Post Your Age And Explain Why Are You Still A Virgin.

27.

I'm a weird loner.

>>730948929
23
I actually got pretty close to it.
Long story short, I met a ldr gf once and we got to oral sex( we decided beforehand that would be the limit)
But we broke up almost a year later before the second meet up (where we would have both lost our vcard)
It all ended as unexpectedly as it started

>>730948929
22, home schooled.
technically grown completely out of it, all that's left is the gf

>>730949549
ldr?

>>730948929
27. Homeschooling stint in early adolescence.

>>730949805
Long distance relationship

>>730949865
I see. yeah those don't seem to work out well ever. You need the physical intimacy.

>>730949821
>>730949671
Should have slept with your teacher

19. Had sex many times but not in past 3 years because of crippling autism

19
Ugly, stink, awkward, fucked up body

>>730949926
...well if you squint a little bit then technically I do this every time i fap

>>730949926
good thing I'm not a faggot

>>730949899
While I knew that, it did seem this could work.
We were both pretty serious about it(marriage and kids talks). Or at least I thought so

>>730949840
Get the fuck out of /b/ you lying newfag. Underage.. go read terms fgt

File: redwood.jpg (1MB, 3188x1793px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3188x1793px

virgin?

>>730950157
wow look at big man anon trying to make me leave

>>730950112
sucks. it seems like the chick always needs to be reminded physically

46. i gave up years ago.

16 years of age
Reason for no lost viginity: ALMOST! BUT SHE GOT A CALL FROM HER MOTHER

>>730950308
Yea, that's probably why she ran off to another guy

>>730950366
why not a hooker? It's a last resort option but i'd do it to avoid being over 30 and virgin

>>730950554
only losers pay for sex

>>730950228
Go play with dolls master lord fuck star

>>730948929
how is it that u guys still are virgins man.. buy a hooker, its not that special, its cute when youre like 15 and u want to fuck little suzy pigtails.. But 23? 27?? the fuck guys.. get it over with. you dont even have to leave your couch anymore. im 27, would consider myself a loner. never had a 'besty' or a group of friends. or any social media even.. but i spent my time playing video games, and goin out to bars, i got laid atleast.

oh, and inb4 "but what if she still wants to fuck little suzy pigtails instead"

>>730950638
lol post pic, chad.

>>730950638
so you'd rather end up like this twat? 40+ and virgin? Go level your wizard, fag.

>>730950832
the emotional bit is probably not bad, it's got to be enjoyable to fuck the same chick several times.

>>730950927
i have a perfectly good doll thx

>>730950832
Pay hookers? Why the fuck.. what a waste of money. You can get atleast a 60% discount if you just lower your standards and fuck a hobo.

>>730948929
20.

I never actually tried, not many opportunities and i fear of being rejected.

>>730949821
>>730950832
I did actually, soon after my 18th bday. non-starter. Just wasn't into it. I didn't sweat it then, and still don't now.

I don't experience any distress at my situation in life - I understand how I got here, it is what it is. ain't no thang.

>>730951315
keked

>>730950832
You sound super sad tho. I bet you're ugly with an ok personality, and getting laid infrequently when you have to pay for it at bars doesn't do enough to really connect with another human. Seeing as how they never can manage to deal with you for any period of time after a drunken mistake or business transaction. But hey, at least you have video games right?


Cool it on being a douche to these kids when you clearly need to get your shit together too.

>>730952315
Whoa /b/ro take it easy on that unfortunate soul. Don't judge him based off his pull method. Whatever it takes to not die a virgin.

>>730948929
>25yo actually
>lost my virginity at my late 24
>i am schizo.
>Very little libido, Masturbation is enough for me
>I'm not autistic

>>730952315
Just because he has difficulty expressing himself through words doesn't mean he is ugly. It just makes him an ill educated non virgin. So chill fam

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841387

26

>>730952486
Maybe I was a bit hard on him, but it seriously bugs me when someone takes the easy way out of something and knows full well it doesn't make them happy then STILL offers that shit as advice to kids who are probably actually some kind of autistic and won't be able to accurately gauge just how fucking bad that advice is.

Holding out for something special is just worth it. A hooker is like buddy system masturbation, as far as I'm concerned - if the only thing you've slept with is a prostitute, you're still rocking a v card.

File: 13043434_1795848137310633_5426806660816112610_n.jpg (138KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 960x960px

27
because women are dumb, theyre always attracted to jocks and douchebags, i could get a gf easily(the only think that can ruin my chances is making them feel stupid next to me) but i know how annoying, unfaithful, superficial and stressful girls can be. So i rather spend my time doing shit that matters instead of wasting my time and money treating a girl right, loving and worshiping her just to be cheated on? nah. no thanks.
And probably u fags are thingking im ugly, well, im not. pic related.

>>730948929
Fear of being rejected. Also, I am not self confidence and I don't like my body. Guys don't look at me

21 virigin bc never had sex

File: sweety.jpg (28KB, 425x387px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 425x387px

>>730948929
37

We don't believe in sex before marriage so we must wait until it's legal for us to wed to do 'the steed', so to speak.

>>730953130
Oh My eyes can never un read this. I take back what I said, fuck you faggot anon who advised to fuck hookers. Fuck you. kappa pay for your sex youre still a virgin because you paid for sex. Fucking noob. Save yourself for marriage kids. Sex is overrated. Making love and starting a family is cool. You want to be cool right kids? Abstinence will guide you to being popular and cool.

>>730953587
Yes preach /b/ro ! Abstinence til marriage !

>>730948929
25
>No-life video game addict in teens
>NEET hermit since 19y/o

My RL social skills are pretty poor as a consequence.
I literally can't hold a conversation outside of the subjects I'm interested in
>Politics/News
>Fitness
>Science
>Engineering
>Technology

I used to be good at approaching people and gaining rapport but clueless at sealing the deal, now I'm bad at everything.
I just want a job tbh, and to get a place of my own.
Stack some cash and finally live life as an actual adult.

>>730950832
What's the point of losing it to a hooker?
That doesn't make you suddenly the kind of person who does get laid.
Also hookers can steal your shit or give you aids.
>Just use a condom
No thanks.

>>730953225
Bait.

>>730953279
Are you gay or a girl?

>>730953225
Your good friend zone material. Work that angle for a bit and it'll happen

17, introvert, don't have any female friend

>>730954311
what do you mean ? should i keep getting friend zoned?

Growing up... Jill has been the only girl for me. Fuck pussy my left hand is stronger.

25, never learned how to interact with girls as girls and now it seems weird to start

19, kept myself from getting intimate w/ girls due to my fucking hands being sweaty 24/7.

27, crippling social anxiety

File: yisel.jpg (9KB, 206x274px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 206x274px

25
I almost had a gf, until i found out she was voting hillary. I just grew distant after that.

>pic related its her

>>730948929
43
lost my virginity at 17

>>730954780
burn your palms

>>730954834
She looks lame

>>730954891
well, of course, she voted hillary after all

24
She was a virgin and on her period, did anal instead.
Maybe later.

>>730954891
Agreed. Hilary = automatically a boring fuck.

>>730954870
Why

>>730955108
Bro you're still a virgin. Should have stuck it in that blood pooch. Would probably be bloody regardless

File: 1468838170983.jpg (126KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 800x600px

>>730953225
are you him? now i know why u are a virgin

18

I'm fat, and crippling gender dysphoria

>>730948929
>20
>Initially socially awkward since middle school
>Then I believed I had a small penis
>Actually just normal
>No longer as socially awkward
>but 20 and kissless
>past point of no return. Any girl would laugh at me becaues i'd kiss like a dying fish
>Dont use social media.
Boutta fuck around and become the pope or some shit.

>>730955194
so youll burn your swat glands

i'm broke as fuck , can't work bcs of school

>>730954113
A girl

>>730955345
Aight, I'll give it a go later

>>730955510
no you arent

>>730955345
also ,i'm 18

>>730955341
you might actually be me

>>730955593
shit , wronh post , i'm drung as fuck , i meant to reply to this >>730955399
i'm 18

>>730948929
19

Asperger

41
Married before I ever put it in girls butt.
Wife refuses backdoor action.
Anal virgin

>>730948929
42 my dick is too big for a 6 year old

>>730950638
>implying 46 year old virgin isn't a loser already

I tell everyone its because im autistic

Im not actually autistic. Im just ugly and unmotivated fam. But people feel bad for retards instead of laughing at them, so the show must go on

>>730955714
Classic

>>730955702
look for males then

>>730948929
24

Honestly because I don't have experience I must actually try

>>730954834
shit id date her if she was voting for stalin. who says you have to marry her? forever alone... man-up and fuck her ethnic looking ass

gr8b8m8 made me reply/10

>>730955580
Why you take for granted that I am lying lol (?)

>>730955702
God damn. I pray for your safe return to normality.

Should I just assume we all straight dudes?

22, raped as kid and don't know how to people. (inb4 technicality)

15 and i am not virgin for almost a year faggots

>>730948929
31. Horribly insecure, anxious and afraid of everything because of years of bullying and abuse at school that I never got over.

>>730956065
this is a post about neckbeard virgins. I know the presence of a fellow autist when I see it. If you were a woman I wouldnt have even replied to your post

47 cuz I'm fat

>>730956066
tits or gtfo bitch.

dont u know the rules? girls don't exist on /b/. sure is summer in here

>>730948929
16.
16.

>>730956483
lol i meant this bitch:
>>730956065

>>730948929

20
I build good friendships and relationships and when things are going too well I get paranoid and start thinking it's all gonna fall apart eventually so I intentionally fuck everything up myself so I feel like I at least have some control over it

>>730956168
Get help, youll learn to people

>>730956483
Wrong bitch, bitch.

20.
I'm ugly. almost never leave the house.
too afraid to talk to people. and i'm too lazy to actually try to get a gf

18
Too laid back

>>730956762
peopling is overrated. start a relationship with a rando off of okcupid or something. believe it or not ive banged a bunch of chicks off sites like those and found a couple meaningful relationships that have made my life fuller/richer.

24
fat, basement dweller, socially inept & too proud to go to a prostitute

18

I'm fat and ugly

>>730957032
Not laid back enough or you'd be a non virgin

File: gtfo.jpg (34KB, 780x162px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 780x162px

>>730956894
bitch

55

Been on /b/ since I was 12 and always do what you /b/tards tell me to do.

>>730957378
No you

>>730948929
14
Becuase every women near me is black

17 waiting for my girlfriend to be ready.
Not pushing for it at all.

>>730955702
Funny. Mine within the first week had let me do everything to her except not use a condom.

>>730957539
"Be ready". She's going to leave you for the first guy she doesn't think is a homo

>>730948929
>25
>Get strong anxiety talking to girls in a social setting
>Doesn't help that I'm a 4/10 at best

>>730954834
All because you're a racist cunt who likes Trump?

>>730957378
I am chick with a dick minus the chick. Fuck you bitch.

>>730948929
>26
>unattractive and poor
>stopped caring about pussy a while ago...

>>730957932
kek, lets see that dick then, bitch

...motherfucking gas stations bitch!

>>730957923
Wanting deportations is not racism I'm not racist, look at her she's half latina.

Im 43 and still never put my penis inside a vagina. I had a gf when i was 16-17 she didnt want to have sex and gave me bj's a couple times a day. One night we steal some booze and right after she gives me a bj she is like lets fuck. Well i couldnt get hard, she dumped me and that has fucked up my ability to get erections ever since I have had many chances my dick just will not get hard. I can jerk off fine what the fuck is wrong with me!

28. I'm black, like books and don't act like a thug.

>>730948929
19. Grew up in primary school bullied. So I never talked to anyone, now have bad social skills
After that, grew up in boys secondary. Can't talk to girls. Can't even make eye contact from across the fucking world

>>730948929
36

Humans are untrustworthy and full of diseases, next.

>>730957932
i pray for your safe return to normality

File: ugly.jpg (26KB, 450x428px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 450x428px

>>730950000
Hey, at least you got quads.

>>730958091
Wow Jesus. Wouldn't like this happen to me.

Well anon maybe u could try different. U know there are girls with feminine penis?

>>730950000
>>730958219


He is rite anon
Checkd

>>730958155
yeah but it feels so fucking good to stick your weiner in a schnitzel... u dont know what ur missing ya twat

but, yeah humans are untrustworthy and full of diseases in my experience (don't get married and wear a rubber)

>>730958155
That's it, stick to the official line.

>>730958282
or instead of going gay Anon could try Viagra?

>>730948929
16, I'm too shy

>>730958059
Sorry can't. My camera won't focus properly on my micro dick. Still using a flip phone.

30
not putting it in used goods

22, never talked to anyone during high school,didnt go to college. Not the best social skills but i can hold a conversation but the only time i talk to people is at work. At this point I honestly dont care if i live to 100 and be a virgin. its not in my destiny

14, bc my dicc small

27.

Lack of self confidence, depression, shy, insecure and maybe a bit autistic also I'm not ok with how my body looks (not fat though).

>>730959842
THIS. are you me? '

25, I fear sex after being sexually molested by my teacher 11 years ago.

>be me 14
>bought tequila bottle
>best friend then and me thinking of what we should do today
>it's 11am and we are in a park
>call two female friends of ours
>ask them if we can come over
> sure anons
>parents aren't home
>jackpot.rar
>start drinking it with orange juice
>empty bottle really quick
>letting town window shades ( or how they called, sorry I not English)
>getting closer
>start making out with the chubby one on floor
>hell yeah, kissed her before but this is amazing
>best friend on bed with qtskinny
>unfair.bat
>she makes herself topless
>start undressing her
>shit and me is going down
>ohhhhh the taste
>I lick and finger the shit outta her
>"put 2 fingers in there anon, only one is weird"
>dick doesn't run diamond.exe
>Microsoft has a problem
> still lick and finger to get it erect
>maybe it gets erect if I put it in pussy
>stuff limp wiener in pussy
Microsoft has still a problem
>are you in anon?
>try again
>at first it gets hard
>ITS WORKING ITS WORKING
> for 10 seconds after first time in pussy diamond.exe gets overwriten by alcohol.jpeg
>qtskinny lying alone on bed and asks where bestanon is
>he is away for 10 minutes now and she probably saw my errors to fuck with my limp operating system
>chubby and her now both sitting on bed and ask me who has nicer boobs
>don't know
>you can touch them anon
> say all are good but qtskinny's are actually way better
>wild mom appears and knocks on door
>says someone is sleeping in the bathroom

In the end she took it cool and didn't even noticed we were drunk af and said :"well, doctorgames occur in every life, sometimes later and sometimes earlier.

22 now and never got so close to a grill again.

Idk guess I am too picky and a bit shy

>>730948929
18
I never tried to be part of a group.
I don't have any problems talking to strangers but I'm not good at going out, and not because I don't like it, more like because I don't have a group of friends to hang out, and my closest friends don't like it. So... I'm fucked until I enter uni.

21, actually because i've never put much effort in finding someone

>>730948929
27. I like kids and society tells me that's wrong.

>>730948929
16
Currently going pretty much all in at studies and training. Planning on joining the military and becoming a pilot.

>>730961040
Underage.

>>730958079
fuck you nigger

>>730961150
you think i fucking care or something?

>>730961268
B&

>>730961040
>joining the army
good luck dying for oil/israel/saudi arabia or another "muh greatest ally" in a shitty proxy war

>>730961428
Rarely post something either way so they can go ahead and do that

>>730948929
27
I did it, boys. I graduated from virginity.
Was hopeless virgin up till february, due to being incapable of reading signals. Chick had to, quite literally, jump on my cock.

>>730961761
I live in scandinavia so no not really

>>730961888
trips confirms the veracity of my words.

>>730961940
Sweden then?
If not its still the NATO and well its pretty much led by murica

>24
>Never dated
>Never had a girlfriend
>Furthest I've gone is a lap dance by a drunk girl
>She also kept putting her pussy in my face
>Didn't fuck because I was sober

I guess my best excuse is the fact that I barely get any attention from women. If I do get any, I concentrate on that one girl. Other than that, years of engineering school and lack of interactions with women have really taken a toll on me.

Basically, I'm a loser and probably will be like this until I cave and buy a high end escort.

>>730948929
25.

Plan on going to see an escort but I'm nervous about it.

>tfw never been in love to begin with

>>730962064
Sweden isn't part of NATO though.

>>730962314
I know. So Sweden then.
Well you are more lucky but then again your country will be more third wirld than Bulgaria in like 50 years or less. So its still ogre.

>>730958895
Modsssss

>>730962578
Ya got me there i gotta say.
Well in the best case scenario the ''swedish democrats'' are going to win and stop that bullshit, and in worse case i'll just do my best to get the fuck out of this country

>>730953130
>holding out for something special
>holding something special
>holding special
>special
Lol listen sex is not special. It is not some magical creature its sex. Hooker not hooker w.e..
Btw 16 is when i lost mine. had many girlfriends and hook ups and im kind of a loner but not like some people here

>>730948929
19
Had plenty of chances in High School but was too much of a pussy to go through with it.
Now that I'm out, all of these bitches are butt ugly, and it makes me miss the times when tons of girls had to conglomerate in one place.

>>730948929
>Post Your Age And Explain Why Are You Still A Virgin.

53, not a virgin.
Fucked over 200+ bitches.

>>730963596
fapping to hentai isnt sex you know

>>730948929
22
I've literally never given enough of a fuck to get involved with women. I asked someone out exactly once in high school and it was to my senior prom.

22 yrs
Cuz Saudis are retards

>>730948929
25
Self confidence issues
Depression
Anxiety
Overweight
Ugly
Balding
Painfully awkward shyness
Never leave mummy's house
I don't know why I'm still a virgin. I'm literally the ultimate package

>>730964311
Keep telling yourself that.

>>730948929
22 I'm pathetic and I waste time on here instead of going out and having fun.

File: 1446834841153.jpg (91KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 620x413px

22, no job.. got a GF.

>>730965633
Nigga I'm 6'1" 220lbs. and I'm easily a 7/10. I'm not gonna claim I could have anybody I want but if I wanted a girlfriend I could have one. Why should I put out all that money, time and effort when there's literally exabytes of free porn all over the fucking internet and I could use that money for myself?

>>730965928
traps don't count

>>730966415
So you have some sort of personality defect.

>>730966622
Other than the fact that I prefer to stay home and watch TV/shitpost/play games rather than go to bars/clubs/parties? Nah.

>>730966746
And before you ask, no I don't live with my parents.

26. Not a virgin.

You might as well kill yourself if you haven't done the deed by 17

>>730966415

>easily a 7/10

How lonely are you that you need to rate yourself?

>>730967041
Don't worry I'm checking out tomorrow night.

>>730966495
>GF
>Girlfriend
>trap

fuck off.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (122KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1920x1080px

>>730965488

And you got dubs? Lady luck is by your side, kind anon.

Now go get some pussy.

>>730967192

Hey, bro, I didn't mean it. Don't off yourself due to lack of pussy, chances are you'll fuck one day.

>>730967247
I'm saving myself for a sweet untouched 12 year old

>>730967734

Sounds like a plan. Be sure to take pics and film it.

>>730967734

FBI!!!

>>730954429
24, french introvert here
Do you know about the Game? Best learn about it now, at least to get your subconscious and observational skills working on it so you don't notice what you've potentially missed out on at age 30 after neurological plasticity has greatly reduced.
I'm crap, have only even been aware of it for a few months. I used to try and show as little of my internal thought processes as possible and shut my interest out of a conversation when hearing what I consider a mundane view/topic.
I used to get people talking to me for no apparent reason in public space and not letting go in most cases until I said that I was going.

>>730967118
How gay are you that you get catty with men on anonymous Thai crocheting forums?

File: IMG_4379.jpg (76KB, 528x750px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 528x750px

>>730953225
Damn nigga

>textbook definition of friendzone

Stop giving af, dont treat these bitches like they're special and man the fuck up even if its just in attitude.

>realistically, id say get used to it now nigga. Gon be 4ever alone

i got lucky with a girl Michele from work. i lost it at 25. i gave her a ride home and took a nap to waking up her sucking me off.

>>730949985
>>730950000
>>730954429
>>730954780
>>730955306
>>730955688
>>730956523
>>730956316
>>730957032
>>730957512
>>730959842
>>730959963
>>730948929
24

Have only just, in past six months, had a revelation that people aren't just readable, there's a thing called composing body language and expressions, where patterns and symbolism is key, and you comment on stuff, mostly interactions, and you try to imagine what other people are thinking and imagining and double guess their rhythmic response, because, get this, people communicate with rhythm and urgh
Please, please, if you're under 18 and not interested in social interactions, or girls/boys, try and introduce yourself to this shit now to get your subconscious to start working on it and not be redpilled at 25 or 50 or never and notice that you will probably never be on a level playing ground with people your age group and that you missed out on something that is enjoyable in itself once the boring basics are out of the way, kinda like learning an instrument only emotional/bonding music is the key to friensdhip, career opportunities and just everyday treatment, like, shock, people laughing to your shitty jokes

>>730970936

(Kind of an introvert who has never played.
Followed my best friend like a puppy through ages 8-13 until thank god he left town, was actively discouraged by my parents to discover sex or love before my late teens, whence I was disinterested. My model was unattainable love, based on that girl who'd asked me out via a letter when I was 10 and whom I fell in love with for four years all the while avoiding her as much as possible.
>I didn't know what going out meant.
>Showed the letter to my father.
>"Son, that stuff is not of your age. I advise you to decline"
>I actually didn't answer at all the next day
>The anxiety snowballed from there
Also started trying to hide my internal thought processes as much as possible mostly because of inflated ego and kinda aspergers. I now have to build a new body/facial language from not quite scratch and have never realized the importance of patterns in general)

17 only 5 inch pp