REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

sage?

>>731031956
YES

Bacon

>>731031956
plis

>>731031956
Cool. A wife and a girlfriend.

Eh, good enough

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>>731031956
This is now a Spiderman thread

>>731031956
eh, the wife won't be happy about that. And I might not be too thrilled after she cuts off my johnson.

okay

>>731031956
I wish...

>>731031956
shut the FUCK up.

>>731031956
Literally taking a shit RIGHT NOW.

I hope my wife likes her!

worth a shot y not

if only

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All this virgins HAHAHAHA

>>731031956
y e e t

Right because these threads always come true

>>731031956
noice

>>731032397
includin you

>>731031956
Hrm....

pls

HERE WE GO

True

Wtb gf 500 gbp

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I will never have a grillfriend

Should I kill current one first?

>>731032480
Nah m8 , I'm 17 and I might have fucked more girls than you in your whole life

>Inb4 underage b&
>Reset router

>>731031956
ok

ok

>>731031956
but she died

>>731031956
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ok

>>731031956
How, I don't know any girls

>>731031956
PLEASE

>>731031956

Witness me

worth a try right

Big tits pls

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>>731032148

>>731032586
same anon, want a hug?

Sure M8

>>731031956
ofc

>>731031956
espidifen

>>731031956
lol soo cute

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Yes pls

>>731031956
are we saging this bitch?

>>731031956
Let's see

I am not a robot

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>>731032586
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>>731031956
hmu please

Nope fuck that not replying

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test reply
please don't reply

https://s1.webmshare.com/0r6Pe.webm

>>731032586
I love this image

>>731032625
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>731031956
pls

>>731031956
THANKS

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>>731032625

I hate myself

Fine

gud

say no more

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>>731031956
Gotta cover all the bases

>>731032950
Ban me pls

>>731031956
sample text

Why not

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sup

>>731031956
lit

>>731032310
Me too

If only Megan would be mine.

>>731031956

Yes

ok

Dangs

cannot risk it

wont happen

Kms

finally

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Then I'll just get cucked the next day, not worth it.

>>731031956
Worth a shot qwq

>>731031956
reply

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>>731031956

>>731031956
Come on

>>731031956
roll

>>731031956
well, who's to say?

O-ok

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Bullshit

Lmao k

fgsfds

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>>731031956


She bettter like video games and anime or DC or Marvel or something and not just some boring whore who obsessed about clothes and male singers.

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Gib girlfriend

>>731031956
you better be right op

>>731031956
dear god please

>>731031956
well i hope this works

>>731031956
Ok

Pls.

Cmonnn

>>731031956
k

>>731031956
I can't help but think about the anon who replied(possibly me included) who actually gets a gf by tomorrow. He will remain enslaved to /b/ for the rest of his miserable life.

>>731031956
I replied to this thread a week ago, still single

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>>731034964
you're not doing it right!

Evelyn please!

>>731031956
Ayy lmao

pls

just got divorced. what if i don't want a girlfriend tomorrow?

I don't think it works that way

>>731031956
Ayy lmao

>>731031956
I need gril

>>731031956
Dank

>>731031956
Sadly you are lying.

dude i wish

Ok

>>731031956
sure kid

>>731031956
fuck it im lonely

>>731031956
Never worked befor, but now is the time

äide

Bah

aw sweet

>>731031956
yas

I believe

>>731031956
bs

>>731035066
checked
also what am I doing wrong ?

A man can dream

>>731031956
Please

k

>>731031956
I have 0 faith in this

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Word

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Does that mean I'll have two?

Epic

i want 2

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>>731031956
It'll work this time fellas, I can feel it in my bones.

>>731031956
lies

ok.

cool, thanks

let´s see

hi

>will have girlfriend by tomorrow
Roll

>>731031956
counting on you, anon

>>731031956
omg this thread worked!

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>>731031956
You better be right OP

>>731031956
great
always wanted another

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Still waiting

Lel

>>731031956
Wifey when?

>>731031956
once again i reply ;-;

Worth a shot

>>731031956
Reply

>>731031956
Doubt it

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Dubs and nobody will get a gf tomorrow

Ok

>>731031956
no i wont

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>>731031956

Reeeeee

Need a new adition to my harem, so why not

Pls.

>>731031956
K.

Come on please

after i just got cheated on this would be nice.

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guess who got a girlfriend yesterday

>>731031956
more cunt?

>>731031956
I'll play your game, my wife will be mad tho

not taking the chances

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>>731031956
>>731031956
REPLYING FFS

>>731031956
yes pls

lol XD!

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if fake i will commit suicide

>>731031956
OP I trust you. Work your Jew magic and get me laid.
>I'll just end up with another cat

>>731031956
you never came through the first ten times

so, fuck you, OP

Lies

>>731031956
Ok

Sure

>>731031956
A bloody bandaid across the nose that is not swollen nor bleeding but would have blacked her eyes. Blood rubbed on the not swollen nor injured lip. Literally just red eyes from rubbing her liberal tears.

This girl has not experienced a good beatin but probably deserves one.

Pls

>>731038173
Oh and also, what was a bandaid across the nose supposed to do? I dont know where OP got this picture but I want to find out.

I really like a girl, and we've been fucking and cuddling and shit. She says she likes me and it's strange because she hasn't opened up to anyone like she has to me, but she just got out of a relationship and she wants time to heal, so.. I guess I might as well post in this thread.

>>731038173
>deserves one
well, no gf for you, you monster

>>731031956
lol ok

Work your magic OP

>>731031956
Just to make me more sad about my life...

Hope this shit works!

>>731031956
Ok

>>731038372
>hasnt opened up to anyone but you

>needs time to heal

I think you are emotional crutch anon. Just from personal experience, I dont think you'll ever be in a relationship with her, she will probably cut you off when she finds somebody else.

This is just my opinion.

Thank you

Oh hay gurl

>>731031956
yes

Worth a try

>>731031956
meepo

Actually, i have an appointment in 1 hour from now.
I'm planning to make her my gf, but not today

>>731031956
Mono

>>731031956

this would be nice

I believe

>>731031956
a beat-up girlfriend tho?

yeeet

>>731031956
that poor cutie

>>731031956
okay

In the name of KEK I wanna witness this miracle

>>731038797
we believe

Might as well try

Ill play your game

>>731031956
Aww shit nigga, thanks!

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Bobo's wacky crusades

Oooh

K

>>731031956

lieeee

K

Just here to roll

>>731031956
What's this memery?

I'm wasted

>>731031956
I prefer get dubs

>>731031956
A

>>731038372
Lmao. Prolly my ex. Post her initials

>>731031956

>>731031956
At first glance, I thought she had a piece of bacon on her nose

Please

>>731038672
god dammit.. that just fucking hit me hard, anon

If only it were that easy.

>>731031956
Please do it

k

Sure

Im lonely.

>>731038384
Who is more monster. The girl who stages a beating or the guy who calls her out... I know OP's pic is unrelated and boring but its obviously of a girl who obviously staged some kind of beating or pulled some emo shit. I've no tolerance for liars or pussies. I've known too many "woe is me" "the world is against me" but please please give me attention kind of pussies. Kind of pussies that just gotta have their adderall to focus but they're always out so can never get anything done, gotta have their ambien to sleep but are always out so thats why they smoke all your weed, have allergies so they cant help mow the grass motherfuckers. And they dont wash their hands either but get all bitchy when you tell them to before they stick their stink fingers in your ice bin or bag of chips. Need gas money to drive grandma to the doctor when grandma gets more through social security and welfare (for fat lazy shits) benefits that I make in 4 months.

Motherfuckers.

>>731038888
h-holy KEK so am I the choosen one?

Nigs

>>731031956
ok

>>731031956
ok

>>731031956
shit

>>731039353
This anon is all used up!

>>731039154
ALZ

>>731031956
hehe

i fucking wish

>>731031956
I'm down

>>731039188
Ouch I'm sorry bro and nice dubs btw... but I cant really tell from just one anon post... but I can tell... girls do that. Get a nice non threatning guy as a stand in while they look for the next relationship... Its tough to chew but thats how it works sometimes. Try to distance yourself and be unavailable... thats the only thing that might make this girl stick around...


again just personal experience and opinion

>>731031956

i hope she's ok

>>731031956
Willy willy bum bum
Original
You
Very
Enormorous
Yid

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buca girl get

>>731031956
Ok

%triforce

Alrite

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plox

of course

>k
kk

>>731031956
k

>>731039656
thanks /b/rother, this has really been fucking with me lately. I can't wrap my head around doing everything that someone does in a relationship (we go on dates, we do cute things for each other, we fuck, and I normally stay the night), but not be in a physical relationship. I'm constantly doubting her, despite how much I want to trust her

But will she being me happiness till death or just another statistic?

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last chance for buca girl

Sure

goteem

>>731031956
do i get two?

maymays

>>731031956

won't work but whatever

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Doubt it but please.

It's been too long :(

>>731031956
pls

this is last chance

Kk

>>731039999
checked

>>731031956
a hot one?

aye

>>731031956
yay

Let's go

1 gfs

Hope this works

>>731039498
Oh you wanna talk about used up. How about the roommate who smokes all your weed. He disappears for days at a time then comes back all fucking sick with eyes as wide as dinnerplates (cuz meth) and just gotta have some weed to settle down. Borrows money, then gives any money he earns to his family who "steals his money" gotta have gas money for fat ass pentecostal family to get to the doctor then pukes all over your antique rug because he just had to eat those hot link sausages you told him not to bec. he puked the last time. Make a nice salad and offer him some but he's "gotta have meat" (he literally sounds like an Al Bundy fucking cartoon character). Is type 1 diabetic but doesnt take care of himself, forgets when or if he has taken his insulin but when suggested help replies "I dont keep a schedule bec. it makes me mad and I drink 65oz slushies bec. when somebody tells me I cant have something it makes me want it more" Fucking manchild.

Yes an antique rug. I paid a lot for it, coral pink with oriental designs. Fucking loser gonna soon be ex fucking roomate. Or dead.

>>731031956
No

>>731031956
No u

pls make it real

>>731031956
I'll have a qt3.14 if dubs

>>731031956
Ok

Please.

>>731031956

I hope my husband likes her.

Yo hmu with that cutie I have been chatting to

>>731031956
Yay

>>731031956
okay

>>731040445
You and I have super dif probs anon...but ya I respect that shit I guess.

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k

>>731031956
Gee bill, TWO girlfriends?

sure

k

Lol good luck Internet wizards, you got your work cut out for you.

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>>731031956

>>731031956
ok

>>731040055
>double dubs.

Let's try it

>>731031956
no time for that shit

>>731031956
pls

>>731039908
Well shes obviously comfortable around you, and I'm sure you are a comfort, she can rely on you despite her last relationship that obviously didnt work out. But if shes not willing to commit to anything (if you are doing these things... you ARE in a relationship) then its only slightly obvious you are a "fill-in". Sounds like you are in a one sided relationship. If you get a little distant and unavailable you might get her to commit to something. But dont be upset with this flows down the gutter. I'm 29, single, grew up with 3 sisters and have had 2 hot girlfriends and 3 ugly fatties. I'm no expert but I have been there. Get ready to be dumped when she finds somebody else or get distant and see if she wants you enough to do the commiting...

I dont know your experience, I dont pretend to, but from what you posted it sound to me like she's not willing to commit though you are obviously playing the boyfriend role...

Get more advice before you worry about this. I'm slightly drunk. But not shitting you... just drunk.

>>731031956
g<dh

>>731031956
Didn't work last time so fuck you asshole/

i know this is bullshit, but i feel so unloved that i'm willing to gamble on it.

>>731031956

sweet

Replied

i hope so kek

Wisj

>>731031956
ok

Can be your mother? Whatever anyways tomorrow I'll still be a virgin

>>731031956
even if I do respond and I do get Gf she will probably be crawling out of a gutter and have like 16 nipples and be slightly obese

I'm trusting you this time

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>>731031956

>>731040749
Well this guy... >>731040445
He's not a "bad" guy. Been one of my best friends since elementary school. Never tries to piss me off on purpose. But is a drug addict and a pussy. Its the being a pussy part that really gets to me. My father was military. I was raised to never make excuses for myself. I really cant stand when said roomate knows full well he shouldnt eat a box of donuts and a 200 ounce slushie but does it anyway, gets sick, then wants to be pitied. I have no pity for any pussy grown ass man.

Gonna soon be an ex roomate. I know his family is a bunch of shitholes and uses him, I know he has nowhere else to go, but when I told him he shouldnt quit his job he put in his 2 weeks notice and didnt even go back to work for 1 day. I've coddled him too much, letting him live with me and eat my food. Fucking manchild is gonna grow up real quick bec. he's about to get the boot. He doesnt know this. Its gonna be a shock, but theres no polite way to do it, and if I "give him time" he's only gonna come up with more excuses.

lol, like this could actually work :D

i did this fucker yesterday, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

plz