Most Alpha Thing You've Done

Congratulations on having a spic gf.

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>>731064133
>few years ago
>today was a good day

Just end it all you miserable faggot

>>731064133

Stand up for the truth, the moral law and god.

don't date a spic you fucking worthless piece of shit go impregnate a white and add +1 white to our race b4 it dies out FUCK

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>Be me
>Be NEET
>Live in parents basement
>Be 27
>Scream at my mom to give me 7 dollars for a pack of cigarettes
>She does
>Smoke cigarettes

R E K T

>>731064135
>post on 4chan
>not getting memes

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>met a white basic bitch liberal woman on badoo
>she was married to some betacuck white guy that installed car stereos for a living or something
>she would come home from work and I would go over and creampie that pussy 1-2 times in the course of 2 hours
>we'd part ways so she could go pick up her betacuck hubby at work
>with my cum leaking out of her cunt

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>>731064133
>alpha
>race-mix

>>731064133
cringe af

>>731064133
https://youtu.be/cUN9sX86ZwA
Grats on the chili tasting pussy OP.

>>731064138
do you do that every day?

>>731064138
BTFO

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>>731064133
>few years ago
>today
nice try

Built a house with my bear hands

>>731064147
good triples

what happened to the bear?

>>731064133
Beat up a few Arabs or north Africans in Amsterdam with my cousins.

>>731064138
Damn that's pretty sweet anon

>>731064133
>Most Alpha Thing You've Done
Voted for her

>>731064138
Actually true and more badass than OP

>>731064133
>be me, asian 2016
>tells normie white friends pokego is dead
>prof gets triggered
>i take over their gyms in campus

>>731064133
Have males sexually submit to me

>>731064154
It's called gay not alpha. You're welcome...

>>731064138
S A V A G E
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didn't have to do her like that anon...

>>731064153
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

>>731064133

>Dating women who hang around with niggers
>Alpha

Pick one.

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>>731064141
t. cuck too much of a beta to COLONIZE as white men have done across the planet for thousands of years

As long as you don't have kids with

>>731064158
>dating = fucking
when will europoors learn

>>123519017
Applauses for you not losing an erection while seeing someone bleed.

>>731064155
It's called throwing your estrogen pills out the window

>>731064133
>Had a 13 year old girlfriend
>Cheated on her with a 15 year old girl.

They lived like 10 minutes apart.

>>731064133
Get off this board you retarded degenerate

>>731064161
I was drunk and she almost finished me before we were interrupted. lucky it wasn't during a vinegar stroke

>>731064133
>creams
*pees*
Fixed that for ya

Ripped successful libertarian bi dude here. Smart black athlete monogamous bf can't keep up in bed as top or bottom. Physically he's faster but not as strong. White genes ftw. If you have any kids in the next two decades, have them be designer babies (genetically engineered); then you can select the good and remove the bad.

>>731064167
grichka?

Top kek

>>731064133
you sound like a nigger

>>731064161
ever fucked a girl on her period?

>>731064133
Most alfa thing?
Got into thre knife fights with gypsys trying to robb me,the first two times i dint have a knif/machete/katana so i ended up in the hospital,once almost lost a kideney,the second time almost dead.
Third time i had a knife and the guy that tried to robb ended up almost dead in th hospital and me in court,had conections in the police so i only got a record for illegal weapon possesion.

Since that 3rd tim i have never left the home (even in the 2007-20017 pecaefull years)without a weapon illegal or not....

>>731064133
I used to fuck this girl on and off, she was pretty weird and her mother was crazy, but she was a great lay. I hadn't seen her in a while and while I was visiting my friend in prison, she was visiting her stepfather, so we talked and she gave me her new number and address. She lost some weight and looked really good, 8/10.
I called a few days later and she told me to pick her up, and to beep the horn when I was in front of her building. I pulled up, but before I could beep the horn, she bolted out of her building and jumped into my car telling me to gun it. Just then, a guy came running out of the house, screaming at me and running after my car as I pulled away, laughing. She told me that it was her boyfriend and that she didn't want him anymore but had nowhere to live, so she just uses him. I brought her home and she took her shirt off and was walking around with her tits out, just to make my dick hard. She has great tits. I fucked her and dropped her off back home. The next day, she called and we went through the same routine, but this time, the guy was crying as he was chasing my car. I finally gave up on her because she was too weird for me and wasn't worth the hassle.

punch my high shool bully. He was slapping me around when I suckerpunched him in the face and he went down. I gave him the time to get up and collect himself. He came at me, so I knocked him down again. He was out cold this time and the whole playground went silent. It wasn't very spectacular and over with very quickly but hey, I was never bullied again. Based dad. Felt good.

>>731064171
I haven't even touched a girl. I'm 20.

>>731064134
Fpbp

Some fucker hit my girlfriend at a bar once, I headbutted him then bit a chunk out of his cheek.

>>731064133
feeding cat

>>731064172
>romania

>be me
>see a shitty thread on pol
>sage it

rekt

>>731064133
>I hope no one sees through my lies:THE Post

I

>>731064172
> when your country so bad you have to call a decade 'the peaceful years'
Jokes aside, that sounds terrible and I'm glad you're alright

>be me
>exam day at uni
>leftist cuck sits next to me
>during the exam, he keeps quietly demanding that i give him the answers
>no idea how he does it without getting caught
>ignore him and quickly finish writing
>i still have 20 minutes left
>i decide to quickly scribble out some completely wrong solutions to the problems and give them to the leftist cuck
>turn my test in to the professor and leave with a huge smile on my face
>turns out, he actually fell for it and failed badly

>>731064172
>romania

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>>731064133
>be me, sophomore year of college
>week before finals everyone is drunk as fuck, tons of parties
>standing outside some house party
>I'm like 15-16 beers in, had a cup of sangria and Canadian whiskey
>see girl I know from class walking out of the house with some dude
>she's walking with her ex boyfriend, shes drunk as fuck
>walk up to them and say hi, immediately put my arms around the girl and kiss her on the forehead
>ex-boyfriend looks mad as FUCK
>I ask where they're going
>"oh he's helping me back to my room, I've never been this drunk, I need to get back"
>she then proceeds to tell me that she thinks my flannel looks cute
>I don't even say anything at all, just start making out with this girl right in front of the guy
>dude is fucking steaming right now, so fucking angry he looks like he wants to punch me
>*grabs her arm and tells her it's time to go back to her room and that she's too drunk
>I tell him to relax and continue putting my tongue down this girls throat
>I say "how about you come back to my room?"
>She says yes and tells her ex that she'll see him later
>I bring her back to my room and fuck her

I'm not an alpha male at all either. I'm usually quiet as fuck, but I was so drunk that day i was able to be confident enough to do this. The guy literally didn't do anything as I cucked him. I made out with his ex bitch RIGHT in front of him and then stole him from her and he just ignored me for the rest of the year

>>731064147

I didn't know bears had hands.

>>731064186
His peen was in her mouth at one point. Yuck!

>>731064177
Sounds like Ireland kek

>>731064188
Yeah I mean I never really talked much to that girl after that, it was a one time thing really (she was clearly a slut), and like I said only because I was drunk. I'm not pretending to be alpha, I'm not unless I'm so fucked up I just don't care.

He must have not given too much of a shit about her to let me do that. Still I know the guy and he is a huge fucking cuck. I probably could've beaten him in a fight. He was so angry I thought he would have attacked me but he didn't. He probably wanted to fuck her honestly, but I know he's the type of guy that legitimately wanted to bring her back because he was worried about her safety or some gay shit

Been patting myself on the back for years about that whole situation now because I've never done something that cool

>>731064138
hoyl cuck

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>>731064133
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kill yourself racemixer

>>731064133
be me
> grow up
> get waifu
> find career
> raise two kids to be respectable/redpilled
>????
>profit

Three nigs asked me to "give" them my suede "Davy Crockett" style jacket in Norfolk VA. Said "you want it, take it nig" Tossed #1 through barbershop window using modified O-goshi, disarmed #2 (knife) while permanently crippling him-- tossed knife back to him and dared him to try again while calling him nig (right arm broken at elbow so no chance he would), chased #3 for four blocks into heart of Sec 8 hellhole. Other nigs knew I was crazy, backed off, and watched me beat the bloody fuck out of him right on the porch. Walked away with my jacket and never fucked with agian for remaining three years I lived there. XD

Made the woman I love my wife, raising two kids with old school values, providing for my family, teaching my kids how to take care of themselves, hunt, be moral, stand up for what is right.

By far the most alpha things I've done.

>>731064195
You mean the most beta things you've done right?

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> be me, Lebanese Christian living in America
> get on a group trip to glorious Russia
> arrive in Moscow after travel
> all is going well, some girls, some guys, got to know everyone decently
> one day going to hang out with a couple of them in their hotel room
> as I'm leaving, someone slams the door on my finger
> don't notice it for a few moments, can barely feel any pain
> look down and see blood, rage.gif
> walk back to the hotel door calmly and slam my fist into it three times to get their attention
> some guy answers and I burst into the room
> "Who the FUCK did that? Who did that?!"
> "i-it was Serbshill, Anon.."
> stare at him for five seconds without breaking eye contact
> "If I see you again, you're dead."
> couple days go by, shooting the shit with new friends and talking about Putin
> I ask, "Hey, where did Serbshill go?"
> "a-anon, he's been in his room for two days now, he's terrified of going outside and running into you."
> mfw

>>731064163
And how oldwere you? 37?

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>>731064133
>picking up spic girlfriend

Get out r/thedonald

GET OUT

>>731064196
shut up beach

>>731064194
what the fuck is your name

Got over getting dumped in a day I think.

People think I'm a heartless person and no one talked to me after that. Fuck all of them.

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>>731064138
Why don't you get a fucking job and move out, you worthless shit sack? If you're not a brainlet then go into software engineering and then find a job that you like. I work as a systems administrator for Spectrum (the ISP). I can buy my own tendies and cigs whenever I please.

>>731064133
>>I say "yeah ok bitch I'm going to be in that pussy tonight while you're alone fapping"
>fapping
I really hope you guys don't say it irl. OP is an anime alpha shinobi.

>>731064200
I respect him for what he did but that shit ain't alpha my friend

>>731064140
Probs bro. Thats why i dont trust women or see myself getting married or being in a serious relationship. Are you a good looking guy?

>>731064196
No, the most alpha. While the NEETs bitch about the future of the "right" and make up stories about fist fights, real alphas are reproducing and raising offspring with values that contradict all this new age socialist feminine bullshit.

>>123519017
That pic has some barely legal pussy, anon!

>>731064197
It's not alpha to make a threat for next time. If you have something to do, you go and get it done. Aside from anything the moment you reveal the intent to hurt someone there's a decent chance they'll take it to you out of fear that you meant your pussy threat.

>>731064133
>a lie would have been I curb stomped him
>not that I used the word fapping in real life.

>>731064186
That is pretty alpha got to hand it to you bro

>>731064133
>few years ago
>today was a good day

Fucking fail

>>731064165
What the fuck is a vinegar stroke?

>>731064133
Cool story

>>731064207
Like I said, good for you my friend, but it isn't alpha shit at all. It's not alpha to slave your life away for other people, in hopes that your wife doesn't cheat on you and your kids don't end up drug addicts. Marriage and having kids (although a very good thing) is a form of cuckoldry. You and I both know most men who are married are wishing they could be like their single bachelor friends, fucking new women every weekend.

>real alphas are reproducing and raising offspring with values that contradict all this new age socialist feminine bullshit.

I really do respect you for this, honest to God, but real alphas are out fucking bitches. Share a story about that or something

>>731064206
No, I'm an overweight/borderline obese 5'11" king of manlets

but I have a great speechcraft game and a thicc benis

>>731064186
Nice. Props to you anon

>>731064138
Lol nice one

>>731064133
>>123518302
I had a threesome with two girls in an abandoned plaza of a nature preserve when I was 14. One of them was the wet dream of the whole school, famously big tits, softest skin ever. The other one was a more regular girl that had a lot of guys that wanted to date her. It's not by far the "craziest" thing I've done, but it stands out as I fucked two extremely coveted girls (the big tit one may have been the most) when I was only 14. It was quite an eye opener seeing her suck my cock then witness a kid bring a guitar to school to sing to her in hopes of taking her out to dinner, paying, and maybe, maybe get a kiss goodnight

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>>731064211
>>731064217
Thanks fellas, since that happened I've been convinced that LEAF whiskey can make anyone alpha. Pic related

Fucking nigger loving mods had to move this to /b/

>>731064133
>Literally using the "options" bar

Kill yourself OP.

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>>731064133

>tfw this story is obviously fabricated
Black guy sounds well-meaning, he did what he thought was right. On top of that he was working toward his higher education, indicates good work ethic. I find it hard not to respect him. It's funny how OP tries to paint the black guy as a bitch but I just see OP as a betacuck faggot who thinks he's alpha. OP is a degenerate.

>>731064133
vaporized an entire gang of jews with my mind

>tfw OP tries to be alpha
I, personally, can't help but respect the Black guy. He stood up for what he thought was right. On top of that, he was a hardworking guys, and was working toward a business degree. Conversely, OP is a betacuck faggot trying to seem alpha. Fucking degenerate.

My neighbor used to steal my newspaper so I broke into his house and took a giant shit in his cat's litter box and stole my newspapers back

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>>731064147

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>>731064133

>>731064133
>chillin at the usual saturday night bar, talking to another local
>qt 3.14 with glasses comes into convo, pretty fucking drunk
>she's really drunk, i don't even have to try to charm her
>get her name and number
>says she doesn't have a bf
>then i see her pissed off bf staring me down
>she's freaking me the fuck out, being all affectionate to me and trying to make him jealous or something
>finally he comes on over like "yo babe what the fuck!"
>i apologize like "my bad dawg i had no idea"
>he's too pissed off though like "Fuck you man!"
>goes to grab my collar but i hit him with a leg kick and left hook to the body.
>he falls on the floor cause his liver is now in shock
>the place goes quiet, shit, this gonna be a big scene in a crowded bar
>i just yell "CHILL THE FUCK OUT!"
>help the dude on his feet, he catches his breath and i offer to buy him a drink.
>apologize again, explain how my dumbass had no idea

couple days later i hit the girl up and apologized for the scene. we met up the following week, and ended up having a two month long fling on the dl.

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I told my friend that I like her and hugged her this Friday.

i punched myself really hard in the balls

quads

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>>731064133

>>731064206
who cares man, its not like you can stop her from having sex with someone

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>>731064173
>"...as I pulled away, laughing"...
Bro, I don't doubt a single event of your story, except why would you be laughing if she got in the car THAT quick and you pulled away THAT quick? You wouldn't have any idea of the situation. She told you to "gun it" and a guy screams at you, haha damn that's a good one I'd probably KEK too because I'd immediately know the backstory and I'd be so alpha if I laughed.

I hate story-tellers like you who add stupid details to make yourself look cool. I can tell you don't have friends IRL and tell stories because they would call you on this shit.

>>731064202
How long was the relationship?

>>731064212
It's a reference to- nevermind- how's the driver's license test coming?

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>>731064215
"Out fucking bitches"

Really? What are you, 12? Fucking bitches gets old after a while, and ppl wanna do something more meaningful (protip: even alpha guys!!!)

unmercifully beat my wife in front of our children

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>>731064133
Stood up for myself in highschool after years of bullying, and beat the shit out of that kid in front of his friends whom he was callin for backup.

Coincidentally It was really that day I found out bullies were a good thing because it teaches you to stand up for yourself, take care of yourself, and it motivates you to get out of your bad situation. I mean of course there's a limit to how much someone should get fucked with, otherwise we get school shooters but yea.

I also learned that day that niggers cant actually fight, so go figure.

>>731064133
You're 12

>>731064133
this is most ridiculous thing I read today, how old are you, twelve?

Im not that alpha all the time, but when Im very horny Im so..
>walk into a bar around 8pm (it has just opened)
>no one in there still (except for the girl at the bar)
>cute "would-fuck-all-night-then-lick-my-own-dick/10" 20yo~ girl at the bar
>"hey there, cutie"
>she smiles back "hi" and can clearly see in her eyes that she liked my confidence
In situations like these I clearly understand that it is true that women decides withing 2 seconds if they are into someone or not
>"what is the name of the band that is going to play tonight" I asked
>"oh, here they are" and she pointed me the poster on the wall
>"very nice, cutie"
>I can clearlty see her smile getting bigger
>"how can I book the place if I want to make a gig with my band?"
>"well, I can call the boss right now, to speak with you"
>"I prefer speaking to you, I doubt your boss is cute as you are"
fast forward the convo cont like this for about 5mins
>she asked me if I want to smoke a weed with her
>obv. YES
>20:20 high as fuck
>took her phone, told her I was going to call her back
>I had a meeting with my friends, a block away
>20:30 we meet with my fellas
>all the night I was thinking about rekting her pussy
>3:00am. "FUCK this shit, Im going to her"
>3:10am. the party is well over
>a few guys left, she was cleaning the bar
>"Hi, there cutie, couldn't stop thinking of you all night"
>she smiles at me, winks me, and then "wait for me 10mins"
>Okay-I-will smile by me
>I go outside to smoke a cig
>15 mins later, the guys in were leaving
>3 mins later she came outside,and closed the place.
>''wanna drop you home?"
the rest is a history
I fucked her 2-3 times in her home. In her bath,
on her bed, on the floor... A LOT OF FUN
I kinda feel sad, because things like these happens very rare to me. I mean there are not many girls that are that open minded in my country, and especially in my relatively small city (70 000~)(Euro fag here)

>>731064146
gg

>>731064201

Jack Reacher

>>731064133
I'm late to the thread. Fuck.

This happened five years ago, while I was still in high school. To this day, nothing ever comes close to how alpha I was.

>Be me
>Be manlet
>No confidence, no determination because manlet status.
>Spanish teacher assigns a project where you create an invention that will save the environment or some shit.
>Must be presented to the class and the pitch will be given entirely in Spanish.
>Come up with this really cool app that lets you unlock RFID doors.
>Mfw friend and I actually get it working.
>I don't know how it was supposed to save the environment...

>Day of the presentation
>Give class a link to download and install the app. In English.
>Chad McThundercock over here thinks he's a smartass by saying "why don't you talk in Spanish, like you're supposed to?"
>Mfw this faggot here is attempting to be a smartass
>Without even thinking, I said "how about I kick your ass?"
>Wtf
>This is not normally me.
>Chad is 6'5", I'm like 5'8", there's no way this could go well.
>I am fucking dead.

>First one out the door, get really paranoid about what could possibly happen.
>Hear someone walking behind me
>Feel a rather large hand on my shoulder
>Oh shit, it's Chad
>Immediately turn around and left hook the guy square in the jaw.
>He looks dazed at first, then wobbly, then collapses altogether
>Holy shit
>I just knocked out the HS football linebacker. In one punch. He literally did not see it coming.

>Got away with it because Chad didn't want to let his image get ruined
>People start calling me David.

>>731069142
>Just then, a guy came running out of the house, screaming at me and running after my car as I pulled away, laughing.

Yes his story is stupid but "a guy" is the subject of that sentence. Learn how to English gooder, nigger.

>>731072473
>high as fuck
>took her phone, told her I was going to call her back
lmao

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Fucked a friends daughter and got nudes from the other daughter
Pic relates

>>731073328
Fucking your friends daughter is not alpha. You're a backstabbing faggot.

>>731064133
found a girl on a 4chan twitch raid, she fucked me 1 month later 1000km from her home, was a 9/10

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>be me
>college
>hanging out with friends
>and friends of friends
>talking to this little qt 3.14
>her boyfriend comes over
>oh she's taken
>fuck it I'm over it
>boyfriend says "dude what the fuck? do you shave your arms?"
>"uh yeah"
>fuck it what's the big deal right
>dude thinks he's a comedian
>starts ribbing me
>good-natured ribbing starts to become obnoxious and over the top
>basically implying I'm a faggot
>his girlfriend isn't saying anything
>then... "do you shave everything?"
>"uh......yeah."
>dude's dying
>his friends think it's great
>doesn't notice that his girlfriend seems intrigued
>eventually get her number later that night
>a week later I'm fucking her brains out
>becomes a regular thing
>we actually become really close
>goes on for months
>boyfriend is so stupid he has no problem with her hanging out with me because I'm such a faggot
>her boyfriend actually proposes to her
>"will you marry me?"
>de-nied!
>"w-why not?"
>remember_me.avi
>mfw a week later he's moving his shit out of her apartment and I'm moving my shit in

I was walking out of a movie theater once and this fat bitch was coming in the same door. She looked at me like I was gonna hold the door open for her and I just slipped through and kept walking, she turned around and sarcastically yelled "Thank you!" at me and I waved back and yelled "You're welcome."

>>731073538
*beta faggot detected*

>>731073931
This isn't alpha, this is beta as fuck. You couldn't even face a fat bitch without a fucking door between you two. Not alpha, just a fucking prick

>>731072856
I don't think that's how the sentence was meant to be read. He said the guy was screaming, so I assume he's not the same guy laughing.

>>731064186
kek

>>731066135
How long have you been waiting to use that?

>>731066330
>>qt 3.14
Just kill yourself

>>731064190
A U T I S M
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>>731067811
check'd

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>be me. 17
>Mom has been dating asshole cucklord for a few years
>always getting wasted and screaming at my mom
>usually just ignore it
>one night the faggot wakes me up yelling at her so i intervene
>i spend too much time on /b/ so all that i could think to do was call him a faggot, nigger etc.
>actually makes him super mad
>kek
>he quiets down. I head back to bed
>dude fucking tackles me from behind
>weighs a solid 75 pounds more than me but was wasted so i managed to struggle free
>punch him a few time, break a nearby dinner plate over his head
>bleeding all over the place and crying but i dont stop
>run to shed and grab an aluminum bat
>crack him across the face.broke his jaw. Knocked tf out
>called him an ambulance. Never saw him again

Beaming with alpha pride as i clean his blood up for the next 3 hours

>>731074181
being alpha doesnt mean fucking over your friends you basterd

>>731072473
>smoke A weed
writing euro fag was unnecessary

Took a shower when the power went out instead of hopping out crying because the drain monsters want me dead

>>731076411
absolute madman

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>>731064141
YOU MIXED UP "Big Think F1" and "Big Think F6" you nigger.

>mfw you are this autistic

>>731064149
Niceee

>>731064134

RACE MIXER

KYS OP

>>731064133
This never happened you gay

>>731064140
>when you wished this happened

>>731066330
Qt 3.14?
Dawg?
Chop off your dick so you don't contaminate the gene pool

>>731075039
I assume you have a badly penis.

>>731064203
Hey I have that internet, I really like it! Thanks for your internet internet fairy!

LYNCH JEWS AND NIGGERS

>>731064133
>work in retail
>work with this spic thicc
>she has a bf
>fuck her hard in the store room on the regular
>faggot white cuck picks her up after work
>acts like the spoilt brat that he is
>see red
>almost yell how she was creaming on my dick 1 hour ago
>bite my lip and look away
>think about how my BBC is still wet with her juices
>he screams how he's going to go back and fuck her
>sloppy seconds for him
>she only dates him cause her parents like him
>worships my cock every time she works

>>731064133

>Be me.
>
>
>
>The fuck are you waiting for nigga? That's my most alpha story.

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>>731078275

>>731064186
Right so you took a girl back home with you when she was blind drunk and this is Alpha because you did it in front of her ex. You sound like one of the creeps who'd grope passed out girls at the parties I went to at high school. Don't get me wrong the other guy sounds like he pussied out but you're no man for grabbing the low hanging fruit

>>731075695
This is history in the making, Baba

>>731072833
>David

Bcause u slained Goliath ?

Nice dubs btw

>be me 17
>grill friends house party
>fucked
>she realizes how much damage has been done and starts freaking
>"everyone out"
>start helping clear out
>4 people in her brothers room doing lines and stuff
>realize no one knows them
>tell them its time to go
>"fuck off faggot"
>with out a blink turn around and close the door
>lock door
>"now you cant leave"
>they stand up
>leopard paw the first in the throat while open handing his nose
>hes out
>one comes at me
>reverse round crescent him in the temple
>out
>other two hesitate
>one goes for a left hook
>block and leopard chop him in the adams apple
>last guy stands still and runs into corner
>walk up to him while hes shaking
>"I told you to leave"
>starts crying
>I start crying
>He crys more
>I cry more and he runs away

>be me
>In scout camp about 16 years old with other groups from different regions of the world
>Each group gets into a sort of gang territorial mentality and start to see each other as enemies
>Playfull name calling leads into more aggressive threats and objects begin to be thrown at each other
>Some fat retard walks up to my good buddy and swings at him from behind
>He runs away back to his group's camp about 30 yards away
>rage mode engaged
>Geta strong alpha feeling that I need to avenge my friend
>never physically been involved in a fight
>walk over there fist clenched
>grab the kid who done it
>Cant remember what i did as blackout rage ensues
>boy is crying, like whaling (too far)
>feeling super alpha
>get banned from scouts
>who cares

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ITT: Everyone lies

Also:

>>731078275
>>731078139
>>731078019
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>>731077416
>>731077480

Edgy 15 year old picks up babby's first nigger memes

>>731064133
Yeah, OP's penis is tiny.

>>731064138
https://youtu.be/ddeaF7ykASc?t=3m33s

SAD!

>>731073538

backstabbing Alpha faggot

>Le me, at 17 yrs of age, hard headed asshole in the making
>Senior yr in high school, im the dope dealer (fire ass weeed)
>fuck every girl i want break hearts of all my lady graduating class mates
>regular beta lame i sell to finds out ive been fucking his friend whom he has a crush on
>says hes gonna rat me out and threatens to tell my family and police
>beta commences to saying how he should beat my ass for the way i treat his slut friend and selling, mfw this nigga said, drugs.
>immediately got in my homeboys car and rode over to betas moms(whom i also got to fuck)
>knock knock its me bitch
>no answer. Beta doesnt want to talk shit now
>Le me Spartan kicks door from fucking hinges into living room where the beta has been hiding
>i commence to drag this pussy from the house and beat the brakes off of him. Puts up little fight
>tell him if he ever threatens me again I'll make sure hes a hard beta to find
>betas mom pulls up while im standing over him shes kinda freaking but then sees its me and says "oh hey! Why'd you fight my son?"
>told her he was threatening me over this chick he knew
>she says it not his business and that he should stay out of it
>mfw
>keks on the inside
>call his slut friend fucked her that night for a gram of weeed basically
>fucked betas mom about a week after that wwhen i saw her at the bar

>>731079180
I had to pay for that door though....

>>731076295
neither excludes u from doing so.

>>731064186
Idd pretty alpha. +20 Respect points.

>>731078275
it's not darwin's quote

I bareknuckle box 3/4 times a week. Lost 1 fight so far.

>>731078525
Are you really one of those faggots who's against fucking drunk girls? Are you one of those "she can't consent unless she's sober" queers?

Yeah I went for the easy lay but that doesn't mean she didn't want it, and I'm still proud I did this all right in front of her ex boyfriend, who was clearly either no over her or wanted to fuck her himself.

>>731079180
If you tried harder it would be an ok porn story. You got to throw in how you fucked him in the ass. You beta fag cucks are all the same. Yeah bitch I called you that come to my house. I'm sick and will still beat your Fucking ass.

>>731079628
Lol i bet i would fuck you in ass but only after i beat the fuck out of you. Why dont you post an address we could find you at

>>731079625
>spotted the rapist

>>731079979

>toughguy.gif

>>731078732
nice story, babe...
now make me a sammich

>>731078732


lol


10/10 if not pasta

>>731064203
pls teach me oh great one.

>>731064133
Congrats, you fucking hot-headed tryhard

>>731080911
>spotted the nu male feminist pussy with a gynocentric world view

No lie this type of shit is why guys get their lives fucked over by some simple drunk sex on college campuses nowadays. If you fuck a girl while drunk and she wants it clearly and tells you that, that's not rape at all. Rape is forcing yourself on someone who doesn't want you to have sex with them

>I say "how about you come back to my room"
>she says ok knowing exactly what I mean \

That's consent.

>>731066330
thumbs up anon

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>>731078886

>>731064133

I've got some bad news for you, she was fucking that nigger.

He was standing up for her against her redneck boyfriend, then backed down once he realise he might not get to fuck her anymore if he kicked your ass and you stopped her seeing him.


You're still a beta cuck, you're just too stupid to see it.

>>731081563

sounds like u have 'a temper'.

hope u havent raped any more ladies.

>scumbag.

>Senior year of HS
>Street racing because young and dumb
>2nd place
>Prizes get awarded, then 1st place admits he cheated by dipping down a side street from dead last to avoid traffic
>Not a word, just kick him in the face
>He crumples in a blubbering heap
>"WTF did you expect? Now hand over the prize money"
>distribute among paid in racers, leave

>>731075843
pusi

>>731081563

triggered and baited hard

>>731082033
>your

>>731082631

No

>>731082055
I'm pretty positive you're trying to bait me, but on the off chance you are, you're a fucking moron my friend, and I feel bad because these types of views have ruined mens lives especially nowadays at college

>>731064133
This is the most true thing I've ever read on /b/

Congrats OP. That last part is true too

>sage
/thread

>>731081563
You sure got real pissy real fast there m8

Right because taking cases where someone's too drunk to consent/is passed out seriously so clearly leads to false rape accusations. I hate this shitty women accuse you of raping them if they regret sex meme.

You really seem like you've thought this through you definitely haven't refused to look at the other side so you can keep sticking your dick in mildly sedated girls.

Ur a pissy little rapist aren't ya

>>731076146
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Went to a party with a girl I was talking to. Left with another girl I just met. She was devastated. When the girl from the party and I were done fucking i went over to my original girls house and fucked her for the first time.

>>731064133
id believe calling him a nigger and curb stomping him over that story

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>>731071634
I sometimes wonder if i should do this to my wife. We dont have any issues but it could only bring closer us togeather. Right?

>>731082851
Haha he recognizes it's bait but he still can't help respond. Even if false rape accusations were as wide spread as you're claiming they are (rather than just one or two highly covered cases) what are you actually suggesting make it so if you're passed out it's fair game? Make it so that only rapes involving physical violence count?

>>731083245
>Right because taking cases where someone's too drunk to consent/is passed out seriously so clearly leads to false rape accusations. I hate this shitty women accuse you of raping them if they regret sex meme.
>You really seem like you've thought this through you definitely haven't refused to look at the other side so you can keep sticking your dick in mildly sedated girls.

You just contradicted yourself here, my friend. You just said you hate how "women accuse you of raping them if they regret sex." Well when they do this, why is it that they were always drunk? The reason why is because when they're hammered they come on to a dude, want sex or give signals that they're trying to be fucked, and subsequently get it. Then when they wake up the next morning or sober up they regret it.

Feminist college judicial board and police will not care that the womans actions should be considered, and that what she did was based on her own free will (saying yes to drunk sex) and that she should be held accountable.

No, instead, they'll just say that she was drunk so by some fucked up feminist logic, someone who's intoxicated can't fucking say yes or agree to sex. Saying YES is consent

>>731064138
you done playing promiscuity poker?

>>731084215
>. Even if false rape accusations were as wide spread as you're claiming they are (rather than just one or two highly covered cases) what are you actually suggesting make it so if you're passed out it's fair game?

They are wide spread you fool. Go to any university and you'll see signs everywhere that say shit like "only a sober yes means yes!" It's bullshit

I'm not saying fuck her while she's passed out, but if the bitch is drunk she is still conscious and can make the conscious decision to say yes to fucking sex. Raping someone is fucking them by force, without their permission, or otherwise in any way where the individual does not agree and is taken advantage of. Fucking some drunk girl who agrees to it and wants sex in the moment is not fucking rape

>>731064215
You really don't get laid much, do you?

>>731064133
How did you cuck the nigger?

>>731084648
doesnt matter how much u cry.

>You are still a rapist.

>>731064140
You cucked no one. You hooked up with a cheating whore and you're just a fucking pussy.

>>731084648
agreeing to have sex is like an oral contract. No contract has any real value if any of the 'parties' is intoxicated. Meaning: they cannot consent.

tldr.

>you're a rapist

>>731085294
*your

fixed for you,friend.

>>731084941

see this

>>731085294

>>731064133
yawn

>>731085191
Not an argument
>>731085294
>agreeing to have sex is like an oral contract. No contract has any real value if any of the 'parties' is intoxicated. Meaning: they cannot consent.
So by this logic a man who is having sex with a woman while intoxicated is also being raped, correct? Even if both techically agree to have sex with each other

Or is it only considered rape under the woman's testimony?

>>731085736
u just got pawned son

I cooked my own tendies once.

it felt good to be a gangster.

>>731085949
true.if a man is intoxicated,he cant give consent either. but u are a rapist.

>be me
>12 year old
>family holiday,all asleep in the room.
>mom,solid 9.5 blonde
>lay on top of her,grab her boob and kiss her
>quickly sprint back to my bed
>heart racing


>tfw im a rapist just like that guy

>>731085949
>>731084648
>>731084941
>>731081563
>>731079625
>>731064186

>>731086074
>true.if a man is intoxicated,he cant give consent either.
Ok so you don't fall for the double standard. Your opinions are still retarded, but at least you don't fall for this.

Alright I've had enough of your baiting, nice ethical discussion, but on the off chance your serious, please kys

>>731086524
>fag

>>731064133
You know that guy in your pic loves blacks right? Even his character ends up liking blacks in the movie.

>>731082631
YOU'RE dumb as fuck

>>731064133
I had some black kid with his mom in front of a wal-mart ask me for money for his so called football team. Ignore him, he yells come on man can't you spare a $100. I turn and walk right up to him and say look at the color of your skin and now look at the color of mine. Last time I checked we aren't friends and if you want any money from me I've got .50 cents of lead in my pocket for you.

>>731087202
youre welcum

>>731087695
>being this 'alpha'...

>kill yourself

>>731065695
What ever you say, Hank

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Not the most "alpha" thing I've done, but the first thing that came to mind,
>few years back
>overnight manager at a ghetto Wal-Mart
>had to supervise a metric fuckton of nignog teenagers who go into fights over absolutely fucking nothing
>I'm 6'2" and 170lbs so I'm lanky as fuck but I have height
>one day some nignog starts yelling at me and gets in my face
>decide, fuck it, if he actually has the balls to hit me I can clock out early and go home
>stare him down and start telling him some dumb shit like "What the fuck are you gonna do, [his name]? Fucking hit me, go ahead."
>point at the side of my face "Hit me right here, I fucking dare you."
>we stand there silently for a few seconds, he walks off muttering some shit
>think, "Holy shit I can't believe that worked."
>few weeks later, another nignog gets in my face
>do the same thing, pretty much word for word
>same result
>do this for every fucking nignog employee who pulls the same stunt
>hear a bunch of "[Employee name] is getting some niggas together to jump you." rumors
>never happened
>eventually left that job
>never got into a fight
>never been hit
>never had to raise my voice
>did that whole "stare down" routine to maybe 2 dozen different nignogs

Looking back, I'm glad that worked, because I can't fight for shit.

>>731073328
There is a difference between being a fucking asshole and alpha, you are not alpha, you fucked your friends daughter who likely only fucked you to mess with her dad, you are an asshole.

>>731064133
ITT: Things that never happened.

>>731076146
If all else fails call him a niggerfaggot.

Proud of you anon.

>>731086942
What is the name of the movie?

>>731089759
American history X

>>731090052
Thanks.

>>731064133
I want a man like you OP

>>731085274
Correct

>>731089291
"If you are strong make your enemy know you are weak.
If you are weak make your enemy know to fear you. Deceit is the most powerful tool of a commander."
- Sun Tzu

>>731064166
Uhhhhhmmm...

>>731064133
another thread moved from pol you bitch to b

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>>731090830

>wake up
>be me

It doesn't get more alpha than that.

I got dubs

>>731090830
Well that or nignogs don't know how to fight unless it's suckerpunches and catching people off guard.

>>731064133
google say its a fresh copypasta but either way this makes you a douchebag and your gf is probably damaged goods if she's caught with a white fuckboy. Js

>>731064133
thingsthatneverhappened/10

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>>731064138
Come on in.

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WHY IS MY THREAD IN /b/

>tfw this very believable story for anyone with half a sack is totally unbelievable at 4chan because most would piss their pants at the thought of confronting a black guy

Stay cucked, numales

>>731087695
No you didnt

>>731083813
Right. Will also make children love you more

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>>731092795
I've done just that actually.

>>731064133

>Sucked dick.
>Didn't even ask for money after that.
>TFW too badass.

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>>731064138

>go out with girlfriend and some of her friends
>club time
>find good table to sit, everyone having good time
>gf easy 9/10, raven head with bright blue eyes, hot as fuck
>get up to get drinks
>come back, some asshole with a mullet in my place
>gargling something at girlfriend
>she and friends look like there's a turd on the table
>tap his shoulder and tell him to get out of my seat
>he grins at me and says something I couldn't hear
>tell him once again to get out of my seat
>he stands up and takes a swing at me at the exact same moment
>block the punch, which is a slow, drunken asshole windmill type of thing
>headlock the fucker hard enough to make him squeal
>keep grip and drag his ass all the way to the doors
>downstairs and through the crowd
>hand him over to the bouncer
>they believe me and throw the fucker out
>walk back to gf and friends like a fucking hero
>she proud and leans against my arm all night
>epic sex ensues
>today she is my wife and mother of my two sons

>>731064781
back when /pol/ was /news/

>>731093503
lol harder. i know one that 43!!!

I use sand as lube, does that count?