dubs decides

This is going to be direct but I had hair pulling, spanking, and choking in mind for a night alone with you. Are you up for it?

>>731001960
Reroll

>>731001129
whats you're name

>>731001960
Come on Lady Luck don't fail me now.

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>>731002044
Die checked

>>731001960
roll for this

>>731002166
Thanks my guy. We're about to get this guy laid.

>>731002044
this then
>>731002166

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Autism intensifies

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>>731002532

>>731002532
Why would you include the name? part? You were supposed to start off with the rough sex part silly billy.

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>>731002532

>>731002722
Oh shit don't use that on her.

>>731002722
Order of dubs tyrone, better go back to school

Waiting for a response if I don't get one I'll move onto another girl

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Any suggestions for this girl of questionable race

>>731003149
Do you know the 14 words to win the heart of any man?

>>731003210
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>731003149
LET ME SEE YOUR PENIS

do you hate niggers like I do?

>>731003149
quak

>>731003149


According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Le allyourbasearebelongtous.. XD
*gentlemanly bow* apologies madam, I'm Kinda random. How art thou? Trololol xD

>>731003149
can I eat curry of your vagina

>>731003625
Rollre

>>731003149
Its clobbering time...cause youre a nigger

>>731003149

I need a strong black woman in my life, you look a little like the one from the chicago kidnapping. do you want to meet up?

>>731003149
I bet your vagina smells like curry and watermelon

>>731003149
are you a school cause I wanna shoot kids inside you

>>731003149
I'm into animals, too.

>>731003149
what do you say we put those bunny ears to use and rape a homeless guy?

>>731001129

[teleports behind you]
Nothing personal kid

>>731003149
I'm doin this for maximom keks

>>731003971
Reroll

>>731003149
what does the black say?

>>731003780
reroll

>>731003149
Hey been workin up an apetite for something exotic, want a romp? lets start this thing of right

>>731003149
white rabbit ears on a nigger? you disgust me you inbred dumpster bunny

Suck my dick you big fat faggot

>>731003149
There's somthing special about you isn't there? apart from you indecipherable race , is it worth workin for. Sell me becuase lord knows i'm curious

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Decided to start with bee memes since there's a struggle for dubs

Me and you, and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So how is the weather

Bitches love poetry

>>731003149
Would you dress up like aunt jemima, put on chAins, and give me a mulatto??

Half niglets are soooo cute!!

You seem cool.

>>731004501
Rr

>>731004411
Well that's cause you took em all, nice get OP

>>731004484
Roll on dis

>>731003149
I'm gunna be extremley blunt, you look delicously attractive I'd love to make some amazing sexual memories with you. Maybe this will lead to something better but I know it can't lead anywhere regretable becuase your looks are something I've never even dreamt of.

after drinking heavily last night I staggered out into the back alley and started blowing chunks...chunks is my dog

>>731004411
TRIPLE DUBS

I like to put tabasco on my junk. Spicy, amirite?? ;)

>>731004501
Roll

>>731004411
Fried rice or fried chicken?

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>>731005401
Reroll

we wuz Kangz!

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Ok let's move onto to an Asian, I actually want to try and fuck this one but I'll put it in the hands of b

>>731007401
So like. Do you make awesome stir fry or something?

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It's your time to shine /b

>>731007401
Your people better not bomb is or I'm reporting you.

>>731007509
Wanna go get sushi? That's what you people like, right? Sushi?

>>731007509
let me fuck your gook pussi

I have a penis
You, a vagoo
I want to fuck your throat with my shoe.

Girl,
I think you found the chink in my love armor!

>>731003521
kek roll

>>731007665
Rr

>>731007509
I don't have a tentacle fetish. I hope that's cool or whatever.

>>731007700
winrar

I wanna fuck a asian girl before i die

You all give me cancer
This is op am not rolling

>>731007700
LMAO WIN

>>731007700
There is it!

>>731001129
kek

>>731007700
>>731007759
do it OP

>>731007509
Hello. I am an African-American male. I would like to penetrate your vagina with my very large penis.

>>731007640
Reroll

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Fags

>>731007665
He better do this. I swear. Lol

>>731007509
I say he-rro,
Drive cama-ro,
I drive real, slow
You need eggroll, I bring eggroll, you eat eggroll,
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

What can I say about myself,
Not a lot if it has letter L,
I go to store in a big mall,
Buy a belt, blanket, and some shorts.

When I on phone, I make a call
I'm not sure why you hang up for,
Konichiwa, where you go?
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

>>731007509
Have you ever had octopus? I ordered a new dildo from Bad Dragon in the shape of a tentacle and was curious about how it felt and since you people are so familiar with that, figured I'd ask.

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>>731007872
yes

>>731007832
Toll roll

>>731007872
Salty cause we just fucked it up for him. HAHAHA
Dude, if she doesn't have a sense of humor, you don't want the bitch anyway.

>>731007872
Sorry about that, a friend posted that... So would you like to get some coffee?

Just be happy I deliver

>>731007872
I would like to offer you a greencard to the united states, please email me at [email protected]

>>731008006
rr

>>731008006
roll

>>731008006
roll for this

lol sorry, didn't realize the possible racist interpretation of that phrase. I don't see color, and I volunteer to feed the blacks.

Let's cut the bullshit.I have 5 bananas.I'm gonna eat 4 of them.And then I'm gonna give you the 5th, in your body part where the sun doesn't shine.

>>731008099
Motherfucker why

>>731008071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ

>>731008099
WINRAR

>>731008099
KEK

>>731008099
youre doing gods work

>>731008071
It's a joke, you chink.

>>731008099
winrar

>>731008071
"I heard Asian girls have gold 10/10 megafine pussy its my chink"

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>>731008099
Instant win

>>731008190
rolling for this

>>731008071
G-get it? Chink in my armor? Because, you know, you're a chink and not in the armor's vulnerability kind of chink but the ching chong bing bong wala wala ding dong kind of chink.

>>731008190
holy shit the puns ROLL

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/b/ i challenge you to get 1 nude off her if you can do it or the first to do it gets a free pizza i will personally buy that person a pizza

>>731008071
What do you say, i call my mom and have her pick you and me up for a round in the ballpit at chuck e cheese

>>731008240
ROLLING

>>731008240
ROOOOOOOLING

>>731008240
this

>>731008240
rolling for this one

>>731008288
WINRAR

>>731008288
W-ww-winner

>>731008288
do it op

Tone back the autism and I'll stop being a fag

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>>731008401

Gosh I don't know why I am being so autistic, i get awkward talking to girls I find very attractive.
Scotch makes my humor a little dry.

>>731008401
Sorry, I am bitch and a fag of an OP.

>>731008071
Ha. You actually got it. Burn me back. Do it.

Niggas we past the point to continue the chink joke she already responded

>>731008455
Winrar

>>731008401
Your intention is not to get any wins. Do you honestly think /b/ is going to get you laid. A hive mind of virgins does not make one a lady's man. If anything, it'll make you a lady boy.

>>731008071
never mind, wanna fuck?

>>731008455
Winrar

I'd really love to lick your feet tbh

>>731008421
That was beta as fuck, OP. (Not rolling)

>>731008190
reroll

>>731008455
We have another winner

>>731008071
Aww cute, you're a lil dummy :P

>>731008533
winrar

>>731008455
This is some lvl 10 autism but I'll try and work with it

>>731008421
Burn me back. Do it. Sounds fun as hell to be honest. Go!

>>731008533
win!

>>731008533
Dubs

>>731008602
Roll.

>>731008240
>>731008288
>>731008329
>>731008331
>>731008334

The people have spoken, OP.

>>731008633
Oh shit. Win. Do this next.

>>731008264
"Judging by your green hair, I'm guessing you're a bit on the slutty side. Send me a pic of you asshole?"

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE YEUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok, straight up, i don't use grinder often, you seem cool and pretty, where do you want to take this.

>>731008633
fag

>>731008633
Winrar

>>731008693
rr

>>731008633
Win

>>731008700
/b/ picks page number 73 for desperate attempt to continue conversation

>>731008633
at least this will salvage his autism

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Re worded autism

>>731008633
Do it.

>>731008776
pussy bitch nigga

>>731008776
Anyway wanna fuck?

>>731008776
charge your fucking phone faster REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>731008830
roll

>>731008776
>>731008633
Next reply, OP.

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>>731008700

>>731008776
"you like rating dick?"

>>731008830
reroll

>>731008887
sheeit obw

>>731008776
Wow
>OP creates Dubs Decide thread
>Many anons get quality dubs
>OP prunes Dubs because autism
>As if OP thought 4chan was going to be anything but autistic
>Only uses socially acceptable lines

OP, be honest, are you just too retarded to pick up chicks yourself that you have to steal lines from /b/, land of the virgin?

>>731008533
win op

>>731008633
This is gonna be good

>>731008869
This

>>731008944
check em you nigger

>>731008994
reroll

>>731008869

>>731008994
fucking weak cunt, fuck her cunt you virgin fag

>>731008994
emoji of fire 'use this'
then straight away
'oh no you're hot enough already'

>>731008994
Oh fuck.

>>731009066
this op

>>731009044
OP won't choose this. It might screw up his chances with this chick.

>>731008944
Goddamn ok sorry I'm a fag this one was hot, here let me get a different girl for you to send autism

Hi it's vince from shamwow, you'll be saying wow everytime.
It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for the house
The Car
The Boat
The RV
Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out.
You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel- look at that, completely dry.
Put a wet seater roll it up it dries your sweaters.
Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew.
That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there you following me camera guy?
The other 50% the color starts to come up no other towels' gonna do that.

If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
All i can say is SHAM! WOW!

You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money.
The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use.
This last tens years, this last a week, i don't know it sells itself.
The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom.
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here's how to order.

Call 18009517100
Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators, call 18009517100 thats 18009517100 call now

>>731009066
Autistic

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Not a virgin thanks and she's drunk so at this point fuck it don your worst /b

>>731009115
>chink
>hot
pick one, nigger

>>731009115
Still post replies. We gonna get a burn contest going.

>>731009128
roll for this

>>731009198
She would've loved the autism, 100% sure

>>731009198
yeah so ask her if she likes looking at your dick

>S I M P L E

I want to color your face with my cum crayon.

>>731009198
That was a lame burn. At least I know you won't burn your stir fry.

Can i eat your ass?

>>731009198
just ask if she wants to fuck

>>731001129
mango recreation

>>731009288
WIN. HAHAHAHA

>>731009297
this too

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Send her this and say

"Can you rate me? Usually only fat white chicks reply and they usually rate me well, but it's because they're desperate"

>>731009288
Kek.
Do it, OP.

New chink to sink I promise to not censor

I got three of those dubs. Chinks in armor, grinder, feed the blacks, autistic scotch. These are gold. Treat them with humor and like dirt, stick like mud.

Probably the only non virgin on here, I reckon.

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>>731009373

>>731009288
check em

>>731009288
win. this might fuck it up, but win. send it.

>>731009213

/thread

>>731009128
Rollin for this

>>731009410
alright bring out the nudes

>>731009410
Get those pics!!

>>731009128
Rollerino

>>731009410
Well, somebody's fake news

Timestamp or gtfo

>>731009410
pics or it didnt happen

>>731009288
>>731009311
>>731009422
Triple checked. It's destiny, OP. Now you have to.

>>731009477
You have to do it op
dubs has spoken

>>731009288
Come on, OP. Don't fag out on this one.

>>731009410
Then it won't be much effort to send me nudes

>>731009288
Aaaand winrar

>>731009608
Rr

>>731009410
'show me'

I bet you look better naked. I know did.

>>731009657
You butchered the fuck out of that. That was fucking horrible. At least with the OG win it had balls. Beta bitch. Sage

>>731009657
wtf

>>731009657
delivered

>>731009657
oh my kek

>>731009720
This

>>731009657
Show us the reply ANYWAY. We've come this far.

>>731009410
Oh good, nothing standing between me and those nudes then.

>>731009657
Op use the fucking original post

>>731009657

whatchu look like naked?

>>731009822

WINRAR

All your base are belong to us

Drunk girl responded

>>731009822
Nice dubs

>>731009657
I have a dog. You won't like, kill him will you?

>>731009936
What, those ol' things?

>>731009997
So close. Roll

>>731009997
REEEEEEROLL

bump passing by

>>731009410
Damn baby. What dat body do when u naked, girl.

>>731009997
Roll for this. Keep the theme up

>>731009822
too cocky. the way the girl responded implys she wants to feel not in power, but that she has veto status on the power. acting assumptive will make her more resistant, while a simple 'show me' expresses dominance while still framing it as a request

>>731009997
Off by two! Fuck you, quads, you stingey bitch!

>>731010033
WIN.

>>731009822
Smooth operator

>>731010122
>>731010110
told you

>>731010100
DOUBLE WIN. HOLY FUCK.

>>731010033
Ayyyyy

>>731010110

let me see you. i bet your beautiful :)

>>731010110
fuck you are a true autist

Sharpie in pooper, now bitch.

>>731010033
>>731010100
Go on, OP. Do it. Post AS IS.

>>731009657
lmao wtf OP is this some kind of second level memeing or are you actually this autistic

>>731010110
You don't have free will when I'm demanding them.

>>731010205
>>731010110


so i can tell you what ill do to you

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>>731010033
>>731010100
and now we wait

Free will is an illusion, and technology is prevalent. I like my odds ;)

>>731010110
I've already hacked into your webcam

>>731010110

you wouldnt have brought it up if you werent proud to show. show me.

>>731010405
Rr

>>731010405

reroll

>>731010110
why the long autism, OP?

>>731010405
rolololollin

>>731010169
How does he recover now?

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Fuck sent it to the drunk

I want the age of consent lowered to 13

>>731010405

go for it op.

>>731010497
Once more, KEKOVERLORD

>>731010639
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>731010687
Reroll

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Too drunk to realize overt racism

>>731010687

Reroll

>>731010639
Be thankful, OP. We're making you look badass. (Not rolling)

>>731010639

me chinese, it no joke

me go peepee in your tiny asian mouth

>>731010733

WINRARRR

>>731010800


DUBS BITCH

>>731010742
Give me your number and you got a deal.

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>>731010742
this is your dog op

>>731010864
Roll

>>731010405
Gd

>>731010733

OP DOIT FGT

>>731010742
Just send you dick

>>731010864
Roll. Let's take it home for OP

>>731010868
kek'd at the filename

>>731010405

this is tasty

>>731010629
'Come on.. I'll owe you ;)'

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>>731010742

>>731010864
Rolling

>>731010639
send to both lol

>>731010733
OP DONT BE A AUSTIST

>>731010405
rerollllllll

I WW3 were to breakout, would you support little dick Kim, or God Emperor Trump?

>>731010110
op this>>731010983

>>731010742
Sure. What's your number?

>>731011052
roll

>>731010980
Yes

>>731010733
OP PLS DONT BE A FAG AND DELIVER

>>731011011
Check em

>>731010983

super cucky. hell no

>>731011077
Win. Youre welcome, OP

>>731010733
OP . PLS

>>731011077
Winrar

>>731011077
win

>>731008994
OP no

>>731011099
3 times in a row but op will still be a faggot

>>731011077
Win. GG

>>731011077
Winner winner duck for dinner

>>731010742
SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK INA HOTDOG BUN

>>731011077
Rad

>>731011276
Combined em

>>731011276

well played op. mixin up multiples

>>731011279
do not do this. Get her nudes.

>>731011276
Should have done the other dubs. Fucked it up.

>>731011276
OP, make new thread. 300 replies soon

>>731011276
OP WAS NOT A FAGGOT TODAY

>>731011276
what the hell dude are you fucking all of these up on purpose?

i want this on a tshirt

>>731011276
You deserve not to have her number for that autism. I'm out.

300 is the limit?

>>731011276

snowflakes be mad

>>731011436

>>731011450
300 limit for bumps, it'll fall through and eventually 404

>>731011503
its just a matter of time, negro >>731011450

I want to see that ironing-table ass you got, sexy

>>731011450
No

RIP Bread

404040404040404
op you're pretty autistic, but if you make another thread i'll be there

>>731011450
Notice that this thread is page 5 (maybe 6 by the time you read this) despite all the bumps

Make new thread and link it here

>>731011276

send me tits. live a little babe

>>731011713

reroll

>>731011571

NEW THREAD