Picking up where we left off.

>>731001075
fuck op just BANGER!!!!
she doesnt know u have autism yet!

>>731001075
look im sorry, i sometimes have nervous breakdowns. it happens. where you at now?

>>731001075
Let me being you to the next autism cope session if you don't believe me.
Now about that anus taste

>>731001185
i don't have autism i just have mad separation anxiety

I only have autism when I drink

>>731001355
winrar

>>731001075
Yes for the love of God in acoustic and not joking. You'll never understand how sounds resonate differently from me compared to others

Sorry just a long week and you were the light of my year

I have high functioning autism, sorry

>>731001461
Roll

So when am I getting my thing wet?

>>731001355
dubssssss

>>731001461
Rawl

>>731001461
Rell

>>731001461
Iiygvkiytyyyuroll

I'm curious tbh. Just tell her u don't. Have autism to find out if she's tossed salads.

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send her this picture and say "they're inside me"

>>731001461
roll

>>731001461
Kek rol

>>731001712
roll

I bet your beef curtains would be fun to pull apart! Can I try to yodel you into an orgasm?!

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>>731001800
WINRAR

OP PLS USE >>731001461

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My buddies and I are in disbelief right now lol. Backstory - I wingmanned it for my friend. This chick was a 6 at best, no intentions of banging. But she still wants to meet.

>>731001800
Winrar

>>731001355
Winrar

stay consistent with your capitalization

I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^)

>>731001940
reroll

im not interested to have sex with you. But can I come over and watch Adam Sandlers new comedy film: Sandy Wexler?

I want to tongue punch your balloon knot

>>731001898
i'll make sure to text you once i get the bees out of my teeth

ok good news the bees are out of my teeth

>>731001898
Yeah Alyssa was pretty hot. He saw her first though :(

>>731001976
Reroll

>>731001898
You're a fucking faggot

I will find Alyssa and ask her who you are OP

look. it's seks tonight or seks never. you choose.

>>731002019
rolling

>>731002019
reroll

>>731001898

We not on for later then?

god I want to see Alyssa fully nude don't you

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>>731001940
Reroll


w

>>731002019
TOPKEK

>>731002019
>>731002099
winrar

>>731002099
YES LMAO

>>731001898
OP here, to the noobs who weren't in last thread. I'm only taking first dubs after each post so that I can keep a coherent convo.

>>731001898
McDonald's? Taco bell? I'll meet you there.. the anxiety is from not being with you

reroll >>731001940

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>>731002099
WINRAR

Why wait to text next week?! I want to come in you tonight!

>>731002211
Do this one please OP lmao

>>731002211
Trip dubs you have to deliver

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

what? what kind of girl continues talking to a guy that asks her a question like that? she must have 0 self esteem

>>731002211
>>731002299
TWO TRIP DUBS FOR ONE POST FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

Someday i'll meet a girl who is pretty, intelligent and worth talking to... before that though, I want to cum in your mouth.

>>731002331
>having 300 confirmed kills
>not 300 confirmed Alyssa's

She never answered the man ass question

>>731002433
ANOTHER DUBS HOLY SHIT

>>731002211
>>731002299
>>731002320
>>731002433

>>731002211
Winrar

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OP here, to the noobs who weren't in last thread. I'm only taking first dubs after each post so that I can keep a coherent convo

>>731002211
Deliver OP

I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^)

>>731002603
reroll

awe

>>731002570

I mean, kinda I guess? I'm game for group sex though so..

>>731002570
KEK

>>731002570
yea i guess it is rude, at least im not a solid 6

>>731002570
Fucking faggot >>731002433
>>731002299
>>731002211

>>731002583
OP wont deliver
>is a confirmed faggot
>who can't even get Alyssa

Im sorry, i like it rough anyways

>>731002603
roll

>>731002570
I'm not saying you're not hot, but I mean...come on...

>>731002211
Send this. Now.

>>731002570

>>731002603
reroll pls

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lol damn, the burn

>>731002570

Can I paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado?

Tongue my bung

>>731002570
You're a 6 at best, Alyssa on the other hand...

>>731002603
roll a

>>731002687
Reroll

>>731002603
Roll

>>731002675
Op is always a faggot

Hey... I need to get this off my chest... I know I've been acting weird, its because I identify as a nigger.

>>731002726

youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ&t

>>731002733
Rar

>>731002726
As humans it's natural that we settle


Also: >>731002211

>>731002733
yas

Sorry I'm drunk I love you

>>731002570
Don't get me wrong, I'd totally fuck you!

Wow... did you just call Mike black? I'm a proud Klansmen and I will have you lynched.

>>731002733
Winn

>>731002726

We could spitroast you though..

>>731002733
Winrar

>>731002211
Just send it

you look like you smell like vicks and hotdog water

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>You're a lot different over text than in person btw.

You look a little like my mother... which is kinda why I hope you are up for some assplay tonight

>>731002211
U fig

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>>731002726
get a better t-shirt

>>731002726
maybe we can have a foursome

>>731002726
Tell her if she wants to have a foursome. Tell her something about having a ugly girl haveing her her every fantasy fufilled seems pretty fun.

>>731002912
re roll

>>731002211
Winrarf

Hey, you ever heard of Sandy Hook?

SEND NUDES

>>731002733
Winrar

>>731002912
lol roll

>>731002989
great minds think alike

>>731002888
Trips wins>>731002888

send tiddy

so is she the 6/10 or is alyssa the 6? is alyssa acutally hot? is your buddy in the black t shirt actually hot?

OP is a literal fucking faggot

Obviously not attractive either if Chad in the black shirt got the hook and you're with the chick who's/n text worthy fuckin cuck

When I fart, it sounds like your name... "Susan Susan Susan Susan".... so are we going to fuck or not already?!

>>731003121
eat me maybe?

This thread is bait. Wake up faggots.
You think this would play out in reality? You're delusional

Is me eating you out classy enough?

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>>731003063

I hope you dont mind guys with small penises, mine's only 1 inch. It had to be amputated after my 1st tour.

bbbe lemme luv that ass finger u from behind

sry im a little hgh

I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^)

Why the fuck is this bitch still replying?

How fucking retarded does she think you are?

>>731003121
You're all prepared for me to eat?

>>731003121

I'll bring the sausage you hungry hungry hippo

>>731003121
kek didnt u have to do the bung one?

>>731003272
reroll

I don't need to watch good food... I plan on getting full eating you out.

You're a dumb nigger.

figured a 6 would be eating 6/10 food

>>731003121
Classy enough for an orgy without drama?

>>731003234
Rerolll

Show me your cunt...cunt

>>731003272
Rerolls

Come over

>>731003272
roll

>>731003121
I love you

>>731003121
Oh shit is Alyssa still with you? Can i come over?

>>731003309
reeerooolll

>>731003121
can I lick my cum out of you

>>731003322
Winrar

>>731003322
winrar

>>731003234
Reroll

>>731003344
Winrar

>>731003322
TRIP DUBS #3 IN THREAD.

DELIVER

send ass cleavage pic

Only eating classy, eh? How about Wendy's?

>>731003322
naice

>>731003322
winner but this need finese

Maybe after you're done you can slide in the bathroom and pop me a tiddy pic ;)

>>731003322
ya theres a triple dubs here. you gotta appreciate this.

checkd

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>>731003322
WINRAR

>>731003151
PLOT TWIST
>op is negative infinity/10

>>731003153

>>731003423
Nah fuck you

If I came in your ass, what kind of baby do you think that would make?

>>731003121
I think this is totally fake, but if not this chick will totally let you fuck her pooper. Probably let you go ass to mouth.

i pray this is real.

may this man get LAID. LAID UNDER THE SIGHT OF THE LORD

>>731003514

A chocolate one

>>731003334
Roll

>>731003385
fuck off with this trip dubs shit you fuckwit
there are 10 consecutive 'trip dubs' starting with 7310033xx
there are no such thing as double dubs or trip dubs, or dub trips for that matter
fucking nufaj

>>731003523
or a trap who will fuck OP's pooper

>>731003658

hey man. its not his fault. cut him some slack. leave the punishing to gawd

>>731003334
Rollllllin

>>731003713
Even better

op post some shit. damn.

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>>731003322
>>731003366
DUBS DECIDES

Lol yeah, making food? How about I make a baby in your butthole .... with my penis... in your butthole, lol sorry that's a joke haha no I don't want to put my penis in your butthole haha just joking, make me a sandwich haha lol

>>731003366
go

>>731003658
731222222 is a trip dubs
>aka sexts

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We can have dinner, but I won't fuck you. The last girl I plowed is still catatonic.

>>731003879
reroll.

whats the worse that could happn?

>>731003847
>>731003870
fucking impatient man
op has been delivering consistently for 2 threads now, chill out

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>>731003153
>>731003151
Alyssa is the girl who I was wing manning my friend for apparently

>>731003286
lol that's what my friends and I can't figure out. How desperate can one sloot be

i'm going to fucking kill myself i'm high on acid

>>731003988
Winner. I nominate
>>731003921

>>731002211
that is some downright, good ol', down to earth, all american, flame-grilled, late night NEET romancin' right there. riggidy roll

>>731003988

good point. im just thoroughly entertained right now

>>731003879
this

>>731004074
With the pic, too.

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>>731003972
>whats the worse that could happn?
don't ask

I dont mind a threeway too ;)

>>731004122

>>731004122
winrar

>>731002779
this, then when she calls you out for saying hard r nigger call her ignorant until she apologizes

>>731004209
Reroll

can i get a sexy pic? the sexy kind? with you doing something...sexy?

>>731004254
Reroll

>>731004122
Oh no

>>731004039
They wouldn't have to tell anyone. Hence drama free and I just know what I got.

>>731004209
Rerollll

>>731004039
Oh shit so Alyssa is single?

>>731004039
did you just say "one of"?
I'll have you know I will thoroughly fuck your asshole so hard you'll be stephen hawking's great grandfather. that's right.
am I now the MOST sexually forward guy you've talked to?

This is just getting boring as fuck now

>>731004039
i would rather be open than keep this beast dong all bottled up

>>731004209
Roll

>>731003254
this

I don't care if they have bfs, I'll be a well needed escape, no drama. I just know what I am.

>>731004328
fuck off then

We could really make this shit interesting and probably get free nudes but you fuckers are getting dubs on stupid shit.

Bitch, does Alyssa even praise Kek?

>>731004394
Roll

>>731004209

This thisss

it's ok, i bet your pussy taste like soggy hot dogs

Well I mean I don't mind being open.
I mean that in the literal sense...

>>730000000
i went to smoke and missed it

Inb4
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk that dinosaur

>>731004404
You fuck off you fucking jew

>>731004482
This.

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>>731004482
re roll

i thought of a poem for you

I'm actually semi-normal but I want to impress weirdos on the internet.

>>731004314
Oh shit so Alyssa is single? Fuck what I wouldn't give for a chunk of that ass.

>>731004497
of course. anyone get a cap?

>>731004523
Sleep tight nigger

Who swallows? You or Alyssa?

>>731004482
this

>>731004122
but it's already over, they stopped talking about food. this creates decoherence.

>>731004544
winrarrr

>>731004544
yeeeesssss

>>731004482
Roll

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lol she thinks "my friends" and I are sending them weird shit

>>731004544
Heh

say sleep tight nigger

Have you ever had sex with a man with 2 penises?

>>731004523
Sleep tight nigger

>>731004509
excuse me sir. watch your hate speech. this retarded thread is a safe place

>>731004607
This is fake as fuck

>>731004611
Winrar

I wonder how many babies we'll have together... and how many i'll eventually sleep with.

Your friend clearly have not seen a man with a penis and a vagina

>>731004607
i mean, you go on /b/. we and that black shirted man with above average looks a r e your only friends

sleep tight nigger

Friend? What friends they were people i met on the way to the bar

>>731004607
Went better than expected

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>>731004611

>3 seconds after previous post

>>731004611
OP, don't fucking use this comment.

>>731004611
win. gotta say 'Heh'

I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^)

>>731004747
Rerol

>>731004607

Why don't you do anal?

>>731004607
fake and gay

Send nudes

my penis is beyond erect. you make me so damn hard

>>731004611
he didnt say roll so its not the previous dubs. it's literally "Heh"
chekm8 faglords

This is me again. Sorry. My phone got away from me. Let's talk about blowjobs for a bit... you looked a little snaggletoothed.

>>731004770
Only way he'll dial age this train wreck

>>731004804
reroll

I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^) ez

>>731004607
Well, we are the only friends you have anon, so she isnt wrong you know

derkasnurf ruru

I have a penis
You, a vagoo
I want to fuck your throat with my shoe

>>731004837

>>731004607
Ask for feet pics, like really beg her, even after she says yes or no

Im sorry, but friends? They weren't my friends.. they were dudes i met on tinder

You must be quite the handsome guy OP for this girl to still be talking to you.

>>731004607

You can show your friends our butt baby after that anal we just talked about

>>731004900
fucking kek this poem is gr8

>>731004842
It was referencing another comment. He's gotta say both now.

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>>731004900

>>731004899
WINRAR

Hopefully OP won't select "heh"

>>731004832
Reroll

alright, all jokes aside. i want to rape you.

"Tell your friends to get their tits out for the lads"

>>731004917

>>731004936
Reereolooll

I am kind of bad at texting. I just really want to cum in your mouth tonight

>>731004900
Poetry sure is beautiful

>>731004983
I roll for this man.

>>731004936
Again roll

>OP is a decent guy
>attractive
>fit
>social
>does a prank online
>social status corrupted
>his friends develop relationships with these women
>he's left out and digs deeper into /b when he was free before this night

>>731004900

winner! bitches love poems

>>731005111
Woo trips

You have a 6 that wants to fuck you. It may still be a 6 to you, but a fuck is a fuck.

>>731004900
Interesting

Yeah yeah whatever... I'm curious tho, do you think your pussy is loose enough to take my 12 inch cock? I don't mind a little blood if not :^)

>>731004544
>>731004611
>>731004966
Chain of winrar

>>731005149

say this

>>731005111
trips say so ^^^

>>731004983
>1
This man has it right

>>731005117
this happened to me

>>731001075
Enough about the joking we have text each other back and forth you know i want you and you want me why not lets just meet up tonight and have the fun time we knew we would have the moment we locked eyes.

>>731005111
Trippsss

>>731005175
Reroll

>>731005117
Based on my adventures in drunk texting she's not taking it the worst I've seen. OP could get off easy after the draw of gets he's been dealt.

>>731005117
>3 months later he tells /b/ that he is going to kill himself

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These are getting weak mates. Give me something good to work with, i'm getting tired.

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>>731004966
Double dubs?

>>731005183
>>731005187
>>731005224
he's probably just waiting for a reply

>>731005286

rolling for this

>>731005273
rolled

>>731005273
roll

>>731005111
Trippss bruhhh

>>731005304
TOPKEK HE REALLY JUST USED HEH

>>731005273
rolling in the deep

>>731005301
Weeks*

>>731005304
Im making big cumms

>>731005304
Do you have full bush, or do I buy a wig?

>>731005304

So yeah, my beta friends had my phone.. Why don't you do anal though??

>>731005277
Kek this thread is spewing dubs

>>731005273
i rolled so far away

ur phones on 3%

Haha, you got me. But all kidding aside, wanna maybe meet up sometime tomorrow?

soundtrack:

Cristina Deutekom sings Martern aller Arten

// COMMENT. NOT PART OF THE ROLL

ALSO SOUNDTRACK TO THE THREAD HAHA endcomment //

"hey babe can I tell you something??"

>>731005304
Charge your phone nigger.

Also, if dubs:

>send a picture of your face

>>731005273
rolllllllllllinging

>>731005304
Rolling

>>731005304
plug your phone in fuck

ask her if she's into road head (blowjobs in a car)

>>731005304
why don't you want to do anal? what's wrong with anal? do you not want to make sweet anal babies? do you not want to see poop worms when i later pee into the toilet? the little curled up poop that was shaped from the inside of my benis hole?
do you not?

>>731005304
>>731004900

>>731001075
Your friends may be able to make a mean meal but just imagine what delicious goodies cum out of me ;)

>>731005273
lets get rolling

>>731005304

the sky,
deep and dark at night.

just like the room we will fornicate in.

forever.

Hey you, my buddy in the black shirt and I should have a threesome ;)

>>731004983
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll

>>731005466
RAR

>>731005111 trips

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>>731005466
winner

>>731005304
Knock knock?

>>731005500
Checked

>>731004544
OP this is next and it's the best one

>>731005466
WINRAR

>>731005466
winwow

>>731005507
Reroll

just link her this page.

>>731005500

WINRAR

>>731005273
technically winrar but it sucks

>>731005304
sorry about that i dropped my phone in the toilet. did i mention how much i enjoy thick logs of shit sliding out my ass and into the clean water below?

>>731005304
speaking of friends, we're tryna run a train on someone later on, wanna be the lucky winner?

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>>731005599
Least op gets laid this way

>>731005111
WINRAR

New thread?

>>731005466
winwon

probably need to make a new thread tho

getting tired of all these dubs and op being a fagget

Guys we should actually try to get her to meet up, then dubs decide what they do from there on

>>731005500

poems nigga this

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>>731005273

>>731005741
He only sends the first one.

>>731005599
Not winrar. He replied to a round that was already won

>>731005580
must dubs im a cunt who kills the party.

>>731005304
should have posted my alyssa one nigger. now you have so change it to

'So Alyssa is single then? Reckon she'd be up for a 3way?'

>>731005304
dubs get

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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Whew lads

Would you let me eat your ass? If so when and where?

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>>731005580

I will literally rub my finger lightly around your asshole until it loosens up slightly. I will then proceed to slowly push my goat's blood covered cock into your sweet brown chili hole crafted by Zeus himself. I will then, after having come prepared with my source of lube, gently squeeze my pimples until I have sufficient white pus to fill a mason jar. I will drench your cock, already erect out of pure fear in the delicious pus I so carefully extracted. I of course will then take a long thin coffee straw and gently push it down the hole of your throbbing cock, careful not to cause too much bleeding. I have been plotting and dreaming about this for months, finally fulfilling my deepest fantasy. I will slowly twist your testicles around causing deep testicular torsion as you howl with pain. I happily take a handful of small sugar ants and lead them down the straw, slowly entering your cock. I make sure to fill the rest of the straw with pus to ensure that the little critters stay in you. I flip you over as you are quivering to reveal your bare ass, I take my starved rat out of its cage covered in its own shit and forcefully push its body into your anus, it crawls up with no escape as I solder your anus closed. I then very sexually read the newspaper as the rat eats you from the inside out. :^)

>>731005921
no worries you and Alyssa can come to my house

>>731005921

then lets sext? the night is young. we'll feel each other out so to speak

>>731005741
He's been delivering consistently for 2 hours you pleb

>>731005966
WE DID IT YESSSSSSS

>>731005921
I have vodka come hang out tonight

what music do you like?

>>731005988
WINRAR

>>731005954
wow one off

>>731005966
jesus why do u keep posting
>>731005988
fuckkk shouldve been this oneeeee

I love you

>>731005966
WINRAR

>>731005988

oh yeah bbe. lets make this hot and heavy

>>731005988
>he's fast

>>731005988
WIN

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>>731004954
FUcking roll

Women are pretty fucking boring, aren't they?

>>731005111
Mutha faking tripple OP

>>731005921
Let me make it up to you, let me get you an uber back to mine and I can show you the true fun time grab alyssa cause my mates here to and we can see who moans the loudest. You and me my perfect 6 at best girl while your riding me ill be thinking how lucky my mate is and ill ne imagining alyssa naked

>>731005988
Good hustle anon

>>731005988
This isn't win. There's a dubs above.

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>>731005988
>she's actually going to reply to this

Honestly you're so fucking annoying, I don't like fat bitches anyway, I'm trying too hard for you. I heard they come easy but I guess it's a lie considering how gucking autistic you are. Honestly just fucking kill yourself

(Bonus points if she does)

>>731005921
Not tired in the least bit. Let's take this into the sunrise. Can I swing by?

>>731005580
i no has dubs

>>731005966
THIS IS THE REAL DUBS. IT CAME BEFORE.

>>731006147
Roll.

>>731006088
WIN
but she's going to reply to it anyway

>>731006121
dubs above sucks, use this

>>731005966
DONT DO TIS OP SRSLY, DO THIS ONE
>>731005988
GIB NOOOODZZZZ

>>731005921
Ok, I'm on my way. I'll just take the car, go to mum's. kill Phil ("Sorry!"), grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

>>731006114

thank you. i know the game sir

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>>731006157

>>731005966
Is this Winrar? Don't we have to reply to OPs screen cap?

>>731005966
Don't do this one OP. It's stupid as fuck and it's been posted every 5 minutes by the same faggot.

>>731006147
Roooll

Ok imagine if you were Commander Shepard and you had two options:

>the blue one
>>731005988

>the red one
>>731005966

Pick the blue one

>>731005988
PLS THIS ONEEEEE

>>731006274

fuck you, m8. that's a great post.

>>731005921

>>731005966

So autistic omfg stop