Let's play B/tards/

You start by getting a blood transfusion, after which you spend your time not sure if any things real or just a dream, you go around killing people who are diseased and insane until you eventually are forced to kill your wheelchair bound mentor who's dream you've been trapped inside.

you're a yellow ball eating other balls, there's ghosts that look like theyre from that game pacman, you're pacman

>>731008894
Ms. Pacman?

>>731008894
Is it pacman?

>>731008842
bborne

>>731008800
if something touches you, you die.

>>731009010
Correct

Find the company you were working for is now cooking your friends, escape, get high, go on a spirit quest only to return and be made into food yourself.

>>731008894
Turok 2?

>>731009012
Asteroids?

>>731009070
no

>airplane crash
>smelly moist city
>drug addicts with bunny fetish
>sleeper agent
>go golfing with dad

>>731008800

You start off in Space or some shit, marine squad crash on a fucked planet full of robotic looking aliens.. eventually they turn you into one after they capture you. By the end of the game you're shooting black holes and shit out of crazy ass guns

>>731009038
getting warmer

>>731009012
Silver surfer?

>>731008800
>time to die
>nope
>time for others to die
>yup
>killed by cash

>>731008800
You go around you do whatever you want you basically just do slave type work

Ayys everywhere but in the order 2-3-1

>>731009320
Minecraft?

10000 guns

>>731009539
borderlands

>Grabbin pills
>Matrix copyright lawsuit
>Russians
>Thicc chick who hold guns real well
>More story, less shooting action
>Ragdolls like potato sacks

>>731008800
>you're a kid
>you're a squid

>>731008800
>gonna join the terrorists
>play with shiny rocks
>the ending isn't very satisfying

>>731008800
>B/tards/
It's /b/tards you fucking faggot.

>>731009594
>grabbin pills
l4d2

>>731009637
Sorry not Sorry

>>731009620
Hello Kitty Island Adventure?

Thing falls and others disappear together.

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>>731009483
Too easy I guess

>>731009214
Quake, the new one. Don't remember the number, all of them are bullshit alien things.

>>731009643
Not even close

>>731009127

Rayman - Raving Rabbits?

>>731009127
bioshock

>>731008800
Children get sent into the forest/wild alone to catch and fight wild animals.

>>731009281
no

>>731008800
>a man magically goes from /b/tard to fucking Aphrodite in 17 days.

>>731008800
Its about a pirate and you're a sailor but there isn't any water. You have to get rocks and travel the world.

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>>731008800

game 1: you are vampire guy, boss vampire guy doesnt like that you evolved to be better than him. he breaks you and throws you into a bad place. you rot and burn in bad place for like 10 eons. squid god says "lol nope" and pulls you out of bad place, your body is #fukkked. gotta kill your brother vampires for 'reasons'. go to kill boss vampire and he escapes into time vortex

game 2: follow boss vampire through time vortex through 3 distict time periods of your land. learn secrets about an ancient secret race, finally catch up to boss vampire and decide to save his life thus creating a time paradox.

game three: turns out boss vampire was a good guy that was supposed to save all life from the squid god, who turned out to be a bad dude

>>731009271

Turok?

Start off being retarded, work your way to the top, gotta work with more retards to kill a retard, in the end of the day, youre retarded for putting hours on end into something retarded

>>731008800
>infuriating puzzles
>beautiful enviroments

>>731009031
Oddworld series. Is it abes odysseus

>>731009687
tetris

>>731009916

Mario Party?

You crash land on a huge WMD after being attacked by aliens. Decide to use the WMD but then regret that decision.

>>731009594

Ez Max Anal Pain

>>731009916
any vidya ever?

>>731009127
bioshock

>>731009917
God Of War?

>>731009828
pokemon

>>731009817
yeehaw correct

>>731009643
>>731009594
Max!
Payne!
Im coming for you payne!

>>731009972
Not what i intended, but now that you mention it, it does describe that too.

you fight robots then somehow end up fighting eachother as a team

>>731009922
yep.

>>731009876
Legacy of Kain soul Reaver

>>731008800
>beating up bats
>falling through floors

>>731009876
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

>>731010038
no

>>731009917
The Witness

>>731008800
>have to solve murder
>you are the murder

>>731010173
>>731010141

correct

>>gentlemen
>>>Welcome to dubai

>>731010079
>>731010000
GGWP

>>731010215
>>731009917 no

>you are a jew
>your goal is to get laid

>>731010000
holy fuck

>>731010296
Leisure suit larry

Nigga paid for nothing

>>731010296
leisure suit larry

>>731010296
Leisure Suit Larry

Cleaning a tropical island while chasing a clone.

You live a peaceful life in a library, suddenly your father figure is killed, all the steel in the country gets shitty and you are forced to kill your half-brother.

>>731008800
>i can't believe it
>what's going on
>huh?
>a fucking dog did this?!?!?

>>731008800
its like game of thrones risk with super fucking loud elephants wrecking house.

>be beta
>bro dies
>get high
>kill some animals
>get high
>Fuck some chick
>get high
>learn friend was raped
>get high
>Theres more to the game after that one guy dies? Really?

Then i got high

>>731010489
Goat simulator

>>731010489
Silent hill 3

>>731010551
no

>>731010529

far cry 3

>>731010581
so very close..it was SH 2

>>731010529
God of War

>>731010489
Silent Hill
>>731010529
Far Cry

My frog jumped down a hole. Dammit, I loved him!! I jump down the hole to find him. HOLY SHIT, a sweet monster truck! Gonna use this bitch to find my frog.

>>731010529
far cry 3

>>731010622
>>731010631
Correct

>>731010372
Mario sunshine. great fuckin game

>>731010645
battle toads

>>731008894
call of duty: black ops 2

>walking through town.
>see some chums having a bit of a chat.
"heard any news from the other provinces?" One man says
>The other responds
"nothing I'd like to talk about"
>they say goodbye.

>guy works two jobs
>tries to juggle work and relationships, while helping his community
>goes to a wedding
>is suddenly the big dog
>things escalate
>quits his job
>the end until DLC

Brother is kidnapped, fight off evil spirits with the help of a mad scientist.

>>731008800
>fail at life
>wake up, ded
>spooky skull says "UR NOT DED, GTFO"
>meet dead gf ;__;
>try to an hero, hundreds of times
>fail at death
>meet urself
>kill urself
>win

>>731010625
Fuck, i just remembered the dog ending so fucking well.

Sh3 was the girl, wasnt it? With the pipe choice?

>Mexican
>young
>have primate companion
>parents forced me to go
>orange fucker trying to steal my shit

>>731010703
NO, you youngster

>>731009012
call of duty (where a single knife wound is worse than a .50 cal to the gut)

>>731010784
yup

>2 holes
>1 big f**king raygun

>>731010756
Sleeping dogs

>>731010761
luigi's mansion

>>731010830
no

>>731010814

Dora The Explorer - The Game

>>731010835

Portal

>>731009917
The Talos Principle?

>>731009012
dark souls

>>731008800
you have super human x-ray vision and can slow time with your magical wwii rifle.

>hi, im a spaceman
>no, we wont be in space
>this game is about me kicking shit
>no no, you cant kick, but here, control this robot t-rex

>deliver shit
>go to a house
>bitch inside tried to kill me
>ok

>kids taking on the family mission

Command thinks by taking down one enemy capital ship down with high losses it saved the day and keeps pushing into enemy territory, only to lose two star systems, one of which inhabited by 400 million people, to a supernova, and the entire fleet.

>>731010985
Sniper ew-feet

>>731010764
Dante's Inferno?

>>731010451
Bioshock Infinite?

A fucking nigga who can't follow a fucking train.

>>731010936
Ez

>>731010884
im gonna fucking cry now. wtf, just say yes for once, fuck.

>Who.. are you?
>Why Hadvar, I'm you

>>731010962
no

You're sitting with a bodyguard, a droid, a cripple and a dog.

>>731011108
mafia 3

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>>731010814
America, 2017

>riding my bike hard as i can
>OH FUCK THAT CAR FELL ON THAT GUY
>OH SHIT A DOG AFTER ME
>A GODDAMN GAS STATION ROBBERY AT NOON?!
>SOMEONE STOP THAT BABY, AND THAT GHOST

>>731011108
GTA:SA mah niggz

>>731011148
Top kek

>>731011134
Oblivion

>woman has idea
>everything goes to shit
>she cries alot
>males die
>empowerment

>>731008800
so... theres two brothers and they fight over land and then they have people fight eachother in an endless fight
one guy lived with a wizard i think

>>731009736

I was describing Quake 4, but the new one might well have a similar plot

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>>731008800
>B/tards/

how do you fuck up this bad?

>>731010947
nope

>>731011237
The video game industry

>space
>people try to kill me
>giant fucking thing tries to kill me too
>in underwear for majority of game

>watch opening cute scene
>theres a princess people are cheering for, a monster attacks, main character on the roof jumps down to save her.
Now its loading
>you are in a town,
>talk to an npc
Loading
>He says "hey"
Loading
>tutorial Mission start
>Fail mission
>loading
>your back in town,
>talk to npc again.
Loading
>he says "hey"
Loading
>turorial mission start
>accidentally fall in water and die
>Return to intro cut-scene
>all this shit again..

>got shot in the head
>walking hours in the desert to find who did it
>everybody wants you to help them

>>731011161
Paper Boy

>>731011259
>new faggotry

easy explanation

>>731011237
Binding of Isaac

>these immortal gods spend all day and night for millennia trading horses and oil

>>731011330
BIG IRON ON HIS HIIPPPP

>>731008800
Some guy who tries to revive dead girlfriend through sacrifices gets betrayed

Here five games:
>orange juice
>discrepancy detected
>ive seen you in my dreams
>shoot the limbs
>do you like hurting other people

>>731011318
>watch opening cute scene

Cut Scene- my bad****

>>731011318
Monster Musume?

>>731011337
>Leet digits for the correct man

>>731011029
yea, that was stupid easy, how about this: morally confused "hero" tries to solve modern socio-political problems 600 years in the future.

>>731008800
Join this discord faggots
https://(website).gg/VECrX2N

>>731011384
New vegas

>>731008800

i was shitting my pants on the freeway and then a plane with bad shit makes zombies and then i kick a baby like a football, find a sex doll and fight fake superheros

>psychotic elf wizard captures you
>you escape
>spend the rest of the game trying to fuck him up

>headless yelling men
>skeletons
>earth is invaded by the most ridiculous alien overlord possible

>Be a psychic little kid, meet other psychic kids
>Turn into a time traveling robot
>Save the world by praying to Jesus.

>>731008800
Raise and lower land to build your civilization.

>>731011446
no shit faggot thats why i said big iron on his hip did you even play the game

>>731011494
Rollercoaster Tycoon

You look around for pieces of paper while a tall guy jump scares you.

>>731009310
Far cry 2?

>>731011489
Earfbound

>>731011486
serious sam
>>731011489
Earthbound

>>731011245
tf2

>>731009916
Macbeth?

>>731011525
nope

>>731011523
Battlefield?

>be cowbo
>dad dies on boat
>go hangout with hooker
>angry pirate cowbo
>look for gold
>discover youre an indian
>crush angry pirate cowbo with rock

>>731011390
>shoot the limbs
dead space?
>i've seen you in my dreams
ff7?

>>731011559
good job

>world is ending
>shit
>have daughter
>wife is a whore
>try to find a cure or some shit
>die trying

>>731011501
Fucking love that song. Also, you should look up the companion song about reds story, how he got to mexico and what the ranger did

>>731011575
Pretty sure it's Cooking Mama

>>731009917
Myst or Myst Uru?

>>731011318
Sonic 06

>>731011582
yes and no

>>731011032
"No"

>city is round
>run by goth chick heavy into bdsm
>fuck with her in any way = game over

>ur new gf = underage (almost legal!) furry

>>731011627
50 cent: blonde orange diamond

call me... when u need me

>>731010000
>>731009594
>Mona Sax
>Thicc
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means

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>be not lit

>want to get lit

>kill faggots to get lit

>>731009310
>killed by cash
>"Cash"
manhunt?

>>731011683
Yeah sonic 06

>>731010764
planescape torment

>>731009861
Leisure suit larry

>just a kid with tonfas
>something something stars
>lead entire army
>final fight is a huge fuckin wolf

>>731010645
Really, no one knows this? Are we all 12 yo's here??

>>731008800
Checked
>Dicks
>Lots of dicks
>Religion
>Dark out and stupid Video camera night vision never last.

>>731011527
>>731011530
Yup.

>>731011627
Last of us

>>731011650
YES....finally!

>>731009973
>
Halo

>>731011754
you got it

>>731011761
Nope, add lucky charms to thr mix

>>731011318
New Super Mario Bros

>>731011820
resident evil 7

>>731011843
Nope

>>731011459

no one knows my game? i loved beating it. it totally wouldn't work today because it makes black people look like shit, mexicans suck, homos are bad, and middle-easterners are terrorists. it was brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Dd9ehnLCA

>>731011787
Suikoden two my bro.

Space hippies can potentially blow up planets with their mind.
Space government doesn't like the idea, and gets their own space hippies to blow up planets that space hippies are on.

"W-what are you doing?"
"Killing monsters"

guy kills russian mafia
guy gets gf
gf gets killed by a guy who's like him
they all get fucking nuked in miami

>>731011820
outlast

>>731011686
Ok, partial credit
>u get 2 visit a couple planes of Hell
>but ur not interested cuz all u want do is an hero

>ENDGAME: u goto hell anyway

>>731011820
Outlast?

>>731010747
Oblivion

>>731011940
yep

>>731008800
>totally NOT a GTA 3 - current ripoff

>>731011914
Nigga you retarded?
>>731011955
>>731012013
Yup.

instead of making a good game they added life gems instead

>>731012096
saints row?

>>731008800
>oh cool a driving simulator
>8 hours later
>fuck this game

>>731011134
Modding - The Game: Episode 5: Sky's Rim

>>731011997
DOOM ?

>>731011950
Hotline Miami 2 bb les go

>Three brothers
>A load of family bullshit
>Giant robots
>Alien technology on other planets
>Cut that mother fuckers limbs off and stick them to your robots
>Orbital and underground combat as well as surface level
>Research every fucking thing
>Gotta collect 'em all
>End retarded plot with retarded ending.

good luck faggots

>>731009917
Must?

>>731012222
nice quads

>>731012205
lol yeah that was kind of easy...running out of stumpers

>>731012198
DaS2?

>i am a gypsy with schizophrenia
>I am a man looking to fuck a gypsy
>i am a holy man looking to fuck a chi- i mean recover a holy artifact
>what the fuck we all doing here
>OH FUCK SKELETONS
>oh shit, whattdaya mean i gotta restart the game cause i shouldnt have killed thosr girls early

For the ps1

>>731009954
Myst

>>731011997
>>731011032

Partial credit = you
>tfw no Beatrice

>>731012236
yep

>>731011237
Tomb Raider 2013

Watching her death scenes was pretty satisfactory after the 10 hour bitch fest that was that game...

>>731011522
No, that game is too new. Think old games.

>>731012253
Myst or Myst Uru was already guessed correctly

>>731010451
>>731011017
>>731011523

Unanswered

>>731012286
pls see

>>731012330

>>731011088
no
>>731011575
no
>>731011637
no

>>731010451
Baldur's Gate

>Stealing sheep
>Using siege weapons to flatten farm
>More horses than MLP
>Need food to reproduce
>Arm waving to attract mates

>>731009620
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>you're a kid
>you're a squid

>>731011523
Slendershit

ps you're supposed to describe games this isnt a game

>>731012424
octodad

For anyone interested in Myst Uru, here ya go...used to be loads of fun!

http://mystonline.com/en/

>you baby yes dead baby
>you daddy no dead baby

>>731011370
Civ?

>>i came her to fuck bitches and get money
>>Several turns later, dressed like a bitch, he blows a guy for a discount on panties

>>731012512
fuck yeah

>>731012229
2d isometric
Not long after Doom though

>>731012424
jesus fuck this is stumping me hard

>>731012602
Correct

>giant hands throw fireballs at each other to win human affections

>>731008800
>God gropes female on train
>Then sends a man to stick it in

>>731012737
Rapelay, or any illusion game, really

>>731011213
Bad!
>>731012223
Good!

New one
>be agent
>/x/ tier conspiracy
>actually true

Wake up having no idea who you are. Talking sword and its guarding follow and guide you. Go through the game being a decent person. Turns out you murdered a bunch of innocent people. You kill your old leader and die in a volcano. May or may not be resurrected (slightly unclear).

>>731008800
>I'M ALIVE!!!
>oh wait I'm dead
>oh cool I'm a machine gun!!!
>how the fuck do I get out of the machine gun
>at least the multiplayer was fun

>>731011001
Spykids 3: The Game?

You run around and help your buddies leave work so that you can all hang out in some ruins and chant.

>>731008800
>step in to the ring
>vaguely gesture at ur opponents and anyone else who gets in ur way

>>731012412
winrar

>>731012808
Amnesia?

>>731012281
Yepperoni (I actually really like ds2 tho)

>>731012876
No.

>99% hit chance 100% critical
>"I'll get him next time"

>>731011390
>>do you like hurting other people?
Hotline Miami

>>731012733
hint time
>giant hippie turtle is the way to go

>>731013017
D&D v. 2.0 and up?

>>731012289
Not Dante's Inferno?

God of War I guess?

>Dead family
>Much Pills
>Too much pain

>>731008800
>try to get parts for robot bird
>frenchy
>sand-nigger tiger
>spider bitch
>Buffalo
>cripple bird

>>731013017
XCOM

>>731008800
>danger noodles
>midgets with a grudge
>seriously, just a fucking rock????

>>731009012
Mars invader

>>731013118
Max Payne

Looking for girlfriend, find lots of death.

>>731012032
Yup. Nice.

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>>731013031
correct

>FUCKING CIRCLE

oops, you said badly

>>731008800
wake up do stuff while nothing makes sense oh wait i cant describe the rest its unfinished

>>731012222
Forza?

>>731013223
no

>>731011523
Slender (I think is the name)

>Wehrmacht
>rush tiger
>lose anyways
>ok

>>731011390
"Discrepancy detected"
Papers, please?

>>731013326
nope

>>731013225
Winner winner chicken dick

>>731013363
BF1942

>>731013187
Dammit, knew that was too easy

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>>731013379
>also correct

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>>731012472
Then what is it?

>>731012857
Oddworld!

>>731013421
Nope.

>>731009012
super ghouls and ghosts?

>>731008894
family guy reference lol

>>731013481
no

>>731013444
a piece of fuck

>>731009012
Super Meat Boy?

>>731009835
thats alot of nes games you seen avgn in one game all you press is A B B A

>Tall and green
>Aliens
>Pew Pew this
>Pew Pew that

Here's a hard one
>Take these pills until you're cleared
>If you take too many pills before they dissolve you lose

>>731013455
Ding ding ding! Also, check'd

>>731013619
Dr. Mario

>am man
>government evil
>hehehe I am hackman

>>731013120
Jet force Gemini?

>>731013674
Watch_Dogs

>>731008800
>eating turtles
>shitting eggs

>>731013619
dr.mario

You're a yellow square

>>731013455
>>731013444
>>731012866
>>731012733
>>731012222
>>731011955
>>731011944
>>731011866
>>731011577
>>731011522
>>731010988
>>731010700
>>731010677
>>731010622
>>731010366
>>731010355
>>731010044
>>731010000
>>731008800

I cannot be asked to not check

>>731013719
super mario world

>>731013719
Yoshi's Island

>>731013746
Adventure (Atari 2600)

>>731013652
>>731013738
Yup, I suck at this

>>731009624
I wanna say Mass Effect 2 but i cant remember where shiny rocks come into play

>>731012318
Correct

>>731013694
No lol

>>731013719
Yoshi's Island?

>Powerlust
>Kills mum
>Kills sexy daughter of antagonist
>Hometown = sexy time
>Kill 'urself'
>Off to save brother
>Sibling rivalry
>Ded bro
>kys
>Not really kys
>Continue powerlust

>>731013821
no, way off

Boy who shapeshifts and magic princess on same adventure for different reasons. My name's not Polly

>>731013780
>>731013746
Correct

>>731013363
Is no one getting this? ez pez

>>731013779 (acceptable answer)
>>731013780
>>731013851

correct

>>731010645
Blaster Master Zero,
I only know this because i saw 3 minutes of Vinesauce playing it on the Switch

>>731008800
>starts out with time travel for no reason
>home is a fort made of dicks
>nazis in the white house

Here's a good one.
>Wake up with no memory
>Disease ravaging New York
>You must fight disease
>Turns out you are disease
>You kill disease anyway
Good luck

>>731013914
LoZ: Twilight Princess?

Pretty sure its Link and Midna

You're in a village and the elder wants you to get a object that gives life again and while you are on your quest you see three robot looking guy but one of them is really big and they kill off a family and when you go back to your village they are gone but realize they were taken away then you go to a California city to get on a boat to a rig and beat the big robot green armed looking guy and get your quest item and get your people back and blow up the rig

>>731014052
/b/ The Game?

>>731014070
prototype

>>731014095
Nope.

>>731013953
CoH2

>>731013603
Bump

>>731014142
That was fast. Correct

>You are a chick who looks is dressed emo or gothic or some shit.
>The apocalypes happened.
>You have a magic powers that are mostly useless and large magic gun and you gotta shoot these talking zombie army men who have guns.
> also floating brains.
>Do that for the entire game untill you get to the one and only boss who i think is he devil himself but as a giant monster.

I dont know anyone who played this =[

>bunch of rectangles jump their way to the singularity
c'mon boyz prove to me i'm not the only person who played it

>>731010451
Chairman Mao: The Revolution to the Great Leap Forward

>>731014231
No luck all skill faggot

>This game looks like shit
>start playing, god damn this game is boring
>How the fuck do I even do anything?
>Suddenly, some random faggot attacks you with construction tools
>Cops show up, beat the fuck out of rando-faggot
>drag his ass off to prison while he whines about police brutality
>Local gardener is giving out free weed
>Some nigger spilled water all over the floor and you keep slipping
>5 minutes later...
>Jesus fuck, where did all this blood come from?
>8 different jackasses have tried to kill you
>why is everything on fucking fire?
>Why the fuck is some sorta Latin dance music playing?
>Everything explodes
>you lose

>>731014176
Aha close

>>731014236
parasite eve?

>>731014236
My bad there was an erlier boss on a plane my bad.

>>731014118
Nope

also
>you fly like superman
>but dependent on kryptonite
>the only chick in the game hates u

Not much different from /b/ I guess

>>731014390
Naw . Parasite eve was cool tho.

>>731009916
runescape

>It was all a dream

>Zombie apocalypse
>"Oh hey this'll make a great story"
>Military wants to ill you because why not

>>731014505
Eternal sonota

>>731014552
dead rising

>>731013226
Nobody got this yet?

>>731013226
I guessed Meat Boy for something else but it also seems like it might fit this too

>>731013914
Someone must know this.

>>731014586
No

>alien race attack
>human race only lasts 7 hours
>humans enslaved
>alien race take a human as their leader for some reason
>no talkie
>only shooty and puzzly

>>731013226
Silent Hill 2

>Game 1
Wake up as a robot
Flowers make bunny people angry
Doctor tries abusing this
Save bunny people
>Game 2
Have nice hair
Point finger
Justice
>Game 3
You have an unconventional weapon
You like treasure
Your friend/lover is stuck in tower because magic

>>731014676
Nope. It does fit though.

>>731014774
No

>>731008800
"You wont last 5 mins playing this game"

this is hardest one to date

>>731014843
>You wont last 5 mins playing this game
Forge of Empires ;)

>>731008800
>only need 4 keys
>brutal learning curve

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>>731014118
Anyway you fail
and while you were failing,
the Nazis Had A Party.
A Big Party.

>You are a princess.
>alone, weak and completly unable to attack or block the people who are tring to kill you.
>you just keep setting trap after trap and running away like a pussy.
>the retards fall for them everytime.

>>731014843
That game from all those ads I see on porn sites

i doubt anyone can guess this one


>be police
>puzzles
>villains 1 shot me
>gems
>fly around in a hat copter

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>>731014917
if this is what you call forge of empires sure

>>731011017
Mass effect

>>731014935
rocket ranger

>>731014927
mario maker on super expert

>>731014766
hl2