[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Previous thread got deleted

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 338
Thread images: 34

File: IMG_4350.jpg (84KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4350.jpg
84KB, 653x368px
Previous thread got deleted
>>
>>731117881
just when it was getting good
>>
>>731117881
The butthole broke the thread
>>
We need to find her again
>>
>>731118121
broke the thread but did not bust my nut
>>
HE
>>
>>731118131
Apparently she comes here often . I'm honestly amazed
>>
>>731118131
She's a /b/ spirit. She will find us.
>>
File: blnknn.jpg (40KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
blnknn.jpg
40KB, 653x368px
Posting delicious ass hole for posterity
>>
Mfw i didn't even get to save ear pics
>>
>>731118273
i would tongue that so hard.
>>
File: mghm.jpg (63KB, 368x653px) Image search: [Google]
mghm.jpg
63KB, 368x653px
>>731118298
I got you
>>
>>731118298
i didn't save ear either

saved most of the others though
>>
>>731118273
*Posterior
>>
>>731118231
i hope you're right
>>
>>731118360
thank you based anon
>>
>>731118360
My savior
>>
File: file.png (310KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
310KB, 653x368px
>>
>>731117881
she posts like 1 pic per hour anyway :/
>>
Hey fags, brother fucker here I'm gunna chug beer and whatever I'll still be here but I need to pause taking photos for a moment
>>
>>731118392
Me too anon. Me too...
>>
>>731118522
damn. Well thanks for the faps. Hope you post again soon.
>>
>>731118517
This woman is a fucking gift
>>
>>731118325
Get in line faggot

>>731118493
That sweet bush just makes me even hungrier
>>
File: file.png (382KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
382KB, 653x368px
might aswell drag some pics over before its too late
>>
>>731118522
The ghost of assholes present has arrived.
>>
File: file.png (348KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
348KB, 653x368px
>>731118622
>>
File: file.png (245KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
245KB, 653x368px
>>731118670
>>
File: 1493610288649.jpg (60KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
1493610288649.jpg
60KB, 653x368px
>>731118622
what an ass she had.
>>
Why do you cover the tatoo every time?
>>
File: IMG_8530.jpg (60KB, 750x421px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8530.jpg
60KB, 750x421px
>>731118670
>>
>>731118670
>regretting posting my face but whatever i'm gunna roll with it
>>
>>731118731
she still has it, i'm assuming
>>
File: file.png (191KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
191KB, 653x368px
>>731118696
Two more I think...
>>
>>731118763
it's a hot face

be proud
>>
File: file.png (344KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
344KB, 653x368px
>>731118763
>good stuff though
is ass better?
>>
Anyone drinking?? Chug with me
>>
>>731118763
im glad i have it but maybe we can not post it.
>>
>>731118802
>>731118763
Totally. Way hot.
>>
>>731118866
can you take a closeup pic of your pubes?
>>
Guys I'm really tired , and I'm not in the mood to take more pictures.

Good night everyone , maybe tomorrow I will start a new thread for the virgins.
>>
File: file.png (224KB, 490x276px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
224KB, 490x276px
Last one
>>
>>731118892
drinking and smoking. A little hard to light the bong with one hand on the dick.
>>
>>731118959
Fuck off poser
>>
>>731118892
I've been slamming rum and coke for the past hour.
>>
>>731118892

One hand on a beer, one hand on my cock.

I was the guy who called her a gutterslut in that other topic hahaha.
>>
>>731118959
Commas with spaces before them. Fuck off we know that isn't her
>>
>>731117881
op should make a tripcode so we can tell the posers apart.
>>
>>731119064
You proud?
>>
Heather Brooke dump, guys.

Get in.

>>731110297
>>731110297
>>731110297
>>
>>731119000
>slamming rum and coke
please tell me that rum and coke isn't just the cutesy names you gave your dogs
>>
>>731119114
brother fucker here what is trip code i'm retarded
>>
>>731119114
lol does /b/ still do tripcodes?
>>
>>731119114
We already can, the posers are too retarded and all have the same formatting style
>>
>>731119119

She deleted the topic soon afterwards.

Think I got to her.

I'm an expert at pissing women off.
>>
>>731119214
It's where you put rum, into coke. I've been slamming my dogs Jin and tonic for the last hour.
>>
>>731117881
Please write "thanks Swans" on your stomach
>>
>>731118968
Would love to cum all over those nips, hot damn!
>>
>>731119258
?? it 404'd you dumbass i'm the one who asked if anyone was drinking lmao
>>
>>731119195
I'm staying
>>
>>731119356
A true gentleman
>>
>>731119299
kek
>>
>>731119356
Same. I'm far too invested too leave now.
>>
File: cena.jpg (17KB, 480x318px) Image search: [Google]
cena.jpg
17KB, 480x318px
>>731119258
>I don't know how 4chan works
Newest of newfags
>>
>>731119353

It was only at like 300 replies. Is 300 the limit?

I thought topics could get 400 or even 500 replies.
>>
File: iloveyourbutthole.png (161KB, 749x534px) Image search: [Google]
iloveyourbutthole.png
161KB, 749x534px
>>731119221
>>
>>731119434
got up to 360 before it 404d
>>
Can we get more ear shots?
>>
>>731119434
please read FAQ

thanks
>>
dont know if original op is here, but just gotta say i want that so bad. would kill for that dream pussy
>>
>>731119573

Buzzed on alc. Don't care.

Think this little harlot went to bed guys.
>>
>>731119597
look out, her brother is in your way, and he has a huge cock
>>
>>731119597
Brother fucker! If you can hear us, say something!
>>
>>731119597
>original OP
>OP stands for original poster
>original original poster
>OOP
>>
>>731119619
Hey newfag, and the rest of you anons. Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep.
>>
>>731119656

how bout me, you, and her brother all tag team?

sharing is caring, after all
>>
>>731119700
I am here. Beer in hand. All my Brothers on my mind
>>
>>731119221
please give more butt pics. Love yours.
>>
>>731119711

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP your gay
>>
File: IMG_4349.jpg (145KB, 1038x2087px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4349.jpg
145KB, 1038x2087px
Brother here, tracing your ip addresses to kick your asses right now
>>
>>731119824
That's hot
>>
how do i know if im the real me?
>>
>>731119871
OOOOO... (to infinity)P. The faggotest of them all
>>
>>731120046

MAKE THAT OP FACE FOR ME
>>
>>731120046
That would be the first OP...
>>
>>731120099

nice dubs bro. how much for that set?
>>
>>731120165
Bout tree fiddy
>>
>>731120099
Would that be moot?
>>
>>731120213

i can do tree fiddy
>>
>>731120214
woot?
>>
>>731119719
Yes I think so.
>>
Can we get some more pics
>>
>>731120214

i agree. it would be pointless to try and figure it out by now
>>
>>731120284
I'd be down with a lil eiffel tower system
>>
>>731120295
bitch i've been at this for 8 hours give me a break let me drink my beer and smoke my weed
>>
>>731120314
We'd have to hire Nick Cage or some bullshit like that
>>
>>731120325
I like where this is headed.
>>
>>731120325

ok. but first, show me your booty hole
pic of your wiener touching the rim.

make sure the color scheme is sepia or i wont even get hard
>>
>>731120376
"Nick" huh?? You know the guy or some shit
>>
>>731120364
Yeah dude let based sister rest her ass
>>
>>731120325
What
>>
>>731120430
He's my brother.
>>
>>731120376

that would be risky. wed likely get caged into some sort of contract
>>
>>731117881
oh shit she's still here? cool
>>
>>731120488
Can i fuck him
>>
>>731120518
Fuck that's good
>>
>>731120547
Yes and me too.
>>
>>731120464

stfu white knight. cant you wee were planning orgies and talking bout nick cage? be a man or gtfo
>>
>>731120577
cumming onto nick cage and i'm doin just fine
>>
>>731120641
>cant
>you
>wee
>>
>>731120653
Sorry brother fucker you're being overruled by Nick Cage
>>
>>731120707

you make a good point
>>
File: IMG_4344.jpg (75KB, 736x542px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4344.jpg
75KB, 736x542px
Fap encouragement for while she's not posting
>>
I NEED TO SEE A NAKED BRUNETTE CHICK OR A NICK CAGE NOW
>>
>>731120782
>while she's not posting
>kek
>i told you guys
>never know
>>
>>731120782

the color scheme is very sensual. i feel my manhood blossoming
>>
>>731120825
..... just scroll up retard
>>
>>731118273
Nice, keep going. I want to see more ass
>>
>>731120903

i have a mental illness. i need something fresh. show me your butt
>>
File: IMG_8534.jpg (49KB, 495x500px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8534.jpg
49KB, 495x500px
>>731120825
Get to fapping
>>
>>731120941
Can't you see i'm busy getting drunk and making threeway plans with the Cage
>>
>>731120958
I cummed
>>
>>731120958
Keep posting nick. Hopefully that'll get her juices flowing enough to post nudes
>>
>>731120958
Man have yall ever seen Nicholas in Valley Girl??? I hate how bad I wanna ride his face
>>
>>731120958

can i get him shooped in with
>>731120782
>>731119893
>>731118670

dream fap. gimme it. make my dream come true. pussy. ass. cage. banana in a hammock
>>
>>731121002
He likes to be Dad so I will be brother. Hope that works for you.
>>
>>731120958
Nice thank , cumed pant
>>
>>731121099
not tha last part>>731118670

i want this one>>731118696
>>
File: IMG_8535.jpg (24KB, 347x480px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8535.jpg
24KB, 347x480px
>>731121063
More Cage
>>
>>731121113
Nicholas Cage is too good of a Dad for me. It'd never work. He'd have to leave me at age 7 and come back 12 years later
>>
>>731121217
POST YOUNG NICK IN VALLEY GIRL PLEASE
>>
File: IMG_8537.jpg (67KB, 500x313px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8537.jpg
67KB, 500x313px
>>731121267
Ask and you shall receive
>>
>>731121219
He will not be happy about this but he will still participate. Both he and I are brothers then?
>>
>>731121099
>>731121210


so thirsty. gimme his
>>
>>731118493
Shave your twat nasty bitch.
>>
>>731121329

i want to swim in his eyebrows
>>
>>731121329
>i came
>>
This thread is getting weird...
>>
File: IMG_4352.jpg (65KB, 500x364px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4352.jpg
65KB, 500x364px
You can cum now.
>>
>>731121422

good. use that motivation. and ACTION
>>
>>731121364
you are either 12 or a pedophile
>>
File: IMG_8536.jpg (47KB, 454x650px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8536.jpg
47KB, 454x650px
>>731121422
This is Cage's thread until based sister gets back
>>
>>731121449

thank you so much. i could have used the pussy and ass too but this will do for now. OH GOD
>>
>>731117881
you guys like autechre?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6MCvIXF6M
>>
>>731121512
I'm still here drinking busting female nuts to valley girl nicholas cage who the fuck do you think was asking for it??? lmao
>>
>>731121535

this has nothing to do with nicholas cage or hot girl. 0/10 but i love you
>>
>>731121449

now shoop this into girls but
>>
>>731121574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85NLPB2wjQ

He takes off some clothes in this movie
>>
>>731121574
Well that just makes Cage all the more appropriate
>>
>>731121663
Hmm

Yes pls do
>>
>>731121642
its a dank tune
>>
>>731121710

glad im not the only one who wants nickcage banana king in her ass. ill never need to cum again.
>>
File: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.jpg (44KB, 749x698px) Image search: [Google]
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.jpg
44KB, 749x698px
>>731121698
there's a scene with his shirt off and i'm searching for that shit
>>
File: IMG_8538.jpg (238KB, 625x738px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8538.jpg
238KB, 625x738px
>>731121698
>>731121574
Now my photos are filled with young Nick Cage and brother fucker. What a night.
>>
>>731121859

look at that perfectly waxed chest, cut off right at the pecks. not many can pull that off. only the cage.... only the cage.
>>
>>731121883
honestly tonight was so pure and good.
>>
>>731121449
>>731118771

still waitin on a mix of these two
>>
>>731122004

do gods work gents
>>
File: kekd.gif (492KB, 450x300px) Image search: [Google]
kekd.gif
492KB, 450x300px
/b/ about hotgirlbrotherfucker
>>
>>731121973
Just a bit of ass, a bit of Cage and a banana. Perfect.
>>
>>731122004
Yes and all the better if the banana is turned so that Cage is upside down and looks like he may fall out.
>>
>>731122048
Why is this cute
>>
>>731122048
It was meant to be. Cage fits this situation so well.
>>
>>731122121

i like your style. its sexy and artsy. two things i love. beautiful dark haired ladies that are comfortable with me looking straight into their snatch on the internet, and nicholas cage
>>
File: IMG_4354.jpg (46KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4354.jpg
46KB, 653x368px
>>
>>731122198

you already know the answer
>>
>>731122250
I have never felt so romantic on /b/ It's making me uncomfortable
>>
>>731122352
This is it. The epitome of this thread. We've made it boys.
>>
>>731122352

PERFECT. jesus christ im dying here. /b/ has won tonight.
>>
>>731122352
As you can see I have great expertise in shooping
>>
>>731122403
Embrace it. Let /b/ envelope you.
>>
>>731122427

my dream came true. been aiming for this forever now. im glad im not the only one who wanted it. i love you
>>
I will be remembered as the girl who trolled /b/ all the way into getting nicholas cage in a banana photoshopped into my asshole. I feel #blessed
>>
>>731122352
What a shoop! Pack it in now lads. It doesn't get any better. This thread has reached its potential.
>>
>>731122574
This goes down in history. I hope you're proud, cause I am.
>>
>>731122628
there's someone in their moms basement working on a better one I JUST KNOW IT
>>
>>731122574

if its really you, you should.

this has been a very...special evening :)
>>
is it too soon to say we've made history?
>>
Happy to have been here. Sad that I cannot share this with my wife because she doesn't like bananas.
>>
>>731122403
whatever it takes to see more of your butthole
>>
>>731122820
I don't know if it's history but I can almost guarantee this has never happened before.
>>
>>731122574
Did you say you had a Tumblr or am I thinking of another thread? Because if you do I want to see it, even if you don't have nudes or anything, I'm just curious.
>>
>>731122865
But doesn't she like nicholas cage? If not.. then dump her
>>
Mfw this is the only interaction with females that i get and it involves photoshopping nick cage in a banana into her butthole
>>
>>731122865

just ease it into her. i mean her into it?
>>
>>731122902
Nope nope I literally deleted all social media. Fuck that noise
>>
>>731122954
Don't worry, Nattys here to fix you
>>
>>731122917
You're probably right. I am getting a divorce. More memories have been made in this thread!
>>
>>731122974
So do we get any rewards for all this Caging about?
>>
>>731122352
holly?
>>
>>731122882

ill take it. that sounds like history to me. at least worthy of a paragraph in the Big Book of /B/

that should be a thing.

future idea for thread perhaps
>>
hotgirlbrotherfucker here, so this is a longshot but were any of you in the threads when that german fuckin kid was killing people a couple months ago? i was the one posting my potroast
>>
>>731123041

whose holly?

thats a hot girl with Banana Cage in her ass.
>>
>>731122974
So after this you're vanishing from Earth? Oh well. It was a pleasure.
>>
>>731123133
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU
>>
>>731123149
I still come on here often. I haven't had normal social media in years
>>
>>731123133
post some of those old pics
>>
>>731123133
Killing people in real life or in 2d
>>
>>731123208
HOLY FUCK LMFAO YEAH!!!!!!!!!! HEY!
>>
>>731123230
Yeah but we won't know it's you.
>>
>>731123208
She is everywhere
>>
File: roasted.jpg (360KB, 889x974px) Image search: [Google]
roasted.jpg
360KB, 889x974px
>>731123242
>>
>>731123266
I was fucking right. You are some sort of /b/ spirit.
>>
>>731123258
real
>>
That meat looks good
>>
>>731123340
>>731123242

now you with your ass and nick cage in the potroast
>>
>>731123340
>>731123351
This is unreal.
>>
>>731123309
That's the fun part asshole
>>
>>731123421
Only when it's random retards shitposting, not a hot grill.
>>
>>731123351
>>731123420
I really didn't think anyone would remember that shit lol
>>
>>731123421
>>731123340

speaking of assholes, put hers in that tasty dish.

zest with some cage
>>
>>731123421
Well brotherfucker, you truly are legendary.
>>
File: bjkbn.gif (488KB, 500x380px) Image search: [Google]
bjkbn.gif
488KB, 500x380px
>>731123535
Yeah well I also dont wanna take pictures of my tits every time I have something to say and that's where everything clashes into retardation
>>
File: IMG_4356.jpg (75KB, 412x456px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4356.jpg
75KB, 412x456px
>>
>>731123632
id still fap to it.
>>
>>731123632
this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
>>
>>731123632
It's like a horrifingly beautiful Frankenstein Shoop.
>>
how often do you masturbate pretty lady?

if the answer is not right now with a timestamp, can it be?

with perchance a squirt er two?
>>
>>731123728
*tips fedora*
>>
>>731123728
You're new here aren't you?
>>
>>731123632

this night gets better and better. im lolling into a coma
>>
File: ihdksk.jpg (3KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]
ihdksk.jpg
3KB, 125x125px
>>731123728
>perchance
>>
>>731118747
I need a fansign please tell me if u can
>>
>>731123626
Well that's why it's sad. We'll remember you, though.
>>
>>731123797

no. but fuck your rules. i cum for the good stuff
>>
>>731123872
I can't
>>
>>731123911
Ur just some random fag
>>
>>731123892
All i have to say is something around nicholas cage banana pot roast or bugles and calypso and i'll be spotted. the true ones will know
>>
>>731123856
To finger, perchance to cum. To cum, perchance to squirt.
>>
>>731123626
Well the tits were great while they lasted. Thanks brotherfucker
>>
>>731123962
i can't either
>>
>>731123993

perchances get bitches
>>
I'm just happy theres a picture of nicholas cage in my ass on my computer.. honestly. thank you
>>
Good night brotherfucker. See ya around.
>>
>>731124185
I'll see you. You probably won't see me. The spirit of /b/ lurks in mysterious ways
>>
>>731124135
Ops been gone who are you fooling you fat nerd
>>
>>731124265
I'm literally right here dickface
>>
>>731124245
I've been saying, god damn spirt. Night sister. Happy trolling.
>>
>>731124292
Prove it shithead
>>
>>731124319
Luv you brother. I'll troll ya soon i'm sure. Sleep tight
>>
so much beauty and love.

perhaps we shall now have that fingering and squirt?
>>
>be neckbeard
>walk up to female
>"want to squirt, perchance?"
>mfw she squirts on the spot at the sound of that word
>mfw it echoes throughout the farthest reaches of the realm
>mfw an influx of females arrives at my basement
>>
>>731124452
Kek
>>
>>731124452

tis true. try it sometime and perchance you will feel that sweet clitoral lubrication shot straight down your gobular
>>
File: fag.jpg (83KB, 653x368px) Image search: [Google]
fag.jpg
83KB, 653x368px
>>731124353
>>
>>731124557

my lady, move those fingers farther south if youd be so kind
>>
>>731124452
my grandmas basement*
>>
>>731124557
No face its a dude in a wig i won fess up you have no proof until i get my fansign i win
>>
>>731124557
>>731124353
Dude can't you tell this chick likes pot roast?
>>
>>731124654
almost every part of my body has already been posted cheesedick go away
>>
>>731124654

SIR. BE KIND TO MY LADY OR I SHALL HAVATHEE LIKE A HURRICANE
>>
>>731124654
On this weeks episode of "I showed up late to the thread": This Faggot.
>>
>>731124692
Not your legpits
>>
>>731124692
>Almost

Thanks for giving me bullets for my defense jackass
>>
We're still on page 1
>>
>>731124756

i concur. let us see if your legpits can squirt my dear. let us break science together and be the envy of all the gods
>>
Look at these white knights (i know ones trying to be ironic) still sad
>>
File: 1493598055557.jpg (106KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
1493598055557.jpg
106KB, 640x480px
>>731124557
One question. Is this you or was it bullshit? I still can't tell.
>>
>>731124768
parts that haven't been shown:
feet
legpits
feet
feet
>>
>>731124829
yeah it's me i was kinda hoping no one would save that but that's my fault for being retarded
>>
>>731124832
Somebody has a foot fetish
>>
>>731124911

so hot
>>
Sips budlight ah feels good to win a debate on fourchan i feel like i deserve a fansign fuck yeah
>>
>>731124911
Hey, you're cute. Now I know you look like my sister, though, so I'll have trouble fapping to that.
>>
>>731124969

perseverance sir. push through it and spooge for the woman
>>
>>731124969
You'll have no problem there
>>
>>731124969
Oh you just got here huh.
>>
>>731124969
My whole scheme was about me fucking my brother. Cmon.... bust a nut for me
>>
>>731124911
qt 10/10 would eat tacos with
>>
>>731125041
The posters count stayed the same though
>>
U got kik messenger app trade mark or snapchat tm
>>
>>731124829

you can tel its her. compare the eyes. same look. same eyebrow curvature.

i just realized im autistic
>>
>>731125105
Well then he's just playin hard to get
>>
>>731117881
Need Mooooar please !
>>
>>731125075
Fair enough.
>>
>>731125130
LEAVE THE QUEEN ALONE SHE DOESNT USE SOCIAL MEDIA
>>
>>731125132
Aren't we all?
>>
>>731125144
Hard to get A FUCKING FANSIGN FROM A LIGHT 5/10 TO HEAVY 4/10
>>
>>731125201

BACK AWAY FROM MY WOMAN NAVE.

UNLESS, PERCHANCE, YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR A DUEL
>>
>>731125222

excuse me. if i may interject.

shut the fuck up and just masterbate to all this glory like a man
>>
>>731125270
A DUEL? A DUEL YOU SAY? I SHALL SLAYETH ALL THAT TRY TO COME BETWEENETH
>>
>>731125270
A pistols at dawn kind of situation?
>>
>>731125339
I dont masturbate im pansexual fucker
>>
>>731125221

point made.

i love memorizing the female body. each one is so new and fresh. ahhhhhhhhhhhh from head to toe. lips to lips so new i want it all
>>
File: nkln (2).png (36KB, 108x163px) Image search: [Google]
nkln (2).png
36KB, 108x163px
>>731125402
be gone with you
>>
>>731125339
I can't masturbate either, trips decided that i can't fap for 2 months
>>
>>731125347
YES A DUEL

>>731125362
whilst thou be my second?
>>
>>731125503
>a committed retard
>>
>>731125402

that shits gay
>>
>>731125130
>>731125201
>>731125270
M'lady please post your kik and ignore these peasants whilst we continue this love on another chat room.
>>
>>731125451
Mmmm.. yes. She is a fine specimen indeed
>>
>>731125477
Nice picture of kevin hart dumb fuck hes not even funny like jeff dunham fucking social reject
>>
>>731125552
Can't disobey the orders of kek
>>
>>731125568

thats cool. ill find you. both of you. even if its in my dreams. that still counts.
>>
>>731123340
So nice to see you like to cook.Im usually the one in the kitchen when I have a lady over.I also can make some really good eggs if you are ever interested
>>
>>731125568
I DONT HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA
D
O
N
T

H
A
V

E

S
O
C
I
A
L

M
E
D
I
A
>>
>>731125579

where would you start first? id take her pants/panties off and leave her top clothed, so after i was done slopping on her juicy pussy i could flip her over and use her shirt as a harness/grip.
>>
>>731125696
Just say you dont wanna post it you gotta be fucking stupid to not have social media
>>
>>731125696
I don't know how you've stuck in here so long sister. Shits gone way passed Cage now.
>>
what the fuck is going on in this thread? can someone fill me in?
>>
>>731125803

very long story. just wing it.
>>
>>731125803

we all want to fill her in
>>
>>731125785
??????????? i must be fucking stupid for not wanting every thought or opinion or part of my life on the internet. and for not giving a fuck about any one elses. must be
>>
>>731125832
thought so, are there neckbeards fighting over her?
>>
Good night guys -guy who photoshopped nick cage banana into ass of brotherfucker on top of pot roast. Hopefully see you tomorrow on here
>>
>>731125928
night nigger
>>
>>731125898
I bet you watch rick and morty and agree with bill nye lol
>>
>>731125928
I Really do appreciate the photoshop. I have it saved. sleep tight - bhotgirlbrotherfucker
>>
>>731125898
I agree
>>
>>731125696
>>731125898
M'lady please calm your self kik is a messaging app not social media
>>
>>731125921

yes and some ironically too. theres sex talk interwoven with some douche wanting a fan thingy and the lady is or is not here? i think she is? idk im stayin for the lelz
>>
>>731125968
I don't watch cartoons that were made after 2002 and i haven't watched bill nye since middle school is he doin okay?? Get fucked faggot
>>
>>731126031
>I agree
How to get a girl wet instantly take tips guys
>>
>>731125921

also you missed nick cage. it was almost better than the potroast and the pussy.
>>
>>731126081
Ur probably the most bland person i have ever met do you literally live under a rock
>>
>>731126109
literally almost - coming from the girl with the pussy
>>
pretty lady if i write you a haiku will you tell me in 7 words or less how you would suck my wiener?
>>
>>731126109
nah my man i got that part, the banana cage asshole photoshop was pretty lit
>>
>>731126186
i have over 200 albums of music between cassettes vinyls and cds, i read, write songs and movie scripts, and troll fags on /b/ what about you white rice
>>
This has been greatest thread in a while
>>
>>731126198
oh hell yeah
>>
>>731126304
i dont understand why???
>>
>>731126293
Who cares?
>>
>>731126293
Is this a copypasta or are you serous this is comedy gold
>>
i call this haiku

CELESTIAL GUIDANCE

sweet ass and pussy,
how i long to climb inside,
doused by your juices
>>
>>731126409
i just happen to by this way
>>
>>731126458
You did it wrong i think
>>
>>731126498
Okay you're actually retarded go to sleep
>>
>>731126498
English/10
>>
>>731126542
aw shucks mister ye got me
>>
>>731126534

nope 5/7/5 traditional japanese haiku

now describe how youd suck me
>>
>>731126617
with dry mouth
>>
>>731126666

i thought shed have more talent
>>
File: nc.jpg (69KB, 1023x670px) Image search: [Google]
nc.jpg
69KB, 1023x670px
>>
ok so im thinking an a/b a/b rhyme scheme for you now

and you describe how you ride rock
>>
Alright dickheads I think I'm gunna finish this beer here and go masturbate to everything that has unfolded tonight
>>
>>731126964
*tips fedora*
send m'pics m'lady
>>
File: nc2.jpg (49KB, 600x335px) Image search: [Google]
nc2.jpg
49KB, 600x335px
one more for good measure
Thread posts: 338
Thread images: 34


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.