>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into

>>730932441

Fantastically stupid premise.

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>>730932441
The sun is pretty small, like basketball sized. I doubt it would do much damage.

Tubby custard machine

>>730932441
My qt gf who's worked with kids and disabled people for years. Love, pussy, AND usefulness. EZ PZ.

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Wait, if the sun is going to crash into the earth, the earth'll never be habitable again. Because it will be vaporized.

>>730932441
A TV so I can stay entertained. Oh, wait, if I integrate the TV into myself, does that count as my one object? I've heard about a guy doing controversial surgeries that involve implanting an antenna on the head and a TV in the abdomen.

>>730932441
I'll bring common sense

>>730932565
>>730932794

This is clearly a devious plan to get rid of the most retarded people on the planet.

>>730932837
I know that bloke

>>730932441
a discrete knife to kill off most of the other guys

>>730932794
We're working on that. It's DEEP underground, and we've installed windmills to push us just outside of the trajectory of the sun. But also we've cloned the sun to replace the old one's position, wherever we end up. It'll likely only be a baby by the time the earth is inhabitable on the surface again, but it should do the trick.

>>730932441
the most submissive meek slut i can find, thats willing to suck my dick and get fucked for a chance at living.

>>730932616
Isn't that the purple one with the purse and triangle?

>>730933078
What if I made it clear I was no masculine competition? Like if I dyed my skin a feminine color, like purple, and walked around with a purse?

But the sun can't beat a stick.
And the earth has lots of sticks.

>>730933067
Cool! We can both get the surgery, so we can watch each other's tvs while we suck each other off

My cat

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>>730933026

>>730933298
That's stupid, the sun could just break each stick in half.

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>>730933333
>those digits

>>730932441
My newest model of Roomba. It looks like a silly little elephant while it runs around to clean things.

>>730932565
>>730933026
Look at the redditors everyone. Hey, kids, the space between the quote link and the content of your post doesn't need to be there. Time to adapt to where you are instead of bringing your reddit here customs with you.

A tennis racket so I can hit the sun away and save humanity,

>>730932441
Will all the food make us tubby?

>>730933333
Fuckin' quints

>>730932441
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

Not shure if bait or stupid

>>730933664
>>730933517

>>730932441
>be op
>win a ticket in the armageddon-lottery
>pick some fucking slut who will live with me in the Bunker
>first day, everyone outside is fucking burning
>she is crying, OP is trying to encourage her
"Y-you...a-re...I...i-I mean...you...y-ou want t-to sex m-me?"
>She slaps OP and runs into some other room
>two weeks later everyone outside is fucking dead
>Slut has a picture of chad with her
>Slut cries for chad, ignoring OP
>OP masturbates to the slut while she is showering
>six weeks pass
>Slut is having halucinatins about chad
>Is loving the halucination-chad
>OP is the last man on earth and still doesn't get to fuck her
>breaks his dick while fapping, no medical staff
>OP was, is, and will ever be a fucking faggot


Oh, and also...

If the sun is going towards the earth, our planet will be fucking vapourized before we are even close to touching the surface of the Sun you fucking dumbass. Not to mention that ALL orbits are fucked from then

>>730932441
muslim repellent

>>730933383

Then you have doubled the amount of sticks. You can never kill a stick.

>>730933664
the solar system is in orbit around the milkeyway.

>>730933383
Now sun has twice as many sticks to fight.

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>>730934075
WRONG

>>730933333
/thread, good shit

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>>730932441
A gun so I can have everyone else's stuff

>>730933664
You think the sun is not in orbit? I wonder what it's like living a day in your shoes.

>>730933333
>>730933333
Checked

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my pizzafork
i can't live without it anymore

>>730934075
Yeah, but if it fell out of orbit, we'd fall with it

>>730932441
This instantly reminded of the bunkers in PUBG.

>>730934339
There are infinitely many scenarios that we would remain in an orbit around the sun, and infinitely many where we wouldn't. How can you be so certain?

>>730934005
See >>730933107

>>730932441
>Sun
>Out of orbit
What the fuck

>>730932441
the sun wouldn't "crash" into the earth, it would demolish the earth, at least make the shit semibelievable you faggot.

>>730934531
Another person that thinks the sun is not in orbit.. god damn you people are dense.

>>730932616
>>730932837
>>730933067
>>730933078
>>730933107
>>730933215
>>730933227
>>730933302
>>730933487
>>730933641
hearty kek

>>730934511
I don't even....
.....I mean.....
......Windmills?!

>>730933641
No, just the custard

>>730934237
you will have some guy with a t.v that does nit work in he's body. a slut who only loves her halucination of chad and wont fck you. a pizza fork. and more useless shit.but not all hope is lost. you can always use the gun as a dildo. faggot.

>>730934691
See the pic of the bunker in OP. You can even see one in the background.

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>>730932441
Everyones missing something here.

>You are allowed to bring 1 (one) random object/person with you
> bring 1 (one) random object/person
>random object/person
>random

If its random, you dont get to pick.

OP is a retard

>>730932441
Sombrero

>>730934784
I'm sorry I triggered you by talking about a inanimate piece of metal. Just please be careful and don't turn around, your shadow is back there and I wouldn't want you to be scared

>>730934940
>random
>choose carefully

He specified we get to choose, fag. He's just role playing a proper government worker by being stupid and not knowing what he's saying.

>>730932441

>The Orbit has fallen out of earth and is going to Sun the Crash. Enter randomly people shelter to have chosen a habitable nuclear underground for fifty provisions and enough luck to have food. Let randomess choose one alowance of persons with objects.


Still makes more sense than your bullshit

>>730932441
INCOMING FGGOTS THAT WONT GET THE REFERENCE AND WILL GENUINELY REPLY TO THIS

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NEW FAGS LURK MORE

>>730932794
That depends on whether it's a lava sun or regular fire sun.

>>730932441
This was never funny.

I'd bring a bucket of anthrax to contaminate all the food supplies with, because fuck it.

>>730937958
It's just so OP can feel like an old fag meming on le new fags XDDD

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>730937238
ha... ha... ha... that reference was HALARIOUS...

>>730935135
>Occams razor.
He really IS stupid and didn't know what he wrote.

>>730938168
how's it feel to be autistic

>>730932441
isnt that the fucking teletubbies house

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>>730932441
>crash into earth
>until Earth is habitable again
>50 years ?!?!!!?

Look at the picture attached, how in the hell would it survive?

>>730932441
hamburger

>the sun has fallen out of orbit
Is this a joke? As if a nuclear bunker would save you from the fucking sun

>>730932441
My best friendo because even soulless /b/ faggots like us need someone to talk to

>>730939741
You have a soul. It's why your valuable.