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Anyone get this as not a fucking icon just now before 404 lmao.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Anyone get this as not a fucking icon just now before 404 lmao.
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hot slut nice post
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Nah for me its 5/01/17 so this must be fake
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is this the same femanon?
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>>731091235
don't say I never did anything nice for you OP
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>>731091363
Trash 404d just as she posted pussy
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>>731091425
i missed out on most of those pics...mind dumping them?
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>>731091425
You're a nice fella anon
This goes well with my wings
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Dump?
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>>731091393
Perfect breasts
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On that note here is my pussy for you doodles

-femanon who got called a trap at the end
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>>731091235
mm, needs more sharpie.
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>>731091235
sure did, you're welcome bruddy
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>>731091521
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>>731091612
r u the femanon in this thread op was talking about? or the other (adolf)
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>>731091612
how is new zealand? how is your faggot bf doing?
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>>731091713
Adolf. The weight loss one
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>>731091612
Moar
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>>731091612
thred died before reply:

squats and ab work is fine for muscle tone, but if you're aiming for fat burning you want more aerobic exercise. things that actually get your blood pumping and you breathing hard for an extended period.

walking every day and horsing around is way better than nothing tho, if you can commit to it
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>>731091612
did you have any other nudes?
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>>731091612
post your butthole please.
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>>731091761
post hitler tits
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>>731091848
she has hella nudes but they're nasty af trust me
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>>731091980
where they is bruh
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>>731091847
I'm so bad at this lol. Thanks anon. The fact I'm super unfit isn't helpful.
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>>731092100
post more nudes please.
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>>731092100
anytime adolf

I'm not exactly fit myself, worked hard and lost weight and got fit 5 years ago and I've gone up about 4 pant sizes since then.

worth it tho, I fucking love cheese and beer
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>>731091612
Post pics licking nips pls
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>>731091980
Nasty? Gotta assume you're one of the couple of creepers that follows me just to insult me. Grow up, dude.
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>>731092246
Oh god it's so easy to give in to that sort of stuff. Cheese is my shit, but I've cut down heaps. I feel you dude.
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>>731092260
Don't mind me saying, those are some nice boobs.
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>>731091612
>no timestamp
riiiiiiight
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>>731092246
let me see your ass
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>>731092451
I wasn't timestamping to begin with kek
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>>731092260
yes, nasty. how in the FUCK would i follow someone on an anonymous site? no, it's because you keep trying to hijack everyone else's threads. if you were to make your own thread, i'd never enter it because i fucking hate you. stop trying to siphon attention off of other people, that's depressingly pathetic
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>>731092543
show your butthole
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>>731092543
And that's the problem.
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>>731092543
i love ur pussy but if u culd can u stick a sharpie up ur butt with timestamp pls?
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>>731092407
the worst part: it gets harder as you get older.
to maintain weight, you have to keep cutting back. it's neverending.

>>731092431
ikr? grade-A knockers

>>731092451
here have a current timestamp
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>>731092260
damn nice titties. i love bumpy nips.
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PC guy from original thread

Any other changes i should make?

Case - Raidmax Vortex V5
Additional Case Fans - No Additional Fans
Noise Reduction - Noise Reduction Level 1 - Optimize Fans
Internal Lighting - [FREE] Ironside RGB LED Strip
AMD Processor - AMD Ryzen 5 1400 3.2GHz (Quad Core)
CPU Cooling - COOLER MASTER Hyper 212 Plus
Thermal Compound - Standard Thermal Compound
PC Liquid Coolant - *Requires Iron Tundra Liquid Cooling Systems
Liquid Coolant Refill Bottle - *Requires Iron Tundra Liquid Cooling Systems
AMD Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-AB350M-HD3 [Crossfire]
Memory - 16GB (2x8GB) DDR4 2133Mhz
Primary Hard Drive - 1TB
Secondary Hard Drive - 128GB Ironside Titanium Series SSD
Optical Drive - None
Graphics Card - Radeon RX 480 8GB
Power Supply - [Modular] Corsair RMx Series RM650x 650 Watt 80 Plus Gold
Operating System - Windows 10 64 Bit
Networking - Internal Wireless AC 867Mbps
Sound Card - Integrated HD Audio
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>>731092693
Oh shit it's you! What's going on?
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>>731092731
Just ask /g/?
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>>731092693
post your butthole
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>>731092942
tried noone answered :(
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>>731092547
Hmmm you could just ignore me, kid. Instead you go out of your way to try abd put me down. Well guess what love? I'm getting laid every night and have been for 7 years. I camwhore for fun, not compliments. If someone is fake or not delivering I'll jump in for some entertainment. Now kindly stop talking. You're as annoying as girls that don't stop talking about random shit during sex.


>>731092641
Here. This bra makes them look sloppy kek
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>>731092543
Now that is pretty!
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>>731092983
not her but here, have a butthole
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>>731093148
that is a very nice one. Got more?
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>>731093148
That is a weird photo dude
At least I shaved in that one
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>>731092693
MOOOOOOOOLE...

>>731093073
Nice tits though.
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>>731093298
weird? i'd love to fuck em.
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>>731093298
Sorry babe, just grabbed the first butthole pic I saw
here, have a different one
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>>731093321
Oh i know isn't it hideous??
I cover it with a choker most days.
The source of my primary school bullying.

"When you walk through fields, moles pop out from the ground and start singing 'We are family."
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>>731093073
kik?
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>>731093441
keep em comin
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>>731093472
what an ass, please show more.
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So gorgeous!
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>>731093472
Damn, do you rate dicks
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>>731093552
Peekaboo

>>731093635
I'm not opposed to doing that, but I'm more physically attracted to females.
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>>731093509
not much of a butthole guy myself, but one last one for you.
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>>731093740
Do you get the dick nightly or are you with a girl
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That ass is amazing, show us it with the panties off?
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>>731093740
Oh hey it's you, how's the snail?
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>>731093740
post butthole
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http://us.to/1NJ1
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>>731093776
This flusters me. Why do i look smaller there?! Could swear I was like 75kg

>>731093852
Dick. Have never dated a girl. Not sure if I would want to. We r crazy
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>>731094026
Hes much better. His operculum is growing back slowly. Dumbhead creature.
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>>731094319
sharpie in booty pipe?
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>>731094549
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>>731094319
you know as well as anyone, it's all about the angle.

every shot of you from behind with your back arched turns out amazing.
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>>731094696
is this u? if so i need biiger image pls
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>>731094542
Glad to hear it, last we chatted you had gotten a new fish.

I'm getting confuse don't with all the posts, you said you're more attracted to girls, yes?
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>>731091612
This femanon loves 3 inch cock that should get you small dick virgins nice and rowdy
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>>731094986
That's right.
I also have another new fish.

>>731094857
Better angle from the webcam too. Where did that even go in the move? Rip
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>>731095344
>>731094879
dis u?
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>>731094879
I don't think I have that one sorry anon
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>>731095344
nice dubs, top ass
where is nzl?
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>>731095530
that's ok but is it you still? so im not making seperate folders
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>>731095641
where IN nzl, i mean?
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>>731095344
angle can be pretty good regardless. the webcam was more limiting than anything else, you can get the same effect with a timer.
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>>731094879
>>731095530
here
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>>731095673
Yeah it is me. :)

I think I need to get dressed now haha. Stuff to do

>>731095710
South somewhere

>>731095712
Valid point, like dis one
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>>731095712
>>731095344
Come to think of it I may have wished you a happy birthday. Was it a birthday present?

Also taking requests or are these old
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>>731096089
I just took them but im about to head off for the day

And probably. My bday was a week ago lol
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>>731096200
By "probably" I mean he probably counted it as one. $25 fish
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>>731096072
damn shame. you have an awesome body type and good taste in lingerie.
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>>731096200
happy birthday for last week adolf, hope it was a good tiem

see you soon probably
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>>731096320
>>731096200
Ah damn, well have a good day then, I miss chatting about pets lol

What kind of fish what's it? I mean I can spend $25 on too, usually sushi lol
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>>731096441
Is that you posting pics of her or is that pic if you
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>>731096436
Im waiting to be able to fit this atm heh

>>731096495
Goldfish. She's solely to entertain my horny boys.

>>731096441
It was alright. Quiet, uneventful. <3
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>>731096559
it is an anon posting pics of her

>>731096650
>buying your pet fish a concubine
you spoil your pets
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>>731096650
Pls pose in this

>entertain my horny boys
Lol boy fish you mean? Slut.
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>>731096650
tight, how much you got left to lose?
taurean here too, we struggle with life's little pleasures
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>>731096870
Lmfao yes, my boy fish. They're always horny.

>>731096821
You have no idea. All my fish r having sex.

>>731097037
Total? 14kgish. For that outfit? Pbb 5.
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>>731097174
Who givin u da pipe tho
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>>731097174
How does one tell if a fish is horny? I'm fascinated
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>>731097492
He smashes his nose into the belly of the female to try and push her eggs out so he can jizz all over them.

>>731097439
Pipe? Wot
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>>731097636
And his new whore
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>>731097636
cant you just dump caviar or something in there for him to jizz over? whypay for a whore when a fleshlight will work just as well?
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>>731097758
Wouldnt caviar be more pricey? He can bone this girl for life

My phone is dying
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>>731097174
good luck. i'm a skinny little fuck and the way i do it is i just enjoy the feeling of being hungry. wake up, drink a coffee, eat 2 pieces of toast at about 2.30, then eat dinner about 6.30. i do fuck all exercise and don't put on weight.

why has the bottom cupboard got a lock on it?
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>>731097902
I assume its pricey but you'd only need a little each time, he cant jizz that much right? one small tin would last forever
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>>731098004
>why has the bottom cupboard got a lock on it?
dude we do not talk about the sexcupboard
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>>731093073
wtf is wrong wit your nipples ew
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>>731098140
maybe YOU don't talk about the sexcupboard
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>>731098143
you have to pay like $500 per nip to get extra texture added like these babies. it really helps with the grip in wet weather
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>>731098143
>virgin
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>>731098143
Faggot

>>731097636
It's funny how similar my mating ritual and the fish's is.
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>>731098316
are you seriously trying to pass this off as an attractive or desirable nipple?
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>>731098723
honestly? I really like em

different strokes for different folks though anon, you are free to your terrible opinions
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>>731098316
I would suck the fucking shit out of that nipple!
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>>731098723
speak for yourself, i like bumpy nipples
the feel better in your mouth than smooth skin and you can tell when they're getting hard. on top of that, the whole areola firms up instead of just the nipple
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>>731098913
Your titties are baller as fuck. Those are my stroke.
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>>731098913
lol you think that wart fest you call a nipple is hot? no wonder your on /b trying to get these fat retards to oogle over your deformed tits. no real men want you
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>>731098143
They have nipple babies, problem?

>>731098004
It has a lock because the bf slapped together some timber and it pops open. Ez solution.

>>731098913
To be fair, it's the same as some people like fat chicks, some like skinny chicks. Meh

>>731098505
Mate with me

>>731099059
You're a handicap. That's not me posting my tits. I have a bf of 7 years, grow up man
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>>731099122
>mate with me
You got it. Just need to nudge your tummy with my nose. Or is it more successful if I use my penis?
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>>731099122
yea the problem is it makes me literally sick to my stomach to see nasty nipples like that. and the bitch has the audacity to think its a good look. she needs surgery to fix them nasty little train wrecks of nipples she has
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>>731098072
On the contrary the jizz of the male fish has to completely smother the eggs in order to fertilize them.
I've never seen him jizz but I'm pretty sure it's endless. He bumps her with his face about 6 times a day, plus the other fat female however many times on top of that.

>>731099401
Why not try both? Ya never know, maybe you'll get two for one.

My phone died tho so I can't take any more pics. rip
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>>731099482
Dude. Read again. I'm not the one saying anything positive or negative about my nipples. They are what they are, but you bitching about them isn't gonna change that. You don't like 'em, that's cool man. But they're completely normal and natural, not deformed or abnormal. I would prefer a smooth areola with a pronounced nipple but we're born with what we're born with.

Don't you dare insult me with incorrect information. I have never once stated whether my body is good or not. It's a body. Some like it, some don't. No big deal.
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>>731099122
that's not as fun as a sexcupboard..
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>>731099670
Well fine, I'll store my 9 inch pink dildo in there just for you.
I hope nobody opens it...
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>>731099646
i like your nipples but id really like to see your finger in your butt
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>>731099729
kek. My phone died :( Maybe pictureanon will have something like that. If he's still here...
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>>731099729
Her phone died son

>>731099488
Sweet, first I'll bump you with nose, then dick, then run from the police because I just molested you while you were in line at a coffee place
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>>731099837
I don't think it's possible to molest me. I rip my tits out and literally rub them on my bf randomly just for laughs.
Can't molest the unmolestable.
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>>731099794
with your blessing, sure

>>731099729
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>>731099702
9inches sounds impressive, but how girthy is it?
life's all about the girth mate
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>>731099729
lol her asshole is probably as bumpy. Im gonna turn this bitch's nipples into stars of /b and post the shit out of her nipples ad nauseam . andy sixx style
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looks like she's still posting
>>731099768
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>>731100069
My asshole is fucking fantastic mate.

At least, when I shave it.
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>>731100069
Careful, your autism is showing

>>731099956
>unmolestable
Yeah, challenge accepted. First one to throw in the towel...I guess gets to claim to be molested lol

Charge your phone plz
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>>731100008
or going wayyyy back
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>>731100053
My phone has 2% so ill use it to show you

Havent measured it tbh but its kinda big

This was when my cat rubbed her whore fur all over it
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>>731100309
very nice.
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>>731100309
105 lbs... ahhh good times.

>>731100305
it's getting there! slowly.

Fine. It's on like donkey kong biatch
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>>731100424
the fuck is it with you and sexualising your pets
>whoregoldfish
>dildocat
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>>731100424
acceptable and good curvature. it's actually shaped a lot like my dick.

1) can you get it balls deep?
2) do you squirt?
3) do you like dick pics?
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>>731100309
even if you tend to like females more, even try anal?
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>>731100555
I don't sexualize them. I had it on my desk, she came up for pats and decided it was a good smooch spot. Super stupid.

Call the goldfish a whore in a joking way. She's my new bb and I shall name her Buttons.

>>731100594
1) Just about, yes
2) I have squirted, but it rarely happens so I would lean more towards "no"
3) They're ok I guess. As long as they aren't getting sent to me at midnight without talking to me at all.

>>731100665
I have done anal a few times. I have a tailplug even. It's alright, but vaginal is my jam.
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>>731100514
The fact that you switch between kgs and lbs is impressive. I'll have to switch between inches and cms when I talk about my dick poking you.
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>>731100796
>As long as they aren't getting sent to me at midnight without talking to me at all.

Time to molest you on snap chat
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>>731100901
When you talk to americans all the time, you adapt.

Also no, no. Stick to inches. Cm sounds really small for some reason.

>My comet goldfish is 7 inches
>My comet goldfish is 17cm

Hmm.
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>>731100796
hot. my ex had never squirted before we gto together, and i'd never had another girl squirt either. it was a nice surprise for both of us. we got pretty good at it if you want any tips!

can you rate my dick?
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>>731101042
Dude you have no idea.
I was lying in bed one night at about 11pm and I got a snap from someone I met on here. He had previously just been talking about like cats n dogs n shit and all of a sudden it's just a damn dick pointing at the ceiling in the dark.

Hmmmmmmm.

>>731101103
Honestly I'd rather not soak the bed. I'm okay with just losing myself in a regular orgasm.

And sure!
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>>731100796
Hey femanon.......fem to fem can i ask you a ?
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>>731101389
Go for it, potential chicky
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>>731101389
tits or GTFO
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>>731101389
if you post your ass
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>>731101522
I like this better than "tits or gtfo"
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>>731101389
Gonna have to prove that

>>731101199
Oh I have an idea. My snap is was posted as a "girl". Dicks for weeks. But yeah I usually don't send dick snaps unless asked for anyway, so you and your snail are safe
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>>731101199
awesome! incoming (unless you have a better place to send it)
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>>731101697
That's terrible dude lol. I feel like it's comparable in reaction to if a chick with herpes sent unsolicited vag pics.

Muh snel is always safe. I shall protect him from the dongs.
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>>731101572
then do it!
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You should post feet
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>>731101883
No shut it was terrible. Opened five snaps, then just started blocking. My blocked list is huge.

>I shall protect him from the dongs
Now I'm imagining you as the girl in that hotdog gif lol
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>>731101199
>He had previously just been talking about like cats n dogs n shit and all of a sudden it's just a damn dick pointing at the ceiling in the dark.
shit I didn't even consider that, here was I talking about cats and dogs with you when it could have been dickpics all along
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>>731101572
No one gives a shit what you like
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>>731102104
Nows your chance. Make the most of it
(Not her btw)
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>>731102212
I... I'm the one who already posted tits n timestamp. And am the one throughout most of this thread.

>>731102104
kek pls no I've seen enough shaft hair for one lifetime

>>731102098
That works out pretty well. And damn dude. Pretty much why I had my snap under Boris with just an eyeball for my display thing. yeesh
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>>731102507
It was rough but under control. Gotta keep the dicks at bay lol
>shaft hair for one lifetime
Time to go clean shaven, the fold you
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>>731101199
rate plz
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>>731102770
Nigga pls, I'm trying to eat cheese on cruskits n now all I can think of is dickhair.

>>731102816
Looks like a cut version of my bf when it comes to shape n all that. I give it an 8, but I've never had a cut dude in my life so I dunno if it feels different.
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>>731102507
Don't stick up for retarded "femanons" if you don't wanna get caught in the crossfire.
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>>731102213
>Nows your chance. Make the most of it
I'm at work, not sure the managing director wants to see my dick tbh

>kek pls no I've seen enough shaft hair for one lifetime
alright changed my mind, dick pic incoming
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>>731102955
I just said I like the idea of ass instead of tits, sir

>>731102975
oh boy
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>>731102948
i'm not cut, i just had phimosis and a bad case of frenulum breve which tore the first time i fucked a tight girl. foreskin rolls back over when i'm soft.

thanks!
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>>731103127
>tore the first time I fucked a tight girl
>tore

>fucking dick tearing

Jesus dude that sucks to all hell. Hope it didn't affect you in any way. Looks good tho, wouldn't even know it ever tore.
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>>731102948
>Nigga pls, I'm trying to eat cheese on cruskits n now all I can think of is dickhair.
And I'm telling you I'm gonna go clean up my dong so it's presentable :3

But fuck I could go for some cheese right now
>inb4 dick cheese
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>>731102975
>>731103103
jk I'm flaccid as fuck right now no offense
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>>731103269
hurt like a bitch for sure, blood and everything
the only evidence is a little skin tag at the front where the glans meets the shaft.
fully functional penis
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>>731103331
I only get one little 54 calorie wedge of laughing cow cheese on my 2 144 calorie cruskits. I tell you this is inhumane.

Also.. clean up your dong.. All I can think of is that it's covered in underwear fuzz for some reason..
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>>731102816
>>731102816
GTFO!
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>>731103457
fuck off cunt i asked nicely
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>>731103436
Yeah calorie counting is a real pain in my ass, like Christ I know I have to but why is all the good food a million calories.

Nigga I showered, do you really want me to prove it to you
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>>731103617
No U! Take your fag ass elsewhere!
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>>731092731
Lol use nvidia and intel fgt
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