Hey, /b/, do you have/want kids?

>>730941785
Nah, fuck that. Last thing I want to do is make another human being have to deal with how shitty life is

Not sure. Maybe but most likely not.

Kids are awesome. You guys need to grow up

I used to absolutely hate them, but now that I've been seeing my gf for a while, I kinda want them.

I have a son, almost 2 years old. But I fucking hate others people's kids. I think its because folks don't know how to raise kids nowadays. They just let the fuckers lie, play vidya and watch tv/YouTube all fucking day long. Just thinking about it is pissing me off.

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I'm not even considering it, I don't want to waste my hard earned money and brain cells on a little fuck and a good for nothing wife who will probably dump me due to some sexual fever and then have to pay alimony for the rest of my life.

I've seen my parents go through a divorce and I can tell you that love is only temporary and most of the time one-sided, so think with your brain, not with your dick.

Nope. Already had the vasectomy. No kids is freedom. More money and time for yourself. 18+ years of no aggravation and having them hate you. No grubby fingerprints on your nice stuff (if you have any). No waking up at 3am to change a diaper. No worrying about what schools to go to or if they get preggo/got someone preggo. Too much work and this planet is already overpopulated. You were/are a kid. Seriously think of what it would be like to raise you. Hell naw.

>>730941785
yea, i do want

ew gross, that's how kids are made???

I think back to my family holidays as a kid and I want those kind of experiences with my own.

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>>730942573
> Handholdless virgin detected

Considering everything;

Yes, I do want to have a family of my own.

But, I'm a fucking fascists and strict dick that does everything "My way or the highway". I don't stand most women and the ones I do really love are already into relationships.

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>>730942573

I've got two a 4 year old and a 2 year old. It's pretty cool for the most part. Can't wait till they are like 7-8 when they are more self reliant but still think you're cool and want to hang out.

femanon here. i don't want any kids. i hate them, they're annoying waste of money and oxygen. planet is overpopulatedanyways, why bring another human to life? also i have crippling depression and most likely kill myself before age 30 so there's no point.

>>730943787
You forgot to post tits, faggot.

Ofc OP. i want kids, need to find right grill.

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>>730943787
> crippling depression

I have a 4 year old and we spent a couple of hours play Mario Kart today. It was awesome. Do recommend.

>>730944348
Yeah its pretty awesome playing games with your kid.

>>730943787
Just kill yourself now. Reduce the population and it sounds like you're a pretty nig oxygen waster as well.

>>730942573
If that's the way you think, maybe it's a good thing that you don't want children. A lot of fags on 4chan shouldn't have them in fact. I can't imagine how shitty the world would be in the future with a bunch of little shits that were molded by /pol/tards.

>>730941785
2 yo daughter and a second girl on the way.

>>730943787

overpopulation is a myth you dumb cunt, it's actually the other way around.

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>>730945296
Reddit is that way

When my GF gets done school in a year, we're going to travel alot for a few years and then settle down, so yeah I guess

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>>730945296
Off with you newfag

>>730942814
If you have enough resources, kids only add to your happiness. I can afford to take my 4 year old twins everywhere I go, and they make it a lot more fun

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>>730942115
Is your girlfriend 8 years old?

>>730941785
Have this 3 month old daughter, cute AF, white, green eyes (like me), light brown/blond hair.

Showing signs to be smart, already has different calls for me and her mother, tries to mimic our sounds and communicate.

I want another one, just waiting for wife to fully recover and for my kid to stop breastfeeding.

>>730941785
had a kid when i was 18, she's 5 now and i'd probably be dead if it weren't for her

>>730942814
what about getting old? who's gonna change your diapers?

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>>730943787
You sound like the girl version of me. :p

>>730946613
what type of calls,,like mooo

>>730941785
only if it's a daughter and only if she's 10/10 hot
well, maybe a son could be cool, if he was 11/10 hot

Got 5 kids with the same woman(wife) and it's wonderful

>>730946853
Are you an 11/10?

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>>730946915
you poor motherfucker

>>730946983
thanks lol

>>730942327
I feel you anon, think alike.
I see other kids being douches and parents ignoring them.

I'll raise my kids to be redpilled fuckers, they learn self-defense and how to survive nature as soon as possible.

I'm good looking and smart, so the world would only be blessed with more of me. So of course

>>730946915
Catholic or Mormon?

>>730947121
Catholic

>>730946845
the ones a human baby can mutter/grumble you brainless twat.

>>730947274
lmao

have a kid, hate it. Luckily I have a full-time nanny to take care of it. I think it will get better around 4 or 5 or so.

>>730947044
>my kids
>redpilled
don't reproduce please.

>>730947534
>tfw having a 5 year old toddler who does not respect you running around and ruining your house/life.

i think there's a movie with a similar plot.

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>>730947729
Yes, goy, tell him about the blue pill!

>>730947729
>tfw racewars are on and my family is shooting niggers together.
>keeping a scoreboard
>whoever kills most niggers can throw a grenade!
>yay, daddy we love you!

>>730947998
>Now kids what did daddy told you about jews?
>They are a filthy sub-race that need to be exterminated.
>And how we do this?
>We radicalize shitskins to start killing (((them))) until jews don't feel safe anymore and leave our country
>And then?
>I know! I know! them we put niggers back on the leash and bomb Israel out of the planet.
>Very well son, you can play vidia until midnight today.
>Yay, you are the best daddy!!!

4chan, is full of faggots. Faggots can't reproduce.

>>730948469
can't argue with that, but i believe there's some straight anons as well.

My uncle who is a fish and game official always said "the most environmentally conscious thing you can do is not reproduce" and honestly I believe it. to stop all the "HURRRR BUT IF EVERYONE DID THAT THE HUMAN RACE WOULD STOP EXISTING" (and yes there are people out there who think like that) people in their tracks just remember accidental pregnancy in adolescence will ultimately never go away as well as people who actually want kids will never stop being a thing. just remember if you don't have a kid you're more enviromentally friendly then any moldly-lock activist with a crying cretin at her tit.

>>730948469
THEN YOU GO INTO THE TOILET AND YOU TELL MY BUTT BABY JAMAL THAT HE ISNT REAL DAMN YOU

>>730946601
No my Muslim wife, aische, is 6 years old. I bought her for 5 camels.

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>>730943787
>I have crippling depression

Got two daughters, 22 and 24. Awesome people, have had a great life raising them. Well educated. Both headed for PhDs and big salaries. Would do again.

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>>730943787
>Crippling depression

>>730949065
>"the most environmentally conscious thing you can do is not reproduce"

I believe he said this to you because he's worried about you spawning more autistic people

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>>730941785
I'm in a weird position. On one hand I'm white and want to preserve my race and on the other hand I hate this gay earth and my shitty life where no amount of money or sex or any other materialistic bullshit can make me happy.
Tried to become religious in order to feel happy enough to give someone life, yet I still can't. The world is going down the drain and I love my son/daughter to much to let him/her exist. Yet, if I don't breed, sandniggers will and my Europe will become Europstan.
I want off this ride....

>>730941785
I always thought I wanted kids, but every girlfriend I've ever had made me completely repulsed to the idea of reproducing with her.

My current girlfriend though? I'd love to have a family with her. I think I'm in love.

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>>730950406
Did you seriously just assume your non-existent child's gender?
This is Trump's America, everyone.

>>730950406
>want to preserve my race
>I hate this gay earth and my shitty life
>Tried to become religious
>I love my son/daughter to much to let him/her exist

Autistic eurofag playing life on easy mode can't handle existence.

1/2 kek given

>>730942814
it seems more like causing the genetic death of an entire lineage is more of a dead end prison than it is to have kids