Roast me

Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?

>>731103955
You hair is shit.

>>731104297
My hair gets me nudes on kik xd

you look like the inside of a pocket pussy

Your skin is free of blemishes and you look alright, just a tad pale

>>731103955
Your hair is stupid, you overly pale motherfucker.

If me and a second dude were there we'd roast you. Spitroast I mean.

Lol what's wrong with being pale

>>731104153
>her

>>731103955
You look like a gay, ginger Pepe attached to a naked mole rat

>>731104689
Tall, pale and handsome? Wait, no, I've never heard anyone say that, better than skin cancer I guess though

Post a picture of your asshole and one of your dick

>>731103955
This is the story of Bob, the cave cricket. He was magically transformed into a human by a wizard. He still fears the bats.

You look like a trap, and traps are gay

>>731103955
tbh youre pretty cute

I'm not trap faggot

>>731103955
You look kinda fem and are pretty damn pale but overall not bad. Get some sunlight and lift and you'll be doing well.

Also anon I don't lift weights but I work roofing. Once it's summer vacation I'll get bigger and tan as usual

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>>731103955
If you were any paler you'd have a refractive index.

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>>731105314
are you gay/bi/straight?

Lol I do not look like that nigger

I'm straight boy but ig I got the kinda femboy look some girls like that also git gud faggot

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>>731105488

I don't even look like him u suck at roasting

OP is obviously too beautiful to roast, give us something else, lame hobbies etc?

I play clash royale

>>731106118
Wtf is that?

>>731106183
Autism

getcho ol lucas vercetti ron weasley nerdy ass kid from recess out. ol peice of paper with no soul head ass. ol voldemort found BOSLEY head ass. bitch looks like there was a tornado on his eyebrows and his hair line waas tryna evacuate. ol my mom cut my hair yesterday head ass. dudes mom picks out his clothes every morning and gives him lunch money broke boy head ass. this the kid that got picked on for school because he blended in with the white ass walls so he grew his hair out head ass. boy looks like a cast member from american pie: bandcamp head ass

>>731106458
Someone is mad I said nigger oops

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You sure?

>>731106592
OH NOOOOO GOT HIS ASS! BUMP!!
>>731106458
and na im white i just think nigger roasts are funny af

>>731104419
>My hair gets me nudes on kik xd

From 45 year old dudes with stock photos of tits. You're literally only attractive to male pedophiles, my man.

>>731103955
why does your hairstyle look like a rolled up cinnamon bun ??

why does it look like you are wearing a beannie made out of hay ?

>>731106380
Is this you op? I mean, it's alright and all, a bit cringy, certainly not worthy of showing to people, nice garden though

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>>731103955
Your so insecure about your appearance that you post a random picture on /b/ and tell other anons to roast it for the keks and to feel better about your own pathetic existence.

>>731106779
100% tru bro

>>731106592
U got me nigger

>>731106569
>>731106706
meant to tag u in this one^

>>731106458
siiiiiiick burns yO

>>731107144
Prob same anon that posted it

>>731106753
Ye I just thought it was cool I learned to backflip not 2 long ago

>>731106716
U trynna doubt me ?

Bye anons going to school

>>731107380
No, I'm trying to get your nudes, fuckboy. Show me that tight little hairless boipucci.

>>731107913
Okay I got a fat bush sorry

>>731108269
That's fine - daddy can shave you.

>>731107344
>Ye I just thought it was cool I learned to backflip not 2 long ago

Are you literally 13?