And how and why did you become a part of this /b/ community?

>>731166553
i was searching for the perfect recipe for coquilles saint-jacques... ten years later, i still am.

My facebook friend told me that you guys have the dankest memes here... I'm not impressed so far, to be honest.

have been here all summer

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>>731166810
>dank memes

How does one become part of this?

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>>731166553
in 2006 I use to browse ED a lot back in the day, kept reading about this place called 4chin and some faggot named m00t that managed the site, he was dubbed "the Queen of /b/", decided to finally check it out one day, been here ever since, I'm a fucking loser

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>>731166553
I heard about the pranks from the gamer from mars and I had already been on the deep web so I didn't think anything here would phase me(i was wrong)

That was in late 2015 after that my dad died and I started spending more time on here until it's been everyday and I don't know how to leave.
Pic related

>>731166553
feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.

>>731167588
Nice

>>731167588
God damnit Jeff!
I thought you got rid of this malfunctioning pile of scrap.
Will someone just cut the power already, before it leaks into anymore threads.

>>731166553

Back then 1993-2005, it was a glorious 12 years, forums online had the sweetest trolls, the net was neutral, people had fun with each other.

2006 and upwards changed into egotistical snowflakey teens who try to be edgy in any way possible, infecting fun places with shit porn, dubs, furries, FB fap etc bullshit.

The net is no longer fun and exciting, ideas are stagnating and old ones are overused and shit out and used again and again and again.

2019, will be a new year, when people come together and become fun again, become intelligent again, become original again.

12 year cycle online is real.

>>731167737
>feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.

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>>731167880
>2019, will be a new year, when people come together and become fun again, become intelligent again, become original again.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch anon.
By 2019, the average internet user will have become so cucked by rules, laws and legislation.
Back in the day, the internet was like the wild west but now the internet is just one giant my space page.
Who knew myspace would make such a huge come back?

>>731168148
JEFF!
If it fucking talks to me again, you're fired Mr!
NOW GET RID OF IT!

>>731166553
I just come here when there are too many shills and slide post on /pol/

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>>731168659

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>>731166553
In 2006, a friend of mine told me you people had Princess Peach hentai. So ofc, I showed up....haven't really been able to tear myself away since.

>>731168634
too late its already in three other threads
at this rate were fucked,,sorry Mike

>>731168634
feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.

>>731166553
sa forums, came for lulz.

>2004
>dicking around on ytmnd
>source of gif reads "4chan /b/"
>i wind up here
>life grows exponentially sadder over the next 12 years as i waste my 20s

>>731166553
like 6 years ago searching for loli hentai

>>731166553
i don't remember because it was like 10 years ago.

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>>731168817
/pol/ meme'd a president into power.
They may be unorthodox but they get results.

>>731166553

Somebody posted a link to /b/ in some gaming forum back in 2008. I clicked it and never went back.

>>731166553
Came here for the offensive edgy humor as a teen. Now im stuck here because scrolling through threads for hours a day is addicting.

My girlfriend left me and all of my friends basically told me to go fuck myself.
I started drinking hardcore because I had way too much time to myself. Starting jerking off more, but you can only jerk off so much before you and your dick gets tired of it.
Began lurking Ebaum's world, just watching dumb videos and reading the comments.
Eventually learn about 4chan. Remember 4chan because my ex lurked it and heard about it from 7chan and 7-11chan (nevar forget).
Somehow an oldfag even though I'm a newfag.
Spent the last 6 years of my life here.
Now get paid to shitpost. Good times.
Will be sad when it's gone.
4chan helped me get through bad times in life.
Hope good times await now.

>>731169070
They didnu shit. Memes didn't elect him, votes did. Oh wait, he lost the popular vote. So no. He didn't win. And he currently isn't helping with managing to do nothing in 100 days.

>>731168891
Right...
We're gonna have to go into lock down.
Try and contain it on the board but whatever you do don't let it off the server.

FFS the media is gonna have a field day on this one.
Who's stupid idea was it to give it free will anyway?

>>731166553
Ponies and Jessie slaughters noodz

>>731166553

i came here from gurochan around 2010

Came for the bitches, stayed for the keks

>>731169329
>So no. He didn't win

Keep telling that to yourself Libtard.He won in almost 75% of states. California just have too many people

>>731166553
In 2005, meme culture started leaking from this place in bite-sized pieces, through the ass cracks of the internet. Eventually, I found /b/ after months of seeing memes and hearing rumors.

>>731169329
Trump is your President now. Deal with it cunt chops.

>>731169813
>has to many people
Who voted for the left. This is a democracy, no?

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poor life choices circa 2009


I should have left by now

>>731169848
Then I stayed because this place was awful and great at the same time, and it helped me grow as a person in the long run.

>>731166553
Found it after watching my friend accidentally download 73 terabytes of bukkake porn here. Knew this site was for me.

>>731169894
He is. He hasn't done anything he said he would. How does winning feel?

>>731169980
>and it helped me grow as a person in the long run.
Kek! Been this in denial about having a terminal illness.

>>731166553
I had know of /b/ since around 06-07 I think... but was to worried about going on this site cause I lived with my parents at the time.

>>731170208
It's pretty fucking funny from this side of the pond.
Have fun playing hot patato with Kim Jon faggot.

Newfag, been here for a couple months now

>>731170253
At least I'm not basic normie scum and doesn't afraid of anything like gore.

Friends showed me the /b/ and 4chan. Was in the time we were edgy normies that watched the rekt threads all day.... oh god...

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> in Air Force basic training in 2005
> cleaning stairwell with another trainee
> talking about girls and drugs we used to do
> guy says he posted pictures of him fucking his gf on 4chan
> go home after training for recruiters assistance
> browse 4chan and started shit posting
> never stopped shit posting
> pic unrelated

>>731169413
Rick from Rand D and Jimmy from accounting..assholes

feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.

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>>731170514
You are the definition of the cancer that is ruining /b/ KYS.

>>731171226
Dumb nigger. I've contributed to, and been witness to, countless happenings on /b/ since 2007.

i came here searching for trap porn and stayed bc i hate niggers

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Remember when the internet was fun and produced quality shit like this.

>>731166553
I came to watch the spectacle. I'm not part of the community, I just troll every once in a while, say things that people don't want to hear. I'm not racist, homophobic, or a dick. I'm the cancer that /b/ needs.

>>731170874
Tell them to report to my office, immediately.
They're gonna help clean up the mess they made.
ASSHOLES!

>>731171408
>came for cancer posts

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>>731171479

I was told not to

>>731169329
butthurt neckbeard, /pol/ autism is more powerfull than you degeneracy's power. Just deal with it, we get shit done like getting the identity of bikelock assassin while you fap at traps picture online.

>>731166553
>was on 9gag, funny memes (doge and stuff)
>not that long after, stupid thumblr posts came on 9gag spreading like cancer
>1 year later 9gag became 9fag, feminists & faggotry, no funny memes cuz ppl get triggered
>came to HDL, all good, funny gore, Hitler is cool guy
>1 year later HDL full of 9faggers trying to get points and upvotes, no more gore, no more porn, only retarded memes and reposts
>came to 4chan /b/ is funny, ppl do an hero and stuff, also funny tech stuff on /g/
>1 year later /b/ full of traps, faggots, and feets, also snapchat spams and phising, fake mobile nubers, and old fags b8ing themselfs

where should i go next ?

>>731173192
a noose

>>731166553
In 2013 or 2014, a friend told me about a fucked up site. He wasn't wrong. I can't leave. Tried it multiple times. I just can't. Since 2015, I tell everyone who considers to visit 4chan not to do it. This fucking place is like abortion. I'm addicted to it.

Back in 2013 some guy I knew at school would always tell me green text stories. They were fucked up but hilarious. Would check it out from time to time, would get too disturbed to stay long. After years of a pathetic life doing nothing but post memes and growing a thicker skin I finally ended up here where I've been a constant user of this site since 2016. Yes I'm a newfag, no I didn't come from reddit, I used ifunny. Yes I hate myself too.

>>731166553
Years back a friend told me about this shithole, so I gave it a try, it was pretty Chill and it was my type of humor, so I've been chilling here since then (lowkey I wanna fucking die)

>>731173192
Go back to school and get a degree in computer programming. Work for a company for some time to get familiar with the business. Create a website for the peeps to post meme anonymously. Keep it small and simple. Don't sell out to anyone and ban any post that's cancerous furry/trap/cp/feminism stuff.
It's not about the money, it's about memes.

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i came here from ytmnd
home of the original meme

My friend was looking at porn on gif and u started doing the same, after a while I checked out other boards and now I browse the chan a bit every day. It's a good time waster

>>731166553
I got here from chan4chan may years ago

2 hours ago I found myself here from Reddit looking for dank vape memes to surprise my friends with but couldn't find any.

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>>731174447

>>731174548
I know right?

>>731174447
>here from Reddit
Only believable part of your post.

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>>731169029
When did I post this????

I wanted to go to the kitchen and opened the wrong door. Once I was here, I couldn't find my way back. That was quite some time ago, I'm really hungry now...

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spiderman memes tbh

>>731166553

saw something about 4chan on imgur a couple years ago.

keep coming on here daily because my job is so boring.

>>731171592
If I were to tell my 4chan story, it would be identical to this. Keep doing what you're doing.

>>731173651
Also my story. I'm new, I dont care, and I'm here for bad green texts and conservative perspectives on the news. Never fails to make me laugh.

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>>731166553

Joined the FBI three years ago.

>>731175518
Tits?

>>731166553
i tripped down the rabbit hole

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>>731166553

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>>731166553
I came here out of abject boredom after hearing about it a few years prior in High School. Six years later I'm a certified Shitlord!

>>731166933
Been a long time since I saw that, fuckken saved!

>>731178594
You poor, poor soul.
You are the real victim here.
It upsets me that so many newfags have to suffer this fate through no fault of their own.
It'll teach you to stop playing candy crush and look where you're going though.

I did a lot of research into the site, having already watched nearly all the shock videos and thought they were funny I also watched gore occasionally now I post on here like an oldfag because I know the entire history of the site

Jessie Slaughter led me here.

>>731178594
oddest rabbit hole I ever seen.
What sort of rabbit digs its warren 6ft x 6ft x 2ft in a perfectly parallel rectangle shape?

because RIP mastercha/n

>>731166553
My brother showed me 4chan many years ago, but i didn't get it and anime was never my thing. Then a friend of mine told me about /b/ specifically, years after. Lack of rules made me stay plus anonymity. Been here for almost 4 years now

>>731166553
the gamer from mars :^)

here since the fappening. my life has changed. i learnt what's a beta guy, and thanks for that i've changed myself. the cringe threads showed me the bad way,and now i can say that i cured myself from autism. no longer virgin too.

thanks guys.

>>731178482
Sure, please show me or GTFO.

I noticed there was good porn and gore inside here