ORDER UP!!! 2 DUBS, 1 TRIP, 1 QUAD MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASSES!!

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>>731168993
Dinner is served, i hope you like human meal

>>731169163
FUCKING RAW

>>731168993
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAAAAUCEE

YES CHEF

>>731168993
HERE YOU FUCKING GO, ONE CATSHIT TACO!

Yes chef

>>731168993
Fuck you very much chef

Yes chef.

Trips served on bed of butthurt and a side salad of checkum

>>731169462
Rerolling chef

It's First of May Chef

>>731169464
>>731169462
>>731169415
>>731169362
>>731169336
>>731169284
>>731169163
Seven fucking mistakes? You're a bunch of fuckwits. This is how it's done

Quads coming right up, chef

I don't need no stinking dubs

On the way, chef.

>>731169538
:(

>>731169616
Yeah, you need a new job, because you're fired!

>>731169538
ITS FUCKING RAW

>>731169644
I'm ashamed.

>>731169538
HEY YOU, COME HERE YOU!!!
YOU'RE CALLING OUT THEIR MISTAKES, AND THE YOU COME TO ME WITH THIS? FUCK OFF, YOU DONKEY!!

Right away chef.

>>731169633
>>731169500
Dubs are ready, waiting for trips to be served

Here you go, chef.

Yes chef.

>>731169633
>>731169644
WHERE'S THE TRIP AND THE QUAD?!! WAKE UP YOU FOCKING DICKS!!

TRIPS, mein neger!

Does chef like the feminine penis?

>>731169720
Here's one steaming hot trips.
>>731169693
Sorry, Chef!

>*sweats while thinking the chicken is undercooked*

READY, CHEF

HERE YOU GO CHEF, PLEASE DONT HIT ME CHEF

>>731169770
THEY'RE UP YOUR ASS!

>>731169720
Here's the trips Chef.

lamb sauce located

Plating quads chef!

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>>731168993
noob.

ay

le trips

Rolling chef!

Here's your dubs chef

Hey cheft, i made a sandwich, also DUBS GET!

Rerolling

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>trips

>>731168993
YES CHEF

muffin

going for trips

reroll

hellish trips

Working on it chef

>>731169974
FAKE NEWS!

>>731168993
Rolling chef, check em.

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YES CHEF

>>731170988
YOU OVERCOOKED IT

Le trips are served

T.R.I.P.S.

aye aye, captain

Coming right up, Chef.

Oui Chef

Can I have my Chicken cooked Rare?

>>731171221
>>731170221
so very close

I highly recommend our Quads tonight, they are flown in fresh and pair well with a 40.

Singles chef. With a side of doubles. Can these go?

Yes chef.

>>731171332
>>731171221
FFS

Fuck off stupid Briton! Watch how Americans make real food

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Great FUCKING MEALS YOU DONKEYS

>>731171448
pot meet kettle

Got your trips right here chef. I don't know where the fuck the quads are.

Order up on trips.

Hey chef got any ham hocks

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>>731172638

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I have corn

>>731168993
Suck my dick chef

>>731174111
>>731169500
>>731169633
WHERES THE DAMN QUAD!?!?!/

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>>731168993
My wife thinks he is hot. I think she like being told what to do in a harsh tone lol

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>>731174553

Ay

still waiting for trips waiter.

>>731168993
AS YOU WISH CHEF

>>731175293
OH GOD WHERE'S THE FUCKING SAUCE

>>731168993
Oi chef, I wanna steak. Porterhouse. I want it cooked well done and covered in ketchup.

idiot sandwich

ill take one frozen pizza plz

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We are missing a fucking order.

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Fuck it.

QUAD GET!!!!!!!!

>>731175575
And I'm missing my well done porterhouse with ketchup.

Judas Priest, DO I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE AND TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB?!

Here i go!

I must sautee the food with my tears.

To the hot plate!

Sorry Chef here you go!!!!

This kitchen is a dysfunctional mess. Who the hell thought /b/ could cook?

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I TRIED MY BEST CHEF

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>me in the dining room right now

>>731176054
FUCK I'M SORRY CHEF

RUSSIA THE BEST

Maybe if I add some jizz. . .

>>731168993
order finished chef

I have NO idea what i'm doing chef

I think I forgot to turn on the oven.

Quads on the way chef.

WHY CAN'T ANYONE COOK FUCKING LAMB?

>>731176415
shut up

Someone left an MLP toy on the burners.

>>731176474
Fuck off.

id like some food pleassaedaseadas

>>731168993
I'll do my best, sir.

>>731176588
NO! you fuck off. fuck you

>>731176474
>>731176588
Same gtfo, also here's the shitty meal

>>731176665
FUCK COME ON I WAS ONE OFF
I'M SORRY CHEF

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>>731176665

YOU FUCKED IT UP UNDERCOOKED!!!!

>>731176764
I'M SORRY CHEF I'LL TRY HARDER THIS TIME!!!

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>>731176600
>>731176588
TWO DOWN TWO TO GO, FUCKING PULL IT TOGETHER

>>731176665
YOU FUCKING WANKER, GET OUT

>>731175575
coming up chef!
*runs across the kitchen*
*trips*
GOT IT!!!

I'm doing my best chef!

working as fast as I fucking can you fucking furry cunt.

here.

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>>731176401

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>>731176933

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*sweating profusely* CHEF PLEASE STOP YELLING

>>731176895
you missed this:

>>731174111
Gone fucking cold now tho, I will reheat it in the microwave

>>731169500
>>731169633
>>731169644
>>731170988
>>731173488
>>731174111
>>731176588
>>731176600
>>731176655
>>731176744
>>731176933
THAT QUAD ORDER HAS BEEN WAITING SO LONG HE HAD ALREADY FUCKING RETIRED

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chef, we need to find those quads, the customer is getting hungry.

>>731177388
FUCK YOU STUPID FAGGOT CHEF HERE'S YOUR SHITTY ORDER, AND I QUIT!!!!!!!!!

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I found this on the floor

>>731177388
Sorry Chef, it was overcooked, it needs 3 more minutes Chef.

>>731168993
nah

we are not going to get the order on time .....

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>>731177388
WE ARE TRYING OKAY!

LOOK LOOOK!!! LOOK!!!

>>731177462
PEOPLE COME INTO RESTAURAUNTS BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY DUMBASS, YOU'RE FIRED

>>731177666
We need Quads, not more trips.

>>731177666
Trips HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE U FUCKING DONKEY!

>>731177666
oh shit

>>731177226
NO

>>731177514
FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU USELESS CUNT

ONE HOT MEAL CUMMIN UP

>>731177666
Fuck you satan

>>731177772
THERE WE FUCKING GO

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>>731177666
you dumbass, the order is overcooked, this is shittier than your life.

>>731177772
C-chef...d-does this count?...

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>>731177666

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>>731177772
>>731177975
FUCK OFF AND DO IT RIGHT

>>731169633
rolling again chef.

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>>731168993
SHIT HERE YOU GO CHEF

>>731168993
2 drumsticks please

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Quadwich coming right up!

>>731174374
I'm trying! I'm trying!!

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i cant find those quads.

>>731168993
i just wash the dishes faggot. kys i'm going to smoke now while you faggots bust ass

>>731169882
not ck here... personne ne le connait. ..

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we need this order NOW, or my career is over

Quads coming up sir.

Fuck you faggots now watch me, the waiter, cook up this delicious meal (;

S-sorry chef, here are the quads. Hope it's good, chef!

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Back in my day these quads would be delivered all ready!

Pls

Fuck u

Here they are chef!

Sorry about the wait. Here the quads you ordered. 8888's to be precise.

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c-chef, did i get the order right?

FUCKING WANKERS I'LL HANDLE THIS

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>>731178766

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>>731178658

gotem

Valet guy cookin up the meal

Damn

8888s right here chef!

I NEED THESE QUADS

Aye lmao
https://youtu.be/orQ-sVXOTpY

>>731178889
OVERCOOKED AGAIN

>>731178889
YOU FUCK IT UP, GET OF OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN

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quads m'lord!

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>>731178889
IT'S BURNT! YOU DISGUSTING POOF!

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>>731178889

>>731178889
fuck off!!!!

>>731168993
Here you go Chef!

>>731178889
>>731177772
>>731176665
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET THIS, THIS HONESTLY HAS BEEN ME WHY CHEF WHY

yes chef

>>731179116
STOP FUCKING UP THE MEALS AND GET OUUUUUT

>>731168993
right away, chef

>>731179116
Get out of the kitchen if you cant get it right

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>this is too much

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Hello ! My name's ninoooo

fuck you and suck my cock, chef

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someone?

....

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check em and serve em chef

>>731179283
lul

Rolla

I got this chef!

>>731168993
CHEF, HOW DO THESE SCALLOPS LOOK

ooo

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We got it this time,

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quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads!!!!!!!!!

>>731168993
1 quad coming up chef!

Coming right up!

everybody here should be fired

YOU ALL GOT 5 MINUTES AND TWO CHANCES TO GET THIS NEXT ONE, GET IT FUCKING RIGHT

Roil

Rollan

QUADS. ORDER UP

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>>731168993

yes chef quads are a comin

let me cook the quads

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*opens fridge*
Chef we dont have quads!!!

Rollerino

alright I got it this time

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>Trying

>>731179998
NO MORE

>>731179998
!!!! LIES

Sorry it's so late chef...

>>731179998
Yes we do. They're right here

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>>731180005
>>731179998

YOU FUCKED IT UP GODDAMNIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN

HERE CHEF!

>>731179998
damn

i just ordered the crab bisque with lemon basil and aspragus pods? and after i took a bite i realized there was a size 12 boot resting on top of my meal. do you mind tell me wtf you think you're doing back there?

>>731179998

Das funny

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-Chef, where is my quad order?

Quads are up Chef

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>>731179998
>>731178889
>>731176665
HOW DO U GUYS KEEP FUCKING THIS!? PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS RESTRAUNT AND GOING TO FUCKING WENDYS!

QUADS IN THE OVEN CHEF

yes chef

The oven's not working chef!

>>731180333
Sorry Chef, Those were the Trips, Quads coming up right now!

Yes sir!

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>>731180161
im trying cheff, give me another chance

>>731168993
I love the slow wait between the 1000s as the board springs back to life when we get near quads

PREPARING THE QUAD SALAD

Here you are chef

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you think quads are hard? just wait until the health inspector arrives

>>731168993
Here you go chief

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why is this so hard?

Quads are coming chef!

GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME OR YOU'RE ALL EATING YOUR UNDER AND OVER COOKED MEALS OUT OF THE RUBBISH BIN

>>731180810
YES CHEF WE ARE TRYING

hi

These are our last quads

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Just chopping up the quads now Chef.

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man,i cant sleep without the quads.

kek bless us. he may not deserve these quads but he damn sure needs them!

>>731180929

Quads are up Chef!

GET IT NOW

Yes Chef!

singles are the new trips faggot.

>>731180929

Quads are up Chef!11

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>>731180955

>>731177388
Quads coming your way, chef!

Slicing up the quads now Chef!!!

>>731168993
AYE CAPTAIN

here's that biscuit you ordered

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we need to spice up

Here they are Chef!

haha benis :DDDDDDD

Here you go, chef!

QUADS NEARLY DONE ON THE GRILL

Order 1111 is up Chef!

>>731181110
FUG

Dubs right away chef!

>>731181110
MIGHT ASWELL FUCKING JUMP

>>731181110
The fuck

>>731181110
YOU UNDERCOOKED IT YOU USELESS FUCKING TWAT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS KITCHEN YOU BLOODY WANK

>>731181110

You fuck

its possible to have quads?

Take them chef!

>>731181216
how about a nice gup of shad de fug up :DDDDD

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I'm disappointed in all of you.

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>>731181333
sorry chef

This is how you do it.

QUADS IN OVEN NOW CHEF!

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quads?

>>731181623
Make sure the timer is right on that oven

Prepping the quads now chef

QUADS CHEF

THE FREEZER IS ALMOST EMPTY, GET IT FUCKING RIGHT YOU WANKS

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Im concerned chef. Are You ok?
WHERE IS THE LAMB SOUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY.

CALL THE WAITER QUADS ARE NEARLY DONE

>>731168993
quads right here chief

Quads Intensifies

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>>731168993
nam jeg

>>731181979
UNDER COOKED REFRY

>>731168993
Who ever ordered the quads is gonna go hungary

Chef I dropped the quads, should I dust them off?

>nobody needs to know

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Delivery incoming

QUADS UP

quads overcooked
2222 right up

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its not going to happen

>>731182226
OVERCOOKED, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN

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>>731168993
JUST GIVE ME Q U A D S

I've got this Chef. I worked at Wendy's as a chef for $8.15/hr salary.

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or maybe yes?>>731182241

YOU'RE ALL FIRED, FUCK OFF.