Left my wife today. AMA

Why you leaving her?

Did you at least fuck her brains out one last time

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Do you like Mario

>>730950393
My life is going down the toilet and she's flushing.

"Going to the store, be back in a few" is not leaving your wife

>>730950441
I did not.

>>730950603
I packed my shit and am planning to live in my office for a few days while I find a new place to live.

>>730950306
what do think about pineapple pizza?

>>730950664
My favorite, actually. Fuck haters.

>>730950306

Why? Does she hit you?

Where is a place fortold?

>>730950306
any kids?

how was the relationship with her family?

biggest concerns moving forward?

Well, at least she's not a nigger fucker-
Oh. Shit, sorry anon

>>730950717
She actively makes my life more stressful. She cannot make decisions for herself and literally relies on my to make any and all decisions about our life. It's like living with a child.

>>730950789
No kids. Her family loves me, actually.

Biggest concern: splitting the assets -- house, cats, money, etc.

>>730950697
thank you, correct answer!

another question: how often do you experience a perfect shit - no wipes needed? (in case you you toilet paper)

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>>730950823
>like living with a child

do tell anon

Is she fucking niggers?

>>730950881
Never. Shits are basically only emergencies after you hit 35.

>>730950897
Sadly, yes. I try not to watch but damn my dick gets hard as fuck

>>730950896
You watch Mad Men? Think of Betty Draper: literally cannot do anything without looking to me for what comes next.

>>730950881
There's always one wipe needed to see of there's poop on your bung or not.

>>730951044
And yet, second guesses Every. Fucking. Thing. I. Do.

>>730951059
technically that one wipe would have been still not needed, tho

>>730950961
damn, only 19 years of joy left I guess

>>730951092
Dude chronic and severe indecisiveness can be indicative of mental problems

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>>730951044
Okay, I'm confused. I don't watch that show so maybe that's the problem
What exactly does that have to do with children?

>>730950306
How did you do it ?

>>730950879
Dude, you fell for the marriage con.

Women. Fucking whores. Just leave her and be done with it.

>>730951195
I have to make every single decision about our life: what we buy, what we eat, where we go on vacation, where we live.

>>730951240
Packed a bag, said "I'm moving out," and left.

>>730951311
I waited until I was 35 to get married. Had a few opportunities earlier in life, but ultimately said, nah, fuck it. Wishing right now that I'd kept to that mindset.

OP I can give you a place to stay if you're near Ohio. I have cat and we smoke a lot of weed together.

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>>730951381
did you try talking it out with her in a calm and rational way? Does she work as well or are you the breadwinner?

>>730951475
That actually sounds pretty awesome. I'm already missing my cats.

>>730951519
This has been an ongoing conversation for the 4 years we've been together. I've tried calm. I'm tried less than calm. I've tried every rational and reasonable way to affect change.

She works, too. Double income household ftw

>>730950823
I frequently feel like a single parent to two children: one my 8 year old daughter and one my 35 year old wife.

>>730951531
You gonna get raped son

Most recent argument was over a fucking kitchen renovation. I've been working 16-hour days for basically two straight weeks. We needed to schedule an appointment with our designer. She wouldn't make the phone call. Kept asking me why I hadn't called.

>>730950879
if you had a kid, would you stay?

any concerns over her family's reaction now?

what do you do for an occupation? what does she do?

>>730952053
If there was a kid, I'd stay.

As far as family: I'm right, she's wrong. Fuck other people's opinions.

>>730951764
Tell us more, brother anon.

>>730951701
feelsbadman, I'm sorry to hear that you have to be a parent to her as well.

>>730951851
Makes sense, renovations are pretty stressful times where money can go up in smoke just as easily as marriages. She shoulda made the call though if she was concerned about it.

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>>730951851
> Hard time making decisions for herself
> Trouble going through mundane social contact
> Basically still acts a bit like a kid

>>730952235
And it's like this with everything we do. I shoulder the responsibility for every single thing about our life. Shit gets old.

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Sucks to hear, man. But at least you jumped off the ship before it sinks down totally.

I hope the next stage of your life will make you happy, whatever you decide to do.

>>730952276
She comes from a really traditional, old-school, Catholic family. Real father knows best kind of thing. Her mother and sister are both like this. My brother-in-law and I regularly get drunk together and gripe about how the sisters are completely incapable of making simple life decisions.

And both sisters are crazily well-educated, professional women. So fucking weird.

>>730952500
I'm hoping it involves 20 year olds.

>>730952333
It fucking sucks to be married to a person who does not share your drive or responsibility for life.

>>730950306
why'd it take so long?

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>>730952595

Ha, good luck. They're usually DTF if you push the right buttons, younoamsayan.

>>730952659
We've only been married 18 months. Dated for 3 years or so before that.

you ready to pay 50% of everything you own?

>>730952879
I'm keeping one cat and the house. Fuck her.

>>730952848
question still stands

>>730952979
good luck with that
courts are brutal to men

>>730953041
Because I love her, marriages are hard work, and I was hoping that with enough conversations, shit would get better. It didn't.

>>730951764
>>730950823
Oh God thissssssssss. Same thing happening with me. Fucking shit frustrates me to no end.

>>730953131
what are your options?

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>>730952734
Enjoy the thank you tits.

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>>730953267

>>730953131
Hey OP do you have the problem where she doesn't know what the fuck she wants to do with her life but then turns down all your suggestions?

>>730953418
sure, but aren't you tired of taking the easy way out? maybe it's just me

>>730953540
Thankfully no. She's a successful professional woman with a job and a side business.

>>730953619
I suppose I could slowly drink myself to death. That's way harder.

>>730953627
So then what are your gripes about you having to make every decision?

>>730953694
and what's even harder than that?

>>730953627
so you are a beta tired of being under her so you left?

>>730950813
I think that would be the least of he's worries. He sees like a normal person and not a /pol/tard so he can actually function in the real world.

>>730953846
See>>730951092

>>730950823
Dude it's good you got out, I was in a relationship like that and jumped out while the bitch was still moving.

>>730953917
You know, honestly, if I leave for good I'm just heading west and seeing what's out there. I've always wanted to live in Alaska. Maybe I'll try that.

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1) what do you do that your allowed to live in your office.
2) where do you live.
3) why are you not dumping nudes yet

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>>730954588
I work at a university with my own office, and it's the weekend so no one is around.

>>730954679
Keep dumping I wanna see her face

>>730955144
Not my wife

>>730955284
head up bro. your wife will find another one

>>730950306
whats her pin number
jk

Where are u from?

>>730950306
When was the last time you were happy?

>>730956655
18 months ago?

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>>730950306

good work goy, you didn't have any children correct?

>>730950454
Kek

>>730950583
Time-stamped revenge sextape/nudes would be appreciated

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>>730957415
Not gonna happen. Here are some other tits though

>>730953131
Yeah, you know that thing where women say you shouldn't expect to change a man? Yeah, that thing works both ways

>>730950823
She is a person, too, anon. And you made a commitment to her when you married her. This falls under "for better or worse" and I have great news for you! If you avail yourselves of a professional, she can pick up the skills you see lacking in her. You can pick up skills, too. Because...guess what? None of what you feel is your wife's fault. You habe a partnership. Where you ate not equals, you learn how to talk about and work out your grievances *like adults*. Of course, you might also be doing your wife a favor by running away if you didn't quite get what "til death do us part" meant when you said it.

>>730958403
Change is impossible after a person is five years old

>>730957552
There is hope for you, yet. Prozac and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy saved my marriage. I love my wife, and am able to accept love from her...especially when it comes in ways that sting a little. Just tell your wife you need to cool off. Then come back and reconcile or end it. If you can't stand her, then you are doing her a favor with divorce.

>>730951851
This is where you say, "I am under a lot of stress and need a break right now. I agreee that someone needs to take care of this. Would you mind doing it?" If she puts up resistence, offer to pay for individual counseling so that she develops these skills. Hell, you can tell her flat out: "If our marriage doesn't work, then you are going to need to be able to make a phone call to set up an appointment."

>>730959836
this

>>730959836
We had this exact conversation, minus the counseling part, at least 5 times recently.

>>730950983
Fuckin kek

>>730950306
What's it like having only one hand?

>>730960360
Bill Withers answered this in 1973. Get woke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4RyYtkifTM