About to have sex for the first time any advice

Try putting your penis inside of her

. . .

water, have it on hand

._.

>>730923129
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

>>730923129

Take a good shit and lube your buthole beforehand.

Just ram it in with no warning. Women love that

o_o

>>730923202
Yeah ik but i mean like the best position or special technic or smth

>>730923129
It might be a little awkward, but just go with it.

>>730923226
Not OP but wtf? You think he's gonna dehydrate or something?

>>730923129
get off the internet
and start with Oral

if you wanna last longer think of turtles the entire time, unless you're attracted to turtles

have condoms ready to grab or you lose erection

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>>730923348

rub pussy first

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>>730923129
cum

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>>730923365

>>730923337
If yo dik point up - missionary. If yo dik point down - doggy. Just imagine you're trying to rub the g spot with your head and you'll be good.

>>730923129
Whats your dick size? That answer will tell us what sort of positions are possable for you

>>730923226
He's fucking not going to a rave

°~°

Think about baseball/football/etc if you wanna go longer.
Have cleanup handy, pair of boxers or something she can unload onto unless she sucks you off to finish.
Foreplay.
Don't just keep slamming, see what she likes - some like it slow.

>>730923317
Kek

>>730923129
1- Don't attempt to do what you see on porn
2- most of girls do nothing, you have to do all work
3- Vagina is lower than you think
4- Always use a condom
5- Try to hold a little longer, personally when I almost nut in 4 min of glory, I think about gore and dead cats, this makes me last longer

Don't do it in a forest

Don't bitch out and go through with it.

Pussy hole is closer to the butthole than you think.

Make sure to cry after sex.

have fun! dont worry you're gonna cum so fast but she's be okay with it. Go for a second round and try to last longer

>>730923129
No condom, it feels the best.

>>730923476
19cm

>>730923129
As soon as you cum start farting for maximum pleasure

>>730923474
Thx man

>>730923442

that's an odd looking one

>>730923129
don't worry about it, just enjoy it the first time. skill comes with practice.

>>730923541
Thx for advice but how long shall i at least last?

>>730923333
CHECKED

; - ;

>>730923785
About 4 seconds sounds like a probable estimation, Everything above that is just a happy bonus.

You'll probably come quick. Touch her afterwards and it'll take a few for you to get hard again. Rinse and repeat.

>>730923129
Last longer than 60 seconds, gl

never pull out

>>730923129
have her put it in your pooper

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>>730923333
thread is ended

>>730923630
Well as long as you arent lying you should be good to go anyway. Make sure she is wet and watch for clues to what feels good for her. If she likes something keep doing that untill she cums

-_-

>>730923785
I last 30 min minimum, my penis is almost the same as yours, 20cm. if you know how to use it, the girl will cum up to 3 times.

In order to not be awkward, don't over think, just go with your feeling and your inside animal. and also, girls love some light butt spanks, and hair pull, but don't over do it. and grab her hair by scalp or whole

>>730923348
When it happens, you'll know.

>>730923983
Thx

>>730923129
have a wank beforehand so you don't cum in the first 2 seconds of getting your ass pounded

>>730923129
Dont sweat the small stuff
Dont smell the sweat stuff

And try to let the other person take control for a bit, but also take control yourself if you want to.

And bring condoms and lube.

>>730923992
Thx

>>730923541
>3- Vagina is lower than you think
Probably the best advice.

-.-

>>730924122
Do i really need lube?

>>730924009
I've been fucking the same chick for nearly 2 years and I still don't understand the water comment. Is it an inside joke?

>>730923129
1. Make her cum first
2. When you cum, muster some energy and go again so she's never dissapointed about you cumming too early (+ she already came, and the second time it takes more effort to cum)
3. Rhythm is key.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841387

vote

zZz~*

>>730924337
Thanks for the rythm tip didnt tought about that

Microwave heated butter is not a good substitute for lube

>>730923992
>30mins
How come everyone cums so quickly, for me it's like real exhausting to even come after an hour.

>>730924492
Hahahah ok

Im sure itll be fine but im really exited i tought about having sex high is that ok?

>>730924492
Is this a reference to the the Greentext, where he gives her a game so she won't tell?

>>730924250
If you don't have a foreskin then lube helps. Also ignore the guys saying you'll be able to make her cum, and the ones saying you'll last 4 seconds. Ask her what feels good and stuff - but about 70-80% of chicks can't cum from just a dick. That's why you make her cum with your fingers and mouth first. If you make her cum while you fuck her it's a bonus. When I first fucked I actually lasted longer than normal because we were both too inexperienced to know how to do stuff well. The one I'm with now loves being fucked rough and can only cum that way - but that doesn't mean all chicks will cum that way. Just basically if you ask her if what you're doing feels good or if she wants you to try something else, you can't go wrong. Neither me or my girl came our first time. Don't sweat it

>>730923785
You probably won't last for more than a minute. Don't worry about it. Average sex sessions for established couples probably don't last longer than ten minutes anyway.

Don't expect to make the girl climax. Kudos if you do, but don't be disappointed if she doesn't. Some girls just can't get off from penetration alone.

>>730924672
Maybe

>>730923337
Take a pillow under her butt to lift her up just a little.

dont cry

First of all, take a shit beforehand and don't drink any coffer nor eat anything few hours before the fucking.
Second of all, ask him to see his HIV test.
If he's negative, do an enema while he's watching TV.
Then, tell him to start with fingers and a lot of lube.
When he's ready to fuck you, USE A CONDOM, preferably your condom, and don't forget to say 'no homo' before and after.

the hole is lower then then you think

>>730924751
>this

>>730923129
I'd honestly start with rubbing her pussy and kissing her, grabbing her tits or sucking on her tits or neck, possibly nibble a little if she likes that

Then go down on her, look up best way to give oral if you want but basically kiss her down from her neck to her pussy and then lick her pussy. Put your tongue in and go in circles. Make sure you change th direction and stuff so she doesn't get bored. Rub her clit or lick it for extra pleasure for her. The whole point is to get her close before you go in.

When going in, go in slowly and keep eye contact to see if she's okay. Always make sure she's okay. Get about halfway in and then pull out and repeat. Do this for a bit while rubbing her clit and then lean forward and kiss her while you push your whole dick inside her. She'll love that. Don't ask if she's okay, you'll know if she's not. Keep it inside just in place as you rub her clit and kiss her. Then start trusting slowly going to fast. KEEP RUBBING HER CLIT. Before you cum, WARN HER. Let her know you're about to cum but don't start screaming it and pull out faster than the Tasmanian devil. Say something like "I'm about to cum baby" and then slowly pull out. If she likes to she might suck you off or cum on her. Don't cum on her or stick it in her face unless you think she'd be okay with it

It's all up to you how you do it in all honesty. Just keep eye contact and pay attention to what she likes and do that more, and see what she doesn't enjoy and avoid that.

Just have fun and don't worry about cumming, you can always get her off with oral afterwards. If she's a good friend she won't care you came quick.

>>730924504
Hahahah ok

>>730924504
Maybe you're fucking a draugr
kinda depends on how sexy the girl is

no i dont

>>730924751
Don't forget to make sure that the balls don't touch. Otherwise it might be gay.

>>730924059
This. If you can, jerk off earlier in the day. Makes a world of difference when you're first starting to have sex. Assuming you're young. Once you get older, your refractory period gets extended.

>>730924250
Shouldn't need lube. She should be wet on her own.

>>730924685
Thanks

>>730924504
>You aren't comfortable with the person you are fucking
>you are too drunk or high

>>730924252
Not the anon who posted that, but I'm always thirsty afterwards.

>>730924822
>>730924828
My grill is a 5/10 so that might be it.

>>730924694
Ok

>>730924729
that works?ok ill try thanks

>>730924878
This.
Hope he doesn't forget to cuddle with his boyfriend after saying 'no homo'.

>>730925120
For missionary it means the head of your dick gets better access to her g spot.

>>730925120
Definitely

>>730924801
Thats like the best advice ive read so far thanks man ill use it

>>730925402
\m/

put your penis in her cornhole

>>730923129

It is not what you dream of...

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>>730923317

>>730923129
kill her

> dead girls can't say no

>>730925640
Hahahaha nice

>>730923333
Nice quads

>>730923129
make him wear a condom

those craigslist guys aren't to be trusted

>>730923129
jerk off like once or twice before make sure you pee after too.

>>730925986
Really?

>>730924184
this

>>730923129
Bitches love when dudes cry after they cum. You should do that.

Also, when you first enter her, tell her you love her so very much and can't wait for her to have your retard kids.

Girls are suckers for romance ;)

>>730923129
Lock the mortuary before you forget

>>730925986
I would cuddle a bit before you pee, maybe shower together if you want

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>>730926254

>sigh~<3

Ok thanks for all yall serious advice but is it really that big of a deal as they say cause friends of mine are saying its like nothing

>>730926242

Mm-hmm~.

If she is not helping, reach around and plug a thumb in her ass, she'll move then

>>730923785
I live by the rule she cums twice before I do

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Don't be too awkward to work your hips. Most morons just put their dick in and sort of wiggle their hips a bit because it feels awkward actually working your hips and pounding her.

You can start slow but after a while, doggy style and pound away. She will love it.

>>730923129
the first time i had sex we fucked for 2+ hours and i couldn't cum, ugh
skinned my knees on the carpet

>>730923478
lol

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>>730923129

>>730926413

>blink.

>>730924184
I vote for this.

Also stay stiff anon, masturbation has killed your nerves.

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>>730923129
lube your asshole, faggot, those niggers don't fuck around when it comes to anal

>>730926492
>ouch

>>730926076
if you masturbate before it takes longer to cum

>>730926763
Ok

After going for a little while, say your gonna cum, pull out, and piss all over her. It establishes dominance and ownership. Then continue fucking like nothing happened.

>>730923129
OP
Casually ask her to slide two fingers into your butt about 10 minutes into it

She will think you've done this before and it will make you seem smooth as fuck

>>730923129
get off /b/

>>730926994
It is~ going to happen again, you know.

>>730926966
I did this b4 my first time. I couldnt cum because I wasnt used to the condom. Ended up going for about 40 mins b4 i gave up in a puddle of sweat. After this i made sure to not jerk off b4 hand and I didn't have a problem cumming after 10 or 15 mins

>>730923226
This is good advice

After a good one, you roll over and go "God damn I need water!"

>>730927091
This OP do this

Get ultra thin condoms ...make sure theyre lubricated

>>730924801
actually screenshotting this

>>730927332
lol

>>730923129
just don't do it...she will get your soul

>>730927358

=]

>>730926574
if anything masturbation gave him the death grip syndrome which will make him last basically forever. with the downside of not feeling much

Eat her out keep eating her out till she asks you to stop then eat her out more. Use your tongue and lick the click with tip then whole tongue then while rubbing the G spot use the same hand palm to rub her clit.

Neck kisses a lot of them. Before putting the dick rub it on her outside vagina and clit, kiss her thighs too.

>>730923553
Do do it in a forest. Its fucking hot

>>730927559

Daaamn~.
>tsk, tsk.

>>730927706
What?

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>>730927832
Nothing?

>>730923129
Women love suprise anal

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>>730927978
Birth control shots/pills/Implants

Faggot been with her 5 years

>>730928133

...do I call "someone?"

>>730923129
>About to have sex for the first time any advice

Don't bother. Sex is a trap. Not that kind of trap.

Just don't, ok.

>>730928255

Too attractive~? Pff-pfhfhff~* ^w^

>>730924801
that seems like a good advice but Im a 23 yo virgin with a small dick(6inches long and quite thin) and also a premature ejaculator.

>>730923365
>>730923512
>>730924059
>>730924879
>>730925986
Dont listen to these guys. This guy is right >>720927139
Your first time shouldnt be about lasting long, its about loving and getting closer to eachother. Youre probably going to be nervous so youll last longer either way, if you jerk it you might not be able to cum at all, which will be far worse for you (and in turn, her) than cumming too fast. If youre both virgins youll both be fine, whatever you do. If shes not, just tell her its your first time and she will understand.

Seriously, your first time is special as long as its not with a prostitute. Dont think too much, let your body do the work and laugh it off if anything goes wrong i.e. cum after 1 sec. Hell she might even take it as a compliment.

>>730923129

Psych-undergrad here. Concentrate on enjoying yourself, and her pleasure will come as a consequence.

The #1 failure of insecure guys in bed is focusing too much on pleasuring the chick, which creates too much stress and makes you go limp or kills the mood for you.

>>730928708
Fuck, posting on mobile. Meant this guy
>>730927139

>>730924504
Quit death gripping your dick when you masturbate

>>730923129
Advice?
Yes.

Don't forget to slap her in the face and call her a "fucking hire" also don't use a condom... unless you're a faggot!

>>730923129
You need to lick her pussy and make her cum a couple times before you have an orgasm.

Lick her entire pussy, lick it from down then up and see what she likes. Put your mouth over her clitoral hood, lick and suck on this part but not too hard, flick your tongue on her clit and see how she reacts... ask her if it feels good, and do different things until you know what gets her off. With your other hand you can insert a finger to start, go slow, be loving... your goal is to get her as wet as possible. You have another hand to massage her breasts... don't paw at them, gently massage them brushing across the nipples.

Your goal is to make her cum

Then you can fuck her or make love to her. Start missionary, then after a while as her if she wants to do doggy style...

You got this bro

>>730923129

Advice? Don't do it. It's more of an accomplishment not to have fucked, than to have. Plus, you don't gain anything. Rather... lose.

>>730924945
Sometimes they don't.
Sometimes they just don't get wet enough for extended play.
And those times either sex is over, or you've brought your lube.
I have a 10CC lube container as my key chain, just in case :)

>>730928417
How do you know you premature ejaculate if you never had sex?

>>730930185
>bitter virgin detection system overloaded

>>730923129
If she also has a nigger there, leave immediately.

>>730928417
Also how many girls rejected you when going so far you both had your clothes off, she saw your dick size and said "No thanks"?

>>730931240
well, when I go jerk off, if I am not excited there is no problem and I kinda can jerk it off for a long time, but if I play a porn video that turns me on when I go jerk off, I cant contain myself and Im done in minutes.
After I cum I can stay hard for as long as I want though so maybe I can work with that, but If im about to have sex Im going to be super turned on and cum instantly, making it so embarrasing and ruin it all

>>730931407
never have I gone that far, Im pretty handsome, tall and fit so even though I am autism incarnate, Ive had many chances to lose it but I rejected them because girls have a high expectation on me due to what I said before, and im too ashamed of the ridicule I would make when I came so fast, If I had a huge dick I would have that to compensate, but since im only 6 inches...

>>730931795
>since im only 6 inches
Porn is not real life
>Porn is not real life
Porn is not real life
>Porn is not real life

You have a larger dick length than the average.

Stick it in, move it around, then pee in her butt.

What'd I miss?

>>730931795
Don't be so hard on yourself, chicks are worried about stupid shit also.

Learn to eat pussy, get those tongue muscles developed...

>>730932432
bbl

>>730923129
lube your asshole

>>730923129
Rub one out a few hours before so you don't totally disappoint.

>>730923129
I remember my first time having sex, I was so scared because I was alone.

>First time having sex
>It was a 3some with a girl and her bf
>drunk and outside in a tent in the yard
>party was still going on inside
>it was glorious, but didn't come
>ended up doing more 3somes over the next 2 months

>>730926528
wo that a nice meem :)

Be ready for disappointment