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Tinder cringe/ylyl/random

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Tinder cringe/ylyl/random
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>>731152884
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>>731152920
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*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel, kid
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>>731152994
> Taurus Women

They are confusing but fun. They are sex starved, that I can guarantee. But a Leo woman is a unique experience. Capricorn masterrace reporting in.
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>>731153099
That's actually hilarious if it's a joke. It kind of seems like a joke.
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>>731153121

That particular one doesn't seem sex starved.
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>>731152920
my man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23f-IXhiiJQ
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>>731152884
Girl is Instagram whore and crack fiend Courtney tailor
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>>731152938
Alpha as fuck.
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>>731152884
This thread's pretty bad >>731150584
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>>731152965
What's wrong with this?
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>>731153563
All muh keks
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>>731154088
She does have a baby tho. Prolly some invitro pre insemination.
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Not tinder but still....
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3 https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI
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>>731154416
what if i'm into colostomy bags?
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>>731154416
>colostomy bag
Real respect for her having the balls to put that in the description. No cringe just f
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>>731154654
Who isn't?
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>>731154654
then you are shit out of luck
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>>731152884
Impregnation
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>>731154416
fuck. i wouldnt. but i hope someone else did.
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>>731155827
Give him a fucking medal of honor.
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>>731155999
Let's get down to business to defeat the hunnnns.
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>>731155999

>looks will fade
>Age:24
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>>731157020
made me laugh. Thanks.
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>>731157020
10/10
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>>731157020
got me in "rare deepwater jew"
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>>731155999
>Looks will fade
I think they already have.
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>>731157020
What the fuck is a deepwater jew suposed to be?
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>>731157764
funny... fucking autist.
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>>731153121
>Believing in astrology bullshit

fuck off retard
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>>731153959
That duckface she's pulling, not sure if she's British but that's so chavvy over here
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>>731153959
its a fake profile using miranda kerr as a pic
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>>731154416
>>731154654

I'm a nurse, once had a patient who prolapsed because his boyfriend kept fucking him in his colostomy hole
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>>731153121
Fuck off capricunt, go suck the fun out of someone else's thread.

t. Virgo
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>>731158413
Wouldn't her ass be clean and prime anal action then? I mean, it probably feels like fucking a stab wound.
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>>731155999
24? She looks 50 for fuck's sake (and she seems to be aware).
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>>731152994
Why can't I ever find a pregnant sloot on tinder?
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>>731159342
Do you live in Denver or Detroit?
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>>731159204
kek
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>>731153121
>sex starved
Looks like that bitch needs to diet.
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>>731155827
At least he can admit it
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>>731159204
anyone from the north? lol. isn't that where the aryan race comes from
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>>731159442
No.
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>>731158573
Virgo stop being a dipshit

Love Libra
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>>731155827
See people that are overly annoying about stuff like this that is actually not that wierd (nonbinary, depression, etc) give everyone a bad name
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>>731159204
Lmao
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How do you guys use tinder? I never wondered if i look good or bad. I just went with it. Had good looking gf, had bad looking gf too.
But after my last break up i tried out tinder and i havent gotten a single match in two months. Im not sure how to use it and im now at least aware that i probably look like a soaking piece of shit.

So, how do i improve my chances?
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>>731159265
So tight
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>>731160017
Name looks like someone mashed a keyboard
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>>731158573
>>731159781

Thanks, Libra

Virgo just needs to calm down and just focus on just applying rubbing alcohol in his hands.
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>>731159471
>it's about your leather jacket
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>>731160051
Post main profile picture and bio and I'll tell you
>if you're a coward just explain what you look like
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>>731160051
Get on my level
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>>731160402
It's because music and leather jacket are synonyms. It's about when you pretend playing an instrument but never bothered to learn it because it's too hard.
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>>731153799
>>731160017

perfect match
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>>731155827
I'm positive this fits everyone named ollie
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>>731160494
Get on mine
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>>731160051
same here mate, dont sweat it. I've had two 9/10 gf's but tinder wont do the trick for me as I'm far from being even close to that good looking myself.
Go out and talk to bitches in real life, tinder isnt made for everyone.
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>>731160502
No.
No they are not.
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Watch me jerk off for big money!!
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>>731161394
>when you're so delusional you think ur ugly ass ever could get with a 9/10

topkek mate
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>>731161564
you mad buddy? :^)
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>>731161304
>those boosts
Regardless, well done. If only we could compare how long we have each had tinder for.
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>>731161876
Why do people like this dont kill themselves?
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>>731161755
Tinder plus works bro, October 2016 till now, reset around Jan back to 500ish matches now
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>>731153099
haha, i dont care if fake. this shit is fun
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>>731162047
Guess I should check it out huh. I got it after my ex left me, so had it since March 2017.
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>>731161304
>pay for tinder
>still get matched with fat ugly bitches

You got played fool.
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Anyone want to have a go?
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I've got a fake Tinder with a hot blonde as profile pic, every guy is a match and lots of women too. How do I monetize this? I created it for that "send $5 and see what happens" thing but it doesn't really seem to work here that easily in the Netherlands.
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>>731161960
because they don't actually have depression, they just say they do to get attention. in fact, identifying with retarded and arbitrary labels such as "depressed" and "feminist" are the sole ego identification tactics which drive them to keep going and boost their self esteem.
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>>731162510

Dat komt omdat kaaskoppen gierig zijn
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>>731162264
Yeah I got it after I broke up with my last gf, fucked 12 girls from it so far
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>>731162748
LOL
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>>731160494
South African?
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>>731162820
that'll do, pig
that'll do
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>>731162840
I am yes, from Cape Town. You as well?
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>>731162748
Ik probeerde het zelfs met iets voor het goede doel dus niet eens onzin met "5 euro voor foto's" in m'n profiel, maar helaas. Het is trouwens wel deprimerend om te zien dat zo'n mooie blonde vrouw gewoon echt 99% matches krijgt, dat bouwt hun zelfvertrouwen veel teveel op :r
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I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose you stupid fucking faggots.
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>>731163117
mad?
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What I find interesting with tinder. Is that I live in Cali and maybe 1 out of 4 reply to me after we match. And im a decent looking guy. But then when I fly up to my hometown in Washington every single chick I match responds to my messages. So WTF are Cali bitches stuck up? Or am I just not bro enough to get down with these chicks I dunno.
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What's with all the irish lads here ayyy
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>>731163023
KZN
Just spent a week there though
Awesome place
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>>731163100
Jah tot ze beseffen dat slechts 2% van al die lullen zou settlen voor een oude vrouw.
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>>731162739
Well who is even attracted to someone who describes themselves as a depressive who can't hold a conversation? I almost feel bad for these people but it seems like they aren't even trying to help themselves, just seeking attention and sympathy which is a terrible basis for a relationship.
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>>731163260
Just me I think
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>>731163282
KZN isnt bad either, but I do enjoy Cape Town the most.

How old approx?
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>>731153959
single woman over 28 are cringy as fuck
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Come to my thread

731162957

srs post
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>>731164036
Can confirm. Their desperation is depressing as fuck. Recently had to break it off with a FWB who was falling in love. She's got her own house, a good job, but no man to go with it. So now she has a small dog she cuddles as if it was her own baby. Call me a puss puss but that breaks my heart.
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>>731155999
>twf when you're so ugly you use your entire dating description so acknowledge it
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>>731153121
Shut up your star sign is Cancer
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>>731159265
i think she got fined for that though
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>>731159325
Underrated.
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>>731163217
>blood mushrooms
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>>731160200
Most Irish names do
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>>731160494
>>731161304
swiping right on every single person doesn't count faggots
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>>731161405
retard, leave 4chan now
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>>731161562
is it just me or is the text wicked hard to read on this?
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>>731152884
Well he may not be wrong.
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>>731158413
My wife is also a nurse and said she had a pt that had herpes on her colostomy incision because the boyfriend would fuck it.

Some people apparently really dig it when the poop shoot is in a different spot I guess...
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>>731163931
36, you

Different mindsets, I was in Cape Town on vacation, back in KZN = Back to the grind stone.
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>>731153038
I genuinely feel bad for these chick's because they'll be raising kids that'll probably grow into real Dick heads and give her hell. Good luck to whoever matched haha
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>>731161562
That fucking orange on cyan hurts my eyes
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>>731164732
Had this happen to a prisoner in Iraq. He had a colostomy bag but was whoring himself out to the other inmates for cigs. Ended up getting herpes, warts, etc on his colostomy hole from all the gangbangs he was pulling.
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>>731159342
then make your own
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>>731155999
Holy fuck. This girl went to marshal university and is from northern Virginia? This girl got all pissed off and left my house once because my friend wouldn't stop calling her a nigger lover.
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>>731164557
I dont swipe for every person, but even if I did, it still shows that they swiped right for me too, ugly or not.

>>731164761
True. Cape Town is both work and vacation for me though.
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>>731163117
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>731163597
someone else who also describes themselves as a "depressive". they feed off of each other's shameless self pity and humorous self deprecation.
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>>731165217
Spent the week at Sea Point
Wouldn't mind going back to live there.
Which area are you? Profession?
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>>731161876
>it's the type robin williams had
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>>731162111
Holy shit
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>>731164117
give me 200 and I'll do it, promise I'm a cute grill
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>>731154416
Bazonga!
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>>731161876
>instant deal breaker
talking like he can set a standard
>hah
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>>731161876
>it's the type robin williams had
these people deserve the rope
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If there is something that always makes me lose its these videos:

https://youtu.be/UMBy_BgCRYY

Sometimes I question my sanity
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>>731165629
Sea point is nice yeah, close enough to town and the beach.

Im 26 at the moment btw, forgot to answer. Im in Stellenbosch, working in the legal environment. You?
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>>731162111
>thought u wanted to chill guess not
hooo my god
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>>731166572
Retail (the devil)
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>>731164452
for what? five dollars?
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>>731163210
Got em!
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>>731159436
I feel bad for her, girls like that just want love...
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>>731165629
Awe you okes also from ZA? Quite rare to see
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>>731165014
Fool me thrice...
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>>731161876
I KNOW THIS GUY!
>Be me.
>U.S. Marine stationed on Camp Lejune for MOS school.
>Navy Corpsman school picks up.
>This guy tries out for the Corpsman school, but ends up failing the PFT.
>Anyways, this dude always tried to hang out with the Marines and was awkward as fuck.
>His last name is Henneson.
That was the last I saw of him.
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>>731155827
I won't lie they seem kinda chill.
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>>731167564

No they're from a different country with a different KZN and different Cape Town.

ZA stop being so retarded, this is why you're 3rd world
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>>731167891
Boot
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>>731169321
Tru. I'm just a Lance Crayola. ;(
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>>731164956
I feel bad for this dude. He's awkward, but I bet he gets tons of bitches swiping right just because he's in a wheelchair, and they need to feel like they're good people
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>>731154416
She looks like Percy from Thomas the tank engine
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>>731159628
that's a she
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>>731165629
>>731167564
Flippit we got some chinas in this thread hey okes!
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>>731170338
Lmao no, they only do those things in public or on facebook to virtue signal. I was born with one hand, it's obvious I'm missing out on a whole lot of swipes just by changing the pics. I don't do false advertising tho, so w/e. Gotta play the cards you've been dealt.
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>>731158573
>>731160215

Lurk more and quit replying to pointless shit.

~Aquario
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>>731161304
lol all your matches are fucking fat
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>>731161876
>Twenty One Pilots

Well, what else would it be?
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>>731170570
Me
>>Much lurking
>>Little posting
Where you from?
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>>731164117
i get off to watching men jerk it i'd legit do this bascially every day and fap too

debated asking chris chan himself if he'd fap for me on cam
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>>731160051
>>731160051
Show us ur face
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>>731164956
he seems rad and pretty nice honestly
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>>731170937
Durbz, bru
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>>731167891
show us your proud marine cock with timestamp
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>>731170974
I rather kill myself
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>>731170974
wow there is not a single thing that doesn't repulse me in that person
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>>731170974

Did you fugg her yet? ;DD
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>>731153799
So chuck beans, hows that self promotion of your youtube channel going?

oh also, kinda shit list. the 500% man 300% stalion dude is a total fucking alpha

P.s Kys
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>>731165058
Ugh, she looks like she went to Marshall. Nothing but hambeasts 'n' heroin addicts out there.
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>>731162111
Almost 4 entire months of fucking asking.
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>>731170691
Don't you mean "gotta play the hand you've been dealt"?
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>>731171613
maybe if she drank some water instead of diet soda all the time she wouldnt have a 24/7 headache
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>>731171653
top fucking kek
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>>731153121
i've dated 2 taurus women, the first girl i ever loved was a leo, im a leo. astrology is bullshit
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>>731171613
>i don't like sports

never woulda guessed tbh
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>>731157020

The hero we need.
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>>731155999
But the entire purpose of tinder is judging someone on looks.
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>>731162748
Belgian guy has a point.
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>>731153121
>>731158573
>>731164309
see
>>731158176
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>using tinder
>not using interpals so you can get cucked by your LDR girlfriends
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>>731171613
forgive me im not up on my lingo but what is a pansexual?
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>>731158413
Nothing like a hot Philly Sidecar!
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>>731172387
Only in America...
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>>731172189
Berlimstoß
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>>731172411
fucks anything or anyone, from my understanding
dressier name than "bisexual"
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>>731171613
>I don't like sports
no shit.
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>>731157020
you all might laugh at this man now, but who will you turn to when the deepwater jews finally invade?
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>>731159942
>nonbinary
>existing
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>>731161366
jesus
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>>731161366
what
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>>731159436
I would
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>>731172411
bisexuals who think they are special snowflake
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>>731160494
>>731161304
what the fuck
god i have to be ugly af
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>>731173128
thats a song btw
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>>731172504
Only in Europe...
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>>731152920
That is not cringe lmfao
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>>731162111
hahaha alpha as fuck
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>>731171222
Nice trips, but that is distribution of service member pornography.
I will get Ninja-Punched dude.
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>>731159635
>canacucks
>aryan
rippy bippy
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>>731152884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sibU3L0NkHg
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memes
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>>731158413
Forts make a screen cap
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>>731153121

Anyone who believes in that shit should be shot.
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>>731152884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apcpoM9uRjE
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>>731155827

>The face of /b
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>>731170394
Underrated

I'd buff her bumpers
She can rattle my rods
Pumping pistons!
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>>731159265
Whenever I match with one of those, I just tell them I want to send them the $5, then when they post their paypal, I say "jk, you dumb whore. kys"
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>>731170694
hey aquarius wanna fuk?
-scorpio
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>>731160200
It's pronounced eeefa or eeofa depending on how posh you are, btw
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>>731161367
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>>731174049
Forget about Aquarius, want some Taurus cusp dick?

-Aries-Taurus Cusp
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>>731163023
Jisis just got back from Stellies Cheese and Wine
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>>731171197
Jou ma se poes
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>>731174441
This is why dating is so hard. How fucking delusional.
>>
>>731163117
nice blog post, where can I subscribe?
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>>731172189
Its obviously not well done, but you probably cant blame her.
I mean I would take her any day over all these feminist queer gender shits
she seems desperate enough regarding that shes about 3/10, maybe work out with her for a year and see how far she can go
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>>731152938

translation: "lookin' for a sugar momma"
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>>731174502
> pretty butt
literally why
I've seen this alot of times
Do women actually give a single fuck about mens butts?
mines probably ugly af even though im not fat or too skinny nor have any kind of skin disease
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>>731159204
10/10 response
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>>731172323
this is just a bot, dumbshit
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>>731175668
Post it with timestamp
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>>731168426
what he post anon
>>
>>731174502
>>731175668

> oral fixation on my tranny self
Not a girl my dude
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>>731174502
fuck the 21st century
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>>731170810
All 1400?
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>>731152920
that is pure gold
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>>731157764
ha! you can't fool me
>>
>>731176065
What does your bio say /b/ro?
>>
>>731160494
how sad are you anon, kill yourself
>>
>>731175668
>Do women actually give a single fuck about mens butts?
yes
for the record im not female
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>>731176172
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>>731163117

Cheers cunt
>>
>>731176168
Word for word my bio is:

Why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake you know I love to go there

Just here to lie to you and ruin your life
>>
>>731159471
>last refuge of the working class
>and football

not even close buddy
>>
>>731175668

its a tranny

your butt would be nice because he/she wants to fuck it
>>
>>731164732

What..in the name of fuck....

I am actually at a loss for words...
>>
>>731170691
How the fuck do you deal cards with one hand? post vid/pic
>>
>>731172504
>>731173342
Only in FUCKING EVERYWHERE
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>>731170974
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>>731163242
Can relate, lived in LA and got nothing for a long time. I moved to Illinois and all of the sudden im getting matches daily.

It's fascinating how geography plays in to that
>>
>>731162111
I just don't get why she couldn't simply say "No." Would that have been too much to ask? Then after fucking months she just sends a thumbs up. WTF? Bitch is probably even more fucked up than that guy.
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>>731152884

Thread's dead

check this out - NEW YLYL: >>731176898
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>>731161366
My hometown is called drummond... hopefully they mean a different one lol
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>>731177214

youre reading into shit

i have someone who texts me twice a week and i once was drunk on christmas eve with my family and wished her a merry christmas back

that means I'm more fucked up than her and you don't even know the shit she's done?

nah, thats a huge stretch to equate a thumbs up to his sad shit
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>>731171333
them*
check your privilege
>>
>>731178096
What the fuck is wrong with these autists, oh right, autism.
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>>731172411
in her case she just likes to eat anything that comes out of pans
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>>731159286
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>>731178516
hell yeah
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>>731173128
I'd try it
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>>731175051
do you think she'd get down with you?
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>>731155999
>the wall
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>>731171613
>I don't like sports
She had me until that bombshell
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>>731178835
>belly dancing
isnt that called walking for those?
>>
>>731177918
let me guess, eyes by the make up "artist", lips by the ice cream lover?
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>>731178516
looks so cute and cuddly!
man do I love Rottweilers
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u lose
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>>731163117
dipshit
>>
>>731178787
if only his tastes in anime weren't so shitty, he'd have so many bitches to play nudist with
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>>731173128
I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit any day
>>
>>731178787
>rocky horror
My guy
>>
>>731157540
Same. It was a nice touch that just brought it up a notch.
>>
>>731172387
>Doesn't do drugs

Kek
>>
>>731178787
He's kinda' cute why is he in a cringe threa-
>that bio
Oh shit nevermind, I get it.
>>
>>731160200
It's a beautiful name. The gaelic variant of Eve I suposse.
>>
>>731153038
Yeah..deffo gonna swipe right on an 8 months pregnant chick...who the fuck is she kidding?
>>
>>731159325

kekd
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>>731172504
>good romp

European, you faggot. Own it.>
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Why so many fat libtards on tinder is it some sort of breeding ground for autism or something ?
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Level check
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>>731177214
Cuck.
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>>731154416
>irish
>aspiring student
>not like other stereotypical nerds
>more like penny from the big bang theory
>i shit in a bag
queen
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>>731152884
I just don't understand
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>>731152938
this nigga right here
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>>731177214
Just a quick tip for you so you don't end up like this guy: if you message someone everyday for over a month and never get a single reply you should probably just take that as a no.
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>>731159286
Lad.
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