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My mom is a kindergarten teacher, and Friday she brought home

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My mom is a kindergarten teacher, and Friday she brought home these caterpillars from school.

One of them is starting to metamorphosisizlle into a Monarch butterfly.

Trips decides what to do to them.
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set them on fire
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>>731157229
Here's another angle.
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Leave it alone fag
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>>731157229
let them free you fuck
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>>731157229
Let them metamorphosize in peace you faggot.
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>>731157229
let them be
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>>731157355
>>731157349
>>731157329
>>731157324
re
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Leave them alone.
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Kill yourself while they watch
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Leave them alone and harm live animals you edgy little prick
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>>731157229
cum on them
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>>731157229
eat them alive.
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>>731157445
Mate

Ouch
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Leave em be
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>>731157229
Put them in the microwave and tape it
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>>731157229
dont be a faggot and free them from your jewish hands
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>>731157466
>>731157476
>>731157229
>>731157287
Samefag
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Put them in your ass and shit them back into the bucket so they emerge as shit covered butterflies
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>metamorphosisizlle
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>>731157476
roll for this
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>>731157578
This would've been great.

Another shot.
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>>731157476
rollan
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Fuckin' cum on um cunt.
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>>731157525
rollerino
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>>731157229
let them live faggot
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>>731157998

Roll
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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op will prob let them live, because op is always a fag
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eat them.
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>>731158217
I'll do whatever trips tells me to do.

Trips is God.

Trips is life.
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nothing you goddamn summerfag
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boil them alive.
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leave them alone
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>>731158553
this
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put a picture of hitler in with the caterpillars
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Set them free
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Put in pooper
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Show them your penis and then leave them alone to laugh themselves to death
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Space program
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>>731157229
Post pics of your mom you fucking newfag
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>>731158931
re
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pollinators are at-risk for extinction events.

having said that, raise them in an aquarium and let them fly free when they change
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>>731157229
blast with piss
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>>731158951
Roll for this
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>>731158214
if you would turn 360 degrees you would be walking away
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fuck off and let them be
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>>731158951
Please roll its been so long
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put them ín a mixer and enjoy your healthy protainshake
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>>731158553
do it.
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If your moms school has a pool throw the bucket in. Usually takes a crane to get it out.
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>>731158951
This
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>>731157229
I have a good idea. You with me? Ok. Well what you should do right. Is leave them alone and let it become a butterfly. Won't that just be the funniest.
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Java king of trips demands space programme
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Put your finger in your bum
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>>731159012
This.

I don't dig this whole "Dangle our balls next to the bandsaw and figure it out when it cuts you" approach were going for.
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Let them be
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>>731157229
Let them free... replace them with poop... blame dog
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>>731158951
I will keep posting untill it is done, java wants space programme
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>>731159360

Roll
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>>731159229
Roll
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>>731159368
Roll
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>>731159331
you're right anon, thanks. if we lose our insects, our agriculture will fail very easily
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Let them free.
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Eat them.
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>>7311594
>>731159421

Reroll
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Yea, fucking with bugs is not that much fun OP. They don't react that much. Just let them go on their merry way.
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>>731159012
I vote this
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rollerino
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Space programme plox
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>>731158676
Damn, I wish this was the winner.

My mom would freak out.
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Eat
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Remind them the Dr. Venture is their enemy every chance you get. Fly down to Mexico when they are close to hatching. Raise them and tell them to kill! Then get married to the hottest , most questionable Trap there may ever be
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Space program reroll
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>>731159584
You can still do it if you want
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>>731159679
space program
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Raise them as your own children
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SPACE PROGRAMME
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>>731157229
Jizz on them
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>>731158951
Reroll
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Fuck them.
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Put them way up your butt
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>>731159819
Re roll
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Space program!
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Program of space
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>>731159819
This
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Freedom!!!!!
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>put a spider in
>let them fight
>profit???
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>>731157229
leave them alone to finish their transformation into Monarchs.
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>>731159879
>>731159884
Fuck me we were close
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>>731159867
plz do
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burn them
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QUADS JAVA DEMANDS SPACE PROGRAM
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>>731157229
L
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>>731159978
yas
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>>731159983
Reeeroĺ
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Cum on them
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>>731160000
Fuck you
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No one will get trips op you nigger faggot
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>>731160000
check'em
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>>731160000
Why didnt you space program fucking nigger

Also check em
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>>731160000
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>>731160115
>be me>be pyromaniac>fire is fun
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Mary one of them, get an honest job and a respectable life.

Yeah, build a fucking family
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>>731160236
Edgelord can't even greentext right.
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space program
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>>731160248
OP here,

Not gonna lie.

This sounds good to me.
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Take the hatched butterfly out. Replace with the largest spider you can find at a pet store. Teach kids that caterpillars turn into tarantulas.
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>>731157229

How about you get a job and move out of mom's house, loser.
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>>731160332
fuck it space program and fire
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Test
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OP here.

Fuck you bigots.
I aint going to pyro sweet darling cattys
Go kill yourself and do the world a favor. Stupid Oxygen thieves.
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>>731160511
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>>731158967
/b/ has failed me today...
It took over 20 minutes to request pics of his kindergarten teacher mom.
20 fucking minutes?!?
Step up your game /b/...
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>>731160511
reroll for spiders
>>731160352
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>>731160607
Who the fuck are you bitch, lets meet up irl.
Ill fucking make you wish you weren't born
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>>731160736
>Who the fuck are you bitch, lets meet up irl.
>Ill fucking make you wish you weren't born

Insert meme ----> "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated... blah blah blah..."
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>>731157388
kys fag
step up to mammals and b will find u
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OP here,

I removed the caccoon from the rest of the group,

I'm using a pickle jar, hammered holes in the lid, and I'll watch the caterpillar come out and show you guys!
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This guy is hanging upside down and ready to caccoon himself soon.

Ignore the fake posts claiming to be OP unless post pic for proof.

I don't plan on torturing animals, especially not mammals lol
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>>731157229
Get a job
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>>731157229
Job hunt
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>>731162970
>Get a job
Why?

Working is for suckers.
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>>731158951
ROLL
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>>731163156
Reroll
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>>731163184
Rereroll
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>>731163206
Rerereroll
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