How the hell do people find pot dealers. Just moved to a new

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>>731136632
nice try

It's literally stereotyping. I'm gonna assume you're white. Look for white people that look like they smoke weed. Don't be a faggot. Just say "hey man I just moved to town, do you know any plugs?"

>>731136632
What city

>>731136632
maybe try meeting people, you know like outside

I have the opposite problem, scored two ounces and wanna flip some to break even but idk how to find people.. know the demand is out there too

>>731136632
Start talking to shitty people. Or you could stop smoking the weed Jew and start being a man.

>>731136907
Heh. That's the introvert's curse.

"I have bud. Anyone want some... anyone?"

>>731136924
Blink of an eye from the cradle to the grave shouldn't you be at the gym?

just pick any nigger

>>731137203
And get robbed? You're a funny

where you at OP?

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instead you should just
> .
and leak all your snapchat friends

ever heard of buying drugs online through the dark web, ya fawkin idiot

>>731136632
I just go to the pot shop down the street be cause I don't live in a shitty state no one cares about.

>>731136632
it couldn't be much easier these days with multiple legal states and the existence of the dark web

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Go to one of those dispensary things with the green crosses or whatever. There always seem to be people hanging out at those places trying to sell.

>>731136632
Stop smoking drugs then? Stop being a degenerate retard.
"Ooh 420 so baked dood I got the munchies lol xD"
Fucking grow up.

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Put it on your Christmas list. If you don't celebrate Christmas, repent and accept Christ as your personal savior.

You're 2x welcome

>>731136838
this

or do you have some sort of social retardation OP?

>>731136632
Whisper also an hero

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pissing on nigger graves

>>731136924
This, smoking drugs is for children

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>>731137582

Fucking pot smoking degenerates

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>download weedmaps
>wait outside of shop
>find a reasonable stoner
>ask to get you some dank
>give that person an extra $10
>you high af

>>731137853
Fucking religious scuum..go get run over by a Muslim dipshit faggot

>>731137853
It makes me sick, these people think they are having fun, when really all they are doing is being dumb.
Smokers are jokers.

>>731137970
Please refrain from profanity, thanks :)

>>731137979
Go back to redDDIt dipshit!
Also smokers fuck Yo mother

>>731138032
Suck trumps dick you freak!
Thank you

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>>731137970

Not worried, Jesus will take the wheel. Gonna pray for you

>>731138117
Calm down upset degenerate

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>>731138200
Nice try faggot

>>731138159
Again? Okay :)

>>731138236
You mad fat boi

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Try your high school art, English, or drama teacher

>>731138200
It may be too late for them brethren, as for they have succumb to the devils lettuce, it may be too late.

>>731138284
8=======D~~~~~

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>>731138317
If you're not in high school, go to a high school and ask some high schoolers. They can get it from their art, English, or drama teacher for you.

>>731138375
What?

>>731138313
It is spelt "boy" you are on so many brain altering drugs that you cannot spell, your nucleus ventis in the frontal lobe can no longer process the mechanical mechanism for the programming organization center of the upper right vector cells.

Good luck on that job hunt :)

>>731138384
Yes good one

>>731138483
U wot kunt?

1. Get a tor browser.(if on PC use tails browser on a flashdrive)
2. Use a VPN.
3.find a link to a market (I use dream market)
?????
4. Ounce of dank for $150

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>>731138483
Satan's Spinach

>>731137887
Lavate los manos!

>>731138317
Its funny how every statistic on the internet shows zero deaths by cannabis, and everyone always tells me stories about people almost and actually dying from hash psycosis.

Find someone at your job who might smoke. Steer the conversation toward "how many people who work here do you think smoke weed?" Either they'll tell you they do, or say who does. then ask that person to hook you up.

>>731136834
I don't think telling this guy to just start talking at niggers is very sound advice

>>731137726
Da fug is an hero it's not in the App Store

>>731139031
He said look for white people that smoke you fucking retard

>>731136632
just ask any random who looks like a drugo its how i do it, at most you have to ask 3 people weed is fucking everywhere

>>731138924
That's because America is fucking retarded, and we can't just enjoy drugs. We need to push everything. Cocaine wasn't good enough, so we invented crack. Heroin isn't enough, so we use fentanyl, or carfentanil. Smoking weed isn't enough, so we refine it into something that can actually hurt you.

>dankrupt
Graduate high school first.

>>731136632

this >>731139209
topkek

>>731139139
BHO or hash will not hurt you, bud.

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>>731138924
>everyone always tells me stories
Reliable source, anon. I'm convinced, cannabis kills

>>731136632
Yo dawg mega stoner up in dis biacth, OK now what u need to do is go up to sum1 that looks cool, and say "sup dawg u smoke dope" its so easy, the first tym u smoke you might freak out or even get the munchies lol good luck

>>731139437
Hah yeye da munchies I remember when I waz first starten owt I used to eat heaps lol, but now I just chill and listen 2 afroman dawg

>>731139557
Fellow stoner wazzup yeah man colt 45 iz like da best stoner song ever lol!

>>731139627
So true dude itz so dope yo so stoned and chill yo

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>>731137203
yeaaaauuuh cracka, I gotchu watchu neeeeed boiiiii.. hop in my cah we go fo a ride

wickr anonymousrecks

>>731139679
Na 2 stoned lol! XD

>>731136632
Such chill
So stone

Marijuana is for degenerates, get a job.

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>>731139914

>>731136632
>>731136834
This. Ask people with silly hair or types of people that generally smoke weed.

>uni/college students
>musicians, artists, actors
>hospitality workers and kitchen staff
>literally anyone working or staying in a hostel
>people with dreads
>snowboarders, skiiers, skaters, surfers etc
>people who go camping, outdoorsy shit
>people who go to music/folk festivals
>most people at the beach or park
>anyone into reggae or folk music

It's not hard. Weed's not some super big secret you have to keep hush hush about, unless you live in Asia or the middle east or something OP. Just find people that look like they smoke, befriend them and you're good.

>>731140088
Sheeeiit check'd

>>731140060
What if my job is better than yours?

Maybe you need some heroin friend.


Then you can fucking kill yourself with it. K thanks

>>731136632
Weedmaps

>>731137887
Canadian here
>go to weed shop
>say you have headaches sometimes
>fill out the form (just use someone else's address if you're paranoid)
>be buying your weed anal suppositories, THC bbq sauce and infused lip balm 2min later

>>731140300
>spot degenerate
>befriend degenerate
>become degenerate

>>731136632
go to a local bar and make some friends. could always try a craigslist search.

>>731140358
Its not.

I don't.


I won't.

>>731140522
American hillbilly detected
>>>/pol/

>>731138540
>>reddit

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>>731140358
>friend

Faggot detected

>>731138696
>???
>PROFIT

>>731140707
*TCHEK*

>>731140635
>>731140667
College boys smoking drugs detected

>>731139031
-10 reading comprehension

>>731140602
Ok then. You've clearly and demonstrably shown that to be the case.
I wish you the best of luck. I'll never forget the day I met a true hero among these boards.
My initial point stands firmly intact.


Faggot.

Also No take backsies x infinity.

>>731140736
* R *

just ask if anybody's seen scott green

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>>731136632
Hey look its Mr cool dope smoker! He is so chill lol XD

>>731140752
>reddit

>>731140867
Nah you degenerates are funny

>>731139033
Newfag™ detected

>>731140768
Degenerate gay boi needs to suck something? Fuck off

>>731140913
Dat hole.
>Neckbeards and fedoras run deep in this thread.
Such sub-reddit Le sigh

Kek just ask around man. I asked this one guy in my class if he had any bud about two years ago and sure as shit he did. Weed is literally everywhere nowadays. At least in the U.S. once you know one guy, you usually can get to know the other ones. You're not buying meth.

>>731136632
sucks to be you faggot

>>731136632
OP, actual answer here, easiest way to get bud quick in new city:

1. download any messaging app
2. download app called "yikyak"
3. make anon post on yikyak saying "anyone got bud hmu"
4. wait for someone to say something besides "kys faggot", then paste messaging username
5. wait for message
6. congratulations you have a new plug

difficulty level: 1/10
risk/narc level: 5/10, have caution
quality level: 2/10, you are probably getting somebodys seedy near empty bag at best

just grow your own, its cheaper

>>731138789
>Lavarse los manos
idiota

>>731141023
Nawh, that's cute.

It's good you have this outlet to type such filth. It creates a justifiable and tangible sense of intellect about you.
God knows you'd never speak like that around your mother like that when she comes in to clean up the same semen encrusted clothes you've been wearing for a week.

You literally wear your own jizz on a daily basis.


Kek

>>731141058
Nice 1! :D

>>731138032
Please eat a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

>>731138032
Get fucked in your red raw asshole stupid faggot mother fucker

>>731138200
I use the cross as a dildo for my asshole
I also smoke joints made with bible paper and donate to charity

>>731141360
As long as you donate to charity then you're a good person.

>>731138284
Naughty naughty mister Catholick

>>731138375
>LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES
looks like the preachers been smoking the devil's lettuce I do dare reckon.

>>731141276
>>731141282
>>731141304
Samefagging this hard,
Kys asap degenerate

>>731138540
You do not belong here.
Or you are pretending to be someone who does not belong here....
Go away

>>731140752
>reddit
seconded

>>731138696
The government literally uses Tor to figure out who to start tracking because they're obviously up to some shady shit.

>>731140752
You have no power here Christian cockroach, invasive malignant bible thumper

>>731141507
Kek.
Nope. I'm the top one.

The other two probs are though.

Way to detective Sherlick balls
You're about as smart as a cop, it'd suit you.

>>731141592
>you're about as smart as a cop

THE EDGE! you wouldn't have the balls to be a cop, little bitch boi

>>731141279
So how do you like being a cancer in the fabric of humanity?
Must be pretty self fulfilling, thinking your the voice of "reason."

>>731137853
>smoke weed
>suddenly like shit music

HOLY FUCK THE CONVERVATIVES WERE RIGHT!!!

>>731141584
>You have no power here

You've never had any power..

>>731140060
Samefagging again are we?
Nixon fags go neck deep into the Grand Canyon.

>>731137582
As if anyone posting here has the moral high ground to berate people for getting high...

>>731141669
>describing yourself

>>731137979
Why get bent out of shape over something that has zero effect on you? Sounds like you have mental issues.

>>731141752
Tuff words from a tuff guy

>>731137814
Yeah everybody know the cool dudes do their drugs IV

>>731141507
>as this religious cancer pretends to know what's best for the world
nah you first lil buddy, don't worry Jesus will catch your worthless soul.
You only caught one of my replies, btw, stupid fucker LOL
Your mother never loved you is that why your ass is so water tight? Gotta hit the bible three times a day or the Lord gona punish thee? lmao

>>731141885
Because smokers are jokers

>>731138200
rule 34666

>>731141916
>You only caught one of my replies, btw,
Admitting to samefagging.

>>731141667
>you wouldn't have the balls to be a cop, little bitch boi
I take it you would?

Can't take the edge from an anonymous forum I doubt you'd make great police material silly neckbeard.

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>street dealers

nigga it's 2017, get some btc and knock yourself out

you'll get ripped off sooner or later regardless, street or internet doesn't matter. you win some you lose some when it comes to drugs

>>731141507
>Please eat a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole
Do this. Kek demands it scum of the bum.

>>731137050
kek'd

>>731142046
I am one, so yeah.. Nice try

Your the one being an edgy teen m8

>>731139033
kys

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>>731142112
>kek demands it
>still samefagging
>admitting to samefagging

>>731139033
end your miserable life friendo :^)

Ok in all seriousness, do you have a jimmy johns in your new town? because then just call for a sandwich delivery and ask the driver about a hookup, no joke like 90% of their employees smoke, usually one of the employees is supplying the whole store. Doesnt have to be JJs either most any delivery based restaurant

>anyone frisbee/hackysack/skateboard/bmx
>stand in the middle of a college quad and yell "I need to buy some weed"
>any dad with a stroller in a park
>court clerk
>convenience mart drone
>busboy/waiter/bartender

it ain't rocket science boy

>>731141739
Way more power than your fat arms can tangle with little man... when's the last time you lifted or ran lol.... never? Maaybe since high school?
Just the way you act I can tell you would never be able to handle a guy who works construction and is seasoned in MMA. I mean, unless you were rock solid since you were 10? Go ahead and act like I'm full of hot air like you will, I would gladly throw your face into the ground especially if you are in fact some religious fuckwit. ESPECIALLY then. I'll show you power lil boy.

>>731141131
Yikyak literally died yesterday retard, get on Spout.

>>731141893
>be me
>210 cuz all I do is work & eat
>no fat seems
>resting heart rate 25bpm
Yeah I'm not really that tough I just fake all that.

>>731142613
seasoned in mma

>>731142613
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>731141926
Lol you are a shitty baitster or a dumbass religious cuck
either way, is entertaining.

>>731142244
I am not samefag I am your God. Bow before me and suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole.

>>731142613
Cringe. You actually think your tough lol.

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>>731142248
You first faggot major.

>>731142143
>lying about being a cop
have you no shame?
What am I thinking???
of course you don't.

>>731142825
>your tough

>>731142244
guy at the bottom again!
LOL

>>731136632
Saunter up to the nearest group of kids hanging out and say 'daddy needs the sweeeeet'. One of em will hook u up

>>731142734
ME SORRY PLEASE DON'T DO IT SGT!

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>>731142699
>I'm a retard
Okay pal

>>731142703
I wouldn't believe me either.
>fighter trolling 4chan..................
But things can happen.

>>731136632
Why'd u move towns? Too many ppl find out u r on the sex offender register in your old town?

>>731142983
I'm sorry you're retarded and have no life no wife or a place to call your own.

not

>>731142825
>you're tough
I'd ask you if you want to find out but you are a total bitch and would give me a fake address lol

BOW BEFORE SATAN AS WE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL THE WAY TO THE FATHERLAND POTHEAD HEATHEN FUCK FACES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731143041
Pics of wife's munted head or it doesn't exist

>>731143092
>being angry enough to fight someone
Kek

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>>731143177
only pic of her I have

>>731142985
Such good troll.

I'm the "samefag" from about 15 mins ago, I went to go have a shit and grab a drink smoke some cones and let my iPad charge.

Just came back to check my bait.

It seems I've got a good haul so far.

Do continue.

>seasoned mma.

>ur religeous, no ur religious
>am cop

I reiterate my initial point, it appears to have been prophetic to your words.
Yours in ever hazy peace.
>edgelord anon

>>731143281
>I went to go have a shit and grab a drink smoke some cones and let my iPad charge

>>731143250
He's twelve.
Didn't we all have anger issues at that age?

>>731143526
Seems like yours is the shit life tbh anon.. this may as well be ylyl to me and I'm losing.

>>731143281
Cringiest comment I've ever seen.

>>731143281
>I went to go have a shit and grab a drink smoke some cones and let my iPad charge

No one gives a fuck

>>731143633
Yeah you lost alright.

>>731143832
So mad.

I would give you cones.

You seem tense.

>>731143878
Wow.
Careful.

You might seem like you're trying to prove something on the internet..

>>731143281
>Yours in ever hazy peace.
KYS.

>>731142734
It's guerilla warfare not gorilla warfare

>>731140752
>comes to thread about weed
>complains that people smoke weed
Yank Logic

>>731144097
Tell him more how his original was flawed.

Show us your immense knowledge on the topic, you're clearly an oldfag of the highest order for not only rising to this terrible bait again.

But failing to realise this most prelavent and delicious copy pasta.

You're banished newfag, your internet is mine.

>>731136838
this

>>731138924
Someone will always be stupid enough to accomplish anything, no matter how impossible

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>ITT not a single stoned person

Nice try FBI. We have our own secret weed handshake that we don't share with faggots so yer fucked

>>731136632
This is how I found my plug

>1am
>wanna get bud
>dont have a plug
>drive to each gas station in town
>eventuailly find a gas station attendant that is high as fuck
>ask him if he can hook me up
>he gives me his dealers number

It's easy, look for the right people.