ITT: 8am in the twin towers September 11 2001

>>731073435

I just got off the Path train at WTC on my way into work on Wall St.

What a great day to be alive!

Christ I gotta shit, hope no one else is in the bathroom because I'm going to be in there a while!

>>731073756
Quit daydreaming! I need those files in by 9

Im in the fucking womb mutha fucks

fuck I hate this job sometimes I wish these buildings would collapse

>>731073435
Hey Cliff. Have you seen Courtney in Accounting today? Phew, man. she is smoking hot. I'd smash her all right.

>>731073981
Jesus I'm old.

>>731073435
Hi, guys, Have you seen Mr. Silverstein and his sons today ? I heard he bought terrorism insurance not so long ago. Like if were to be attacked here !

>>731073435
Today's the day i'll finally tell Kaitlin how I really feel about her. No one has ever proposed to someone on the roof top. Nothing can ruin this day.

>>731073435
Well, I'm not in middle management YET, but I'm seeing my superiors today and, well... fingers crossed...

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>>731073981
gtfo nigger
no underagedes

hey Jason, what is this box labeled nano-termites doing in the bathroom?

>>731073435
I am 12 and what is this.

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>>731073435
So strait?...right?

Is that a plane?

>>731074266
no, bill, that's superman.
gtf back to work I need that shipment ordered yesterday!

>>731074266
No, it's a bird you mong

>>731074216
Any idea why the boss wants us to weaken the structural integrity of the building?

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>>731074266
بالتأكيد، الكافر

>>731073435
I wonder why Satam called in sick today

wow, it was 10 years already that Mandela died in prison

>>731073435
The copy machine is busted again. Someone call IT while I go to Staples to make copies.

>>731074552
don't be a lazy faggot, ask lucy from the 8th floor to make copies for you

>>731073435
I have a baaad feeling about this

>>731074476
Yep, Rashid is out from my department too. Never trust those sandies.

>>731074420
i don't know, but he said he works for some guy in DC...

"Hey mom... yeah... fine, you? Yep, in the air right now... Shouldn't be too long before we land. Alright, I'll see you when I get there... Love you too."

>>731074266
Bill why would a plane be this close to the towers? Did you get high again?

This sucks. At least I work at the desk by the entrance so I don't have to endure those long elevator rides.

>>731073435
Shit. I left my lunch at home. Someone cover those shipments while I get it please

FUCK YOU ALL YOU NIGGERS
I'M QUITTING THIS JOB RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>731074733
but I cannot focus on it, it feels like is a hologram or something

Finally! Made it to the office on time, gonna be a good day!

I wonder if anything can melt these steel beams

>>731074814
Nonsense, Jenkins. We'll just go out for lunch today, my treat.

I fucking hate my job....sometimes I wish I could just jump out this fucking window....Some day.....some day...

>>731074877
There's nothing to worry about. Not even jet fuel could melt these steel beams.

Hello! This is my first day here. Just graduated college.

I wonder if there is any group of people I'll hate more than niggers

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>>731074877
Seth MacFarlane called, he lost his flight, he is safe, he is now on payroll

AS I FUCKING SAID, I QUIT
*exits door*
*A massive explosion*

>>731074476

You know what? Same thing with Ajer, told me "allah yusallmak". Sounded like he was at the airport though.

I just got some pretty dire insider information, guys. I sure hope we're not headed for a massive crash!

ok ive spent the last month doing that report, hopfully my wife isnt too mad i havent really seen her that much reacently but ive booked a reservation at her favorite restaurant for tonight.
i cant wait to see her

Hey guys i brought some Krispy Kremes, anybody want some?

>>731075029
check it out, Pamela Anderson on Howard Stern rigbht now

>>731075029
The sand nigger pilot driving this plane doesnt seem the brightest.

sure glad we installed those steel beams recently, ain't nobody gonna melt that

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Mister Trump on line 2 sir

Oh God, I gotta fart... like, I REALLY gotta let one out... Maybe if I cough it'll mask the noise?

*leans over*

*PBRRR-*

*HUGE ASS EXPLOSION*

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams,
But the jews who did 9/11 melted my dreams.

>>731073981
>under 18

Hey Eric, what is C4 and why the fuck are there a shitton boxes of it in the restroom?

Omg my hair looks fucked today can this day get any worse

Whoa, my new office is HUGE! And look at the view, too. Man, the perks of working this high up.

>>731074715
Why are you pretending to be in a plane while you are in the twin towers?

>>731073435

God fuckin asshole. Boss won't get off my ass. He can deadline this dick. Wish someone would just kill me now.

>>731074476
hmmmm Satam said he just got his pilots license. I wonder..........nahhhhh

GET DOWN ! A PLANE !

Fuck windows 98 why didn't we update to NT yet? This thing is going to make me want to jump out the window.

>>731075662
When you sneak off into the bathroom to smoke an early morning doobie, you can be anywhere you want. In fact, my imagination got so vivid, I thought I heard bombs ticking while I was blazing in that stall. Think my guy gave me more than weed...

>>731075641
You finally made it :)

>>731075078
>>731075274
lost

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>>731073435
I'm telling you Bill, I did sleep with Jill from accounting.

Gave her one of these

SADIQ! WHERE ARE THOSE GODDAMN REPORTS! YOU HAD 3 FUCKING WEEKS! SADIQ?! Sa-Sadiq?

flight 93, this is your captain, there was a atomic bomb attack in Los Angeles, where are landing to a military base in Virginia, let's pray that we are safe and sound.

> Lands on the runaway, See a tank pointing its cannon to the cockpit. Military men waiting outside.

Why the fuck did I ever sign up for an internship at this shit hole.....My fucking whore wife was right once again...If I catch her sleeping with my boss one more time up in his office I swear to god Ill kill them both.

"You know what? I don't care what everybody says anymore. Fuck this job, imma go fishing today"

*leaves entrance*

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Can you imagine what those people were thinking when they saw a plane heading straight towards them? Same can be said for the people on those flights, just imagine what they were thinking when the plane collided with the building. There is even footage of some people jumping off the buildings to commit suicide because they would have rather died quick and painless than burn to death.

I shall pray for their souls.

Ted is gonna love this! When he comes in, I will turn on the lights and we all will yell SUPRISE ok? Here he comes...

*door opens*....*lights turn on*....SURPI

>>731075967
Man, what a slut. I'm gonna be slamming that piggy tonight. I'll film it for the entire office.

>>731073435

Hey everyone real quick, does anyone know where Elijah and Samuel Bernstein are? They're unusually late.

>>731076192
>Implying praying does anything except give you an excuse to feel like you're doing something meaningful

Hey guys, have any of you seen Muhammad today? I called his home but no answer and i needed his reports yesterday!

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"The Thermate is primed"

"Activate it"

Well, it's been 8 years since the big, infamous WTC bombing that killed my uncle, but I think I finally did it. I finally got over my petty grudge towards the Muslim people for that horrific attack they did against the twin towers in 93. I just hope we won't forever be associated with that dark day.

>>731076312
Oh, last I saw he was with maintenance, fixing something inside the wall.

why I keep dreaming about green frogs?
what is this word... shadilay?

>>731076312
Nope, he said he had something important to do

I got way too drunk last night.
My head feels like it will explode at any moment.

>>731076305
True, but what else could you do? I sometimes like to think prayer can be a form of honoring the dead. Also I'd like to think praying is better than doing nothing at all, some people don't do jack shit.

HEY! JIM! The printer's out of ink again!

I swear, that printer will be the death of me...

tuesday's gone with the wind

"Open up wide Billy, here comes the airplane"

>>731076506
>Implying the fact you think praying is worth anything actually makes it worthwhile

>>731076430
Why the hell is a person in Sales doing with maintenance?

You know what guys?
They should put parachutes in the upper floor offices in case of fire.
What do you think?

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>>731073435
My horoscope warned me not to wear my green pig costume to work today...

>>731076756
Ignore it. Sandies will be sandies

>>731076777
Fucking idiotic idea Jim
You always come with these stupid ideas

>>731076232
She does this one thing with her tounge, will rock your worl--Oh hi Jill.

>>731073435
>START
>Control Panel
>Add or Remove Programs
> Microsoft Flight Simulator X
>Uninstalling .... 100%. Finish!

Okthxbye, I got a flight to catch!

>>731076756
I dunno, I thought nothing of it... He did have several suitcases with him too.

>>731076777
hahahahahahahah
you are listening to that fool Alex Jones too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Hk1-BpXO8

>>731076777
I think the stairwell will work better John. Parachutes are stupid in an office building

>>731073981
Underage ban

Fuck man, anybody else going to the roof top viewing platform on the North Tower?

>>731077023
You have work to do, Stevens. Get on it.

That's weird, Abdul, Muhamed, Akmed, Aabid, Aamir, Aaqil, Aasim, Abd, Ali and Aqib all called in sick.

>>731077023
Don't bring Jim, he'll probably do something idiotic, but sure

>>731076756
shut up dwight

>>731076957
That rat bastard

It's such a beautiful day today. I wish I'd called off.

"C'mon, c'mon! Hurry up, you slow piece of shit printer! PRINT! I gotta get this report on Goldstein's desk before 10!"

"Didn't you hear? Goldstein's out today."

"Really? the bastard gives us impossible deadlines and almost no time off, but he can do fuck-all in his office all day and just DECIDE not to show up!? Between his hypocrite ass and this snail of a printer, sometimes I feel like I wanna just... just... BLOW THIS WHOLE PLACE TO-"

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> It's going down
> I'm yelling timber

>>731077226
fuck you, you anachronist

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>>731073435
Why Larry and all the jews are not there ?

>>731077226
FUCKING MOVE

What!? Outbid on eBay AGAIN? Man, this is gonna be hands-down the WORST part of my day!

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>>731076959
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Hk1-BpXO8
WFT IS THIS VIDEO????
for reals?

I was just thinking, these buildings have been pretty safe since that '93 bombing.
How crazy would it be if they were to attack WTC again in this very day?

Hey guys i was watching Johnny Bravo with my kids yesterday and noticed that a poster didnt the Twin Towers. I wonder why that was.

>>731074216
top kek!!

I don't think we'll be having any wars anymore you guys... This is it... The beginning of world peace.

>>731076734
>honoring the dead isnt worthwhile
nice fedora

>>731078244
World peace my ass, Bush is looking for reasons to declare war on Iraq

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here
Mocha Chocalata ya ya
Creole lady Marmalade

Ugh damn step kids got this song in my head. I swear to you if I die right now, it would be too soon ..

>>731078421
You again with your tinfoil bullshit.

>>731077340
Le verbe avant le nom dans une question en anglais, enculé

>>731078421
Well, we don't exactly have the patriotic fighting mindset right now. Especially after Oklahoma City... if he REALLY wanted boots in the Middle East, something BIG would have to happen, like, I don't know... the Twin Towers would have to be knocked down, and a government building, too, just for extra measure. Plus an extra plane just for a bigger death toll. But your chances of winning the Power Ball are greater than anything crazy like THAT happening.

I have a strange feeling about it cathy. You sure we are safe in the bathroom so i can eat out your asshole? I would fucking discharge in your vagina. Cathy lets get in here before a plane crashes into our workplace. Cathy i never seen such a huge log of shit what have you been eating. Told you not to buy from Schlotzkys you damn whore. You deserve ti get hit by an airliner up your phat ass.

>>731073435
Did anyone else notice all that thermite in the basement?

>>731078873
That's not thermite Johnson. Don't be racist.

That's Muhammads lunch. He said so himself

>>731078873
What's a thermite?

>>731078847
Why does it have to be the our office building? Why not fly the plane into the White house?

>>731078373
>Implying prayer actually honors the dead

But Chad, how can we stop those hijackers?

THEY HAVE RAZOR BLADES!!!! No one can defeat the mighty razor blade!!!!

>>731077759
>a poster didn't the Twin Towers
Are you retarded James?

>>731079095
I'm not entirely sure but I've heard it reacts poorly with jet fuel. luckily there's none of that around here

>>731079281
Well, you want to spit in America's face, not kick him in the balls. If they killed our president, who knows what would become of the Middle East. That, and I bet the passengers would eventually try to put a stop to it.

But, that might not stop some people from trying.

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Aw man. I saved up a years worth of wages for this holiday. Trip of a lifetime.

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OMG guys check this out

Today is a fine day to drop off my friends at Logan airport in Boston.

Such a lovely day to be a pilot. Nothing can go wrong today.

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>>731080215

Cindy, could you grab a bag of peanuts and bring it back up to the cockpit. *wink*

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>>731079095
its used to cut steel and in explosives

>>731079815
>What is this
>2002