Ask Jesus Anything

>>731130988
Will I get a qt gf and pass my exams this year?

>>731130988

Will I ever live a normal life?

>>731130988
Jesus, are you really Japanese?

>>731130988
Do you and or god exist?

tits or gtfo

>>731130988
Are u a ninja? Ninjas can walk on the water too

>>731131212
Jesus BTFO

ok magic jesus ball will she come over this weekend

IS EVERYONE IS THIS THREAD A SECRET CLOSET FAGGOT

>>731131703
IS EVERYONE IS THIS THREAD A SECRET CLOSET FAGGOT

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you guys should 100% stop what your doing & visit
> sn?pch?ty.me
asap

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>731131754
Fuck off bot

Is David Bowie still alive

>>731130988
Would it have paid you more to walk on water than to wear a crown of thorns?

Jerk off today?

>>731130988

Can I keep going?

is my friend autistic?

>>731132737

thanks jesus :)

Is my friend the worst player in every game?

>>731130988
My life is a constant downward spiral of failures and fuck ups. Should I kill myself already?

>>731130988
Do you exist?

>>731130988
Give me the next eurojackpot numbers, then fuck off

>>731130988
Are traps gay?

>>731130988
Are you a hoax?

>>731130988
Will that slut live with me forever?

>>731131212
>>731133212
Contradictory answers? How typical.

>>731130988
Will I git gud?

Is Satan Cool?

>>731133393
Again

>>731130988
Do I have an sti

>>731133444

Legit.

Will my sister ever love me

I will not get a true answer.

>>731134563
fuck. gg.

Is OP a faggot?

Ayy Jesus, is she going to marry me?

am i goin to be a rockstar

Did moot do 7/11?

Are we getting back together?

Do I win California mega million next drawing

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Why does the Pope spit such blasphemy?

>>731130988
She likes me?

Is OP a fag?

>>731130988
She likes me (2)?

>>731137086
Roll

Will i get a gf

Will i ever date a girl?

>>731130988
Obligatory, will i be able to get a gf this year?

>>731130988
Jesus will i ever be in a relationship with Emily?

>>731137136
roll

>>731130988
Are you a bullshitter?

>>731130988
Should I tell her how I feel?

>>731137233
Asking again.

should i kill myself?

>>731137263
Jesus please.

>>731137175
Thanks Jesus.

Should i do it the way like i do it now?

Jesus will I make it to and through medical school?

>>731137293
Should i change the approach?

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>>731137217
So does him saying yes to your question mean he's not a bullshitter?

>>731137319
I want to know it.

Should i just do it like i do it now?

Should I drop out of university and smoke crack instead?

>>731130988
Will we be ever together again with her Jesus?

>>731130988
Why are you, the holy ghost, and your father the same person,
don't you think that's retarded and you should be considered three separate entities?

>>731137456
Come on Jesus, I need to know. Life's been pretty sad lately. So, will we?

>>731137584
Thank you pal

does she love me??

>>731130988
Will I be happy again soon Jesus?

>>731130988
Will Rick ever get his McDonald's szechuan sauce?

>>731130988
Will I ever be rich Jesus?

will i smash a girl this year

>>731130988
Will I ever find someone who loves me?

Will i ever get a gf?

>>731130988
Will my life improve?

Will I get to do lewd things with the loli of my dreams?

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>>731137217
>>731137390
>7
>0

>>731130988
Does humanity merits salvation ?

will I get a girlfriend this year?

>>731130988

Are jews behind every bad thing in this wolrd since forever?

>>731130988
are you real?

Will I get some sexual interaction with my gf next time I see her?

Do we need to gas the jews? https://youtu.be/RW7C5uHA_DI

>>731139043
>Asks again

>>731130988
Does she like me and will my exams go well?

>>731139813
Roll

>>731137086
roll

did the girl that i love love me ?

>>731140677
OH SHIEEET

what time is it

>>731130988
Will I die today?

I'm a gay?

>>731130988
My nigger you real??

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>>731130988
Will I one day tongue fuck katy perrys asshole?

Will my weed guy answer my text?

will i root?

>>731130988
WHEN WILL MY SCHOOL GET BLOWN UP

>>731141119
>>731130988

Wait yes i fucking do jesus, reroll

>>731130988
Will I die tonight

>>731141293
pls

>>731141262
Fuck

Should I break up with her?

should I keep trying with the guy I like

Will she be my gf

Jesus. Is 4chan a cancer of the Internet?

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>>731130988
Jesus will I get my dick sucked today? Make it happen.

Does she love me?

Is it autistic to ask questions and wait for randomly generated answear?

Is everyone here a faggot?

>>731130988
Moshi, Moshi. Jesus-desu?

>>731130988
Dear Lord, will my friend stop being such a big cuck?

Should I retry taking her back. Despite fact that it could destroy me psychically?

>>731130988
Will my friend stop being such a fucking cuck?

>>731130988
Is it a yes or a no ?

Should i but that grey shitbox?

Is jesus gay?
Did mary cuck Joseph?

Does it bother you that I fantasize about fucking your mother?

>>731130988

Will Elodie ever become my girlfriend ?

>>731130988
Will the south rise again?

If you're so omniscient why ain't you rich?

Were hitler's actions justified?

>>731130988
Imgfgkih?

>>731130988
Will i get a good note in the math test tomorrow?

>>731130988
And in the science one?

Will she ever leave the dude??

Can I has cheeseburger?

>>731130988
Am I going to be lucky this week?

>>731141689
No. It's kek's will

am i suicidal

Am I finally gonna get to bang this girl who keeps sending me nudes?

Will I become a neet once I finish my education?

>>731130988
Will I ever be free

will i get the fucc soon

Will I ever meet a cute guy to hang out with?

will my crush send me nudes?

>>731144420
yeeeeeaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiii

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If people don't respond to this post, will their mothers die in her sleep tonight?

>>731144569
I kinda do. Tell me, Jesus.

>>731130988
will i win the lottery?

Is my girl a thot after all

U fat?

>>731130988
Will I be able to stay erect when I see my girlfriend naked again?

>>731130988
Should I get real?

>>731144789
shit man, thanks though jesus

>>731133280
He's real if you believe, friend.

>>731130988
Will the Proletariat rise up again and overthrow the capitalist system and use the bourgeois as a combustible to make hot chocolate and cookies to be shared worldwide?

asking

>>731130988
Is it safe?

>>731130988
Will she stop being stubborn and just let me fuck her? For God sake she's my girlfriend and acts like we are just friends yet

asking

>>731144922
>>731144922
dubs next week

Am i ever going to fuck my friends sister ?

>>731130988
Will I be a trap?

Should i go caulk the windows

>>731130988
Is OP a faggot?

well

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>>731144917
Down with the bourgeoisie, comrade.

will i ever find love in my life.

>>731130988
Should I confess everything to Jess

Am I gay

>>731130988
should i get a new job?

Am I the second coming?

>>731130988
Roll

Am i going to get the job?

are my dreams legitimate and will i have success making them reality

>>731130988
Will I achieve my dreams?

yes or no

>>731130988
Will i get expelled?

Does my wife still love me

Will I have my montero sport by 2018?

>>731130988
is my girlfriend pregnant?

>>731146163
reroll

>>731130988
roll

Will I ever get a gf?

Yo Jesus, will I get into pharm school

will anyone listen to my shit on soundcloud?

Does he still think about me?

>>731130988
trap trap trap?

>>731130988
Will i get a grill by theend od the year?

>>731146973
Fine, Will i get a grill by the end of the year?

Does she like me?

Does K like me?

Does the girl i have a crush on feel the same about me?

>>731130988
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

>>731130988
will I ever git sum?

Does she like me? Will she be my gf?

>>731130988
Okay

>>731130988
Lord Jesus, was she really the one?

Does kamra like me?

>>731130988
Is their intelligent life on earth?

>>731130988
Was Hitler right?

>>731130988
Will I become SOF in this life?

>>731130988
Will it go as I want it to?
And Rolan McDolan

>>731130988
Will I ever be Happy, Jesus?

>>731147494
Have I fucked up entirely, Jesus?

>>731147646
Will I, if I dedicate my life to it again?

Will I pass all my exams this semester?

>>731130988
Are you a massive shmuck?

>>731130988
will I pass all my classes?

>>731130988
Are niggers people?

>>731148493
ARE NIGGERS PEOPLE???

>>731130988
Will I suck a man's dick for money?

>>731148599
OFN Jesus is on par bois.

>>731130988
Should I start studying?

>>731137292
He already gave you the go tell her.

>>731130988
is my relationship fucked Jesus?

>>731130988
Should I just kill myself finally?

>>731130988
No seriously though should I just end myself?

>>731130988
Will I get the job that I want?

>>731130988
will my father let me make drugs on his property

>>731149062
>>731149032
Jesus has spoken... but are you only doubtful because part of you thinks I really should?

>>731149097
thanks jesus youre the best, also this summer?

>>731149139
Jesus, why are you holding back? Can you give me the answer from the part of you that thinks I should?

Will she talk to me ever again?

Should I just volunteer to freeze myself to skip over this stupid century?

>>731149235
Well should I kill myself then honest and for truly?

Should I go for it?

>>731130988
Are you a raptor ?

>>731130988
Will I grow up to be an incestuous gimp to my children and their friends?

>>731149297
Did I pressure you into saying that?

>>731149313
Should I go for it?

Jesus jepioo coocoo

>>731130988
Will everything be fine?

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>>731130988
Why?

Will i ever grow a beard

Should I curb her?

Am I gonna die a virgin mister zombie carpenter Jew man?

Will i ever get a qt gf

>>731130988
Am I a virgin?

Will I go to heaven ?

>>731130988
Will i get a girlfriend ?

Can we talk once I die?

will i get gf

>>731149615
Kek

but will i get a gf today?

>>731144569
dang

>>731130988
Jesus, are you even fuckin real, my nig?

>>731130988
Will I get a cute gf?

>>731130988
will I pass school this year?

>>731130988
Will she want to come back to me?

Are you really gods son or was Mary a slut?

>>731130988
My mom said that I was handsome. Is it true?

am gon get the fuck soon

>>731150613
So it's the truth or not

>>731130988
Will I ever feel good again

jesus, kill all niggers

should i kill myself ?

>>731130988
Will i get sum fuck this year?

>>731130988
Will i die a wizard?

>>731130988
will i get gf in the next 2 years?

>>731130988
>>731151383

Will i ever get to fuck my sister?

Will I ever be happy?

>>731151531
There is hope

Bro will i get a girlfriend next month?

>>731130988
Will i get over 85 atar this year

>>731130988
will i get gf?

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>>731130988
will i start an intimate relationship this year?

Is she ok

Is she worth it

>>731130988
Will WW3 finally start within the next 10 years?

>>731130988
Was Mary Muffin as slut as it was said?

Will there be Ghost Trick 2?

Can i be happy all the time?

Will I ever stop fucking my daughter? and why would I want to?

Will my nigger get his new computer anytime soon ?

>>731130988
Did you kill the dinosaurs Jesus?

>>731153777
We all know you did Jesus, don't evade

Will it happen? You know what I'm talking about.

Will the reply to this post be triple digits?

>>731130988
Will I ever be friends with either of them again?

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>>731151222
You're outta here

>>731130988
Will it work out? Is it even worth trying? Should I risk it?

do i have aids ?

Mustard or ketchup jesus

Will it work out? Is it worth the Risk?

Fap?

Goddammit yes I do! Is the risk worth taking?!

>>731130988
Its religion so the answer should always be 3, 6 or 8.

Anal?

>>731130988
Jesus do you hate blacks?

Is the beginning of the end in May?

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WILL EVERYONE WHO HAS OPENED THIS THREAD DIE TONIGHT?

INCLUDING ME (OP)

>>731155343
WILL EVERYONE DIE JESUS, WE MUST KNOW?

Should I get spanked?

Does "C" loves me

Asking again

>>731130988
Will I ever experience the love of a woman?

Is my bestfriend a homosexual ?

>>731155757
Are you lying to me?

Am i gay ?

>>731155896
reroll

>>731155374
Everyone dies at some point soooooooo
>>731155927
thats not how it works buddy

Will I see my gf today?

Does she really like me and should i ask her out?

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Bleiben vio und ich für immer zusammen?

Did bush do 9/11

>>731130988
Will you please end my life?

Wird mich Randy je betrügen?

>>731155972
>got a 2
and yes i am very doubtful that this has any weight or meaning, so stop asking a generated sequence of numbers about your autistic tendencies towards women.

Will I ever be rich?

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>>731156108
>Is me Randy ever cheat?

Will I ever be happy?

Jesus, will I live to see the white race finally tire of persecution from to subhuman shitskins and Jews and drive them from our lands and create a white ethnostate?

>>731156200
0 for without a doubt and dubs for 100% yes.

Thank you, Lord! Please tell Hitler we miss him down here!

>>731130988
Is my gf going to come over?

Is Satan the the lord and master of the earth?

>>731156726

Oh yes you can predict it now. So is he?

>>731156763

Stop trolling me Jesus, answer the fucking question.

>>731130988
Am I banned?

>>731156200
Praise Jesus!