Faces of /b/ thread
>>730971468
Is that Billy The Fridge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6GWNcqbabk
fuck the celtics
>>730971468
Are you customgrow420?
>>730971468
4 simple steps to look better my dude
Step 1 - Lose some weight
Step 2 - Cut that hair
Step 3 - Get tanned , you're way too pale.
Step 4 - Get more sleep , those dark eyebags are not attractive.
You're welcome my dude
>>730972747
I think op is a girl
>>730972533
I dont believe you are this blonde cutie. No way youd be here with so many niggers available offline.
>>730972857
i think so too. probably a masturbater. would lick her fingers if she asked.
>>730972533
I bet you like the BBC
>>730972387
kek
>>730972950
w h i t e k n i g h t
>>730973201
Haha you ugly bitch you look like Penguins mother on Gotham. 8/10 would fuck panties with firm grip.
>>730973201
NO!!! 6/10 you lose 2 points for the man sitting next to you not being a nigger.
I'm a literal 2/10
>>730974112
In the 80s girls wouldve cum when you walked past. You were born out of time. If you were a nigger id say you have a chance.
>>730973677
Kek
>>730973772
Wat
>>730974112
Like your shirt friendo
>>730974574
Thanks. I have an eye for shirts.
>>730974574
Come on you saucy little dish...this is /b/...you can tell us...whats that guys favorite Bull like?
>>730974112
Cut your hair. I love the Misfits but the shirt just doesn't attract normal people, unless that's what you like. I don't wear my shirts anymore, at least not regularly.
>>730972747
my dude, my dude. my dude
>>730971468
looks about right. you probably cant wait until you can barely grow some facial hair and not shave it
>>730974817
Not cutting my hair. Ever. Just the same I dress in what makes me comfortable. That being said I have no problems getting laid. All I said is I'm a strong 2/10
I wouldn't mind a rate if that's not too much to ask friends
>>730974925
Stupid ass, that is clearly a bulky female.
>>730974863
myyyyy dudeeeeeee
>>730971468
>>730975088
jared kushner Antichrist jew motherfucker.
>>730971468
>>730974817
Dudes right about the hair cut... not sure about the shirt not attracting normal people. I definitely start conversations with dudes wearing Misfits tees and I'm fairly normie.
>>730975172
Reminds me of Alannis Morrisette but with a lazy eye.
>>730975019
dont listen to him, you are 7/10 dont change, fuck those people, punk is not dead
>>730974805
Never been with a black guy. Definitely would!
>>730975201
Oh my...Im totally interested in all your hang ups and every droll thought in your head. 9/10.
>>730975351
She is wearing circle lenses to make her eyes bigger so that might be it too
>>730975394
My bad. I'm on a cell phone.
>>730975247
You look like the boy from American Beauty. probably a faggot because im getting tingles on my ball sack. Fucking queer.
>>730975429
LMFAO WHAT
>>730972533
Your face gives me a hardon.
>>730975394
Terrorist !!!!!!!!
>>730974112
>misfits
mynigga.jpg
i like long hair too, but yeah maybe try styling it differently
>>730975684
I was all like oh hes cute then I saw the misfits t-shirt
>>730975298
Literally never gonna cut it. Would rather be a lonely hermit. On the flip side I wouldnt bang any if you so far. Ass pic for effort tho
>>730972950
>>730973094
>>730973772
>>730974339
Calm down on your insecurities, nigger
>>730975664
Is it the baseball cap and sunglasses? I swear I'm not gonna blow up a bus. The captcha made me select all the images with a bus, heh.
>>730975562
You heard me. Ive had sex over 5000 times and i recognize the kind of issues a woman has that I totally can get into. Like yours...depression...boredom...a low seething hatred under the surface that makes her passive aggressive to everyone...would totally fuck her brains out. Plus her mouth is just lovely.
>>730975562
Are you my friend dom lmfao
>>730975765
You're not worthy of this dick if you dislike Misfits.
>>730971468
drink some water your lips are super chapped or deadskin or someshit
i added the trippy fusion for possible hypnosis. i'm stronger than you'll ever probably be and i can overhead press each and every one of you fat fucks.
>>730975952
I'm a virgin and a loser who plays video games all day fam and I just didnt care about looking that nice in the pic that is all so stop you beta-cuck
>>730975815
You mistake a fetish for insecurity. Or maybe i get off on being uncertain and afraid. Stupid nignog.
>>730975952
Holy fucking shit dude
Guten abend meine lieben freunde.
>>730975952
Read that wrong - I GUESS (My bad)
>>730972950
We niggers decline. White trash should be withe white trash.
>>730976135
I like the pic you bossy bitch. Very sensuous face. Plus a fucked in the head mindset. Irresistible.
>>730976398
IS THIS TOBY OR DOMINIQUE
>>730976125
Not even that shitty filter can hide the fact you're a fat cunt
sup /b
>>730972533
10/10 post MOAR
>>730976512
Neither. Im being a little aggressive with this girl because i have plans for her. thats all. Mind your own business.
>>730976573
AWE YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE
>>730976571
you got some shit above your lip
>>730976673
BRUH "THIS GIRL" IS ME TALKING TO YOU
>>730976688
Oh ffs
>>730976125
It's still obvious that you're just a fat ass
>>730975545
a lot of faggots think im faggot, to bad girls dont find me that atractive, i would have easy live as a gay person
r8
>>730971468
me in the middle
>>730976748
Oh then when should we get together? Its your first time. Im very experienced and gentle. Lets just get it over with and let me welcome you into womanhood while theres still time. I really do love the shape of your face, your skin, those lips. Eyes arent so bad either. Lets make 4chan history. I wont even sue if you creep shot our time together and ex bf porn me here afterwards. Im shameless and available.
>>730975790
Rock on you sock footed hero
>>730977035
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
heh
sup /b/ros
>>730977300
Cute <3
me on the left
>>730976552
>>730976944
that is Sam Hyde. Satirical comedian
>>730977267
AGGGHHHHH!!!!
Um...she can come along too, really. But id rather just be with you. you look like you could be good at cuddling when you arent bleeding from your wahoo.
>>730977332
Thank you, kind sir
Fuck niggers
>>730977610
You seem like a pedophile that goes strickly after 7th grade girls with blue hair - b forum is good for you just stay in the loli section.
>>730977300
You look schizophrenic. What meds are you on in this pic amigo?
Me on the left.
>>730977278
Oh shit...we really do have pedos here? You look like ted the lawyer from Scrubs but 75 pounds heavier.
>>730977807
Is that the kid from stranger things
>>730977889
It is.
>>730977702
Nope. This site is for 18 plus. My dream girl...and that might still be you responding...looks old enough and needs a daddy to help hetreosexualize her/you.
>>730971468
If dubs jo has to come with me to franks house kek wills it
>>730977979
Then gtfo off /b/ and get the new season up on netflix already. FUCK!
>>730978156
...I'm not the kid from Stranger Things. And I don't think he has that kind of power. He's filming right now though.
>>730977740
Not schizophrenic, but I am schizoid. I'm on Zyprexa in this pic
>>730978165
Dude i literally fucked a fat chick that looked exactly like you once. wow...it was gross.
>>730974112
age?
>>730974739
Master masturbatór
>>730976573
you made a thread earlier today...
sup b
>>730977226
Not quite a full facepic but at least you tried
>>730978034
How old are you
>>730978269
WHAT ARE YOU DOING REMOVING THAT HARPOON FROM YOUR SIDE?????
Me on the left.
>>730978335
nottrue, you aren't even him
why not.
Me on the left,
>>730978405
35. Perfect age to guide a young virgin to womanhood.
I have a hard time getting girls. Advice?
>>730978277
>checked and keked
Me on the right
>>730978446
Federal agent for sure.
when did /b/ turn into /soc/?
>>730975351
not seeing the lazy eye my dude
Me on the left. .
Me, rate me
>>730978825
angry/10
>>730978588
Serious advice:
STOP IDOLIZING MEN WITH ATHELETIC BODIES THAT FIGHT OR PRETEND TO FIGHT FOR A LIVING. Putting yourself in that environment is the absolute worst contrast for you because you are very obviously a total pussy. go hang out at comic book stores and game shops.
Me a la izquierda.
WrestleMania last year with WWE SUPERSTAR DAMIEN SANDOW!!!
>>730977027
Ew kys mustard face
Me two from the left
>>730978983
That's Idol Stevens, dude.
Sup, /b/.
>>730978788
Look you perverted faqggot, I am COURTING A VIRGIN and we do not need to see that shit. GTFO of here you nasty fucker...my dream girls eyes are PURE!!!
Oh God you deserve JB WELD up your ass. I hate you for this.
Honey, its okay. the bad man is being dealt with.
>>730978940
I don't really like video games and comics. I'm a die-hard sports fan so when I'm not working, I'm going to games ariund the country and the rest of my time is spent between Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and church.
>>730978818
What...the...hell is wrong with todays elderly?
>>730975088
You look like a better adjusted Elliot Rodgers.
>>730979112
No, it's Aron Rex.
>>730978413
I'm a master swordsman
>>730972950
believe what you'd like my friendo
>>730979112
Wat up Gronk?
>>730976726
yessir that is in fact my mustache
>>730979086
Very cute
>>730979086
Eleven
>>730979345
Sooo pretty
>>730979332
HELL YEAH! Id like to see you fight a wolf with that bad boy!
>>730979509
Twelve
Fuck you fags
>>730971468
>>730975201
>>730977027
>>730977226
>>730977278
AYE LMAO
>>730971468
Nice Reds hat, faggot.
Hi.
>>730972533
Your adorable
>>730972747
and lift. guys never look worse with more muscle
>>730979678
>Possessive your
>>730979662
Fake. Thats a russian mail order bride pic. ive seen it many times.
>>730979852
I'd shit in your mouth, fag
>>730979955
thanks
>>730979659
post face, faggot
>>730972533
Checkt
>>730979781
Your're
>>730971468
Been a while
>>730979538
No wolves yet, but here I am hunting a water bottle in the dark forest
>>730977807
>>730978429
>>730978545
>>730978638
>>730978813
>>730978954
>>730979086
Why does everyone know the kid from Stranger Things?
>>730980221
>>730980221
pizzagate
>>730980160
badpic
>>730978734
rate me please
>>730980221
Wait...so you don't know him
>>730979852
>>730979662
>>730979345
>>730979086
>>730977357
>>730977055
>>730975298
>>730975172
>>730974574
>>730973201
>>730972533
And now /b/ is populated by attractive women. I'm not buying it.
>>730980402
Underage/7
>>730978734
unclear pic
>>730975201
^^^^THIS is the only truly beautiful girl here. All teasing aside, if youre reading, you really are quite pretty. Glad to hear youre a virgin. Lose the homo crap though. Otherwise youre doing something right. Very pretty.
>>730974112
No homo but i think you're pretty good looking anon. Low self esteem is a turn off for chicks though
>>730979369
What's up, my man?
always lurks on /b/
>>730978734
f2m, baggy clothes to hide weedy body as evidenced by pencil neck, pooinloo/shitskin genes, thinks keeping up with the lates fashion trends will get him a gf but to young to realize you're just wasting your money and the only decent gf you'll get won't care what you wear, wanders malls aimlessly checking facebook that no one messages but needs to look busy, looks on jealously while alphas parade their bitches around, nice guy sydnrome sufferer, wimp / 10
>>730971468
young Sam Kinison
>>730980988
your forehead is trying to take over your face. I'd keep an eye on that sneaky bastard if I were you
>>730971468
>>730980988
likely a campus shooter one day. look at the hate in those eyes. smug athiest faggot. you aint superior. you just too scared to try.
>>730981177
looks like a little excavation under your nose and you'd have a good handle to drag you around with
>>730981177
You look like a selfish bitch. No offense.
>>730980398
Better pic
>>730981177
junkie.
This was me about a week ago, I cut my hair I look like a faggot now.
>>730971468
>the weak should fear the strong
>>730981408
now?
>>730981398
somewhat, you in a dorm?
ugly cunts
>>730981398
post dick
Hey, guys! There are some pretty nice looking ladies here. You're probably looking for a nice looking guy (such as myself). Anyways, hmu if you wanna talk (which I know you do haha).
Hi
>>730972387
That's Cincinnati Reds not Boston celtics lol
>>730981635
sup qt. u wan sum fuk?
>>730981525
Same just shorter all around, I fucked up.
>>730981522
Billy Ray Cyrus type. Or better yet, Val Kilmer-like.
I'm decently built with an 8" dick but im 5'8" lol
>>730981743
sorta jewish lookin
>>730981408
can you demo a pool for me Dylan?
>>730981555
John Travolta gay face. Highlights confirm buttfuckery.
>>730981826
Hehe I was waiting for that
>>730981790
been told many times cuz my neighborhood is really jewish, not tho
>>730981743
>decently built
>5'8"
Nope
>>730981525
here bro
>>730981914
Seriously, no one takes the boy band fag look serious in 2017. restyle your hair punk.
>>730981942
u can be short and built fag
>>730982023
Lel we can't have two Dylans in here
how do i look guys?
>>730971468
Josh C?
>>730982190
like that annoying orange nigga
>>730981602
I'm clearly the most attractive person on this thread. Screw you guys. I've got something planned for May 23rd. You're going to regret rejecting me. I've been nothing be a supreme gentleman to you, and you've done nothing but disrespect me and withhold your approval. I'm tired of this
>>730982190
Psychotic.
>>730973677
kek
>>730982145
sorry wrong pic
>>730982111
that's called being a manlet friend
>>730979112
Filename is appropriate.
>>730982190
Rapist
>>730981602
>>730982281
dude, you sound like a crazy faggot. go shoot up a school or something and stfu
>>730981177
You're super pretty
sup guise?
>>730982281
Stop looking for a scapegoat to explain your planned crimes. That is our entire problem with you, man. You NEVER take responsibility for your own actions.
r8
>>730976153
sir your skin is melting
>>730981449
Holy fuck, you are ugly
>>730981900
blurry
>>730977807
You look like Bradley Cooper.
This is not a bad thing.
>>730982320
those arms look sad
>>730972533
tits or gtfo
>>730982522
He looks like the NIGHTSTALKER from California.
>>730982522
That's not very nice
>>730982489
you look pretty cute, but that faggot riding on your back ruins the picture
>>730982320
manlet is defined as under 5'6" cornholio
>>730982640
Kek
>>730982389
thanks, dude. I came up with it myself
cap:portugal badsex
>>730982640
kek
>>730971468
>>730981932
>>730981743
>>730981942
you're fucking ugly cunt, 'but muh dick is big'
also mentioning your height shows how insecure you are about it, definitely got jew in there, your nose is kike and your face looks squashed vertically like your head has been in a vice
>>730982429
>>730982471
Jealous much? I bet you wish you were as attractive as me. Or as rich
Roast me and my dog
>>730982759
i'm a very ugly woman and even i am not desperate enough to date someone like you
>>730982859
>50's newspaper clipping
what do you live with your fucking grandparents?
>>730982759
Nigger Im already talking to two of the girls that posted here. We are fixing to go from emails to a quick hello on the phone. they will be mine very soon and i told them so. What now faggot?
>>730971468
500lbs/10
>>730982905
Post vagoo. Everyone likes vagoo.
>>730978301
21
>>730978333
I mean I'm good at it but I'm not sure if I'm a master just yet
>>730982859
which one's which?
>>730983013
>what is conditioner?
>>730982931
It was 1969. How could anyone not know this?
>>730982859
poor dog.
you look like the 30yo version of a friend i had a long time ago
>>730983108
lol
>>730983139
is that a billy corgan ref?
>>730983013
fighting the frizzies, at 11
>>730983013
Californian?
>>730983197
do you really not know the year we landed on the moon?
>>730982748
/thread
>>730982931
Actually cool story. I found it in my grandpas garage when he died folded up in a drawer. It's from august 1969 when we 'landed' on the moon. That it was neat and framed it
>>730975088
you 100% belong here
>>730983276
the first one was bad enough. please stop
>>730982905
I bet you like black guys.How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves.
>>730982953
I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman. One day, people like you will pay
>>730983283
Pic related
>>730972747
step 5 - drink some fucken water. You look dehydrated as shit.
dead inside inc.
>>730983013
with a more confident look, hair tied behind head and without that puberty beard you might be fuckable
but my standards are fairly low, so... yea...
WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING!
ONE ofthe girls Im talking to has a very manly voice...I suspect theres a dick involved somewhere..you fuckers...always playing games with guys hearts.
>>730983131
I use conditioner, my hair is just difficult. I tend to use an aloe cream for frizz and breakage. Most of the time I just don't care. Here's a pic of me 100lbs ago
>>730983140
What was your friends name
>>730971468
LOL THIS FUCKER POSTED IN NHL TRASH TALK ON FB A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AND EVERYONE RIPPED HIM APART HAHAHA
>>730983310
you remind me of this guy
>>730983463
bruh your fine drink water do a little hard labor
>>730983408
you look like a broke stoner but very fuckable
>>730983283
That is pretty cool. Know what isn't cool? The fact that I am world heavyweight champ at identifying gas stations but I have no fucking idea what a street sign looks like.
>>730983408
your eyes really do look dead are you ok anon
>>730983632
I found out Im a robot thanks to cars.
>>730983241
i have google bitch i was asking a question
>>730971468
trans mtf 1 year hrt
>>730983214
Texan, Finnish heritage
>>730983431
I'm used to wearing a squinted grimace, I went a while without anything aiding my shit eyesight. I put my hair back when it's in my way, and that 'puberty beard' is something my girl specifically requested. I hate it too.
>>730983792
5/10 would let you suck my dick
>>730983797
4skin removed in the lone star state by chance?
>>730983408
Dude,seriously, you are burned out and need a break from your digital life. the magnetic waves are fucking with you bad.
>>730971468
Here is the link TO OP's FACEBOOK.
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
/brandon.serket
>>730983886
Oh for fuck's sake, it's this piece of shit again.
Everyone is gay except me.
>>730983792
Its not working. I see a dude.
>>730983951
>>730983951
no one will do anything snowden
>>730983792
You're thoroughly Bangable. What's your type? I'm >>730974739 >>730974112
>>730982748
>your face looks squashed vertically like your head has been in a vice
I've always been told I have a tall ass face wtf does this even mean
>>730983951
reported for putting personal information on /b/ and alluding to a raid
>>730984003
lol me too
>>730983983
he says, having the gayest haircut of them all.
>>730983886
Why?
>>730984121
pretty decent beefcake
>>730984220
Just curious, tentatively guessing you're snipped...
>>730984121
it means exactly what it says faggot just like how I have a wide ass face >>730981522 Can't be perfect son
>>730984161
Just got out of the shower kys
>>730984220
He's a creepy faggot that asks every young-looking man in these threads if they're circumcised.
>>730984078
Thats right. When I got doxxed...full info posted here...incriminating photos...relatives contact info too...I was scared shitless for 3 full days as /b/ gave me hell but absolutley nothing happened offline. No social media activity either. Fear of doxxing is a fear programmed by the jews somehow but its harmless. i even posted my dick erect against a framed photo of my mother and nothing came from it...cept me.
>>730984121
lay off the wtf/duck lips you are handsome though bruh
>>730984309
u look like a FTM
>>730984342
Sorry that you dislike me
Roast me faggots
>>730984121
why the fuck make a face like that when taking a photo of oneself? are you trying to appear funny, playful or cute even? it just makes you look like a retard.
with pics like this my vagina might as well be a dry desert...
>>730984457
Lemonface from the tv show on FX the Shield.
>>730984457
start lifting and youd be 10/10
>>730984393
Is that an insult? I was born male af fyi
>>730984121
your face isn't symmetrical, it's too long, big head put thin face, accentuated by the """not jew""" nose
you're ugly cunt, maybe a 5 to a sheltered femanon. sorry lad, lucked out on the genetics, better luck next time
also fuck that nose, looks like a used condom
>>730984479
idfk it was a confused face cuz this dude is being a corn
>>730984457
You look like a cool big brother.
>>730984457
im sure youll pull chicks get a wife then say its cool to be gay faggot
>>730978382
How's shitting in the street?
>>730983983
I wish you were gay
>>730984479
I like dry vagina. i dont know why anyone would want a wet one. Thats just basteria juice anyways. Kinda gross.
>>730977807
this is a guy from TMZ u dumb nigger
>>730971468
You're all beautiful
>>730981914
you 14?
>>730984679
4 what?
>>730984457
i'd not dare roast anyone with a chin like that
>>730983797
Or am I wrong good sir?
>>730984679
Whoa...I cant tell what race you are. But you look like sad self awareness has dawned upon you so Im going to guess...nigger?
>>730977300
Ball crusher guy!!
>>730984540
Ha been lifting bro it's a slow process. Metabolism is fast as fuck, Used to be a beanpole.
>>730984739
4 bikes stolen today
>>730984892
kek
>>730984457
guess which lost boy you are
>>730984892
4 white women blacked today you mean.
>>730984567
>idk this guy is telling me things I know are true but don't want to hear
also r8 me
>>730984457
If we fucked I could die happy/10
>>730984845
White and black mud baby friend.
>>730984963
there's no such thing. a woman disgracing herself with a black dick might as well not be human.
>>730983797
Like TX?
>>730984981
notyou/10
>>730984981
damn those some suckable ass nips
>>730985044
My place 7pm tomorrow and I'll make your dreams come true.
>>730984981
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/g947/shirtless-men-sexy-guys/?slide=16
>>730972500
Kek
>>730985261
The game is afoot!
>>730985261
ITS HIM YOU LARPING FAGGOT!
>>730985148
me bro, one of my promo shots 3 years ago. believe it or not, older now and look totally different, not putting my current face on this shithole
>>730985340
>3 years ago
>cosmo article from 2009