Is it worth it? And if so how much should you pay for it?

>>731151380
>posting image from a review
>not reading the review and asking a bunch of faggots on 4chan instead

>>731151380
Yes but not the 80 dollar one. Get Utimi or Vulcan for under 30.

>>731151380
Depends on if you have time. I got one and theres a whole laundry list of things you need to do to keep it clean and keep it from drying out and tearing. If your looking to use it for quick sessions, not a good idea. It feels really good, but sometimes the cleanup is longer than the action involved. Your better off with a pocket one thay you can rinse off when done with it and put away. But if your not really trying to hide it and have time after every session to take it apart and clean it, then go for it.

>>731151599
what an idiot
don't you think that different statements could be helpful?
fucking moron

>>731151380
Not really worth it. It's a lube hog, kind of unwieldy. If you can get one of the cheaper ones, go for it. But don't spend $100 on it. Make sure to research the tightness and texture inside, because they come with different options.

>>731151380
Get a tenga egg. Feels similar and is way easier to store/clean

>>731151755
that is a very good point. didn't thought on that

>>731151844
aren't those things too small or something like that?

The real thing is a lot better

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>>731151380
Yeah, i had the Lisa Ann version.
Take one with a good inside like pic related.
You also need fleshlight lube and fleshlight cleaner, but you can also just put the hose or the tap in it to rinse it out.
Mine teared up after a couple of weeks (i'm a big guy), but the weeks i spend with it was worth the money.

Eggs are fun too, but sometimes you just want to stick it in something and that's when the fleshlight is superior to the eggs.
There are cheaper fleshlghts, but keep in mind that those are usually shorter in lenght.

>>731151380
I liked mine OK, but I preferred a Japanese one, Tenga Fliphole White. Real squeezing action!

My suggestion:
If your dick is average sized or more, don't get an ultra-tight one.
I literally "tore it a new one" after like two months.

>>731152488
>>731151380

I've got a dick on the thicker side, and I tore the cheap shit I'd bought after a few rough thrusts. I bought a fleshlight, expecting the tightness to be fine. I found the regular to be too loose, even with a thick dick.

>>731152352
not if you consider the cummies/munnies ratio

>>731151761
TRIGGERED

>>731152488
>>731152603
>>731152518
those are very good suggestion
thanks a lot for it

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>>731152640
Then this might be the right one for you

Fleshlights are awesome. Honestly this is as close as you'll get to the real thing. I'll never tell my GF this but some times I would have rather had my fleshlight. You just can't beat the full package though.

>>731153027
I've thought about that one, or the extra tight version. You ever use it?

>>731151380
No they suck. I had the lisa ann one and it just wasn't satisfying and the maintenance is too much work. Waste of money

>>731151380
it'd be worth it if it only costed $20

don't try for anything fancy. just buy the generic stamina trainer and be done with it

>>731151599
>implying anyone knows more about things that aren't women than /b/ does

>>731153206
Haven't heard of it, but extra tight sounds pretty good.
The Fleshjack Pink Jack Ass Vortex looks pretty good.

>>731151761
>different statements
>asks 4chan
you really are an idiot

>>731151380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8188SNFgjA&t=260s

>>731154117
Yeah, I wish I had known about it before I bought mine. It was an impulse buy with the smooth inside. Big mistake. There's nothing to grip your shaft or head so it's kind of meh.

>>731154328
the texture is everything

>>731154406
Yeah, not enough friction.

>>731151380
As a guy who has owned:

4 fleshlights (inlcuding "girls")
3 meiki's and 2 hips
1 soloflesh
and a myriad of "magic eyes" toys

The jap ones like meiki feel a little more realistic.

Absolutely NOTHING compares to real pussy. Sorry anon, but that's just the bold truth. I've spent a lot of time and money trying to find something "realistic" - and while some of them feel kinda close in certain ways (meiki) nothing feels like pussy.

I've literally done side-by-side comparisons where I stick my dick into my girlfriend for a minute, then I pull out and fuck the toy for a minute.

Until they make something that is robotic and mimics a woman's internal movements and changing structure during sex, while applying "body" heat and lubrication, nothing will feel like pussy.

I sort of stopped using toys because of this. With that said, I would either buy a single-layer meiki toy, or a fleshlight "girl" again. wrap it in an electric blanket, heat your lube and go to town. That's about as close as you'll get.

>>731151380

>Is it worth it?

No

They are large, clunky and awkward. The material is cold and needs to be pre-heated in hot water or on the radiator etc. for ten minutes before usage. The material feels nothing like actual human flesh.

Once you're sufficiently turned off from waiting for the thing to heat up and finally get to shove your dick in it, it makes a ridiculous squeaking noise because of the trapped air. Even when you unscrew the cap at the end it makes unnatural noises. You'll need to invest money in lube because this thing does not wet itself. It is difficult to hold and to fuck at the same time, imagine trying to jerk off with a large thermal flask in your hand.

When you're done you can't just leave it and relax. You have to get to washing it out and then drying it thoroughly inside out. If you leave it even slightly damp, the material will rot and it will start to reek to high heaven of dead fish. The material picks up every bit of dirt and dust possible.

If you're uncircumcised then it is a hell of a lot easier to just jerk off with your hand, and your foreskin going over your cock feels infinitely better than this clunky plastic shit.

I can't speak for those who are circumcised, it may well feel better than wanking with a hand full of lube but I can tell you that it is not even remotely close to fucking an actual woman and tbh my dick felt better encased in a Pringles tube with two sponges and a rubber glove.

2/10, threw away after 3 uses

>>731154714
You DEFINITELY have to keep it very clean. It will stink and stain if you say "I'll clean it later."

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>>731153946
this

>>731154639
I've been with several girls and guys. Plenty of pussy sex and anal. While I agree that nothing feels similar to real pussy, especially due to the natural heat and internal contractions, fleshlights are often MORE intense than real sex due to the unrealistically intense sleeve designs.

Besides: while real pussy is generally a better experience than a toy, it's attached to a woman, which means it's dramatically worse overall. Expensive, hard to maintain, time-consuming, limited availability, etc.

Fleshlights are honestly the only sensible option.

>>731151380
Using them in their plastic sleeves:
2/10

Putting them into a stuffed animal:
10/10

>>731154945
>fleshlights are often MORE intense than real sex

someone's been fucking corpses

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>>731154945
>no mention of boipucci being superior to pussy

This is how i know you're lying

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>>731154945

>MORE intense than real sex
>dat feel when ur fleshlight is screaming 'fuk me daddy' in its school uniform and reaching round to finger your asshole while biting ur neck

>>731152488
>my dick's so big it broke the fleshlight
larping faggot detected. you either didn't use lube, or you didn't warm it up, or you're full of shit

>>731155225

That's gay mate

>>731154945
Ditto on experience, and yeah, on a long term basis it's more upkeep to have a partner overall.

But based on realism nothing really comes close. Plus there's tinder and shit these days, finding sex is easy even if you have to switch partners every night, plus no commitment there. Everyone pays their own way then back to your place.

Personal preference I guess. The toys aren't bad, but I think they're wholly overpriced and just can't mimic the experience of sex.

There's a lot more that makes it better too. Tits, body on body contact, power dynamic, the smells and sights, the sounds, etc.

I think OP would be better off taking the $100 he'd spend between lube and toys to buying a couple drinks here and there at bars and fucking women. Could stretch that for a few months solid.

ALSO:

Every toy. EVERY toy I've ever had got "hard" after a while. Not "hard" as in hard to the touch, but they're usually REALLY soft when you receive them, and over time the material gets harder. It's still soft, but it's noticeable on your dick. No matter how much you powder them and clean them and shit.

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>>731154851
you need an update

>>731155282
I used lube and i rinsed it after every try, the only thing i didn't use was the fleshlight powder

>>731151380
I don't think mine was worth the $50. It does feel good, but it's a pain to clean. And no matter how fastidiously clean I keep it, it still gives me infections (might be the corn start I use to keep it dry). I don't use it anymore, but I have a woman, so it's okay.

>>731155442
the fleshlight powder is just corn starch. i got a big dick, and mine has never had any problems.

>>731155309
It doesn't look gay to me and if so, just close your eyes, it's only gay if you want it to be gay

>>731155549
Infections??

>>731151380
waste of money

>>731155555
>>731155555
>>731155555

>>731155562
I see, no, i didn't warm it up.
I just placed the lube on my dick and the opening and engaged in my "activities".

>>731155720
the warming is to help it stretch without breaking, anon. read the directions after you've just spent $50 on it

>>731155720
just run hot water through it for a couple minutes

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Fleshjack Endurance Jack Ass - Masturbator - O 95 mm
Fleshjack Pink Jack Ass Vortex


These types are probably my new favorite, just look at dat ass hhhnnnggg

>>731155852
>>731155892

I see, it's like foreplay, but with your fleshlight.

>>731151380
nigga I went on Adam & Eve and bought a half off Head Honcho for like 15 dollars + shipping and a few free little goodies like a cock ring and some sample lubes

best fucking 15 dollars I ever spent, used that shit for like a year

>>731155614
Slight friction abrasions on cock head that turn bright red and take a few days to heal.

>>731155928
that really looks gorgeous

>>731156173
i still use mine, but almost every time i do, i question if it was worth it

>>731156192
I never had an issue like that, but I'm circumcised and I usually masturbate dry, so maybe I'm just used to it.

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>>731151380
If you're going to go with a pocket pussy.. May as well go for forbidden pocket pussy.

>>731156192
did you forget the lube?

>>731156428
I had a lot of fun with mine, it just feels good and it beats regular fapping by a long shot.
I'd try playing cockhero with the fleshlight for some spice and to extend the playtime, you can find those on pornhub.

It's always seemed like the Jap ones are the only ones that are any good and with effort put into them.

But it depends on yourself...

There's also a far stretch from anime themed ones and Tenga's..

But you also have to keep in mind the different types are very specific, so one could be just what you want, and another could feel like you're jamming it into a bear trap.

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>>731153206
It's too tight. And Im not packing heat at all down there. Get something with nubs, or one of those succubus beer ones.

>>731157045
I doubt I'd buy another one, but I'd have to weigh my option if I did since I'm thick.

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>>731156596

Man, you are all kinds of fucked up aren't you?

Pedo pocket pussies, a shrine made out of them complete with pictures of the underage chinese cartoon children, AND you label your fucking clothes drawers.

Is this you?

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>>731156596
>underware
>outside pants
>inside pants
Is this tisim, or ocd?

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>>731157218
>>731157246
Don't judge me.
You're the ones in a pocket pussy thread!

Also.. Get some games to play while jacking off into them. Makes it better.

>>731157218
as long there are fictional underaged girls i don't see where the problem is

>>731157496

Oh I don't own one of these things, I was just browsing the board when I caught your post as it whizzed by. Then I came in to insult you and your tastes specifically.

>>731151380
$40, but it might be a ripoff

>>731157784

For starters, it's fucked up. I can't really use that argument though, because I jerk it to some weird shit too.

Otherwise, it's the jerkoff shrine and labeled drawers. That's autistic as shit.

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>>731157840
What a sad little existence you must have.

Meanwhile some of us get to live the waifu fucking dream.

>>731158006
okay in that last point i get ya

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>>731158006
The word is "Organized." Not autistic.

I've had a few Fleshlights and find that they feel good, but as stated before, they do need a lot of work to clean. Not really worth it.

I also just bought myself an auto blow 2+ with the real doll insert. 1000x better, IMHO!

I also find it easy to clean, since the sleeve is closed at the end.

Don't pay anything over $100 for the auto blow, there are tons of coupons out there. I don't see it being worth the MSRP of $179.00.

The sleeve is extra, though. The one that comes with it sucks....

>>731158218
Why would you buy a doll that has such a sour look on her face...

>>731158103

Yeah, it is pretty sad.

>>731158218

They go hand in hand. regardless, what normal person labels the place they keep they're fucking underwear in? Memorize the drawers, for fuck's sake.

>>731151380
No you fuck. Find a sweet real girl. This kind of shit gives you a wrong impression of the reality and your mind will be all fucked up. Interact with real peeps.

i had a fleshlight a few years ago, recently I bought a generic version off Amazon for $30 and it included the shower mount. 8/10 would recommend.

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>>731155928
Fleshjack Jack Ass Crystal - Masturbator - O 95 mm

This one looks like it has great structure on the inside too

>>731158383
The Auto blow 2 looks nice, but how is the noise?

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>>731158433
> Because she isn't supposed to enjoy "the act."

>>731158540
> their*
I'm eccentric. Not autistic.
I bet you would criticize me for having a scheduled fleshlight cleaning day too.

>>731156596
Where do i find these? What are they called?

>>731158896

As I said before, you are all kinds of fucked up.

>>731158885
It's not terrible... A pillow or two helps.
But it is a bit loud.

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>>731158912
You can order some from JList.
Onaholes are good, just get the matching pussy scent lube.

>>731159070
Matter of opinion.
Guy above likes it too.

>>731151380
i was an idiot who ordered the fucking fleslight stu with fucked up tumorous insides...
then got the real deal...
cost me ~140€ altogether...

>>731151658
anyone else has opinions about these two?

>>731159506
cont.
btw. nigros, here's how you make lube:

5 ml xanthan gum powder, 10 ml vegetable glycerin

MIX WELL

Pour 5 dL of water over it

MIX, refrigerate

thats a pint of lube but these fucking fleshlights eat a ton of it so you need to keep making moar and moar

>>731157218
I laughed really hard at this post, underrated!

Also love how the same guy says you shouldn't judge him and right after that recommends to play games while fucking dismembered fucktoys.

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>>731151380
I'm you're going to do this.. Go all the way.
Pic related.

>>731159506
which one did u get?

>>731154117
>Fleshjack Pink Jack Ass Vortex
fuck i want to work as a fleshlight name designer

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>>731159681
So critical. Like I want to fuck latex.
Society just doesn't understand my kind.
Closest I can get to what I need is short chubby chicks who shave.

>>731157496
sauce

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>>731159684
If this is where society is going...I'm OK with this.

For once.

>>731151380
ist ok, u should warm it before in hot water, so the materia is warm like a real vagoo and than have fun.

>>731159721
1 kpl - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vagina - Original => a.hinta 62,90 EUR = Yht. 62,90 EUR

Its fucking tight for me

>>731160128
cont.
and for less than i remembered

>>731160128
isn't the inside boring though?

Anybody ever bought a used one?I got pretty good deals

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>>731159999
> quads of acknowledgement!

>>731159975
> honey select

yeah its worth it. get one at pinkcherry they have the best prices and use the flesh light lube since its 10x slicker than regular water based garbage.

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>>731160277
>used sex toy

Excuse me, I need to go throw up now...

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>>731160277
Sicko thread confirmed

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>>731159999
only quads can sustain me

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>>731160277
i hope not

>>731160226
wtf is boring about a vagina?
its too pleasurable when looking at elsa jeans butt in full hd
have to pull out a lot to not to come
with a fucking hand could go for hours

>>731160289
i don't think that titfuck is such a good idea on kids

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>>731160277
wot

>>731160500
i mean the texture, looks very plain to me

>>731160277
must be a troll

>>731159631
and back to this recipe,

refrigeration actually causes it to become more homogenous and makes it work better

>>731160289
wtf is this and why did it make me so hard?

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>>731160501
You can change proportions.

>>731160561
also tell that to your gf?

>>731160731
dont be a faggot

>>731160289
What game?

>>731160574
If you ever fucked someone that was not a virgin you pratically did the same thing

>>731160720
then it's fine

>>731160720
what software is it?

>>731160969
This is such a big load of crap. Ever heard of condoms, dipshit?

>>731160277
dafuk you said?

Tenga flip air
Great, durable and easy to clean

>>731161063
It's a meme you dip

>>731161063
If you're still using condoms, you must be a virgin.

>>731160720
>>731160720
>>731160720
>>731160720
>>731160720
>>731160289
>>731160289
>>731160289
>>731160289
>Need sauce.

>>731151380
Just pay a bitch one time and it'll feel better

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>>731160860
> Honey Select

>>731161000
> Yup

>>731161050
> PC

>>731161256
>being so autistic that you can't think up this yourself
>partner used condoms before she met me

This thread is filled with autism to the brim.

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>>731161299
Dude.. Chill.
Go download it.

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>>731161353
thx anon

No bro, i bought the Riley Reid signature one, and it sucked, it doesn't have a lot of texture and it requires a lot of maintenance

>>731161374
She *told you she used condoms