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Who would win and why

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Who would win and why
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faggot.
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Grizzly, it's so much bigger.
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Grizzly obviously. They have size advantage and claws. The gorilla would be fucked.
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Assuming silverback in his prime Vs a big Alaskan grizzly… Not much of a fair fight. The bear would maul the gorilla. The grizzly bear is an apex predator. It is getting on for twice the gorilla’s size. It has a massive set of jaws, big enough to encompass the gorillas head, filled with a robust set of carnivore teeth. It has enormous, hugely powerful paws, each ending in 5 4-inch claws that will tear into earth, trees and thick-hided ungulates with equal disdain.

The fact that grizzly bears are omnivorous doesn't diminish their predatory ability. Physiologically they are little different to polar bears, which are almost entirely predatory (though like all bears they are happy to scavenge should a free lunch present itself). The grizzly tending towards being slightly smaller, overall, but more robustly built. Where their ranges overlap, grizzly bears are dominant to polar bears.

Now yes, the gorilla is an exceptionally strong animal. And it has a wicked set of incisors for a herbivore. But it is overwhelmingly outmatched in terms of size, offensive weaponry, and predatory ability.

Defensively, bears are built to survive fights with other bears. They have dense fur, thick sub-cutaneous fat around their necks and shoulder, thick skin and a massively sturdy skeletal system. Gorillas are flimsy in comparison.

I know that lots of people in this thread seem to really like the idea of the gorilla suplexing the bear, putting him in an arm-bar until he taps out, then asking him “do you even lift, bro” or similar such anthropomorphising fantasy, but the reality is that the worst likely outcome for the bear in this match-up is indigestion.
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the fucking bear

>didn't the romans prove this shit 2000 years ago?
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>>731042637
>strength: 4409 lbs
wat.
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Gorilla. It's smarter, faster, and has more dexterity.
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>>731042637
Having fought both (separately) I can say with confidence the bear would win.
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>>731042777
trips doesn't lie...

also bears can take so many hits and bites, no contest imo
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Grizzly bear is the greatest land predator in the world, Animorphs told me so
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>>731042637

Obviously the Gorilla would steal the bear's hubcaps and run off shouting "Police Hospitality"
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>>731042956
Kek
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>>731042843
>more dexterity
I can use a knife and fork therefore I can beat a grizzly in a fight
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I kind of feel like this is one of those things that rich people need to flaunt the fact that they don't give a fuck and make happen.
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>>731043041
>I can pick up a big fuckin rock and bash a Grizzly's brains in.
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>>731042637
Thanks for the quick rundown, OP.
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>>731042777
Gorilla could easily snap its neck, break its bones, or cripple its back
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>>731042637
gorilla is stronger and weight less than the bear. this makes his strength more effective as he doesn't need to lift more than the bear which makes the bear tired faster. the first to be tired usually lose in fights.
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Gorilla would rip the bear's arm off as easily as cake. The bear would have no chance. The ape is far more maneuverable, only idiots think a bear could hold off a gorilla long before it just rips it to shreds
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no, but seriously the grizzly would win
somebody post that video of those three guys getting the shit eaten out of them by bears.
Its vicious, bears aren't to be fucked with. They're not big and dumb, they're huge and brutal and unforgiving. They go for the kill, not claw you and let you bleed.
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>>731043137
>implying you can effectively fight with a rock weighing more than 30 kgs
>implying you're as tall as or taller than a grizzly bear
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Gorilla could bench more, therefore the bigger gains, therefore the Gorilla is easily the Victor
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>>731042830
I don't think the Romans had access to Gorillas.
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You're all implying that the gorilla doesn't break the bear's jaw in the first punch. Those are niggers on steroids

You're all fucking ignorant and stupid.
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>>731042637
can some russians please put both these animals in a pit and piss them off so we'll get the answer once and for all?
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Gorilla would win if he hits bear in head
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>>731043137
lol no you can't, you wouldn't be able to pick up a big enough rock to damage a grizzly or get near it without dying
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>>731042777
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>>731042785
Jesus christ.
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>>731043328
>who is Hannibal
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>>731042785
Bravo anon. Well written.
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>>731043310
>Grizzly's don't stand on their hind legs to attack
>says right in the picture the gorilla's strength
>gorillas aren't human, therefore no human strength limitations
that being said I am this guy
>>731043291
I can understand the impulse to question who would win but it's like Gorillas are to bears what the average male is to a large german shepherd.
You CAN win, but 9 times out of 10 the average person would lose and so would the Gorilla.
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>>731043533
GORILLA
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>>731042785

This.
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>>731042785
(you)
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>>731043688
Have you actually seen a bear and a gorilla fight?
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>>731042785
well played anon
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>>731043712
Yeah a gorilla couldn't do it before dying either, nor would it ever try to as it would trust to its own muscle over tools because it's a fucking gorilla
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>>731043328
Sure they did
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If this match was redone, but the gorilla was trained for combat, what then?
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>>731043950
We'd have to train the bear and see what happens
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The Gorilla has range advantage.
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>>731043244
Gotta catch the bear first.
Motherfucker is twice the size of the gorilla and got big claws
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>>731043783
>we wouldn't have made this thread if we didn't already know.
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>>731042785
>I know that lots of people in this thread seem to really like the idea of the gorilla suplexing the bear

>only 2 posts in the thread before yours that state an opinion and they say grizzly

nice pasta and nice (you)s
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gorillas are scary, but rarely if ever fight to kill, only to show dominance in a social group.

Bears are fucking predators.

The bear would utterly destroy the gorilla, who after a few real hits would wonder why it's in a fight of there is no female to win.
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>>731044389
You caught me friend.
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>>731043825
Not to say that it would, but to say that a gorilla couldn't lift a rock large enough to kill a bear, that's dumb.
Just that gorillas wouldn't know TO lift a rock big enough to kill a bear, because THEY'RE dumb. Also, this anon knows best.
>>731042785
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>>731042637
I'd say the gorilla. Its a fuck ton faster, better at climbing, I get this image of the bear standing on its hind legs and the gorilla just fucking tackling it breaking ribs in the process, then grabbing the jaw and prying it open with both hands ripping it off that bears face. Then jumping up and down grunting.
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>>731042637
Silly question - Bear, Gorilla is a herbivore designed to show away to other male Gorillas while big cats pilfer his family out from under him.
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>>731042840
arm strength.
Gorilla's can trow a small car
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>>731044548
I am sure the gorilla would win, but he would also get hurt pretty bad.
Most likely he would just pull the jaws apart to kill the bear.
The gorilla is way smarter than the bear so can apply some tactics. The bear will just be like a nigger on a rampage.
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>>731044777
Shame they can't actually lift their arms high enough to throw anything properly, at best they can do a funny sort of sidearm throw, it comes with having a skeleton strong enough to carry those tendons and muscles.
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>>731043287
Gorillas are insanely strong but do they even know how to fight and kill? I think they mostly bite and grab each other and shit when the males fight. Grabbing is not the same as knowing how to break somethings neck or arms. Meanwhile the bear is built solidly and has killing instinct
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A better match up would be gorilla vs lion or tiger. A bear is to much for the gorilla
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Ok, better question
Black Panther or Leopard?
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One swipe, and the bear removed the gorillas spine. You can't beat 4-5 inch claws swing by a grizzly.
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>>731044950
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

And that was a little bitch chimp who was domesticated.
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>>731044994
I just googled it and they're basically the same thing
>I feel dumb
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>>731044991
Tigers are too much for anything anon, Gorilla wouldn't even know it was there, Bear would, good sense of smell, probably wouldn't help though.

>>731045098
Chimps are predatory, Gorillas aren't
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>>731044994
The black panther, they've usually got guns.
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>>731044950
bears are killing machines and are fast. Gorilla is strong and smart but the bear is more versed in deadly combat.
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>>731045098
Against two old ladies. Not a challenge.
And proves, apes know how to hurt, not kill. They fight for social status, not for food or their lives.
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>>731045197
Tiger vs Tigger?
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>>731042637
Gorilla. It has retard strength
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>>731045249
Chimps hunt but using group tactics and its only small shit like little monkeys
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>>731045215
Accurate.
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>>731045437
And deer and shit, certain chimp populations eat a fair bit of meat, unlike gorillas
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>>731042637
Gorilla wins

Gorilla is smart enough to run away from a close fight and live to the end of his 35-40 year life span, while the bear dies at the age of 28
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>>731042785
So what if you replace gorilla arms with chain saws just to improve its chance?
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>>731045555
grillaz have fangs, bears have claws like a motherfucker, the reach advantage is on the bear. That weapon alone makes it the clear victor, what does the monkey have other than a nigger brain.
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>>731045685
It will kill himself when smashing them on their chest
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>>731045197
Im talking about a gladiator type match between a tiger and gorilla. The gorilla can see the tiger and vice versa. On a equal playing field, the gorilla stands a good chance.
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>>731045685
Gorilla has no way to refuel, so motors wouldn't be running at all times. Gorilla has no arms left to pull rip cord and is forced to balance on one leg while trying to start the motors with his feet, this is optimum moment for bear to strike.
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>>731045737
Fangs won't help them, bears fat is thicker than the canines on a Gorilla. Bear has it all the way, not sure why you thought I think otherwise.

>>731045830
Nope, Gorillas die on the reg to cats much smaller than Tigers.
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>>731043877

Fucking Keked Hard.
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>>731042637
i think the gorilla will bleed to death from clawing before the bear loses.
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>>731045901
I concur.
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>>731042637
How about we spice things up. Make it a female silver back and throw its baby to a coke addled grizzly?
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>>731045831
I fucking died
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>>731042637
gorilla because it is much stronger and has a greater bite force plus the gorilla can climb trees but so can the grizzly just no as well, the gorillas teeth are much sharper and there are two big ones,that's like instead of lying on a bed of nails you just sat on a board with two nails with another one on top of you and 1300 psi is being applied, also its jaw span is much larger so the grizzly would get rekt, although the grizzly is much larger and heavier the gorilla is more than capable of killing it.
>>731042785
also your speech is copied from a website you cuck use your actual brain.
if you anons want proof just look up gorilla v grizzly and click the first website.
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>>731042637
It should be gorilla vs American black bear. That would be more fair
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>>731046057
If someone posts dumshit copy pasta, I can respond with copypasta.
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>>731045830
The better question is gorilla vs large black bear or gorilla vs mountain lion
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Gorilla warfare is notorious for sneak moves, he will flank the bear while he hibernates and wear his pubes as a sign of courage and triumph.
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>>731045901
But those situations involve leopards ambushing the gorilla. If you get a prime silver back who's ready for a fight and can see his opponent, then he stands a better chance. Not saying he wins the majority but he could take 3-4 out of 10.
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>>731046057
grillaz bring no real weapon to the fight other than biting the bear. the bear has huge claws and superior reach with them, plus its a fucking bear.
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>>731042637
The nigger can clearly open it's mouth bigger
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>Gorilla sees angry bear charging at it
>throws poop at bear and jumps up and down
>bear gets mad at being covered in poop and laughed at
>bear eats gorilla
Bear wins
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>>731046108

but it's not.
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>>731046057
>gorilla because it is much stronger
incorrect
>has a greater bite force
gorillas do not bite during fights
>gorilla can climb trees
incorrect
> so can the grizzly just no as well
bears are far better climbers than gorillas
> the gorillas teeth are much sharper
incorrect
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>>731046193
Also grizzlys are 5 mph faster
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>>731046191
Potentially Leopards can reach 90kg but predate adult Gorillas. Potentially Tigers can reach 300kg, a Gorilla doesn't have a shitshow in hell realistically, it's smart enough to be trying to figure a way the fuck out of the fight.
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Gorilla a shit, bear for GOAT
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>>731046424
Mother fuckers can run up to 40 mph. Holy fuck.
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>>731042637
The black dude. No question.
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>>731046424
better question is bear vs shark. Also side note would anyone want to watch Bearnado?
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I'm gonna go with the grizzly, while the silver back gorilla might be smarter and have faster, the grizzly would just force the gorilla to the ground before it could move and bite its neck with very strong teeth.
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>>731046616
Gorilla isn't faster
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Grizzly simply because it is much more likely to commit to homicidal violence than the gorilla. All primates have a heightened sense of self preservation much like our own species and would be more likely to retreat in the face of a real threat. A Grizzle doesn't have this, which in my opinion makes it much more dangerous.\

It's what makes animals like the Honey Badger so terrifying, even if they aren't particularly dangerous in a conventional sense, the fearlessness and ruthlessness of animals can more than compensate for that fact.
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>>731046532
ya thats why you play dead, cause otherwise you will just die tired. a human can run like 25 mph at best, and most of murica is slower than that because of diebetus
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Force= mass x acceleration

900 lbs at 34 mph vs 500 lbs at 25 mph
Do the math buds
Don't fuck with a bear.
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>>731042637
Grizzly, almost twice the weight to throw around, would dominate and push back during every encounter.
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Are they motivated?
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>>731046863
I suggested cocaine and sacrificing a baby gorilla.
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>>731042637
This always causes a shit storm
In reality, bear will win most of the time, it mostly depends on the environment they fight open fields I give it to bear, lush deep jungle obviously gorilla, I've seen gorillas go ape shit on other animals it's not pretty if they get their hands on them. But I doubt in normal condition that the gorilla could get close enough to the bear without being swiped at with those 2ft long claws(over exaggerating)
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>>731042785
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>>731045555
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>>731046413
>bears are better climbers than gorillas
In general yes, but not grizzlies.
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Grizzly would win, then hibernate and die. Like in the Revenant
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>>731045783
Kek
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>>731047969
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Silverbacks cant even defend against a leopard. Now imagine something 3× bigger then that.
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>>731045805
Meanwhile in the E.U.
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>>731047558
well done
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>>731042637
Attention Fag Anons leave There is no use in spending your time on this stupid thread, The Bear would win because it has claws and thick skin, gorillas don't use their teeth in battle only there arms and legs also grizzly bears are faster so leave this copy pasta thread now.
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>>731042637
Grizzly wins
Flawless Victory!
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>>731048375
What about an american black bear you faggot?
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>>731043137
someone has no idea just how fucking thick a grizzly skull is
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>>731044548
grizzly's are both faster and better at climbing than gorrilas idiot
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>>731048468
Keep in mind that they are very large in some places, up to 600lbs.
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>>731048407
this
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SMH I dunno but I sure'd pay good money to see it
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I work for a zoo and could theoretically get a silverback in the same cage as a Kamchatka brown bear. I'd obviously be fired and might even get some jail time so you'd have to make it worth my while but I could definitely arrange it, even with live-stream and shit.
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>>731045577
Bears are faster than gorillas
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Gorillas are regularly killed by leopards in the wild. You think it stands a chance against a full grown grizzly? You kids are retarded.
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>>731042785
True. A human strong like silverback would probably defeat the bear, but animal is not smart enough to use proper tactics while fighting.

I assume that gorilla would just run away from the grizzly. While fighting, it would just rush the bear and that would be a huge mistake, grizzly would maul that ape.
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So does it really work to pretend you are dead if you see a bear?
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>>731042785
Was this written by a grizzly bear
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The bear basically has handfuls of knives.
Your number for the gorilla's strength is a massive exaggeration, as feats of grizzlies pretty much match recorded feats of silver backs.
The bear wins due to:
Size advantage. .
Anatomy. The bear is much more evenly distributed, while the gorilla will be down for the count when one of its arms is cut to ribbons by,
Claws. The biggest decider in the fight is that a bear basically has handfulls of knives to cut anything to ribbons in a few swipes.
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>>731044353
While a bear would probably be faster in a 40-yard dash, a gorilla is much more agile and dexterous
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>>731049565
You dont need that when you are a fucking bear.
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>>731043244
Go-rilla, use Snap Attack!
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It's historically proven that the bear would win.

During the 'wild west' days of early settlement, they would import all sorts of exotic animals and make them fight. It became very predictable very quickly--mostly because, while the 'exotic' predators were all powerful, they were also built to run fast maim quickly, whereas the bear is built with far more padding (thicker hide, lots of fat) to be extremely durable--as well as having the lethality of an apex predator.

Barring putting it against something poisonous that would kill it eventually afterwards, the only thing that can take out a bear in a controlled environment fight is another bear.
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>>731049565
Even Bruce Lee admitted he would be defeated by Muhammad Ali due to strength differences. Agility doesn't mean much when you don't use weapons or your strength equals opponent's.
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>>731042637
Grizzly, because the gorrila is just a nigger
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>>731046057
You write like a moron trying to sound smart
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>>731049151
link
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>>731046057

I don't get how people can argue stuff like this.

Gorillas are designed to climb, to whack at and intimidate rivals and predators, and so on.

Bears are designed to kill things with its face.
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>>731046057
asshole doesn't know bears are prolific tree climbers
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>>731042785
did a bear write this
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>>731051644

designed by whom?
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>>731042785
Oh my god. noice.
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>>731052338
Evolution.
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>>731052338
ohboyherewego.jpg
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The guy who televises this fight and charges for it.
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>>731043140
the fuck is wrong with these cats?
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>>731052775
More money than brains.
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bear wins, anyone saying gorilla is either a troll or an autist
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the bear. blacks are people too <3
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>>731043688
9 times out of 10 a german shepherd would defeat an average male?
nope, I disagree, more like 2/10.
All you gotta do is get a finger in one of his eyes real good, then do the other eye, get on the dogs back, drive your knee into his spine while pulling back his head by his eyes and you'll fuck him up real fast. Try to twist and snap his neck. Now, of course its not gonna be that easy and you'll probably get some chunks of skin bitten off, and its gonna be a bloody mess. but given the vastly superior intelligence of the average male over the dog, its an easy win.
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>>731042785
(You)
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Generallly gorillas are fairly social, I don't think he'd get singled out easily

The bear has a serious height advantage (on hinds) as well as a fiercer bite (teeth and snout like wolves)

The gorilla is built for pulling its own weight, but I don't think it has the skill to kill the bear.

The bear spends more time actually fending for its life than just fucking around with other gorillas.

Grizzly wins
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>>731042637

If a bear shits in the woods, would a gorilla throw it?
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>>731042843
Grizzlies are smarter at killing prey and fighting other animals off, including other bears. They are faster than a gorilla by far, and are built very strong so their bodies can take a lot of punishment
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>>731057941
Also everyone who is saying gorillas are stronger are retarded. I've seen a black bear pick up half a moose I had hanging, and run with it, and grizzlies are probably 5x as strong,
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I don't know but I know who would lose. The poor man who got too close to this event eating his meatball sub.
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This is a solitary apex predator that doesn't hesitate to kill, armed with with claws, dense fur, fat, and muscle vs a social herbivore that bares its teeth and thumps its chest in an attempt to avoid most conflict
gorillas are cool and all but it would get absolutely shit on by a grizzly
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