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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>731092120 >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>731092120

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>ERP in thread is cancer and should be purged
>Discussion is welcomed
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
>If you're posting pics you're not lurking
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
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Still here
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Okay first, let's all agree that Dave Franco is a very very handsome guy. Basically I think I am attracted to his (VERY THICK) eyebrows as the specific feature that "lures" me in, and thus, I, a person who has never had sex nor masturbated, can get a little oozy (VERY if I think about him for at least 15 mins) 'down there' by just thinking about someone (He is also older than me by about a decade which I usually would find unappealing but... Dave is so charismatic..) I believe I have some sort of eyebrow fetish or something because a similar infatuation I had with Joe Jonas during the jobro's prime was solely due to his brows.
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Still here
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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>731106220 tomo
Good.
I'll forgive you this time. Just don't let it happen again, understood? Cause if it does the consequences will be far worse.
>>731106608 kanna
It is fair. It wouldn't be fair if i held a grudge against you for a first offense. I enjoy you're company far too much to do so.
If you feel like you truly need to aton for what you did, then you can find a way to make it up to me.
And if you think I'm too kind, then by all means go ahead and go behind my back again and disobey my orders. If you thought this time was bad, see what happens if you go and do it again. I'll make you wish you never posted in this thread.
But I've also learned from this as well, perhaps i shouldn't be so strict with who can pet you
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Her and alive.
Question for you all.
What should I photoshop, I need to do something for a project and I don't know what to do (It can be anything done in photoshop sr lvl high school appropriate)

pls help I need the points
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>>731110827
Bands like Mr. Bungle are literally the sonic equivalent of that stupid idiot from high school who went around saying "hahaha I'm too crazy already I don't need drugz to be nuts hahhaa xD see how crazy I am" then did something like start shoving a banana up his ass in the middle of the lunch room or standing up in the middle of class and saying the word "Fart" really fucking loud or something to demonstrate the he was quirky when in fact he was just a huge attention whore who tried way too fucking hard to look weird because mommy and daddy either gave him too much attention when he was a child or too little. How can people not listen to this and not go "holy fucking shit if these people think this either sounds good or think it's 'interesting' in some way they're even worse than noise artists, because at least those people are aware they're just being provocative for the sake of it but this avant-metal/post-prog/spazzcore idiots actually think they're breaking new ground in rock n roll or proving themselves in some way to be musical genisues"
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how do I achieve irony greater than Dave's brother
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Hello everyone.
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Lyn claimed
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great
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>>731111025
>ordering people around
>I'll make you wish you never posted in these threads
Of what merit are you to do such things?
And how would one such go about doing these things?
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>>731110241
Kars is a consummate, compulsive liar.
>>731110271
I hate the fact that every anime needs a Rei expy now.
>>731111423
Havent seen a FE waifu for a while.
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>>731111111
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>>731111608
Kars is the ultimate being
He cannot die.
Plus Lisa isn't a thot
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>>731111275
Hello Hanako
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>>731110835
Welcome back.
>>731111066
Good to see you again Tanya-chan. May I suggest photoshopping waifus next to a lucky virgin boy.
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>>731111608
no anime has that you retard.
holy fuck how aboriginal are you
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>>731111851
>lmao kanna u better be exclusive!
>but let me fool around with other people
really gets you :thinking:
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>>731111869
Never left
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hikari from demichan best imo
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>>731111984
muh erp
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>>731112102
will ERP-sama grace us with his presence tonight?
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>>731112102
dude you thought last time was bad?
ill make you wish you never created a 4chan account, kiddo
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>>731111869
Same, I'll do it if I don't get any better ideas.
So that takes me to the question, anyone have any other ideas for a decent photoshop, will delver on first trips.
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>>731111423
Lyns a good FE
>>731111608
I know it irritates me to no end that Rei finds her way into every anime that has more than one girl there is only 1 exception to my hatred of them and that's to Tenshi from Angel Beats
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>>731112293
i hope so!1

>>731112361
:(
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>>731111851
Hello Juvia. How are you?
>
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>>731112388
when did you realize that saber is the biggest piece of shit you've ever saw?
possibly rivaling pic related.
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>>731112579
when did you realize the only thing you do on this site is erotically roleplay?
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I think its about bed time now. Thanks for the company, lads.
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>>731112579
>no squeeze
>surprising
I'm doing alright, sort of tired though.
How are you?
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bigbird comin in hot
best waifu
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>>731112024
Oh. Sumimasen.
>>731112369
If it can be anything, how about a mixture of popcultural sensations inside a person's open head? Preferably anime. It'll be deep or something. Also, I'm not sure that picture is Tanya.
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>>731110391 (anon who is angry with me)
I guess. I like it anyways though. Sorry if I offended you.

>>731110439 (tomo)
I would, but I never use it. It's up to the family honestly, and they seem fine with it. If I want something similar that you would make in the coffee maker, I just boil water on the stove. Plus the steam feels really good if you do that.

>>731110695 (tanya)
That's good. Good instructors can make school easy and bad instructors can just make it a living hell.
I'm not surprised that a lot of the people are, not to be mean, but err... idiotic, in more of the way they act and less of their intelligence.

>>731111025
I... I know you believe what you say Juvia, and you're right. But I feel horrible. I feel worse than I have in a long time. And I don't know what to do.
I just don't want to hurt you. I said I wouldn't hurt you and I did it once, so how can I trust myself...
I do want to make it up to you, I swear with all my heart. But I... I don't know. I don't know what to do anymore. I just want you to be happy.
I didn't mean it like that J-Juvia... I... I'm sorry.
Though I... I already wish I hadn't posted here. If I've hurt one person then I regret it and wish it never happened. And then I did to you.
No, you were right. You were always right about that, and about everything. You know best.

>>731111984
I respect your right to an opinion, but you shouldn't say things like that.
There's a difference between a master and a pet. What Juvia does is her decision.
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>>731110704
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/

Then take the cancer there. get off /b/
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>>731112743
Probably January.

>>731113031
> Eh people seem extra bitchy tonight
> Disappointed~?
That's good to hear. I'm pretty good.
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>>731113387
I like shower steam more
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>>731110272 >>731113387 (Kanna)
A psychologist can be good if you need someone to vent to, if there's an event that triggered the bad situation, I never got anything useful from it though.
It's smart to tread carefully around medicine. It's best not to rule it out completely either.
>too scared to change
You've been changing ever since you were born, you'll still be you no matter how much you change, just don't pretend to be someone you're not.
I don't think you can avoid changing, your experiences will change you over time, trying to avoid it will probably affect you, maybe in a detrimental way.
This might not sound too positive, but this is my view on it I guess.
Don't forget to help yourself too, it's easier helping others if you're not all the way at the bottom.

Yup, I'm slow, really slow.
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>>731113168
I though that at first, but its close enough.
Another good idea to.
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Well I cant fucking sleep
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>>731113387
you know that juvia can't really fucking do anything and his real purpose on these threads is to erp
reminds me why i usually steer clear of night threads
its fucking cancer is what it is
I'm not a fucking cancer enabler
Neither of you are master or pet
There is no such thing as an online relationship
And finally
>her
>>731113616
Dude. This is clearly a waifu thread
There's a place that will accept and condone your roleplaying
Here you go
>>>/trash/9086276
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>>731111728
He can still lie. And he wasnt perfect when he said that slander.
>>731111880
>what is kuudere
>>731112388
Will agree there.
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Well, I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone.
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Wew
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>>731114010
>implying kuuderes are all reis
Rei is turbo garbo
Like how Rory is Garbo because she's a generic Gothic loli
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WHEN WILL THIS TERRIBLE ARC END
PLS LINK IT
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With the endless 8
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>>731113387
You shouldn't feel bad about it, it's best if we just get past it.
Just be your normal cheery self and things will be fine, i promise.
Well I'm glad you posted here. One mistake does not out way all the good you bring. I'm happy as long as you be yourself
No i wasn't, it was wrong of me to not let anyone pet you. Let me know who you'd like to recive head pats from other than me and I'll try and make it work ok?
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>>731113616
>agreed
>no...
Well that's good. Do anything on your day off?
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>>731114119
Nights green haired cute China dress girl claimer
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>>731114453
If you want to rp
>>>/trash/9086276
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>>731114453
> Maybe it will clear up later
> You sure~?
Just kinda lazed around and played Dark souls 3.
What about you?
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>>731114841
Fuck off faggot
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>>731113765
Something troubling you?
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This is my waifu
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I've never posted in one of these threads because I always thought they were super gay and I have had no waifu to claim

But I've been watching a show that I really am enjoying and oops I fell in love with a cartoon character

so I claim Sucy Manbavaran

What happened to me, what have I become
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>>731115071
Yeah, but already ranted in earlier threads.
>>731115094
I think you might like Jeffery Starr more.
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Post whatever you're currently listening to.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk2icZ-0HUM
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>>731114841
>one can only hope
>yes I'm sure!
Sounds like a good sunday to me. Pretty much did the same except i didn't play dark souls 3.
>>731115173
It happens
How are you?
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>>731115173
Same shit happened to me when I saw youjo senki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akBq5IM0EMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7cPUez_7v8
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>>731115191
Ah take it easy brah, we're here for ya

>>731115204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eebzVpqm7-s
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>>731115173
ANON
LEAVE BEFORE THEY GET YOU
OR AT LEAST SHITPOST ANONYMOUSLY
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>>731115173
It's all downhill from here
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>>731115204
https://youtu.be/LGddm-hw-Xc
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>>731115071
>>731115379
Its just family drama shit to be honest.
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>>731115379
>>731115283
>>731114841
>>731113387

Holy fuck get on with the foreplay

This is boring as fuck.
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Hello everyone

>Snek claim
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>>731115525
have a good fap, see if that helps you sleep
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>>731115564
>don't erp
>do erp
Now I'm confused
>>731115644
>dubs
Hello snek
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>>731112369
>>731113387
Oh, I also forgot to add in about the computer thing. Sorry, my brain is up in smoke right now.
But I could see why the computer had a floppy bay drive. Maybe the company manufactured if for someone who really likes computers and he wanted to be able to run some old nostalgic things. Err, can you do that? I don't know much about computers unfortunately. Well, some, but I bet you know more than me.

>>731113639
Shower steam is nice, except when you turn the water up really high and it feels good until the steam is too much and you can't really breath so you have to get out.
Maybe it's just the small ceiling, though, and the fan won't work half the time. All that hot air is rough sometimes.
Now this almost sounds like secret talk. It's not though, but that would be pretty cool to be like a CIA person or something.

>>731113671
Yeah, but then that stuff goes on a record. I don't want that to happen.
I know I shouldn't, but you have to get it prescribed right? Not only that, but I don't know if I could control myself with medication.
I know I've been changing, but I've been trying not to change as much as I can. I like who I am... well, not really, but I like it the most out of all the other options. And I'm scared to try and actively change.
People at the bottom need the help the most, so I don't mind being down there.

>>731114005
Thank you for your opinion, and thank you for contributing to the thread.

>>731114453
I... I can't not though. It just hurts. It hurts in my head and there's a hurt in my chest.
I'll... I'll try okay? I will. I promised.
Thanks for saying that. I know you're right. You're always right.
If you say that then it must be true, but I don't think I deserve any head pats, at the very least for a long time, and I don't think I should decide who they're from. That's not what a good pet would want.

>>731115204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8a-PxaNUk
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>>731115517
Quality

>>731115525
Sorry to hear that
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>>731115071
What have we here~?

>>731115204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oZ2IqD0VRE
I'm cancer i know.

>>731115283
> Hmmm alright if you say so~
> Tempting me with sexy towel pic
Yeah but it just went by too fast ya know?
What did you play?
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>>731115925
Juvia! how you doing ?
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>>731115925
If you're gonna fucking be faggots just get it out your system now.
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>>731116063
Ho hoo look who it is~!
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>>731116100
2 dubs in a row deserve lewd
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>>731115997
Oh hey its this nerd.
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She is my wife
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>>731116182
Oh god it's Titties, thought you died
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>>731115993
Hiya Kanna.

>>731116103
> Implying it ever fully gets out

>>731116131
How are you~?
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>>731114131
Lad
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>>731115993
That's true.
>>731115204
Metal is the ONLY way to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXjEXsA2w4
>>731115437
It's to late already.
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What's not to love about this guy.
He is best character after all
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>>731115993
I love it. I prefer the cold more but hot air is nice too. Are you working with the CIA?
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>>731116173
Woah now snek boobers
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>>731116173
Kys
It's only trips
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>>731116752
Thx Tomo,show some you too
>>731116876
Just excuses to lewd,stfu and enjoy
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>>731115993
Just don't worry about it, you've been forgiven, so let's just move on ok? Please?
I'm not always right, i make mistakes like everyone else
Trust me soon enough you'll earn you head pats back.
Well let's start off with just hanako for now and we'll go from there. How does that sound
>>731116063
>i don't!...pervert
>it is not!
Indeed it did.
I was playing left 4 dead 2
>>731116100
>dubs
I'm doing good snek!
I haven't seen you in so long!
How are you?
>>731116173
Snek lewds!
My favorite kind
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>>731114138
Your Kurumi / Ran is showing.
>>731114408
But I do agree with you on some things.
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Goodnight everyone, take care.

>>731115204
>In love with a ghost
Nice, I like it.

Listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iovg8qN5KcM

>>731115379
Mastodon is pretty neat.

>>731115993
I never really had a choice, got thrown in the system when I was pretty young. It's definitely best if you can handle it yourself.
Yeah, you need them prescribed. Medicine isn't for everyone, I have very mixed feelings about them myself.
Baby steps, you don't change overnight. You can slowly work on improving yourself.
It's easier helping the ones on the bottom when you're not too far down the pit yourself.
>Abyss Watchers
Coolest boss I've done in that game till now.
I'm off to bed, take care Kanna, see you around.
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>>731117010
Meh ,kinda depresed but who isnt here?
Yeah I didnt come to /b/ in a cuple of months
Glad you are alright
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>>731116329
Tired and hungry, you?
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>>731117006
I'm gonna put the foot down and say you need to stop lewding you fucking snake of society, begone!
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>>731117006
im not a furry and i do not enjoy low quality pics
>>731117010
you like low quality pictures?
>>731117324
sorry not either of those.
its just a fact that rory is as generic as tuuka
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>>731117006
Nah nah nah
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>>731117363
True
Any reason why?
I missed you.
>>731117482
I mean I'll take snek lewds as they come.
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>>731117387
;-; but Tanya I like you ;-;
>>731117585
>>731117482
Sorry old pic I didnt notice the low quality i beg you pardon,this should please you
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>>731117010
> Hey i understand, you just can't admit it right now~
> Sure was
Oh cool, i've never played it but it looks like a lot of fun.

>>731117385
Tired and dreading work tomorrow.
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>>731117873
that shits still low quality as fuck
learn how to save images
>>731117818
how can you fap to something so blurry
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Bout to take this anyone in?
http://meme-magic-agency.com/redpill/
>>731117873
Maybe a bit to much
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>>731117818
Girls mostly,they dont like snek so much...
>>731118057
Im fucking retarded please show me the optimal way
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>>731117873
Its ok snek I dont need lewds
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>>731116329
Hi Hanako. Sorry I missed you, busy with a lot of stuff.
How are you doing today?

>>731116367
Which part?
I'm joking, it's all true I think.

>>731116683
It's nice but passing out in the shower isn't as nice.
Cold air is better I think but it depends on the situation. Plus I think if you're hot, then cool air is one of the best solutions. But if you're cold, a warm or hot breeze might not help that much. If it's not in a room, it goes away too fast.
No, but if they're watching me right now I'll take a job. Even janitor, I don't mind.

>>731117010
I'll try, I really will, I promise. But you're the one you shouldn't worry. I did the wrongdoing, and I'll deal with it or I won't. Please please please don't worry. You're too good for that.
Even if you did, you'd admit to making them and move on.
If you say so Juvia, just please don't do it because you feel you have to.
If that is what you wish then it's what I want too. That sounds alright.

>>731117339
Thank you, Taiga. I hope you sleep well, Sweet dreams.
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Hello
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>>731118541
hello again yuuki
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>>731117917
Literally same, but at least tomorrow is my friday

>>731118541
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im back hey everyone
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>>731118613
What's up

>>731118648
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>731118719
Welcome back
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>>731118811
ty fam
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>>731118719
Hello

>>731118753
WUZ GUD NIGGA???
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Seems about right....
>Tanya
>>731118466
What do ya mean what part?
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>>731118466
That's alright, no worries.
I'm pretty good. How are you?

>>731118613
Heya Shinobu.

>>731118648
Oh sweet.

>>731118541
Hi Yuuki.
>>
>>731118901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgk4Cd7h6ak
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>>731118083
im a veteran of the meme war
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>>731118901
I suck at Rocket League!

>>731118995
How's it going Hanako?
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This is datamining
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>>731118753
nothin, how was the study session?

>>731118995
hey hanako
>>
>>731117917
>i won't admit it cause it's not true!
>no it wasn't! You're just a pervert!
It's better when you can play with other people but it's still fun alone
>>731118057
Well i don't really fap, i just enjoy them.
>>731118368
How could they not
Snek is best girl
>>731118466
>dubs
That's all i can ask of you is to try.
Hey, you admited to yours did, didn't you?
I'm doing this because i don't want to go through something like this again.
Alright well why don't you go and tell him?
But no head pats till tomorrow.
>>
Claimed.
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>>731119194
Hi
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>>731118995
I MIGHT be drinking.. We'll see

>>731119078
What else is new?

>>731119148
Oh hi Shinobu
>>
>>731119176
You can't enjoy lewds without touching yourself, moron.
there's no artistic value.
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>>731119029
Posted my results here>>731118927
>>731119147
I honestly just put in the average US household amount for that one.
>>731119194
:awoo: Best steam emote
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>>731119148
Taking a break, I was working on a note sheet for my data structures exam

>>731119256
I can't carry people, my friend is kind of new and wanted to play ranked, but I just can't 1v3 a team
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>>731119256
heya yuno
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I should be asleep . . .

>>731119147
They mined my random numbers? :(

>>731118083
>
>>
>>731119324
:thinking:
>>731119252
Hi, baby ~
>>731118995
Fried cutie
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>>731119570
How have you been mama. Been a bit since I saw you.
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>>731119498
go asleep so i can claim my waifu
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>>731119431
Why ranked?

>>731119447
How are ya?
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>>731119783
I've no idea, I dropped from gold...
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>>731119669
Yes, sorry about that, teehee!
I've been a bit busy at my coding firm, sorry honey~!
Also I'm a bit tired. Thought I might pop in before I go to bed!
How are you? Are you thirsty?
>>731119783
Anne no nikki > mirai nikki
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In 29 mins the vid I started uploading some time ago is gonna be done and ya'll are gonna see a game that has not been released yet.
(Game currently in closed alpha)
>>731119498
You need some more redpillz in your diet.
>>731119570
:emofdr:
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>>731119078
Pretty good, just trying to enjoy the night before work tomorrow. How about you?

>>731119148
> Pats
How are you?

>>731119176
> You're just too embarrassed to admit it~
> You may have a point there..
Were you playing with people?

>>731119256
That'd be nice. If you do, what will you have?

>>731119570
Thicc cutie
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>>731119903
Rip Yuuki's rank

>YouKnow

>>731119949
>
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>>731119783
eh, im alright i guess, ive got a bit of a toothache from 1 of my wisdom teeth being a bitch
how are you?
>>
>>731120021
see
>>731120032
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>>731117482
Well, you do you.
>>731118542
Be thankful I agree at all :^)
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>>731119949
Coding firm sounds like good work. It is nice to see you mama. Im tired myself. Hardly got any sleep. Heh maybe some other time mama
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>>731118901
whus poppin B
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>>731120021
Ah, work is always a drag. I've been working on exam stuff, studying for exams...

>>731120030
Yeah, but it shouldn't be too hard to climb back
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>>731120021
Some of father's whiskey.. I'm aiming for Jack Daniels since it's never been touched

>>731120032
Have a bit of a headache and my right side of my back still bothers me from my car accident injury recovery

>>731120328
Food, Jojo, Etc
You?
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>>731120328
Tfw no qt trap to dominate

good evening all
>>
Well, goodnight my children! I'm going to my wolf den to sleep!

>>731120030
I'm kidding.
I haven't watched either, just wanted an excuse to talk to you. Too bad I got to sleep
All I know is that one is about Anne Frank.
>>731120021
>hugs
But you're cuter
>>731120319
Well I'll see you in the morning, sweetie~
I'm going to bed

>plants a kiss on your soft lips
Goodnight ~
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>>731119270
Sure you can. I don't have to fap to every lewd, that's ridiculous.
But i can enjoy a nice pair of anime tiddies, right?
>>731120021
>i am not!
>i know i do~
No, I'm on console, specifically 360 and need to go buy live.
>>731120431
Hello love
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>>731120375
>having to take whiskey from others
Damn pleb :^)
>>
>>731120502
>kisses hello
You still need to join discord
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hmm
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>>731120370
There ya go, speaking of which.. gotta carry some friends in OW

>>731120460
Sleep well then

>>731120524
Excuse me for not having disposable income
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>>731120460
Goodnight mama. Ill be here.
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>>731118541
Hi again Yukki.
How are you doing now? Did you study well or did you go off to do something else...? Sorry I'm so forgetful.

>>731118927
Sorry, I worded it pretty wrong. I meant more like everything was true. I am thinking you meant the floppy disc thing was in case someone wanted to be nostalgic, but also, that it was true that you were better at computers than me. In essence, everything I had said was true, not just floppy disc thing.
I've probably worded this wrong again, but if you don't get it then don't worry about it, it probably doesn't make any sense.

>>731118995
Tired, hungry, and sad. But still going, you know? Haven't left do really do anything except fix the stupid internet which is still out because I suck. Other than that, might try some Metal Gear V today but I'll probably save it for tomorrow. Never played one before.
Glad to hear you're doing good though. Did today go okay?
A-also... Juvia says that y-you can... can give me head pats starting tomorrow, okay? At least, I think starting tomorrow, but I d-don't know for sure, so please be careful. I don't want anything bad to happen because of me.
You shouldn't though... I'm not worth them.

>>731119176
I admitted to what I did, yes. But I still did it. There's making a mistake you didn't know about and then there's doing something someone told you not to. You'd only ever do the first one. I did the second one.
But I don't want to either... and if I don't t-talk to you anymore, then it can't happen again, right? I can't ever hurt you again if that's true.
O-okay, but what if he says something to me... What if I do something wrong? I don't want that to happen.

>>731120431
Hi Tali. I hope you're well.

>>731120460
Good night, Wolf Lady.
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>>731120375
oh? when were you in an accident?

>>731120431
hey tali
>>
>>731120654
That sounds like a personal problem tbqh fam.
>>
What extensions do you guys use?
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>>731120725
Few weeks ago, some dumbass rear ended me on a fucking red light

>>731120734
I will fly to aus and slap your ass
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>>731120724
I am doing the best i have in a long time tbh
>>731120725
*Pats head* hello sorry no doughnuts
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>>731120837
Clover
>>731120858
Do it faggot
>>
>>731120858

>I will fly to aus and slap your ass
Sexy
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>>731120032
>>731120082
I know that feel..
I'm alright.

>>731120370
When are the exams?

>>731120375
Well hopefully he'll let you have some, especially since it's been there a
while.

>>731120431
> Hug

>>731120460
Not at all~ Goodnight.


>>731120502
> Then say it~
> And you wouldn't have it any other way~
Ahh, well that sucks.
>>
>>731120837
download manager, improved tube. can't think of any others
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>>731120895
Trips for those sweet lewds
>>
>>731120963
Reroll
>>
>>731120502
How so?
I had a lewd that was mildly artistic. Had symbolism and all. Was a loli getting fucked holding a cherry
One can perceive this as criticism on the Western promiscuity of teens. The cherry could symbolize her innocence getting taken.
But those snek lewds. Not artistic at all. Purely erotic
>>
>>731120983
Damn
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>>731120963
Im asking quads now due to high demand.
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>>731120724
I see now.
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>>731120858
damn that sucks

>>731120877
thats ok, i went to the store today and got some

>>731120940
need to get 3 of my wisdom teeth taken out, not looking forward to it
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Claimed
>>
>>731121017
I'm gonna fly to AU and fuck your twink ass
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>>731120654
Godspeed my son, play Roadhog

>>731120724
I'm heading to sleep once the thread caps probably. I'm done studying for the night, gonna pick it up in the morning. How about you?

>>731120940
First one is on Thursday, all four of mine are on thursday and friday
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>>731120895
I fucking will

>>731120925
And it will be kinky

>>731120940
Yup

>>731121017
Rollin de blunt

>>731121066
Yeah but all this is said and done, now Im waiting for my settlement check
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>>731121066
>wisdoms
I feel you on that. Had 4 molars and 2 wisdoms taken out due to an abcess. Shit was painful.
>>731121157
Trust me, Im far from a twink.
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>>731121155
Nice.
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>>731121179
Dude yesterday I was playing elimination
>Play roadhog
>Hook
>Shotgun to the face
>Mfw
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>>731120502
360 is old. You should invest on a good PC.
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>>731121194
Wow. Second time in 24 hours.
>>731121192
You fuckin better.
>>
>>731121194
>>731121196
nice try fbi
>>
>>731121017
1/1000
>>731120940
>kiss
check discord
>>731121192
>kinky
Even better to be desu
>>731121066
I was kinda hoping you would be sad/mad/dissapointed
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>>731121261
It's such a fun champion.
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>>731119702
Oh, you're the night shift?
Well, I'm nearly asleep, so go right ahead.
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>>731110704
for fuck sake enough with this shit
>>
>>731121419
No you fucking newfag
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>>731120877
I'm happy to hear that. Been busy or just stressed, or don't want to talk about it?
How was your day today?

>>731121061
Again, sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not a very good writer, eheh.

>>731121066
Sorry to butt in, but 3 wisdom teeth getting taken out sounds horrible. Will you have anesthetic? Either way, I hope it goes well and you feel better.

>>731121179
Alright, if I don't see you then have good night and sweet dreams.
Sounds like you worked hard, so good job!
I'm doing not so good still, but I'm not giving up. That's all I can really do.
>>
>>731121522
Stress mostly but things are working out and i should have my own place here soon. Plus a raise.
>tali
>>
>>731121261
roadhog is best hero

>>731121340
nope

~shinobu
>>
About 3 mins left until the upload is done.
>>731121522
It's all good fam
>Tanya
>>
>>731121301
Where you at nigga, we gon get kinky af

>YouKnow
>>
>>731121637
Well then what am i supposed to do with these!?!?
>throws donut box
Tali~~
>>
>>731121522
Well good luck my dude!

>Yuuki
>>
>>731120604
I have a plan for my 1 year.
>but it's a secret.
>>731120724
The first step to fixing a mistake is admitting that you made one.
But i don't want you to stop talking to me. You're still one of my favorite people on here so you'd hurt me more by leaving than staying and working things out.
You won't do anything wrong. Just simply say I'm ok with it.
>>731120940
>no! Cause it's not true!
>y-yeah welll... whatever...
Yeah it does.
>>731121005
I get what you're saying, Yeah they're purely erotic but i don't feel am absolute urge to fap. It's like seeing a nice pair of breasts in public. I don't want to fap but i can appreciate how nice they are.
>>731121276
I haven't bought a new game in almost a year let alone invest in something like a pc.
But maybe one day

>juvia
>>
Ah fuck video is processing here is the link anyways i'm tired af.
https://youtu.be/VdeHlWyBFlk
>Tanya
Game is called total war arena currently in closed alpha, fun af 10 vs 10 team strat game
>>
>>731121339
Im not even a Yankee
>>731121340
Wha?
>>731121736
Im in the capital. You gotta find me though.

>Rory claimer
>>
>>731122226
>>731122226
>>731122226
>>
>>731122256
Literally fuck you
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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