Riddle thread! What has hands but can't clap?

>>731154929
your retarded mom

>>731154929
cock

>>731154929

Clock.

Or, an armless faggot. Like OP.

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>>731154929
The same that has three hands but cannot fap

>>731155168
Close, you're missing a letter!

>>731154929
A spastic

>>731154929
a corpse

>>731154929

Mustard

>>731155277
Yay, you got it right! *gives you a cookie*

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>>731154929
this chick

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>>731155277
>>731155232
>>731154929

checkmate

a tyrannosaurus rex

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But I don't have any hands

>>731154929
Stephen Hawkings

>>731155364
Heh, that was nothing.... kid
*teleports behind you*
*fucks your ass*

New riddle! What gets wetter as it dries?

>>731155364
*Who ever writes stuff like this is a huge faggot*

>>731155556
A towel

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>>731155424
We don't have any hands either.
But we're still massive faggots.

>>731154929
amputees

>>731155466
Heeeeey! Shouldn't you buy me dimner first? ;)

>>731155556
the dead hooker's pussy I'm jacking off on

>>731155584
Correct! *gives a cookie*

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>>731155556
The same that can snap without breaking

>>731155771
I don't want your fucking autistic RP cookies, faggot.
Post some tits or something.

>>731155633
Amputees dont have hands you fucking spastic

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>>731155771

>>731155854
They do, just not attached to the rest of their body.

New riddle! What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

heres on for ya op

what is google

autism

>>731155895
>>731155771
What the fuck is this? Tumblr?

>>731155926
Let's assume, now, that you have your mothers eyes.

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>>731155633
>>731155854
You are both idiots

>>731155931
Girls

New riddle! Who gased 6 Million Jews and was a pretty neat guy?

>>731156005
why cant she clap, you retard?

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>>731155825
K

>>731155364
jesus fuck...off yourself

>>731156070
She's got clap
She can give you clap.
>she gives everyone the clap

>>731156070
Her hands are full

>>731154929
A clock

>>731154929
Riddle: Who's a faggot and puts stew on a fucking plate?

Jesus christ on the cross has hands but can't clap

>>731156153
You clever bastard

>>731156212
That's Japanese curry, not stew you faggot.

>>731156358
OP confirmed weeb faggot

>>731156212
Curry you dumbfuck.

>>731156078
I hope those aren't your tits.

>>731154929
Cards
Poker
Black jack ex
You suck fagot

>>731154929
Stephen Hawking

>>731156677
kek

>>731156008
Kek

>>731155931
A balloon?

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New riddle: WHAT DO IF ASK NO MUNEEY?!

>>731154929

Yuropoors

>>731155555
faggot

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>>731157215

All righty then, riddle me this!

Who is a faggot, and a retard, and has a retarded mom and cannot clap?

>>731157463
A retarded gay t-rex!

>>731157411
WRONG

>>731156358
Correct, and it was delicious!

Also, why does everybody here say faggot?

>>731156078

post more boobies

>>731157215
here suck a cock

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>>731157865

>>731157997
gross

>>731157463
fine, its OP... i thought it was easy enough

>>731158623
Meanie. >:C

>>731157795
It's just good stress release

>>731156358
From wikipedia:
>Japanese curry (カレー karē?) is usually eaten as karē raisu — curry, rice, and often pickled vegetables, served on the same plate and eaten with a spoon, a common lunchtime canteen dish. It is less spicy and seasoned than Indian and Southeast Asian curries, being more of a thick stew than a curry.