>your age >most autistic thing you've done Go

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Replying to faggot ass OP @>>731129852

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I have hardwood floors in my house and in the morning I run across them in my socks and make a noise like I'm a rocket ship

queue people posting just dumb shit they do, thinking it equates to Autism

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I regularly make little rocketships pressing my fingers together in weird formations and make pew pew sounds and woosh sounds and chase my hands around the room like a ship flying away.

>>731131312
>caring that these things are actually autism or not
that's pretty autistic

>>731129852
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Browse 4chan

>>731129852
>20
>had sex with a guy

>>731129852
>used to have a sonic the hedgehog ring and thought it was impossible not to run when i was holding it. i would sprint around the house until my parents took it off me. literally couldn't walk when i had it.

My gf broke up with me because she didn't like abby chews. It was a game I made up where you secretly chew up and hold food with the goal of transporting it into your partner's mouth during a kiss. When I tried she ended up choking hard enough to gag and broke it off with me.

>>731129852
20 used that pussy workout Machine at public gym

>>731131459
>not liking abby chews
her own slut fault

>>731131459
This is a winner.

>21
>when I first asked out a girl when I was in seventh grade I made the mistake of saying "please"

>>731131459
oh fuck I hope this is some pasta, if you actually did this then god bless you and good luck with everything

>>731129852
>20
>Be alive

>>731131508
Pussy workout machine? Go on

>>731131582
I thought it was a cute and kinky thing to do back then. Like those people who feed each other at restaurants but more intimate.

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>sn?pch?ty.me
thank me later

>16
>Make cancer jokes in front of a friend whose father died of cancer on purpose (it was funny tbh)

>26
>Got diapered up in 6 Bambinos and showed my padded crotch off on Omegle for the cam jerkers.

>>731131780
Jesus fuck anon.

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>21
>Get a couple girls drunk
>Hey anon, if you let us do your makeup we'll suck your dick
>Think about for a second
>Wait why the fuck am I even debating this
>Fuck the shit outta of em, cum on there faces
>Ran out of cigs
>Walk into 7/11 at 2 in the morning looking this buying Marlboro blacks

>>731131825
MODS

>>731131825
Enjoy your ban

>>731131427
Fucking Faggot

21
Smoking weed with some friends, suddenly a cop car is driving up on the pavement and instead of acting chill I spaghetti and start running and because of that they catch me

>>731129852
>48

>drank a bottle of rum with niece and woke up in bed together

the autism is shes a trap

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>>731131994
>is on 4chan
>calls somebody else a faggot

>>731131739
The thing chicks use to tighten their twat

20. Throw crayons at a crowd

>>731129852
>23
>married a girl fresh outta bootcamp because love
>now owe massive child support and divorced

>>731131825
I nicknamed my veterinarian girlfriend "Dr. Death" after she had to put down like 5 puppies in one week. She was not amused

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>>731132125
top kek

>>731132027
So being on 4chan makes you as much of a faggot as literally having sex with another man?

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>>731132300
Even more !
You're probably on 4chan trap and boipucci threads everyday, or at least see them daily,

>18 years old, fresh out of high school.
>At friends house party, friend's gf hooks me up with with her out of town friend.
>We talk, eventually she says always wanted to get tit fucked. I freak out because she had just mentioned her BF.
>Ignore her the rest of the night.
>She ask her friend why I'm acting weird. My buddy gets angry at his gf who was also a slut.
They leave and buddy dumps (later takes back) his gf.

Later that night a few younger Asian girls came to the party. Friend had a 3 some and I fucked an other one in his moms room.

>>731132300
Yeah, pretty much.

>>731131866
post pics?

>>731132356
Is this an example of autism or just you bragging about how you got laid once

>>731132446
I think he's trying to one up my makeup story

>>731132125
poor puppies
dr. death is a nice nickname btw

>>731132355
Everyone sees them, its impossible to avoid.

>>731132446
Probably both.
haven't had sex since then, just turned 26 two months ago. If that helps.

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>>731132396

>>731132665
Kek

>>731132530
I was busy wasting my time greentexting on my tablet. Didn't see yours till I posted

>>731132766
Very well my apologies sir

28, got shitfaced and peed in the laundry basket. Oh, and this happened last night. The wife aint too happy

>>731132665

Did you use them, or just show them off?

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>>731133020
Wetting only

>>731133001
Well at least your married, makes it a bit harder for her run out on ya

>>731133187
Jesus Christ

>>731133187
No cum?

>>731133001
Dude I pissed on my roommates bed while he was sleeping. Never had happened to me till then and I'm 26. Was shit faced.

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existed

>>731133001
I pissed on my friends shoes, was so fucked up thought I was in bathroom

>>731133247
that's only for after I wake up.

>>731133455
Post pics!

>26
>Got drunk together yet again yesterday and taught it would be funny to push my gf on the sofa. Unfortunately our sofa has high and hard side, so she painfully fell over it, fell on the ground and hit her head.
>She was complaining about headache and leg pain. I convinced her she was too drunk and fell on the ground.
>We are going to craft beer festival in few hours. God I hate and love drinking so much...

>>731133526
aint got none

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>>731131312
You have autism m8?

>>731133683
Take some.

>>731133817
I'm outta diapers

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>>731131257

>>731133918
Piss your pants, then? idk

>23
>Was like 6, computer said "you got mail"
>Ran out to the mailbox
>Nothing
Confused.jpeg
>Run inside and tell my parents something's wrong with the computer

so drunk i shit my pants idr age

>>731129852
36

Not telling a cashier that she gave me less change.

>>731134513
Was she hot or something?

>>731134666
Answer Satan's question, anon.

19
>At friends house
>Fucking around with airsoft Deagle
>Loads gun and cocks it
>Fires a few rounds into the couch
>Fiddles with it some more.
>Puts gun in mouth
>Pulls trigger
>Fml

>>731129852
99
>reply or your mother diea

>19
>Every night before i go to sleep, i must masturbate.
>Bonus: I prone masturbate (look it up)

>>731132124
Kek'd

>27
>sitting in lounge room of my share house
>nightime, everyone asleep
>absentmindedly pull out dick and massage
>smoking weed, super high
>forget my dick is out
>housemate wakes up to use bathroom
>walks into loungeroom
>'hey housemate' i say
>'hey ano...OH SHIT!' and leaves room quickly
>she slams bathroom door angrily
>look down at my tiny shriveled cock poking out of jeans
>hide in shame for a week

>>731133187
Because it'd be somehow worse to shit in them.

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Went through a phase between 14 and 17 where I squeaked when surprised or hurt, and said internet emotes out loud. Worst part is I was strong and hot blooded, so nobody ever called me out because my reaction to any criticism was to just throw punches. Somehow managed to meet my wives and a large number of lifelong friends during that time.

>>731134666
get her drunk until she passes out, then see how many sharpies her pooper can fit.

>>731135486
can i see her tits? the wife i mean

>>731132627
Unless you dont go on 4chan

>>731129852
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show image macros to and try to /pol/-style redpill girls I meet off Tinder

>>731135640
oh dear..

>>731135640
did it ever work?

>>731131442
what is it with sonic and autism?

that link demands some scientific investigation

>>731135566
Wives, mate, two of em, and no. I may have been pseudo-alpha back then, but I'm too much of a pussy to risk one of their friends finding said interweb tits. We got kids now, ain't got time for that kind of drama.

>>731129852
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existing

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>>731135351
Have you ever tried to scrub shit off your own ass and balls? Much harder than baby powder and urine.

>>731132041
Yeah, I´m pretty sure you've no idea what the machines are for.

>>731129852
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Visited 4chan/b

>>731135900
Well please enlighten me anon

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>>731134320

>>731129852
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Getting diagnosed with assburgers

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>>731136170
>Assburgers

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We going for true autism? There's nothing worse than the truth. 22 btw

>Pretended to be q t gril online a few years ago to fuck with a close friend.
>Succeeded and got a good laugh.
>For some goddamned reason I kept the persona on Steam for a time.
>Initially had some good luls and scammed some people out of some items (tf2's manconomy was just becoming a thing)
>Started to keep in contact with some of the retards who took the bait
>Came up with a whole backstory on why I didn't have a mic and other cringy shit.
>Meet clingy fuccboi that talks to me almost daily. Starts to talk about meeting, but ignore it.
>Meet a few others idiots and play games like Garry's Mod or Minecraft.
>starting to feel guilty.
>Finally meet a smart one. We'll call him Desk.
>Desk was friends with the clingy fuccboi and was suspicious of me from the start, but he never said overtly said anything.
>Kept this whole shitshow up for maybe 6-7 months.
>Guilt is killing me at this point. I still to this day don't know why I did it. I didn't know how to just stop.
>Have made very good friends with Desk and have tried to push clingy fuccboi away at this point.
>Finnally the autistic shitty lie starts to crumble because up until now, I had kept two seperate personas online. One for autism, one for my real friends. I didn't tell anyone the truth.
>I was too dumb to use seperate steam accounts, so when I was playing a game with one of my real friends (l4d iirc), a Fuccboi wanting my attention joins with me and hears my voicechat.
>go full panic mode and delete and block each and every one of the people I had interacted with as my stupid persona.
>Never again.

I eventually added a few people back after a month or so that I had gotten to know pretty well. I am still good friends with Desk. This all happened over steam.

But there you have it, the most autistic thing I've done, and probably will ever do. I still lie awake at night wanting to fucking kms for it.

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>>731129852
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My most autistic moment was as described in a brief greentext.
>be me at 19
>looking to rent an apartment
>go to some dude who had one in the sub
>nice enough
>remember having read that you should ask questions when on tour
>Autism mode engaged
>"so are there alot of children in this neighborhood?"
>"excuse me?!"
>he gives me a look of disgust and confusion
>my autism tries to deflect
>"uh, i was only asking because i love speeding my car"

I didnt get the apartment and the memory of this retardation gives me anxiety.

>>731129852
>18
>At elementary school I tried choking myself and made noises in class because I was bored.
Everyone saw

60
Posted nudes of my wife on /b/

b

>>731135893
Yeah, the cleanup is a bitch.

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when I was 12-13 I used to have a cabin bed, sometimes I couldn't be bothered to get up to go to the bathroom and pee so I used to just pee on my carpet from the top of my bed instead. I'm positive I had actual autism back then.

16
Meant to walk neighbours dog for half an hour each day for $5 but really just tie it to a tree off the road out of sight and run off into the forest and do autistic shit there. Proceed to spend all my money on csgo cases.

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Meant to walk neighbours dog for half an hour each day for $5 but really just tie it to a tree off the road out of sight and run off into the forest and do autistic shit there. Proceed to spend all my money on csgo cases. .

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Meant to walk neighbours dog for half an hour each day for $5 but really just tie it to a tree off the road out of sight and run off into the forest and do autistic shit there. Proceed to spend all my money on csgo cases..

>>731137737
>>731137786
>>731137861
>Autism spotted

>>731131809
Any way to report these?
Or are mods useless?

>>731138378
They're either botting the captchas or have paid jew gold to 4chan to bypass them. Mods won't do anything.

>>731129852
15

>be me
>14
>at home alone
>need fap
>porn site doesn't turned me up
>go to the fridge, find a steak
>I tought "steak is meat, vagina is meat"
>I fucked and cummed on the steak

>my 8yo brother aet the steak for dinner
>never laughed again like that

>>731131825
>MODS MODS
>MODS
>MODS MODS MODS
>Calling for Mods

>>731138648
>15

>>731135020
Hey! Me Too! I thought i was the only one tbh

>>731138914
really? just have fun reading faggot

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>>731139181
>prone masturbation

How does it feel to be the nigger of the chronic masturbation world?
Prostate stimulators are the Jews. Lefties are the chinks.

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>>731131825

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>jogging in woods
>milf aimlessly wandering around
>looks worried, says can't find kid
>"Oh, well g-good luck I'm sure she'll turn up"
>put headphone back in, keep jogging

I only realized about 5 minutes later what happened.

>>731139563
Yeah, that bitch almost lured you into a mugging/gang rape. Good instincts Anon, stay safe, stay sober.

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>>731129852
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watched mlp til the age of 19

>>731129852
>Instant messaged back in the AOL days. Some girl confesses her lust for me and asks me out. Say that's awesome and ask her name. When she gives it I crack open my yearbook. Ugliest hilderbeast I've ever seen. Apologize and say thank you but your not my type.
>flash forward a year or so later, about to go to college. Sipping coffee at a coffee shop. Huge boobed perfect bodied blond gives me eyes as she passes by. Too surprised to say anything, wondering if she just eye fucked me as hard as it seemed like.

>thumbing through a yearbook a month or two later. It's the girl that had asked me out, she had the exact same name as the hilderbeast, I had looked up the wrong one before. Don't know her contact info to apologize or try to patch things up.

>>731139962
It hurts from here dude.

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>>731131580

I hate yellow snow

sniff my nails. Not after doing gross shit or anything, but it's really fucking annoying. I've gotten to getting them painted just to not

>inb4 faggot

Both genders are pretty neat.

>>731143172
also 23