I'm a syrian Refugee. AMA

kill yourself

How much white women do feel like raping

>>730952205
You are a pussy who isnt fighting for his country to make it better

>>730952473
Oh btw be as offensive as you want, I've heard it all and in person.

>>730952492
In general about 5 or six but tbh they're not just white.

>>730952205

how about that white genocide?

>>730952532
I was 13 when i left i wasn't able to and if i go back now ill die i won't be able to fight. But tbh you shouldn't talk if you didn't go through what i went through.

>>730952610
Idk what you're talking about tbh

This>>730952532
>Oh no ISIS is weak as fuck but wants to kill us all and destroy our country
>all of us men that can actually fight should leave, the women and children can handle this

>>730952610
Fucking insecure little shit

>>730952684
Fuck off you stupid Coward

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>>730952205

>>730952875
Im not insecure you can say whatever you like but saying that im a pussy is stupid considering you haven't seen what I've seen. You're probably just some white boy sitting behind a computer screen all safe without having to worry about nothing more than paying taxes. Not that there's anything wrong with being safe but don't call me a pussy if you don't know what war even looks like

>>730952205
inb4 more of these threads pop up and the psyop tries to turn b into antifa phaggots

>>730952684
I think there are a lot of kids younger than 13 fighting in third world shitholes, from africa to the middle east to south america, being young doesnt seem to be much of an excuse to run in those cultures

>>730952205
Do you think the war will end when Assad is killed?

>>730952798
Isis is not weak, they're one of the strongest terrorist groups in the world. And their only fair is woman actually. Google it, they think if they get shot by a woman they won't go to heaven hahaha fucken goat fuckers.

>>730953066
What? I was talking to the genocide guy

>>730953112
This! Op is a huge faggot

>>730952984
Make me

>>730952205
How many white girls have you fucked?

>>730952205
Where did you steal the computer?

>>730952684
Oh right, why try and make your own country better when you can just turn rest of the world into a fucking shit hole. Seriously do you feel any shame about being Syrian?

>>730953198
You Goat fucker deserve to be killed by a horse fucking you coward ass

>>730953112
I've been a studying fag my whole life i used to get in fights and all but never an actual fighter so i didn't really even think of fighting

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>>730953094


There's far less psyops happening here than you suspect.

In fact since the election is over there's practically none.

It's mostly just a bunch of trolling faggots.

>>730952205
Thanks for fucking up Europe.

HEIL HITLER

>>730953135
This is the first actual question that I've gotten hahah.
No it won't, after bashar gets killed there will be a power vacuum which will lead to more fighting with every group claiming to be the reason bashar died

>>730953321
Way to show that you are more reasonable

>>730953329
Hmm I guess, so youre actually educated then? Whats your opinion on Assad? Will you go back to Syria to try and fix shit if/when the fighting is over?

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>>730952205
why do you think i should care about your plight? seriously though.

>>730953198
i don't have to. my president will. god bless america

>>730953211
4 and im joking about the rape

>>730952205

But he's a jew

>>730953270
It's a phone and i didn't steal i actually paid for it i worked at a restaurant for afew months and for afew other months in factories.

>>730953526
Rape? There was rape? Greentext

>>730953291
Not at all. Im not trying to turn any country to a shithole, im an educated individual that's trying to... cut his way through life in another country. I've been in 5 countries in the last 4 years and it's not easy

What country do you live in now?

>>730953526
Not bad. Do tell

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>>730953732
don't ignore me abdool! if i were a goat you wouldn't be ignoring me.

>>730953464
Ofc i do, i wanna give my appreciation to the country that hosted me and also rebuild my country.

>>730953732
Stop ignoring my questions you sandnigger asshat!
>>730953464

>>730953515
Im not in america

>>730952205
What do you think of Assad? Will you help rebuild Syria when all this is over?

>>730953566
Syrian jew. We have jews in syria believe it or not haha but we barely have afew families now.

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>>730953732
>cut his way through life
Oh I'm sure you do

>>730952205
What's your opinion of the Slavs?

>>730953753
Germany

>>730953857
you need to identify as a goat to capture abdool's attention. quickly, describe your hooves.

>>730953971
Hows it like over there?

>>730953857
Sorry i can't answer all of them i didn't know alot of people would be interested. What question?

>>730953868
thank trump

>>730952205
You plan on making a massacre?

>>730953946
Hahahah im actually laughing so hard rn.
I don't mind offensive jokes we shouldn't take anything too seriously.

>>730952205
So what's German pussy like?

>>730953968
They're alright

>>730954064
>i'm too busy with my goat to respond

just start this thread again next month when you're finished.

>>730953971
go away ?

>>730952205
What do you think about Israel treating Syrians and sending them back?

>>730954057
It's nice, people are kind and always smiley. Im generally a very laughy, im tryna fit in tbh.

>>730954128
I don't have enough weapons hahah. No im joking i wouldn't do that

>>730952205
You mean to tell me
after almost 20 years
fuck probably longer

That Jerry, The Jew Boss, Seinfeld is Arabic and now Jewish? What a load of crud.

They just changed his story to sympathize with faggot refugees; he's an American Jew from New York who does whatever his Zionist masters tell him too.

>>730954280
Nothing screams Germany like a dirtnig who speaks like a basketball American.

>>730954167
Haven't tried german yet, have tried british and turkish. My ex was British.

>>730952205
So you seem pretty decent and educated, based on your answers. My Question: are most refugees like you, or more like the sterotype we have of them?

>>730954278
I think it's understandable, we've been in a cold war with em for a long time and we haven't been winning ofc. What they do to us syrians in general is evil but not accepting refugees is understandable

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>>730954334

>>730954358
Google him. His parents were syrian immigrants

>>730954536
When I said "treating" I meant medically treating.

>>730954402
Sorry im educated but most of my english i learned from movies

>>730953169
Ahmed, you're as much as a goatfucker as they are. Its like a white man calling another white man a cracker. You know you're weird, right? Now leave that goat alone and go back to sleep.

>>730954358
He's not really though. It's like saying you're chinese because your mom eats chinese food even though the chinese food is from Brooklyn and cooked by mexicans.

>>730954433
50 50.
Alot of them are actual sand niggers that live in desserts that came here to be taught how to hold a pen. And alot others are actually educated.

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>>730954622
His mother's parents were, stop exaggerating.

>>730954557
That's alright they can wire tap me if they like, my record is clean

>>730952205
>I'm a syrian Refugee.
>AMA

GO BACK TO SYRIA AND KILL SOME FUCKING ZIONIST MERCENARIES

>>730954671
You were taught by jews to speak like a nigger. Mazel tov, muuhamid! You're taking the form of the jewish hoove that's pressed upon you very well.

>>730954806
Interesting, thanks for answering.

>>730954655
Oh I've seen that as well yes. I think they do it for show not because they actually care. They kill more people in bombings every day

>>730952205
What do you think of Sami Zayn?

>>730954740
Yea that's a valid argument.

>>730955031
i namea my goat sami. very nice!

>>730954985
"bombing every day", look I'm not pro Israeli at all but I've been to both sides and saw the war... The zionists in Israel do try not to hurt civilians most of the time.

>>730954916
I would if i had the guts my friend. But from what's been happening the zionests already won the war many years ago

>>730954961
No problem this is why i made this thread

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>>730955063
You adopt identities based on ridiculous reasons no one takes seriously. Today you're a lady, tomorrow you're a cooking pan. What does tomorrow hold?

>>730955031
Is that the singer? Im not sure but he's alright

>>730955263
Im not really adopting anything other than languages because that's the least thing i owe to the country that hosts me

>>730955256
You know, you and your goat fucking sandnigger friends anoy most of the german people... you know who anoyed us last? The jews....

>>730955437
>hosts

spoken like a true parasite.

>>730955480
That didnt end well for you guys though

>>730955516
This

>>730955480
Is that why you lost every war you've fought? You have no actual reason to fight

Have you ever shouted "Allahu Akbar" in the middle of a group of white people?

>>730955560
I dont think the rest of the western world will give a fuck about sandniggers like they did about the jews... so dont feel too safe

>>730955516
Well played

>>730952205
>Jew
>Syrian

Fucking Liberals with their identity crises don't even know what they are

>>730955691
No i wouldn't they'd get scared dude

>>730953066

Describe what you have seen in great detail. Other wise ill assume youre lieing.

I can tell if youre making it up. So please. Do tell.

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>>730955317
>Is that the singer?

No.

He's Syrian btw

>>730955735
Jewish is a religion and syrian is a nationality. You can be both but there was a missunderstanding so we seperated the two. Im not a liberal

>>730955762
Thats what makes it fun. Try it.

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>>730955437
>welcome, we would like to give you a new life, abdool.
>nah i'm just gonna hang out for a while. i'll learn your language as i wait on my countrymen to fight and die in syria. eventually it'll be safe and i'll go home.
>that's totally understandable. have you met my wife?

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>>730955797

Replying to myself so op doesnt miss my comment.

>>730955797
I won't do it in great detail because as you can tell my english isn't that good.
But I've seen building shatter as bombs and missiles fall on top of them. My family have lost more than 4 houses. The bombs were so strong that 4km away from them were shaking and cars beeping. That's the best i can do sorry.

>>730952205
Shit bait

>>730956149
Sometimes when I'm driving, I make my car beep.

>>730955817
Oh i don't really watch WWE anymore. Haven't in afew years tbh sorry. But that's nice i didn't know we had a syrian guy there

>>730956237
No i swear im syrian and if there's anybody syrian here i can speak the actual syrian not the arabic. Syrian can't be translated on the Internet. Only basic arabic

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>>730956149

Nonono. You know i have the internet to help translate. Right? Please. Type in a language you know well. I want to know more.

>>730956439
Go ahead. Tell me a secret.

>>730956244
Sorry but you can try to find a person that speaks syrian and ill prove it. Or any other way

Op here, i really like fucking goats

>>730956539
A secret... in syrian you mean?
Ummm انا احيانا بجيب ضهري لصور وحدة كنت بعرفا من زمان

>>730956679
>syrian confirmed

at long last we can get to the real questions.

>>730956714
You lost me at ," goat goat rock".

I came to germany with my wife, she is just 11 and it was all very frightening for here

>>730956268
You wouldn't know he's Syrian by looking at him, but he is.

He looks and acts like some 90's ska nerd from Ireland or Canada. I didn't even know there was such a thing as a redhead Syrian.

>>730952205
Shwarma or gyros?

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>>730956471
Well ill try my best but here goes.
Ill tell you something maybe they dont show on the news.
Families are split. Some of em join Islamic extreamists some join the army and some join the free army.
When you wanna leave syria you go through all those groups in a matter of days during cheakpoints.
In syria we have carnavals and celebrations in one city and masacres in another just afew kms away.
Good enough?

>>730956471

Hey op. Dont miss my comment. I want greater detail on your alleged story. In a language you understand. Or have i proven you to be a troll??

>>730957040
Fucking adhd calm the fuck down

>>730956842
In syria we have people that range from brown to just nicole kidman blonde. We're very mixed racially.

>>730956981
And i lost all my favorit rocks in this fucking war

>>730956714
Btw this guy is legit

>>730956871
Idk what gyros is and tbh im tired of shawerma

>>730956981

Are you even the same guy?????

I asked for more detail on "what you have seen" op. You still havent done that.

>>730956927
Hahhaahahah i fucking love this thank you

>>730957103
But we all love fucking goats

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>>730957040
Omg dude idk what else to tell you. Im just tryna tell you stuff that they don't show you on the internet or on the news.
Not my story im not gonna share it with you.

>>730957121
Google syria before the war. You'll be surprised

>>730957213
Dude im not tryna share my story. Just proving im real and not a troll. I can't be bothered to write it all tbh. But i moved from syria to egypt, than iraq, than turkey and now im in germany

>>730953566
Even worse, he's a New Yorker.

Op here, i cant type too well atm, i just think about jerking of mohammed while shitting on a coran and that just makes my tiny weewee diamonds

Sorry im taking much time. Im on phone and they're making me do a captcha every time i post a reply

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>>730957213
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the horizon of Aleppo. I watched white phosphorous glitter in the dark near the Belen Pass. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to enjoy Germany.

>>730957789
Sounds awesome

>>730957906
If war is awesome, sure kid.

>>730957789
Im not trying to tell my story as i said. Im trying to tell you stuff that you wouldn't find on the internet or on the news

And while seeing all this horrible stuff , i Never lost hope because i knew mohammed will take a huge dump in my mouth when i finally get into heaven and become One of those virgins everybody is so diamonds about

>>730958017
Wouldnt be working for Blackwater if I thought it wasn't

Btw im 19 if anybody was wondering. Just turned 19

>>730958215
because they're not called niggerwater anymore, obviously. contract work isn't "war" either, you tourist. it's not really war when you're there having fun.

Serious question here, u think Allah is a faggot? Does he have his own goats to fuck?

>>730958215
>2017
>still calls it Blackwater
No need to drain the swamp.

I use the coran as toiletpaper

>>730958435
I don't believe in him.
But if he existed and he fucked goats that'd be stupid. You're a fucking god and you choose goats to fuck?

>>730958510
Alot of syrians aren't muslims so this doesn't offend them.

Another serious question, how to really offend syrians

>>730958809
Calling them fags and idiots doesn't work.
Talk about their sisters and mothers. Our honour is what we care for most. Say that their sister is a whore that fucks a guy every night and the guy will be furious. Goodluck bud

>>730952205
How does it feel to know your mother and sister getting raped by isis and even enyoing it? It must be hard to know they are fucking whores!

>>730959246
BLYET

>>730959246
My mother and sister are here with me not in syria and that doesn't work online it works in person.

>>730952604
Greentext stories

>>730959353
You must be a real disappointment for them. Sucking even more german dicks than them!

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>>730959353
I found them!

>>730959462
Idk how to green text and i heard it's alot of effort so i can't be bothered.
But basically im the kind of guy that likes everything taboo, i think that's part of the reason im Bi, because alot of people think gay sex is wrong i quite enjoy it. And no im not a pedo just because it's taboo doesn't mean i like it.
And that's why i like rape but would never do it. It's wrong or taboo.

>>730959790
Dude why didn't you post the whole gif? It's actually so fucking hot.
For some reason that gif turns me on hahha

>>730959925
My bad, saved it wrong, to lazy to search for it again....

I am getting tired! Op i really did my best to offend you, and i can really just say as my final words, i hope you and your ugly ass mom/sister (probably the same Person) get a stroke!

>>730952205
wait. are you muslim? or just from Syria...

Cuz if you're not muslim, then honestly, there's nothing wrong with you. You're fine. And everyone talking shit about you is a fucking faggot.

If you ARE muslim though. Fuck you.
(also fuck Mohammed.. and Allah.. and then you again)

>>730960172
Being mixed is actually really good but as the picture showed, only when done right.
Believe it or not i have spanish and Lebanese cousins even tho they were there for more than 40 years not because of the war. So being diverse or being pure blooded are both good but diversity is only good when done properly.

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>>730952205
ffs

>>730960376
Nice knowing you dude, have a nice day. As i said I've seen it all and in person.

>>730960394
Im not really a muslim... like, on paper i am but im agnostic i guess and i haven't really gotten into it. I don't think islam is the right religion but i don't fear muslims or think they're bad.

>>730960707
Well, then, overall, i'm fine with you.

Although, for the record, muslims are bad. and you shouldn't like them, lol.

Welcome to America. Or wherever you refugeed to. (i haven't read the whole thread, it's too long)

>>730960891
Im in germany dude.
Muslims aren't you think they are.
You're probably Christian but you don't do stuff that the bible say. 90% of muslims in syria are like this. And the rest are muslims kept to their own without actual terrorism.

>>730960891
>too lazy to read thread
Well at least there can be no doubt that you are, in fact, an american

>>730961209
Hahah i think that's how you offend an american.

>>730961209
i'm actually not american.
i'm just pressed for time.

>>730961161
I'm not Christian. I'm an atheist.
I hate muslims. I also hate christians and catholics. and mormons...

Basically anyone stupid enough to follow a faggot in a hat.

>>730961685
I don't hate them but do you get my point about how people are Christian on paper and they like... know the 10 comandments but don't actually follow through with it. Its the same in syria.

>>730961685
>I'm an atheist
>I know for sure that there is no deity
Thats not better than believing there is a god

>>730961929
yeah man. i get what you're saying. you have a valid point.
I still hate religion. and religious idiots.

people like you, who understand that religion shouldn't be taken seriously. aren't a problem.

>>730959819
kys newfag

>>730961948
it is to me.
I'm speaking about my own opinion.

In MY view, following a religion, is something stupid people do.
I don't care you agree or not.

>>730962223
Yea try to take the time to talk to a "muslim" to see if they actually take it all seriously and you'll be surprised.

>>730962225
Im not a new fag I've been here for 4 months, lurker for 2 extra months but i just never tried to learn how to green text, idk if 6 months means im just a normal fag not a new fag.

>>730962361
not sure if your point is that "most muslims aren't serious" or the opposite...

if you mean that they aren't I have to disagree with you. I know many 'serious' muslims myself.

One of which, is my brother in law.

>>730962541
Put this first >and then its green

>>730962582
Yea you'll find alot of those but also many many more don't give a shit they're just muslims on paper... like they believe in god but don't practice islam at all.

>>730962776
This is my experience. Know a tpn of muslims, not a single one actually pray or even give a fuck

>Alright dude thanks.

>>730962541
Don't feel bad.
i've been here for 7 years
(or longer, i have no idea) and i've never bothered to greentext.

Never came up.

>>730962876
Nice to know im not the only one

>>730962776
I wish more of them (and other religious people) would be a bit more outspoken about it.
Make it more well known, that they don't follow the religion(s)

It would help identify the actual extremists, because they wouldn't have so many 'moderates' to hide behind.

But i understand that it might not be easy, to go against your whole family.

I'm just saying, i wish.

>>730963391
Not really about that we just never saw the need in saying it. But we don't feel like we should hide it. It usually runs in the family.

Kill yourself, subhuman trash!

>>730964022
K

>>730956871
DÖNER IS SUPERIOR

>>730964319
I actually hate doner
Just the way turks make it is horrible. I eat it when i have nothing else to eat.

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'sup /b/rothers

Played this game a fair bit now but always on solo. Anybody fancy playing duo or in a squad?

Post IDs/Skype if you're interested

I'll bump the thread for around half an hour or so.

>>730962673
why isn't it green then

>>730952205
Try to get into Hungary, I dare you doon coon

>>730952205
Jerry?.....

>>730967042
because it's not first, moron.

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>>730952205

>>730952684
fucking coward
MODS MODS MODS 13 yo FAGGOT

>>730953112
It's no surprise. Their culture has no honor. They are cowards. They haven't contributed anything to the world. They're just a parasite looking for a fresh host to drain. They breed like roaches and consume the hard work of those around them. They're filthy drug dealers and swindlers. Just utter trash. Nuclear fire is all they deserve.

>>730952205
why the fuck aint you fighting?
you fucking coward
in ww1 and 2 there were people that lied about their age going into war only being about 14 years old from countries like America/Australia and England

and here you are a fucking pussy

>>730969043
Im 19 now... are you mentally ill?

Because there's no chance of winning and there's no right side. They're all wrong. No matter what side i join im not defending or helping my country. If you don't understand the politics of the situation i cant help you.

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>>730970184
why do you people want sharia law to be in whatever country you move to?

>>730970618
Who ever says that should go back to wherever they came from.
Immediatly. Sharia law is fucked. Sharia law is ancient.

>>730970941
are you a muslim?

>>730971064
Dude just read a bit im not gonna explain again.

>>730971818
are you black?

>>730972056
No

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>>730973235
kangz?

>>730973407
Idk what that means sorry dude.

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Anyways guys it's getting late now i have to sleep.
It's been fun maybe ill do this again soon.
Bye.

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>>730974430
you haz kangz?

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