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/b/, guess my gender.

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/b/, guess my gender.
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Autism
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>>731027694
kek
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male
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trap
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fucking attack chopper
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shemale
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Female
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trisexual cisqueer girlman
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You're just looking for an excuse to get triggered!
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>>731028106
not at all
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Looks like a lesbo so, female
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>>731027642
nigger
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None. Nouns have genders, people have sexes.
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>>731028319
alright, what sex am i then?
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>>731027694
fpbp
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your a otherkin f22 fighter jet
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>>731028350
none ya virgin
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>>731027642
gurl.
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>>731027642
Shouldn't be hard to guess sense it's a 50/50 chance
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>>731028581
take a shot then
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fuck you, you fucking bitch ass nigga, kill yourself, no one likes you, even Milkel hates you
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underage male

get the fuck out
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>>731028664
Male
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>>731028423
kekd
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Now guess my other gender.
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>>731027694
Underrated post
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fucking white sis transmale
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>>731027642
you are transgiraffeian, ive always wanted to fuck a giraffe but also a girl just like you
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>>731030293
id be up for that
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>>731030467
what is your Kik, maybe ill let you ride my cock someday
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>>731027642
fuckable
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>>731027642
what toothpaste do you use?
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Cicciona fai schifo suicidati puttana
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>>731031452
zyklon B
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>>731027642
transgénero
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>>731027642
im going to guess doesnt matter because you plan on changing it to the other one if you havent already
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>>731030293
>>731030865
>>731031112
desperate thirsty virgin motherfuckers,get some standards!
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>>731031954
of course I'm thirsty to fuck a giraffe girl, aren't you?
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>>731032240
you know it all too well
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>>731032240
Hell to the No,i'm not so desperate i need to creep on 15yo girls built like 10yo boys,j/s
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>>731032432
>doesnt like girls
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>>731032432
if fucking a 9 yr old wife is good enough for the prophet muhammad its good enough for me
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>>731032639
>has to creep on androgenous teens in the hopes of losing their virginity in mommies basement at 25
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>>731032709
>is gonna be hella cucked when he goes to "allah" and finds out his 72 virgins are all loser ass doods like himself...
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>>731032855
not muslim just prefer fucking lil girls

gotcha to respond
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>>731032776
im much older than that buddy, and she lives in MY basement
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>>731027642
Um... one of the imaginary ones?
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>>731033028
And you're fucking BRAGGING
KYS before you make yourself look even MOAR
Autistic.
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>filename

Kek
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>>731027642
Why dont you become a Jew and go camping?
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>>731033213
i dont think too highly of myself
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Steamy dreamy creamy
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>>731033222
you mean s/he isnt one? i mean look at those glasses...
>>731033242
GTFO /b/ that'll help a ton,trust me on this one...
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>>731033338
i think that advice could apply to anyone, if im honest
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>>731033096
autism is pretty hot but down syndrome is hotter
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>>731033445
some of us don't base our self esteem on the opinion of cancerous newfags,just gonna put that right here...
>>731033473
I think that's a bit excessive but then i remember where I am,kek...
OP,will you answer questions?
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>>731033611
ill answer questions. sure
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>>731033687
this may sound mean but seriously trying to guess now im bored,so...
when you touch yourself,what does it smell like?
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>>731033763
cum
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>>731027642
italian
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>>731033822
such an ambiguous answer,you're enjoying this arent you?
ok next question,do you happen to have a pic without the thick glasses?
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>>731033822
>cum
ive literally seen women with vaginas refer to their vaginal fluids as cum. liek bitch you moist what the fuk
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mentally ill
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>>731033924
no, i dont sorry
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>>731027642
Gay
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>>731034031
shame you should get one i think you'd get alot of compliments on it regardless of which gender you are.
next question is:first name of your best friend?
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>>731034172
i would say i have a best friend
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>>731034261
Don't pity seek,I'm immune and the others will attack you,you said you'd answer questions so im waiting for my answer...
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>>731034352
im not saying i dont have friends, i just wouldnt consider any my best friend
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>>731034415
ok I'll concede that one,while not the answer I sought,you did answer
next question,when you touch yourself do you fantasize about boys,girls,or both?
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>>731034574
girls
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>>731034623
ok now im confused,you said something about bouncing on some losers dick before,if that was you... were you leading them on?
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>>731034742
yeah, i was just fucking with them
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>>731034781
well my questions are getting me nowhere,and from just the pick i'd either say you're a girl who needs some fashion help,or a boy with very feminine features,im going to guess girl...
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>>731035001
im a boy with very feminine features.

yeah...
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>>731027642
ur a potato
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>>731035082
it will change as you get older,dont be so hard on yourself girls like a "babyface" so enjoy it while you've got it,lol
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>>731035223
you say that, yet i very much know that'll never happen
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>>731035281
It will,unless you're planning on offing yourself...
(Btw im speaking from personal experience)
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>>731035372
idk, i cant predict the future. but i dont have high hopes for it.
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>>731035436
stream it
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>>731035436
thats right you cant,you dont know what will happen a week a month a year from now...
TBH it matters alot more what you're like inside,chicks dig a guy who listens to them buys them shit,and is willing to lick their asshole,looks are pretty irrelevant.
and besides until then theres always porn and theres no shame in that.
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>>731035582
well yeah, but if no girls talk to me how will they realise these things about me?
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>>731035693
LMAO just hold out past high school,faggot it gets MUCH better i swear to you.
if you cant then GTFO /b/ bc you aint gonna find any here,you SEE how many desperate motherfuckers there are round here,makes me feel like I need a shower personally...
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>>731035877
the only reason i post pictures of myself to /b/ is because theses desperate fucks think im a girl and compliment me. it makes me feel better about myself, you know?
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>>731035993
you are kind of a sexy bitch ;)
lmao
and no im not a fag,just tryna make you laugh.
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>>731036116
congrats, it worked
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>>731036186
well today wasnt a total loss.
Listen,honest advice...
LOSE the trucker cap,make sure your clean and your hair is combed,put on a nice shirt,go up to the prettiest girl to you in your school and tell her you think she's dreamy and you'd like to take her to dinner and get to know her. YES,she's probably going to laugh at/insult you,but who gives a fuck? and I bet you other girls will notice/hear about and start talking to you....
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>>731036381
i thank you for the advice, but that would never fucking work, i wont bother with it.
also, i dont actually wear caps, that was just a shitty gag
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>>731027642
You can't ask things like that when you have a 50/50 shot at the correct answer. And there is no multiple choice here
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>>731036467
that's why all these losers are in here like you,b/c they wont try bc theyre scared of being shot down like you,WHY?? if it fails,what have you lost? pick another piece of pussy and try it again,law of averages my homie,if you ask 10-12 girls,ONE of them will say yes,and that's if one who's already crushing on you doesnt approach you between #5-6 bc she notices she's about to miss her chance....
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>>731036702
when youre so beta your taking dating advice from /b/, youre definitely not gonna do that. i do appreciate the help, however
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>>731036890
oh if i could reach through the screen and smack you....
you think women LIKE these preening self absorbed faggots standing around scratching their nuts and bragging about how much pussy they get? NOOOOOO......
Grow a pair,try what i said,SEE what happens,i DARE you....
(btw my wife is chiming in with "it'll woooorrrrrkkk")
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>>731037092
im sorry, im just too much of a pussy
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>>731027642
crusader
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>>731037198
WHY tho? what have you got to lose?
you obviously are capable of laughing at yourself,and you dont seem overtly stupid,USE that
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>>731027642
scientist
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>>731037412
its not as if i can talk to girls. not to mention that i fucking despise most of them
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>>731037602
start hrt and get a boyfriend
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>>731037602
you're not after the girl,just the pussy,jeezus
the shit isnt just gonna fall in your lap,dood.
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>>731037695
i dotn give a shit about pussy tbh. just girls
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>>731037767
you sad faggot, *feels*
like i said,all of that gets better as you get older,that angsty teen bullshit is something we ALL have...
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>>731037864
only time can tell
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>>731037957
hang in there mah boi
and go check out like xhamster or motherless,the raggedy crackwhores motherfuckers fap to here will haunt your nightmares.....
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>>731038213
maybe one day i'll reflect on your advice leading to success. I thank you in advance
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>>731038454
cant know if you dont try,even failure brings wisdom. good luck to you slim.
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Gender d oesnt exist anymore, racist haha
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