What is your number one rule in life /b/?

1. Do not talk about /b/

Never do shit just for money

>>730931003
Don't be a stupid conservative

>>730931003
The majority of people are stupid sheep, so it's perfectly fine to shear them and use their bodies in a variety of dishes.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lame rations of their women.

>>730931003
Survive

>>730931366
that one is obvious.
Always gives me cringes when people talk about /b/ with normies

>>730931766
>goddamn autocorrect

Don't lose the Game.

>>730931003
never pee against the wind

>>730931766
>>730931833
Alsways try to get the dubs in life!

Some days you're the bug, some days, the windshield. It all evens out in the end.

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>>730932485

>>730931003
Stay away from losers and unstable people.

>>730931003
take everything u can, give nothing in return

>>730931003
all women are fucking degenerate whores.

>>730933182
including your grandma?

>>730932994
Posting this on /b/.. kek

>>730933299
ROASTED

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>>730933299
Its all about Nana

>>730931003
Make America Great Again

Do not participate in Bill Nye threads.

>>730931003
1) you're still broke with 1 million dollars. It suffices for 30 years of normie living but not more.

100 mil is the number

>>730931003
>Around blacks never relax

This

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there are no rules.

>>730933674
TRAPS ARE GAYYYYYY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Trust yourself.

>>730931003
Bros before hoes

>>730931766
Wow, I thought you were gonna say "A day at the beach" but...

>>730931003
Spain is the Canada of Europe. Nobody thinks about you or gives a shit what you think.

Never stick your dick in a light socket.

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>>730934777
andy sixx's one less from 7's

>>730931003
don't catch my dick in the zipper of my pants

>>730933299
especially his gma

>>730935121

Suck em

>>730931366
this. nice dubs btw.

>>730931003
Do unto others.
I've managed to skate by unscathed so far

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Never believe stories about money or pussy.

>>730933756
2 real

>>730935815
I'm edgy and my life is like fight club except fights and action.

>>730936042
so just insanity?

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>>730931003

Niggers will always nog, they can't be changed. They are inferior in intelligence to even basic creatures. They are not worth helping, and thanks to SJWs, are no longer worth relying on for labor. There can be no civilized society with niggers in it.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>730931766
Amazing world of Gumball?

if soo, then you are awsome

Always expect worse

>>730931766
Brat moj

>>730931003
"Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough"
as said by abraham lincoln

>>730931003
Make sure you shit in the toliet and not around

>>730931003

Don't be a little bitch.
Finish what you start.
Be a man - and a man tolerates pressure.

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>>730931003
Dont get caught by police

>>730931003
"If she breathes, she a thot"

if it's got a dick, it's gay to find it attractive.

>>730931003
1. never reference memes in any form of conversation

>>730935767
True lol

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Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.

Always leave a note

My one rule that has always helped me.
Never trust other people, never expect anything from them.
This helps because you won't care what people think.
And if someone screws you over you saw it coming so you aren't hurt.

do what you want

Never care about anything more than yourself

Better to have and not need than need and not have

once a sinner, always a sinner

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush