Why do not you have a girlfriend? /b/

>>731164024
I do
A qt Russian

i do

>>731164024
Cos I'm gay

Too much work rather have sex friends

>>731164024
But anon, you are my girlfriend

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Rather fuck a table

>>731165074
Hippopotable

>>731164024
Trying to level up enough first that I can find one who meets my powercouple standards.

Had one
Was a bitch
Now I fuck at the weekend

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>>731165139
Eau non potable

Because the last time I asked a girl out, she made that sound you make when you see a dead puppy on the side of the road.

>>731165373
what sound do you make, when you see a dead puppy on the side of the road?

>>731165445
The long, sad 'Awww.'

Nice table collection. Some of them I would purchase

>>731164853
>>731164826
>>731164802

why

>>731164024
because i'm poor as fuck

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>>731165712

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>>731165844

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>>731165961

im schizotypal

>>731164024
why do not you type normally? /OP/

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>>731165986

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>>731166043

>>731164024
Because they have girl germs

my wife would freak out

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>>731166078

>>731165844
this one looks awesome

>>731165210
Me too.

My lack of actually going outside or otherwise putting in effort

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>>731166206
Just for you, anon

>>731164024
Wouldn't be fair to her. I'm a massive fuckup. I gotta work on shit before it'd be remotely fair.

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>>731166458

>>731165844
If it wasn't called "moss-coffee-table" I'd have actually thought it was supposed to be a mini forest.
Thanks for showing all these tables anon, they're pleasing to look at.

>>731166458
Just for me?! Well Sir, I feel honoured! Now shove a Banana up your ass

Because I'm married... Having a girlfriend would be frowned upon.

>>731165074
Deadliest table in the Nile

I do

where are those fucking tables? im waiting

because i have a cute boyfriend already. not sure he'd appreciate me having a girlfriend on the side!!