What should I say...the more ridiculous the better

>>730938722
have you ever had your ass licked?

Ask if she spits or swallows?

And post screenshot

Tell her about your micropenis

>>730938722
That's a peach emoji, that bitch is DTF

Send her pics of your taint

>>730938722
Then let me bring the fun (as in my dick) in your tight juicy wuss puss gurl.

Ask where the clitoris is

So....?
Ever used a designated shitting street?

>>730938814
I know, I'm not autistic

>>730938916
fuck yeah, roll for this one!

>>730938722
I really enjoy fat girls, like watermelon boobs and cottage cheese backsides.

Id love to suck a fart out of your ass.

Ask if she can make a taco out of shit to wrap around your cock

>>730938922
WINRAR

>>730938776
I think this is the best response

My dad said the clitoris is next to the vagina. Does that mean... on the leg?

>>730938776
hmm since 90% on tinder are there to fuck, this might actually work

ask her if she likes her eggs fried or fertilized

>>730938814
then thats a shit peach as it isnt peach coloured

>>730939260
Honestly that's not true. Most of my female friends use it for attention. Back in the day Tinder was definitely a place to go to find a hookup. Now it's 90% attention/validation (will never meet up with you) 8% looking for a fuck, and 2% looking for something serious.
As for OP's response, say "my balls are full, when can I come over?"

Ask when its ok to do the rape

>>730939385
This.

>>730939422
I win haha faggot

>>730939406

Thisssssssss

>>730939406
dis doe

>>730939406
>>730939499
Do it

>>730939406
Sadly this. Even a year back hooking up was easy. Now tinder is nothing more but an actual ego boost tool for women, with most of them having no intentions of meeting up unless you're a 10/10

Come over and lick my asshole

Come on fucking OP. Text something for fucks sake.

Hey guys op here the iphone spp wont let me post pics sorry guys

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Since OP is being a faggot.

>>730938722
pussy beta

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>>730939831

Op getting laid now faggots I would of dropped you guys too

>>730939406
Been using tinder for about a month and so far it has been a "look at all these women that dont want to waste a second of their time talking to you" simulator

feelsbadman

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I always deliver

give me good succ bb?

>>730940544
Do the other dubs faggot

>>730939981
op
It's so easy to get laid on tinder especially when you have two massive universities next to me full of horny student

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>>730940544
I always believed in you OP

>>730940544
Chekt and rekt

can you send nudes?

Op here...still waiting for the reply

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>>730941181
I'm curious

>>730941181
Yeah she probaly blocked you or didn't read it yet

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>>730941181

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ALWAYS DELIVER BROS

>>730942069
fake

>>730942069
what kinda profile Picture do you got, or have you been talking to her for a while?

>>730942069
Bullshit dude

>>730942184
A lot of tinder bitches are sluts, and some aren't.

>>730942132
Happily prove not fake...tell me how and I shall prove it virgin

>>730942274
Ask her for nudes to prepare for the release of ur man juice tonight

>>730942184
Legit matched with her like 2 hours ago, probably into black guys

>>730942132
>>730942184
>>730942224
what you don´t understand? This is what Tinder is for

>>730942069
preview of ass plz

>>730942353
I'll try get her on snapchat and screenshot

>>730942426
rerolling

holy shit ask for nudes

>>730942069
gogogo dude

>>730942440
U should 100% smash with hidden camera

>>730942069
Buy a condom

>>730942415
/b/ is fine of virgins that don't know shit lol

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>>730942069
>He's done it.

>>730942503
Roll

>>730942544
WINRAR

>>730942579
Scum egg

>>730938722
You want to see my saggy nudes? Ask her that.

>>730942503
this

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God speed OP, God speed..

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>>730942636
You fucking idiot your ruining it for OP

>>730942252
>>730942385
>>730942415
would still think a girl required more, unless ofcourse you got a good looking guy in the profile Picture. But what do i know i dont use dating apps

>>730942069
Tonight is fine :))

OP, do the following:

1.) write her: "yeah tonight"
2) let give you the address
3) buy condoms
4) smash her
5) profit

>>730943136
rolling for this, and come back tomorrow for a new one

>>730943136
Never forget the fb livestream

>>730943136
You can't fuck this up OP

Please dont fuck up you ultimate autismo and go get some pussy

Op here...can't even meet her tonight lol

>>730943614
She probably wants some dick tonight so if you cant do it tonight you cant get it at all

>>730942069
And I'm on tonight you know my Trips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

>>730943614
tell her you hang massive dong and it's worth waiting

>>730943614
In that case just keep fucking w her, or get nudes

Tell her you first want to see what you gonna get and ask for nudes

>>730943614
Autism 101

>>730943614
ask her to send nudes

>>730943614
NUDES
U
D
E
S

"So let me see what is waiting for me tonight"

>>730942069
suuuure dude. seems legit

I would like to enter your vagina with my penis.
Afterwards we could cuddle, shower (together if you want) and go for a coffee.
Thoughts?

>>730943614
Ask her to send NewtScammander SEEWHATIDIDTHERE

>>730943900
Winnerino

Common OP! This is your night! The night you could lose your virginity!

>>730942069
Time stamp your cock in her vagina tonight and webm plz

>>730944019
I'm not really ready to lose it. I'm kind of afraid.

>>730944019
Hes clearly not a virgin if a slut is willing to throw her pussy at him 2 hours after they meet

>>730938722
Im able to fit an entire foot up my ass

>>730938722
God, men always suck at conversation. I mean she's no exactly contributing either but fuck "that's good I'm ok" Jesus Christ be more interesting

>>730944137
are you retarded

ask her to send feet pics

Post a pic of yourself incase anyone here wants to fuck u

>>730944137
Not op but the girl I'm seeing now is a born again virgin. I haven't had sex with her yet. She's saving herself for marriage.

>>730944298
Pics?

>>730944218
>be more interesting
>put in more effort than her
Fuck you

>>730944241
Stop being a fucking fag anon

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>>730944222
check'em

>>730944351
Im a girl u fag

>>730944410
I'm rolling my eyes at you

Cashman knows u want the v

>>730944137
Thanks at least someone has common sense

>>730944347
She want let me take any. She says they are degrading. Though he's ex's took some before.

Nudes is the only option

Cashman wants sum fuck

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>>730944241
here you go

>>730944474
I didnt mean nudes just like a normal pic

>>730944410
kik?

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>>730944535

>>730944565
Not posting it here lol if u post yours ill add you

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N U D E S

U

D

E

S

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>>730940544
Delivered? From what thread? The one yesterday? Last Week? Last Month?

>>730944653
sj1351

>>730938722
I have constipation so my fridge is full at the moment.

>>730944410
tits or gtfo

z https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

>>730942385
Mah nigga

wanna play with my big cock?

>>730939406
This could not be closer the the truth if this wasn't the actual truth itself.

>>730943936
Kappa beta kuk

Wait a minute.. Is op a nigger??

>>730945482
Jesus.. HE KNOWS

False and homosexual

>>730945482
Yes I am a nigger and what fag

>>730946509
please go to colored 4chan, your kind aren't welcome here

>>730947330
Lol triggered because I get pussy and you don't...poor you

I'm posting here, but I just want it to be noted that I'm dodging this bait like the MATRIX

Thanks for nothing OP

RIP OP