Get it off your chest

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>>731167886
I'm no longer in love with her...

i hate my life

CW,

You are a sub-human sack of shit. Your baseless, immoral, reprehensible actions are the result of you being too weak willed to make a monogamous relationship work. You then proceed to use "but it is human nature to mate with multiple females" as a pathetic excuse to justify your degenerate behavior. The fact of the matter is, you aren't coherent enough to ignore human nature in order to give your all to one person.

You are weak.

One day it will catch up to you.

my pops is a piece of shit that doesn't believe my potential for anything :(

>>731168698
Oh shit that are my initials.

god I'm 21 I need to fuck some girl before its too late

>>731167886
I may get my mate killed. but I don't feel any remorse because he raped a 12
year old girl. I'd do it again.

It's been 4 years since my last deployment, I can't continue to drink and islolate myself.

>>731170353
You in a "poly" relationship?

>>731167886
I'm drunk, but if I see that girl at the burger bar I'm just gonna straight up ask if she wants the D because god damn it she's a qt and she is just my type. Also rock music is the best for a hard day of being fucked over by the man

>>731170772
Kinda

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>>731170539
lol muh due are you the guy who made the the thread recently sabout turning 21 cuz I'm the guy that keeps going on about Jim Beam kekekekekek

>>731170939
Haha what the fuck does "kinda" mean, explain?

I'm lonely. I also fucking hate chads and staceys and normies. That is all.

>>731167886
I personally hate some retards today, I want to glue all the tards, except the ones I like and shove them of a cliff,

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>>731171270
normie girls are the best qt's in the world anon, aim for them, they will make us all happy

>>731171466
No, I'm not that much of a pussy, I only want the edgiest, least autistic qt I've ever laid eyes on, "edgy" normies don't do it for me because they're likely to leave me for Chad McSportball

I actually kinda like niggers.

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>>731167886
Mill house is a fucking meme you summernewfag hybrids

>>731171698
The summerfags have already arrived?

>Going through a divorce
>best friend is there for me
>had a girlfriend but dumped her because she was hitting on me.
>2 weeks later she reached out to me
>invites me over to talk
>I know I shouldn't
>go ahead because he said he's done with her
>talk and watch a movie
>start drinking
>lays down with me on couch
>turn to each at the same time and end up kissing
>10 years with the same woman dick is diamonds
>whispers * "oh yeah anon,we're gonna fuck
>ohshit.jeg
>we fuck all night
>tells me I can come anywhere I want
>blow my load in hear mouth
>she swallows without hesitation
>next day he tells,me he still has feelings
>FML

Im a terrible friend and am not sure what to do.

>>731172315

>>had a girlfriend but dumped her because she was hitting on me.

turns out he was he was damn right

you're on the rebound, enjoy the ride, don't let her convince you it is anything more than a fuck

>>731167886
feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.

>>731167886
sometimes when a cute boy butt thread gets me hard i have to finish to faggots pounding each other on pornhub. assplay gets me off so sometimes i shove the handle of my razor in my asshole in the shower

>be 37
>21 yr old gf & I both think 17 yr old girl @ party is hot af
>gf gets her drunk, seduces
>it's working- she's all up on us
>backfires- 17 yr old can't handle her shit, barfs
>ohwell.jpg
>we leave her at party, head in trashcan
>confession: even though she was 17, I still probably would have let it happen

>>731173066
Thanks anon. I still feel shitty and am scared of losing our friendship for a piece of ass.

>Be me, white conservative 7.5/10 American. ?>Have stable relationship.
>Girlfriend is solid 9.5/10.
>Everything I want in a woman. I am in love with her for the past 4 years and we plan on marrying.

I "cheated" on her with a girl I hate. (pic related)

Lemme explain. I put cheated in "cheated" because while there was no sex or even kissing, I did dishonor my relationship, we'll get to that. The girl I cheated on her with, let's call her Jennifer.

>meet Jennifer the same day I met my gf, first day of higschool.
> I was annoying betamale... barely 14 years old, what can you do?
>Grow strong friendship with Jennifer, she's pretty cool. I share an academy and a computer club with her.
>She's kinda fucked up, cries her eyes at when she makes a grade on anything less than a 90. Has strange obsession about spiderman. Asshole vegan.
>Meh, similar interests and niche humor so why not?
>Always go to her with advice when me and gf are fighting.
>Best friend

Fast forward to junior year.
>Jennifer and I have been best friends for years,
>Gf is jealous of her
>Jennifer doesn't like her
>I don't give a fuck eithier way, I love them both in different ways.
>Friendship with Jennifer gets a...little too close.
>One day I go over to her house for her to tutor me in math... we were joking one day and basically my hands ended up on her boob.
>Feels...really nice.jpg
>"I can take my bra off anon"
>Sure
>Play with boobs through her shirt for the rest of the tutoring.
>Now lemme just say, Jennifer has gone from a 5/10 to a 9/10 in the past year. Thighs, long hair, NICE tits.jpg
>Playing with breasts overtakes tutoring every session now. Not for her sexual stimulation, she's oblivious to my pleasure. She lets me from every position and angle.
>Texting her one night...
>Make another friendly joke about the topic of nudes
>She sends me a text saying "sned noots"
> I jokingly send a picture of my neck
>She responds with her tits, bare.
(Part 2) soon

>>731167886
Moo

>>731173933
>she was 17
you cant fuck 17teens legally - trash country

>>731175689
17 is the age of consent in a lot of states

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I need help. Please, someone... anyone. Its the existential dread, it has me in its grasp, and I cannot escape alone. please

check'm btw

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Actual pic related this time (hopefully, this is my third post ever on this site)

Part 2

>She responds with her tits, bare
>FUCKYES
>fap
>cycle continues over months until I have literally seen 50 pictures of her breasts and ass
>She is so fucking oblivious to the fact I am getting pleasure from the fact
>Each picture is like a joke, like I will ask her to pose with a kitchen utensil
Remember, this girl makes straight A's in AP classes. No clue how she is this oblivious
>She get's...kinda weird.
>We've both always been liberal(her) and conservative(me)
>Start pushing further on both spectrums
>Argue... a lot
>Abortion, gun rights, etc
>I go full Ron Paul
>She goes full tumblr...
>She is terrible at arguing, argues with me when we even share the exact same opinion sometimes
>Our friendship outright...stops for a year...
>She says she wants to "take a break from our friendship"
>Months go by...
>Don't talk to eachother despite having extremly close bond emotionally and knowing eachothers secrets.
>gf is happy she is gone, but knows I cared a lot about her.
>End of junior year
>I reach out to her to be friends again
>"Anon, I thought you didn't want to be friends."
>Take my blessings and not start another argument. I tell her I want to be friends again
>gf is accepting of it.
>Go...right back to routine.
>Take her to beach one day
>Play with her ass through thong and bikini top the entire time
>Kinda grind past her in the ocean
>Still oblivious.
Three months later
>She still starts debates but I eithier concede or agree because I don't want to miss our friendship or her ass..
>Get about BLM
>I tell her I do not support their movement and how completely misguided their supporters are
>Calls me a white supremacist and never wants to speak to me again.

>Be in senior year
>We still talk... occasionally... but distant. Like acquaintances with similar senses of humor.
>Both get internships for the city
>Fucking awkward
Part 3 soon

I HATE YOU A. C. I WANT U DIE FAGGOT NIGGER.

>>731167886
I'm sorry for those affected. But i needed the money to pay rent. I took what i needed and gave you the acounts back. Please forgive me

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>>731167886
im fucking sick of college, less than one week left of a 4 year course with bucket loads of paperwork and Im asked to make an app that would connect me to IBM watson analytics.

Fucking professors REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I dont care that you broke your elbow.

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>>731176382
Nice fake story you got goin there

>>731176382
Nudes? And bump

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me: Time to live a rich and fulfilling life
me: 5 seconds later
Oh wait Im fucking ugly and destined to suffer haha

>>731176674
lol that fucking blows

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If i don't get my shit together in the next two or three years, it might be time to an hero.

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GIMME TIPS FOR A FIRST DATE ITS BEEN FUCKING AGES SINCE A SERIOUS DATE

Part 3. The Finale.

>One day after working together, laughing, after 4 hour shift she gives me a ride home
>"Sooo...how are your boobs?"
>I had nothing to lose,
>She sighs, gives me a half smile half annoyed look
> she leaves over for me to play with her boobs while driving
>Feels great as always
>"How about your ass?"
>"1 dollar anon."
>"What?"
>"I need money... 1 dollar"
>"I give her 1 dollar, make a decent amount of money for an 18 year old. Spend most of gf tho
>She stops, lifts up her skirt and shows her ass and lets me play
>30 minutes go by of smacking, grabbing and such.
>Process continues everytime we work. $1 for ass, $2 for both. For 30 minutes
>6 months go by
>Start making apointments afterschool just to grab her ass and tits
I can do way more with my gf for free but... fuck man that is why I am getting it off my chest
>She gets boyfriend
>Insist on one last time, because I would pay in advance every month
>Gives me angriest look I have ever seen from her, no joy, no laughing, no character
>I had to stop, she wasn't consenting, she was dealing with me

I am well liked in school, people know she hates me for claiming I am a white supremacist and being rude to everyone. Everyone gives her dirty looks, everyone dislikes her because everyone likes me.

If anyone ever found it. RIP

I regret it, I have kinda told gf that we would joke about touching her breast over the top... but not grabbing.

It's out there now.

>>731177079
be good looking

all you will ever need

>>731177079
do something you legitimately think is fun or would be interesting.

Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to spend a fuckton on a date. Take her to the zoo or planetarium if you don't want to do the typical movie and dinner date. Bowling is a pretty good thing since you can drink, but honestly that's more of a group date thing.

One other keynote; don't just wait for your turn to speak when talking to her. Really listen. Don't stress about always getting it right or you might come off as quiet, but even pretending like you give a shit makes you seem better as a person.

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>>731177142
THEN IT SEEMS IM FUCKED

>>731176767
I mean it's the purpose of getting it off my chest. I don't care really if you guys believe me.

>>731176907
I honestly would (blocking out her image) But one day the guilt and mostly fear someone would find out overcame me and I deleted every picture of my hard drive and phone. I regret it though for those frequent fap sessions.

They put me into another position at my job,,, i was with a girl at my original place, working together, it was awesome, we did pretty well

But stuff happened and i'am needed at this other position,, its not necessarily bad.., actually as far as the actual work is concerned i guess it doesn't matter much which one i do.

Im fine with both, you could say, this was a step forward on the ladder for me. HOWEVER, i dont really care about that... cause i miss her like hell, even tho, it not even a month yet... i already know how much this new place gonna suck, cause im not with her... i can feel it

im already thinking about, how to get back to my previous position.. but really there is not much i can do yet,,

its just i really liked her, and now, we are not far away, but we cant really chit-chat all day and etc.. i can go to her, but cant really stay there, maybe just say hi and stuff like that... but its not the same

eehh... FML............

I'm gonna ruin a bunch of careers in a very public way and there's nothing they can do about it. I can't believe that fat faggot thinks he's going to Disney world because of this. What a joke!

>>731171195
he's only "kinda" a degenerate

>>731171899
its only May dont tell me the summerfags are here already

I really want to fuck my female friend but I am in a relationship, also I want to fuck every other girl on earth

>>731179445
You must be new. They came in 2010 and never left.

>>731179610
In addition, if you can go fuck any girl you want, why do you choose to pursue homewrecking as a hobby.

>>731167886
I'm gonna leave my fiancé.

>>731180003
Does she know?

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I don't know what I want to do with my life after college, and the idea of not having a plan frightens the shit out of me

>>731167886
I'm sorry I was never able to make it up for you.

>>731178361
You sound like a complete beta. You should be glad of the promotion and if she cared half as much as you do she would put some effort in meeting you halfway. There are plenty of women out there. Get over your oneitis and go out and get some pussy.

>>731180236
No. Wel maybe I've been distancing myself and haven't spent anytime with her today at all. I leave the room when she comes in. I love her tremendously but I she has changed and hardly pays me any attention now.

I'm secretly hoping she's pregnant, even as I act like I'm not that keen on a kid yet to her face

>>731167886
I can't get lube without my roommate noticing and my dick is starting to peel. It's not painful, just itchy.

>>731170901
Brothered asked me sto sober up before we head out, I feel like a peice of shit for having him have to ask me that. what have I become??

>Istill hope that girl is there
Also thread is still going strong, nioce

I wish i wasn't so lonely.

>>731167886
I'm a piece of garbage that contributes nothing positive to anybody's life.

>>731180681
I got up this morning and noticed that she had gotten some Snapchat shit from a guy that we have already talked about. She is an easy 8/10 so I'm used to her getting hit on all the time. But every other time she has showed me that she has told them to fuck off and then blocked them. This time the guy is still sending her shit. This doesn't really come to surprise me as she hasn't had sex with me in over a week and is almost always on her phone. We used to have sex multiple times a day.

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im not a racist at all, i think its common sense to treat others equally regardless of race. but i really hate niggers, you know, real niggers with the saggy pants, there not intelligent, cant pass highschool, smell like shit, and are just a waste of a member of society.

Be married almost ten years. Love wife. Very happy together.

Wife has rare disorder that causes her spine to break. She is under 30 has three blown disks in her spine. Literally from her lower back to her neck. Shes always in pain. Always suffer. Cannot/does not leave the house for weeks at a time.
I take care of everything. Household stuff. Earning. Everything.

Five years ago we apply for Social Security Benefits so she can have some sort of income.

Initial claim, Denied
Appeal, Denied
Court Case, postponed for more medical tests.
Wait another year.

Today, is the big case. Go to lawyer's office. Her case file is literally six inches thick with medical records. Court hires some sort of employment specialist to testify. He has never met her, never talked with her just a blind stranger. He testifies she can do three types of work. She cannot. One of them is house keeping...fucking house keeping. She cannot keep her own house due to her health but that can be her job.

Asshat offers his testimony. Our lawyer counters it. Judge thanks us for our time and ends the call. All said a five-year legal battle came down to 20 minutes on the phone. We get the verdict in two weeks but lawyer said it wasn't good.

What the fuck do I do?

>>731181040
Find a different lawyer. Original lawyer sounds like a complete idiot and if he couldn't have fought that "professional counsel" you shouldn't have him. Then sue original lawyer as well fuck that don't give up

I feel like I'm in college for the sake of going to college. Still as clueless as when I graduated HS on what kind of living I want to work towards and if I want to work in the first place. My days are numbered and I have to make a decision, classes aren't going well either, do I drop out and take my chances in trade school and admit to my parents I couldn't handle a shit tier University?

>>731180681
Well just be glad you didn't marry her. A lot of women think us men don't need to be complimented or shown appreciation. But some do. I went thru the same shit only I was married with kids. And the reason she started becoming more distant? Yeah, a coworker told her everything she wanted to hear and she ended up having an affair. So thank your lucky stars it hasn't gotten that far. You can start over and someone will treat you the way you deserve to be

>>731167886

I love my wife. We still have incredible sex even after 18 years. But I keep thinking something bad is gonna happen and she's going to die. Then in my mind I think of my backup plans. Probably gonna become fuck buddies with her sister who is a super disfunctional alcoholic. Lately her sister has been more physical than usual when we hang out. Hands on my shoulders and shit. I have an entire fantasy about how it will go down. Sister stays with me for a few days to help out with the kids. I tell her I can't sleep in the bed by myself. She'll offer to sleep next to me. Next thing you know we're all over each other. I feel guilty as fuck for even thinking about it since my wife is still alive. But it would be a great fuck buddy scenario. Convenient since neither of us would want to get into a real relationship again.

Happily married man age in 30s.

Have best friends who are a couple +10 yrs (him) and +11 yrs (her).

I've never cheated, and actually I've never actually had sex with anyone other than my wife (been together since middle school).

We drink and do molly on the reg. About 20% of the times when heavy drinking or rolling is involved she finds a way to pull me aside and forcefully kiss me when no one's looking, probably moreso when drinking. When rolling she makes a point of extra laying me (it's the nature of our relationship...)

I'm sure she just gets off on teasing me but she totally makes a point to do it in such a way that's 'away' from everyone else.

She's SMOKING HOT by the way and I'd totally fuck her in a consequenceless world. We probably never will, I'm pretty happy with our current life and that would totally throw a kink in things. But god damn if I don't consider it.

I know I'm a loser but i'm not even trying to fix it

>>731181249
What's your major? What are your interests in life? What do you want to do/be anon?

>>731167886
vaginas are creepy

>>731181249
Become a nurse. Good pay, easy degree, and being a man in a female dominated career awards certain luxuries like guaranteed employment and preferential treatment.

>>731167886
BONELESS BUFFALO WINGS ARE JUST SAUCED CHICKEN NUGGETS

>>731181347
Yeah it's pretty fucked that no one understands that men need some kind of positive re enforcement or we will feel unappreciated. I just have more or less felt used in this situation. I have the house, the money, everything. And this shit starts happening

>>731181243
Thanks Annon.

I am so exhausted from this fight. I cannot help but think he fucked up (lawyer).
Get this,
My wife uses marijuana instead of opiates after several years of opiate addiction thanks to her doctors. We lived in WA state and they gave her buckets of narcotics, moved to Oregon and they refused to treat her with them so she had to come off.
Weed is the only thing that's ever helped her but for some reason, the judge picked that out and said that she was having paranoia and anxiety because of the weed. She never reported that, never suffered from that, never discussed that with any doctor but they added it to the record and he didn't fight it. I am beside myself. She is devastated. We are destitute. FML

>>731181659
Doesn't make them taste worse.

>>731181661
Like I said, you will overcome. Just stay focused. Hell, let him have the bitch. You deserve a good woman that will appreciate you. Don't lose frame and don't ever sell yourself short

>>731181810
Yeah your original lawyer is fucking trash. Everything that you've said so far a lawyer right off the bar could fight this shit with no problem. He is just a lazy pos. I'm sorry your going through that man. I understand that opiate addiction. Doctors have a problem with over perscribing opiats. I was on about 320mg of opana a day. Doctors rather treat the symptoms then the problem

>>731167886
I like drinking alot. I drink every weekend. I life with my family of me, one wife, my son and daughter in this big house middle of a massive forest. I have 3 friends. I some times drink with them in bar. But most i just drink alone in my house in a room where my family wont go because they know, that i am drinking there or in the forest. Sometimes when i am alone in the forest drinking. In the dark night, i hear voices in the forest who say to me: Kill your whole family and burn the house. Now always i drink even in the bar where i dont hear the voices. I get a strong feeling like i need to do, like the voices says.

>>731182151
Yeah I'm not fighting that shit anymore. I'm just sitting back and waiting till I have concrete proof and then dropping her fucking ass and watch her burn. She has nothing here.

>>731182256
Transfer the deed to me anon, and then kill your family by burning them. No need tto waste a good house.

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I know my EX was shitty but i do wish it were more like the happier times however i have no feelings left just wish things had been better.

This girl i like does not like me back and its shitty and im trying to still stay friends with her atleast cause she is still cool and i know i can move on from it.

Fuck why am i so unlucky with women?

>>731182236
Thanks Annon. I hope you found something that helps your pain.

If I dont pass my IB exams I seriously consider ending my life and streaming it

long term relationship lacking sex. fuck this. relationship might lack sex but I'm not going to!

>>731182580
Stupid plan.
Find something else to do if you cannot pass IB Exams. Drop everything and move to South America if nothing else.

Fucking hate it when tards get in my way. The aides that walk around with them should pay the fuck attention and stop letting the things walk on their own.

>>731182591
Then remove yourself from the relationship and fuck bitches.

>>731167886
I look like a chad.
Great job.
Have anything a man can want.
>MFW mental illness /w religious parents.
NOICE.

I like stuff up my butt when I jerk off, but I'm not gay.

>>731181386
There is literally nothing wrong with having fantasies, anon

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GF I broke up with a few months ago came over just now to give back something of mine she found. I kept my cool and didn't say or do anything stupid, but goddamn once she left I nearly lost it. Fuck

>>731182738
>tfw predicted 35 points
I feel like a fucking retarded when I was revising

I want someone to abduct me and turn me into a sissy sex slave and use me and drug me until I die

Bf of over three years has been showing almost no interest in anything sexual for the past few months and I'm an extremely sexual person. It's kinda killing me inside.

I recently bought a bad dragon dildo, which is a big deal, because I wanted one for years, and his reaction to it was basically just "that's nice"

And, despite not working currently, he adjusted his sleep schedule so that he wakes up, the moment I go to bed.

I feel so neglected...

> be me, married to soulmate
> Marriage is going OK but the passion is definitely gone
> Wife gets a little distant
>New co-worker gives me attention that wife no longer giving me
> Fuck co-worker multiple times, best sex of my life
> Wife finds out, leaves me
> Be me, ruined life for some pussy

There's a lot more to it but you get the gist.

>>731182346
Why wait tho? I mean, You aren't married yet and aren't obligated. IMO your gut feeling is usually the right feeling. I wish you luck.

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I want to fuck my friend's wife.

Kyle I wanna suck ur peepee

>>731167886
My heart is getting really weak and it's gonna kill me anytime. No one knows except for a cyberfriend.

>>731183056
Who cares?
Passing some test isn't a fair evaluation of your self-worth or even intelligence.

Find something you're good at. A friend of mine who is in his 20's graduated high school but hated everything about the American way of life.
He was smart enough for jobs, got them and could keep them per the social construct.

One day, he decide FUCK IT. Sells all his shit, buys a backpack and a plane ticket to Costa Rica. They walked to Nicaragua and landed on a beach where the locals make awesome hammocks.

So being the outside the box thinker he is they start selling these hammocks online. Now they live in a cheap apartment, on a tropical beach in a safe little village in the jungle and couldn't be happier.

Tests and fitting into a mold mean nothing ultimately. Go find what makes you happy and make it work.

Offing yourself is an overly dramatic solution to a simple problem. Change. Don't die.

>>731183490
Nothing wrong with fantasies. Maybe you should reevaluate what your friendship means to you and go from there.

>>731167886
I want to fuck my dental hygienist.

>>731183750
Do it.

>>731180989
Get cucked then. or tell her to fuck off or get serious about kids. and if she doesnt want kids then get fucked by some slag who will. thats our role in life.

I eloped and now my family wont talk to me or acknowledge my wife.

>we have been together 6 years.

>>731167886
i miss her

>>731183861
I have the facebook messenger open right now, and last time I was there she said she liked me and was laughing the whole time at all my jokes. That was months ago though, how do I bring up the conversation? Fuck it im just gonna do it.

>>731183396
idiot. shoulda knocked her up and lived out your days drama free.

>>731184175
Just do it.
Message her. Tell her you cannot stop thinking about her and you'd like to hang out. Invite her over for a movie and dinner or something.

>>731167886
Half the people I encounter think I'm a genius for some reason, the the other half think I've got some mental disorder.

>>731183733
It means a helluva lot, like my wife and I are super connected to them, individually and as a couple. We go on shared family vacations, I'm in business with him, we're all really close and have been for a long time. She and I are connected on a totally non-sexual level but there have been...times she was totally pushing the boundaries. If I didn't like my life exactly it is right now it would be really hard to not succumb to the temptation.

>>731183666
dayum trips

I want to wear nothing but my sister's panties while I'm fucking her.

>>731184287
Ok
>has like 3 kids
>isn't married
>milf, bbw, massive tits
>seems lonely af
>can't bring her over here, I'm still 20 and live with family

So I have to work something out where I don't spend money on her and I just cut right to the chase that I want to fuck her, but also make it so it isn't over facebook so in case things go wrong i can just disappear; so ask to use kik? I really don't want to go through the same tedium of having to go out just to get pussy, gets old. I just want to give her what she's been missing for so long. Maybe desperate enough for it to work. Dunno.

>>731184731
Offer to make her dinner at her place or something. Females favor the bold so pussyfooting around about it might backfire. Shes single with three kids and a BBW so she likes to eat and knows how to fuck. These are in your favor. Can you cook?

Thinking about faking my death.

>>731184731
How old is she? Picture?

>>731184991
how you gonna do it? and why?

>>731184400
Seems like you're aware of the consequences then. Temptations a MF but just don't loose sight of what matters most. Things will get bettee

>>731183463
Idk it's something I've always done. To be able to have undoubtedly proof but thanks man. Keep an eye out I may post a thread about it later on lulz

>>731184944
Yes, I can. I could probably make something out of it too, like maybe we could cook together and chat the whole time. But what I really want is a whole day to just completely wear her out. So maybe ask her to tell her kids to gtfo lol. But I think she would just do that anyway because that would be pretty fucking awkward otherwise >.> also last time I was at the dentist place she said she was looking for a husband so I also have to make sure she doesn't try to hook onto me. But I'm like half her age so why would she do that? But I don't really want to say anything that is too strong over Facebook because I don't want it to be awkward when I go back to get my teeth cleaned or become some kind of joke. But she was seriously into me last time, no joke. So maybe I can count on her discretion?

>>731185070
Thank you anon. I know in my heart of hearts it won't happen because she's smart, we both understand the consequences. I think she reciprocates and a little and teasing me fulfills her fantasy just enough without being able to say we "had sex".

>>731185329
You talk to your dentist on facebook? Like how does that even happen, who friended who?

>>731185329
"Looking for a husband" is code for, I need to fuck.
Do you know if she has weekends without the kids sometimes? Anything like that? You dont want to tell her to get rid of the kids. Females with offspring get weird about that.

>>731185468
I remembered the name of the office and all it took was a literally clicking on a random picture the dentist office posted and clicking to see who liked it and found her on facebook from a like. We also have one friend in common. I went to high school with that guy. Fucking hell maybe she likes to fuck younger guys

>>731185510
No I really know nothing about her; but I wouldn't tell her to kick her kids out lol

>>731167886
The person i love most lies to me constantly, promise me the world and fuck me over every time i start to believe their shit
If he likes this jordan bitch so much he can just tell me and go be with her and fuck off out my life

>>731172315
He tells you he still has feelings?

Your a man, divorcing a man, and slept with your female best friend?

If you are going to be a transexual or just a cross dresser DO NOT OVERDO IT!

I don't give a rat's ass about your deviant behavior but for God's sake please do not look like you put make up on using spray paint and dressing like a lost child of the 70's glitter days.

You are only embarrassing yourself and everyone like you.

>>731185713
Send her a simple message see what happens "Hey, I've been thinking about you a lot since my appointment, want to hangout sometime?"
Screenshot that shit, post an update.

>>731185621
So you friended her then, what was the conversation like? Trying to figure out if you read too much into the conversation or if she's down to fuck (probably is either way).

If she friended you, then yeah go nuts, she wants your dick and there's little you can do to screw it up.

>>731181025
Im black adn its only logical to hate criminal thugs regardless of race. Thug culture is the worst thing that can happen to any race or group of people.

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>>731167886
Fuck you bitch

>>731186069
Nah man I went to get my terth cleaned moths ago and made her laugh the whole time and she said she liked me; I haven't friended her because I don't want anyone to know about my personal life concerning sex (especially my family) but I have her open in the facebook messenger app, all i have to do is send a message. I'm just wondering how it's gonna come off at this point. Wait I think I figured it out. Yeah ok. I'll start a new thread (maybe depending on how it goes) so keep your ears to the ground.

>>731186442
Woops, teeth*

>>731186492
I'm going to start it off really innocently like I just happened to find her and I'm wondering how she's doing and shit like that.

>>731175953
In a lot of states you have to be within 4 years of age with the minor so if you're over 21 you're a pedo piece of shit.

>>731186607
link to thread?

I have a sexual desire so peverse that I risk losing my boyfriend and my career.

I'm not over her yet. And her shitty boyfriend doesn't deserve what she can give

>>731167886
I dont feel connected with the people around me anymore. I think its just me. But i need to get out of this place.

>>731186745
way to bury the lead you baiting nigger. boo this man!

>>731186954
?

>>731167886
I'm waiting for my housemates to go out for a few hours so I can turn on the oven, open it up then sit down and pop a couple of sleeping pills so I can finally end it. I haven't been the same ever since my last relationship and I hate who I'm becoming due to it. They say karma's a bitch but she seems to have everything going for her right now. My confidence has been crushed and I find talking to new people almost impossible.

>>731187049
nigger

I had gay sex as a child. I was also bullied by girls and now I cant even look a girl in the eyes. I'm scared Ill never get to fuck a girl.

>>731187183
If you need someone to transfer whatever funds you have in your account to before you go, my paypal is always available.

>>731167886
not all blacks are niggers,
but all niggers are black!

>>731167886
I feel insecure about some of the stuff I like and wear, although I'm extremely close to my friends I have trouble being my own person and doing my own thing bc it feels like they would shit on me. Both negatively and jokingly

>>731187183
I never understood suicide. Like why not try just dropping your life and starting all new somewhere else if it's that bad.

>>731187627
Because you don't have the energy or willpower to even try starting over, anymore.

>>731176694
You sick fuck, you disgust me

>>731177086
jesus christ dude she just needs a hate fuck off you to get that ultra leftism out of her. Trust me ;)

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>>731167886
Honestly, I just can't seem to forget one particular girl after a fair few years. I've had relationships since then, but they've felt temporary, always as a shallow facsimile of being with her.

Keep in mind, this is somebody who otherwise, these days, has absolutely no relevance to my life whatsoever, the fact it is not just actively affecting the health of relationships I have, but now progressed to removing any desire to pursue them is downright absurd.

I would dare venture to say that I'm at a point where I'd equally wish to no longer hold any feelings for this girl than I would to even be with her, but honestly, if given the option I would undoubtedly rather be with her.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll get over it, eventually.

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still after break up i blocked her but she is still forcing herself into my life :c

>>731187736
eh that sounds like an elaborate excuse to not live some sort of life even if drastically worse than before. I mean if it came down to where I wanted to end it all, I'd just up and leave to some place cool to vagrants on the west coast, just up and leave with whatever money I had. Honestly how much energy and effort does that require? It's a hell of a lot easier than regular life, 40 hour job, get a mortgage, blah blah

>>731186079
>probably a negative thing for me to think
I personally think "thug" and "gang" culture is really interesting. I don't know if I would say this if that's how I grew up but I'll say it now

>>731187834
Any way to contact her? FB friends, anything? What do you have to lose, really

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I stole over 500$ from the hotel I work at and boss thinks it's the meth head housekeeper. We have no working cameras and everyone else is stoners.

I want someone to ask me to blow them

i miss you and will never forget you

>>731188031
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>>731188355
that's a non-response if I ever saw. I've never had kids either but I have valid opinions about how to raise them

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i picked up a chick from a bar last night. i could have swore she was an 8/10 but when we woke up this afternoon she was lucky to be a 5.

the sex was ok. it was just weird that she wanted anal. what kind of girl wants anal the first time you hookup with someone? and who the fuck does ass to mouth outside of porn?

>>731187736
If you don't have the energy or willpower to try starting over, go to rehab. You're addicted to sorrow. Also, don't forget to dispose of your crap so nobody else has to. You might find something in there you still want, and to keep it you have to live.

>>731188566
raising kids is not as complex as an emotional feeling / mindset that you've never felt before

>>731183297
you are (getting) fat

I hate my girlfriend and I'm only with her because that slut would fuck every guy that said a kind word if she wasn't taken and I'd kill myself out of jealousy.

When i was 12 or so there was a girl in class who was very hot, she sat in front of me, every time she got up i would grab her ass, at the time i didn't get that it was pretty much a sexual ass-ault (bad pun) Every now and then i get reminded of it somehow and i always fell terrible about it and there's no way of apologising without randomly saying sorry.

>>731189421
I'm already morbidly obese, but that isn't the reason my husband hasn't shown much interest in me lately. The reason is my stress incontinence. But then again, he's also impotent.

>>731189646
die

>>731189912
Nah, my hubbie is good to me in other ways: he cooks and cleans. I just wish I could do more for him. Sitting all day on the computer is not good for one's weight.

I know most of her drama is insecurity but I just don't give a fuck anymore. She makes my life unbearable. Every time I break up with her she subtly or not so subtly threatens to harm herself or gets hysterical and refuses to leave until I give in. I guess I'm too weak to end it properly, last time I was in this situation I cheated rather than end it like a man, that was four years ago and I hear she's still hurting from it. Don't want to do it again but I don't know another way. I even have a feeling she still won't leave if I cheat.

I HAVE A PRETTY DECENT LIFESTYLE AND I'M HAPPY THAT THE SMALL FAMILY I HAVE LOVES AND CARES ABOUT ME BUT MY SOCIAL LIFE WITH FRIENDS IS OUT THE WINDOW AND COVERED IN DOG SHIT. EVERYTHING I LOVED AND ENJOYED IS BORING AND I DO NOTHING EXCEPT PUT OF THE ESSENTIALS IN LIFE AND COMPLAIN. MOST PEOPLE THAT I THINK ARE CRINGEY ARE VERY MUCH LIKE ME AND I THINK THAT'S WHY I HATE THEM, BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF. I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER IF I JUST DIED BUT I ALWAYS THINK "BUT WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT YOU DUMB NIGGER". ALSOOOOOOOOOOO WHENEVER PEOPLE TRY TO TALK TO ME OR SOCIALIZE I END UP BLOWING THEM OFF BECAUSE I USUALLY END UP SAYING SOMETHING AUTISTIC AND RUINING MYSELF EVEN MORE. LIFE IS PAIN. Also I think dogs are overrated.

>>731190143
I mean from what you've described you're literally being a strain and burden on him

>>731190476
I do grocery shopping on weekends, and take out the trash. Also, I feed the cats if he gets home late. Last time I was ready to start doing the laundry, he came in and took over.

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>>731188127
I believe I could get in contact with her on Facebook if I resolved to, I have nothing to lose I suppose.

I've considered it before- but it just seems so unfeasible given the circumstances now. I'm almost worried that trying to talk to her would only further delay getting over it. Plus, I've never been comfortable approaching people about a this sort of stuff on a messenger, I'd much rather do it in person.

Despite this, I still have to say that you are right. Thinking about it now, and throwing any sort of feasibility of arrangements away, it would solve my hang up if it did work out, and probably even if it didn't. I only wish I couldn't do it in person. Thanks a lot Anon.

>>731189422
>hate my girlfriend
>be jealous if she was with someone else
pick one

>>731190740
LOL THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL

accepting to be transexual helped to improve my life. It was the best change of my life, now I am totally happy married to a shemale, who would have thought that would happen to my life?

>>731191115
Nah, I have a job, I'm just home sick today with acute bronchitis. At work I'm on the computer all day, and when I get home, my leisure time is spent on the computer.

>>731190740
kek I hope this is bait

>>731167886
My family is relying on me to sort their problems out, but i'm shit scared, and have no idea what to do. Fuck

>>731191479
get a job

>>731183396
Is your name Chris?

Just to be straightforward, I don't expect you to answer this truthfully.

>>731191002
>I'm almost worried that trying to talk to her would only further delay getting over it
Do it anon. Yeah maybe/probably nothing will happen but you need the closure. Or best case, something happens. Either way it's a win-win.

I reached out to a former high school sweetheart like 10 years after the fact. It probably creeped her out but hey at least I know it's not going to happen.

And if she were to change her mind then at least the offer is out there.

>>731185332
what does she do to push the boundaries?

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith, faith of the heart

>>731191479
Depending on the type of problems they have, you should probably recruit a therapist or a lawyer.

>>731191459
Nope, true story. Shit happens when you get old.

i continue to live my life, studying my carrer and acting like i believe i have one shot to success, but actully feel like i've already fucked up my life in the attemp and lost like the best part or time of my life (whole 20's)....although thanks to my ego i might say i dont give up and resist letting me down

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>>731191660
Well, I am convinced.

Thanks.

I hate myself I wish I had the courage to commit suicide but I don't even have that. I just want to scream fuck off at myself

>>731192918
Why do you hate yourself?

>>731192918
So change yourself. If you have a hard time with that, seek the help of behavioral health professionals. Or a life coach.

>>731191819
I was the anon from above, as a couple we drink a lot, do ecstacy on occasion, rarely but sometimes get high.
this is me:
>>731181480

im scared

I've repeated class two times and I've been thrown out of highschool because of the retarded German school system.
Now I have to do everything again,and basically, I'll be done with school and studies when im fucking 28 or something. Everything just seems so fucking pointless.
I have no friends,nobody to talk with,nobody to love,nothing. Im just alone after school everyday,sitting in front of my PC.
It's going to continue like that. Doesn't matter how old I am,im just gonna go to school or work,then come back home,and sit alone by myself the rest do the day. Nothing in the future seems positive. Everything is just fucked and there's zero to look forward to.
All I'd like to do is just go back. There's nothing in the future. It's empty.

Good fuck, are you me?

I just can't fucking do it. Funny enough, any time i've tried it hasn't worked and i'm too much of a pussy to take a gun to the face or bleed out.

I've survived
>jumping in front of a car. Not even a fucking concussion, just scapes
>ODing on 4 rolls, half a bottle of McCormicks, a large bottle of Delsym, and coke
>tying myself up and drowning myself

I just can't do it.

>>731192422
30s are better than 20s

>>731192918
for you anon
>>731193274

>>731193192
yeah man on some level she's got the hots for you, it's one thing to jump into a one time mistake and another to flirt constantly like that. I dunno it would change things forever

>>731193261
Go to work, but then why sit alone? Get out of the house, you're probably young, go to the bar or club and meet people. Unless you prefer computer games to people.

>>731193784
It would definitely change a lot, probably not going to happen. A flirty non-sexual relationship with just a fantasy behind it is probably all that's going to happen.

>>731193872
Yeah,im young,still in school as I said. If the German education system wasn't so retarded I could've been done with it next year. But no.
>Unless you prefer computer games to people.
I just can't with people anymore. I've been always sitting alone by myself for like 2 years now. Everything has become awkward.

>>731194358
I'm an introvert and always find meeting new people awkward. But I force myself to do it anyway. A good place to start might be a chat room, if you cannot bring yourself to meet with people in person. Games like IMVU and Avakin Life are really just glorified chatrooms, for instance. Multiplayer games tend to become chatrooms as well.

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Well for the first time in my life, I cheated on a final exam and am pretty sure I was caught.
I used my phone to look up a couple of words in spanish.
The professor then came over and stood by my computer for over half an hour. I didn't use it when she was close by.
Then later, I get a phone call (no email). I was in another final at that time so I didn't answer.
When I tried to call back, I got an automated message that said "Hello, you've tired to reach *Anon university* but no one was there because it was after they closed.
i think they were calling to talk to me about me cheating on the exam and now I have to face the consequences.
However, I think they would send an email too, right? I don't know. I am freaking out and I'm incredibly scared.

>>731193261
oh i've been there man, i'm 29....try to meet new people, don't just stay waiting or trying to recover anything that wouldn't return

My wife is a lazy bitch.

Nagged me to move to a bigger city.

I got a job paying 90k/yr and she bitches that i hang out with my older brother and drink a couple of beers DURING THE DAY on the weekend for a few hours.

If i didnt have a kid i would've noped the fuck outa this relationship by now.

>>731195941
few things:

1. Cheating in a spanish test done on a computer. You guys definetly make a big effort to not learn languages efficiently. I'm sure it's some college class so you can say that you speak spanish to then be incapable of talking to anyone unless they say half of the message in english (sorry, I'm spanish, lived in the states, hate all of you guys that try to learn spanish in college)

2. If they caught you cheating, they would have told you inmediately. No reason to think it over.

>>731188299
Me neither my bu's love.

>>731196997
I'm only in the class because my major requires that I take 2 semesters of a foreign language. i chose spanish because I took it in high school as well.

I don't have contact with my grand parents anymore, they are in their 90s and may die soon. I'm too much of a pussy to foster a good relationship with them because it would hurt me more, once they're gone. So I just try to reject them es good as I can to make it not so worse for me when they die.

I'm ready for Trump to no longer be president. This is an embarrassment

como funciona esto?

>>731197398
In this case, sorry friend.

You just got me in a bad time. Last chick I fucked from Tinder here in Spain was a half black chick from the states with a spanish degree. Obviously, she couldn't communicate the tiniest bit.

Bonus. She was half mexican and half black, her dad left, guess which one was which.

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>>731167886
I masturbate everyday and when my family isn't home, I furiously masturbate for hours to hentai and porn pics and videos and do it more often at night when they're here.

I have a problem

>>731197645
I'm really sorry to hear that. There will always be rotten apples on any tree.

But I'm not really sure which was which tbh

>>731198072
Come on dude, it's one of the only positive things of racism, you can always tell when a joke is poking at a particular race without explicitly saying it.

Yet again, I was mean before. Her dad was the black one. She was named Marissa, and pronounced it horribly. she was a sad individual as whole, indeed.

I had sex multiple with my girlfriends younger sister before we got together, she was 13 at the time. Happened nearly 10 years ago and have been with G/F nearly as long but her sister had far more skill and was far more adventurous.

Both were virgins when I fucked them but while the sister wanted to try anal and loved fucking in changing rooms or in places where there was an element of danger of discovery, current gf is very vanilla and won't even suck dick unless drunk. Once she gets a drink in her she's fun but she won't drink often.

Talked to sister about it a few days ago and she said she wished we were still together.

If it wasn't for the fact my gf is like my home-help carer and does a tonne of shit for me, that the sister wouldn't I'd be kicking one out and moving the other in.....

TL;Dr
I pick having my meals cooked washing done and house cleaned with average pussy, over having to get off my ass but get amazing pussy

>>731167886
THERE IS NO GOD. IT DOESN'T EXIST. YOU DIE, YOU'RE DEAD, THE END.

So I made a new friend. She is 13. I am 32. She is so innocent but I want to corrupt her so badly. She has shown me her bra and we have rather interesting conversations. Also, I am married and have a 21 year old side chick. There is special place in hell for me.

he left me, I feel like mt heart was taken from me
I don't know how much more I can take /b/

I am not sure if I am in love with my girlfriend anymore. We hit it off great, but it just doesn't feel like it used to. I am not sure if I should leave her because of this or wait if it gets better as she is dealing with some rather important academic stuff right now.

Hell, I know I won't leave her while she is working her ass off and depending on me to keep her on her feet but I don't know what I'll do after my duty to her is over. I liked the way we were before this year. I'd like it to continue, but I'm bored out of my mind with this relationship.

Also, I for years, I had purpose in my life. Selfish, maybe, but it was set. Now, I don't know what to do. I don't have a purpose and that makes a lazy ne'er do well. I dislike that as I will probably turn into a NEET if that persists, yet I've got many good things waiting for me if I find the motivation to move my ass.

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im convinced i have borderline personality disorder. doesn't help that im not working or in school. including my love life, im spiraling out of control.

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I I'm in love with my bestfriend, but she is also childhood friends with my ex and I don't want to ruin that already fragile bridge.

>>731167886

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My best friend and I had drunk sex, she accused me of rape to the police. Now I'm fighting a case where I'm the predator no matter what I say

stop playing with my feelings and just let me spoil you and make you happy. I'm not a cock head like the guy that tries to fuck with your feelings. let me kick his ass and then ride off into the sunset with me in my Jeep.

>>731201061
Fuck. Greentext?

Im addicted to weed

>>731200423
Life's too short anon. Worst thing is she says no. From experience tho, I fucked a friend I knew since kindergarten. I guess she felt bad because things changed drastically. TBH, sex wasn't great.

>>731197660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oM6wDxaXI0

>>731167886
I dont care that you broke your elbow

>>731199952
go to a doctor, get treatment.

I have borderline. Treatment helped, a lot.

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>>731202188
Yeah I feel, problem is she's my best friend and i can't just go gungho and ask my best friend out. I would if it was just some other Johanna or whatever. Im not a betacuck, just not willing to lose a friend.

>>731184142
damn. kinda scared of this. if you don't mind me asking, what ethnicity are you/your family, and the girl? why the elope?

Life is more complex than anyone imagines - This can be a daunting placid tower or an awesome burning to revel.

Civilizations come and go, here and elsewhere, before and again - This makes the existential dilemma of a life being ineffective versus a life being isolated more poignant.

Freedom feels the same to those who take it for granted and those who are denied it - New forms of freedom are precious nectars that must unendingly be sought.

Stars are can be used as portals. The same math used for blackholes applies to stars but physicists with their brains in the absolute zero freezer haven't caught on to this. A hole in three dimensional space looks like a star. Trying to devise ways of moving in the space between stars instead of using stars for transportation is like walking for miles along a river trying to get across it by going past its origin and then walking those same miles back to get to the point on the other side of the river from where you started when by bracing yourself against the river, the crossing becomes trivial.

The search for unknown life would be much more successful by altering definitions and understanding than by building sophisticated technical gadgets.

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>>731203228
thanks for the advice anon. i dont know how long i can suppress the rage and suicidal thoughts anymore

>>731189212
>what kind of girl wants anal the first time you hookup with someone? and who the fuck does ass to mouth outside of porn?

A whore. Duh.

>>731203302
Never know til you try anon. Any hint she feels the same? You might just be the guy she wants but is afraid of the same thing you are.

I need to get fucking laid but I don't give a shit

>>731171466
this,

Theres nothing wrong with an innocent normie girl who doesn't know about this autistic website. The only difficulty is keeping your retarded friends from acting retarded around her.

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>>731203902
Ive been told I'm super dense by my previous partners. But hey dude I might try if the mood ever gets good enough. Gracias Anon-sama.

My life could have been so much better if not for those fucking assholes at highschool fuck them its the only people i could let die without remorse.
Maybe not but i'll never know the asnwer

>>731204694
Ha you still think abut school what a jaggler

>>731204694
Whatd they do Anon?

I'm addicted to posting exposed pics of girls I know irl

My gf is a fucking bratty cunt. She has her
Moments where she is the greatest but then immediately acting like a bratty cunt.

Her childhood did some damage and I Promised I wouldn't leave. She has major battles with depression.

Now, I don't leave because I love and properly take care of her animals. She does minimum work, depending on the depression, where they wouldn't let me take them.

Looks wise she is a 10/10 and it has a factor of 0 in keeping me In this relationship.

>>731204854
Im only 19 and they are the ones that still are trying to keep in contact
>>731204883
Bunch of sociopaths destroyed all confidence in myself i could ever had. its part of my fault though i could have done more

Look bitch, if you like me then stop acting all coy and shit. We're in our late 20's, we're not getting any younger, I like you, I know you like me, so what's the fucking deal? We're not in high school anymore and, frankly, if I wanted pussy that bad I could get it in 15 minutes easy. But I don't want that. I want you. In my life. The only one that's holding you back from that is you, so figure out what the fuck you want. If it's not me, then stop wasting my time and move on so I can forget about you. I've already got another bitch lined up so get your shit together.

>>731201061
Some best friend she turned out to be. Sorry to hear that.

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>>731205266
Rember anon, it never too late as long as you don't have cancer. Ugly faggots become celebrities, Stupid knobs become presidents and prime ministers. And you can become manager at walmart if you just believe.

>>731205256
Leave dude. Trust me - she's a cunt now, when you get married it's gonna be worse. And her depression and lazy behavior, you're only enabling her to do that by being her bitch boy. If you're a cunt, you deserve a cunt. If you're not, then you deserve better. If anything, let her know exactly how you feel and see how she reacts - it could end one of two ways: either she works on changing for the better or you guys break up. Either way it's a win-win for you and you won't be wasting any more time being miserable in a relationship you don't wanna be in.

>>731204013
Start giving a shit. Work on your social skills, motivate yourself to taking care of yourself, and try to find girls at places where your similar interests can be something that draws you together. Then not only will you be getting laid, but you may just end up getting a girlfriend which means steady pussy basically whenever you want. Well worth you time

>>731172315
fucked up dude. never bang a friends chick, even a side chick. in fact, you dont have any friends

>>731186743
Sorry guys she said she wasn't looking for a fuck buddy.

>>731170189
I do.

I fucking hate my life, I am an unorganized piece of shit, I have no idea where I am going, half the time, my life is based around video games, because I am too much of a bitch to go out and meet people, I need serious psychological help, I am afried that when I drink I do shit that is way to inappropiate and, I feel as if my life is basically a shit hole, whenever I try and talk to a girl, I always end up looking like a complete idiot, even though I suffer from a lot of depression, I try to hide it so that people will not worry about me, I have made so many mistakes, mistakes that haunt me every day, I dread going to school every day, because each day I know I will be made fun of, I am scared that one day I will not be bale to take it, and I will end up taking my own life, I have been bullied my entire life, and suicide has always stood behind me, waiting for the correct moment, to simply convince me to just take the easy way out, I need help.

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I scooped my husbands email and found nudes of his late wife! AHHHHHH!!!! MY EYESSSSS!!!

>>731167886
DK,
I wish you would stop drinking. you're turning into your father, and I really wish you would just take care of yourself more. also just because your dad beat the shit out of you when you were younger doesn't give you an excuse to be a dick to people. I love you man, no homo

>>731205945
thx anon i hope i don't get cancer but with my bad luck...
>>731206715
same

>>731167886

FUCKING KIDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED

>>731167886
I am bisexual

>>731206715
Hey anon you're still young, and believe me things do get better. Start by choosing two small things to work on and do them every day. the key is small steps and eventually you'll find that you can accomplish and change things. It takes more time that we usually think but it can be done.

I'm tired of listening to other people. I'm not seeing out negativity, I just think I'm done considering the majority of opinions.

I want to die but am so scared of death

I'm tryna get 4 girls at once and idk if it's working

I think my boyfriend needs to try harder to make more time for me because his excuse of "it's 2am, too late too talk, but I'm revising for exams next month instead" is bullshit. (We both have exams, it's called time management).

Also I told him. He doesn't get it. Keeps repeating "It's late" "I'm studying" ??? bitch if it's late go to sleep.

>>731207549
He doesn't love you. I'd stay single your whole life.

>>731207682
Ughhh y'know I considered that but he definitely does. We're fine in person, no problemo, super cute.

As soon as it's back to online shit he just focuses on fucking HOTS all day and uses the excuse "oh we see each other in person".

I don't think it's clingy to want the person you love to make time for you.

>>731207844
Whatever boats your float.

>>731207844
well maybe communicating through text is not that important for him and until you explain how important it is for you he won't change.

I HATE NIGGERS!

I fucking hate The Dark Knight.

>>731207932
Yea Idk anon just not having a fun night.

>>731208017
Ah I hate saying it but we had that chat already. I told him I like us to call and stuff online, it's nice to keep in touch and still do our stuff. He just... seems incapable of understanding.

It's one of those situations where you're scratching your head running in circles getting tired of trying.

Just wish there was a way of telling him that he would understand.

>>731208216

Maybe he's unable to empathize with you on this and the only solution left is for you to be more understanding?

I fucked my friends ex last week... He's still madly in love with her. I think I have feelings for her. I'm a shitty person

>>731177426
>Take her to the zoo or planetarium if you don't want to do the typical movie and dinner date.
if its a second/third date, take her to the park.

food prepared ahead of time is cheap, the view is nice, and you can take a bottle of wine or two with you.

>make it a nice park

If there was a gun in front of me, there would be a 50/50 chance I blow my brains out

>>731177086
break up with her dude, you wouldn't have wanted to do those things to jennifer if you were happy with gf. Do yourself a favour and leave.

almost done with a degree, don't think ill pass and im past the point of worrying. hopefully my other plan for life will work out. also i might lose my shitty part time job and i dont care.

i like this girl named cassandra... i don't know if she knows but I want to give her everything..................................................e

>>731208627
Hmm maybe but is that really fair?

It's a basic request and reasonable for any couple to do...

I can "deal with it" but understanding no, just feels shit to only do anything in person where a lot of the time it feels like the only way to get his full attention is by getting naked.

I dunno I feel like I've been with enough people to know what I need and want in someone and I understand I've got my not-so-good attributes too.

And therefore I know we mean a lot to each other it's just he doesn't... get it. And he needs to.

>>731207428
thats sad anon
life isnt so bad, trust me it will get better :)

I want to fucking die, I lost the love of my love life when I found out my grandmother died.. I'm going nowhere with my life, everything is keeping me back, I'm keeping myself back but I don't have the will to keep going..

sometimes I would like to be fat

>>731209104
Well I took this stance because I was at the opposite spot once and didn't budge. I disliked to text all the time and did enough already to maintain the relation. So if this is bothering you so much I would guess it's because there's more to it / last straw in the camel's back

>>731209524
It's interesting hearing from someone else.

You said you did enough to maintain the relationship... that kinda gives me red flags. Like you just did enough to keep it going?

Idk I guess I don't see why I should commit to 1 person and do everything for them, gifts, surprises, care etc. if they don't do more than the minimum?

I feel like an asshole but I'm pretty tired tbh I just want him to do it.

>>731197609
pregunta algo, así

>>731167886
I'm with difficulties at work. I think i may be retarded

>>731186745
go on anon

>>731209219
griefing sucks especially if youre in a bad place to begin with
try to keep pulling through though if it gets too bad there is no shame in seeking help
you can do it and it will be worth it

>>731183297
except for the dragon dildo you could be my gf

pretty sure I'd have noticed her buying one

>>731209790
No no, I mean, we both where dealing with the others needs and in some cases putting a lot of each others interest before our own. Se we decided to skip the smaller things because at the end those are the ones that are not worth fighting for.

If you feel he's doing the minimum and he feels the same about you, even though each feel like you're putting tremendous effort to it then that's an issue.

>>731167886
I'm sorry... i didn't know...

>>731209468
as autistic as it sounds, me too, always had a fetish for that. i used to use an app about a year ago for people who like that and explored it a bit meeting up with people, its hard to get fat for me plus all everyone i know thinks being fat is gross which it is but thats why it gets me off. now im losing weight on purpose and people see me as more attractive so ill stick with that.

I really hate my life and I'll never amount to anything because I'm a lazy sack of shit

I hope I can stay sober now. I just want my life back. My simple quiet life.