UK thread. Where you at? Anyone else a fuck up and in the North West?

m5 here

>>730920273
Manchester is cool

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>>730920133
I do a lot of drugs and my life's a failure. Midlands here, reporting for duty.

cardiff, i wish it'd warm up

>>730921177
What drugs are you into? I gave up all that a long time ago but I drink a lot and have alienated myself from most of my friends.

>>730920133
Fylde coast bro reporting in

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>>730921341
Anything from weed to heroin and everything in between, I drink a shit load too. Decided a long time ago that that's my purpose in life, to get fucked up. Who needs friends anyway?

>>730920133
ch42 wirral here

>>730920133
CH62 here!

>>730920133
M25 here, deffo a fuck up.

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>>730921615
You should meet up and be fuck ups together...

>>730921547
Wish i still had mine tbh. Never went as far as heroin. Loved coke and mdma though

>>730921806
It's never too late to start again, IV coke is fucking crazy, woooow!! I do H about once every 2 weeks, junkies are just greedy cunts.

>>730922006
Nah, I'm done with all that. Ketamine was the craziest i remember

CW7 here, mildly edgy teen, has done many different drugs but not addicted. 49.5% fuck up at the moment.

Used to live in Peterborough, but moved to the States. Honestly the best decision I've made. Britain is a shit.

>>730922226
Traitor!

>>730922087
Good for you, yeah Ket still scares the shit out of me.

>>730922179
Edgy how?

>>730922430
Thanks. Used to mix it with coke. We called it 'ck'

Live anticlockwise off the M60 in Manchester, eh lad? Whoowhoo, gonna get me some fish n chips. Then drown in warm, shitty beer because I live in this hellhole called england.

>>730922442
Not actually edgy, just typical teenage mood problems, symptoms of depression but it's probably nothing and I don't want to kms so it's all good.

>>730922364

Couldn't care less. The improved standard of living makes it worth dealing with yank accents.

>>730922668
Glad you can see that. From someone who is 30 and on antidepressants

Widnes here

Bristol reporting in

Sheffield here

London here

>>730922179
>>730921806
I've only ever really tried weed, and I'm not a regular smoker, but I'm really curious to try more.

>>730921315
Ayyy me too gonna come beat you up fam

>>730924406
I was curious too. Don't bother. More harm than good

>>730920133
Glasgow

>>730920133
North Yorkshire here lids, whats your prediction for the fight tonight?

>>730925122
How so? It's easy for me to get my hands on anything but idk if it's worth it. Convince me not to.

>>730925221
Are you into degrading women?

>>730925311
More harm than good in the long run. I'm still pretty self destructive and i still manage to stay away from drugs most of the time. That should tell you something.

>>730925538
I'm relativley young currently though, and in college, so isn't it worth living life to it's fullest potential while i'm still young and free, rather than wait till society fucks my life over and I die regretting not doing things. We all die eventually anyway so i'm really not worried about that.

Glastonbury reporting in

>>730920133
Why is the Union Jack fucked up?

Cumbria here

>>730925922
Ok. That actually sounds sensible. Where are you from, age and sex?

Huddersfield here

Gona be going to aberdeen for university, how fucked am i

>>730920133
North East

>>730926186
From London, 19 years old.

>>730920273
>>730921056

Used to live in Manchester, I miss it.

>>730926231
If you want to kik maybe i can give you more perspective

>>730922430
you're full of fucking shit if you do h and iv coke but ket scares you lmfao

West mids here. Anyone fancy a wank

NR31

>>730920133
SW8 here

>>730926490
post pic and ill consider

West Lothian. Anyone else?

>>730920133
I am not a fuck up and I'm way down in Bedfordshire.

>>730920133
L4 ere lad

>>730926231
South or North? Wandsworth myself

>>730920133
Buckinghamshire here

>>730920133

>Durham
>Everything costs a fortune
>And I have no green

Just doesn't end.

LS12

>>730921056
What do you miss in Manchester? A friend used to prefer to use a Manchester airport instead of Gatwick or Hethro, if I'm not mistaken.

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>>730922430
>be me, britbong, spending time in India.
>in one place for several months and meet good guys who hook me up with sweet mango-smelling weed
>big party happening
>ask if they could get some coke?
>procure me some white powder
>go home before sampling because trust (thank fuck)
>go in room and take a little bump
>mfw.jpg WTF this aint coke
>no idea what it is. figure just ride it out
>everything slows down
>feel like shit
>take shower. feels like moving in treacle
>collapse in living room. sleep.
K-Hole and didn't even know it

>>730926894

ayy, im in battersea

OL7 here

>>730926222
Ne25 niggah

>>730922689
They'll spoil you because of your accent. My Leicester friend gets babied because of it. I call it his get out of jail free card.

>>730926166
Same, Barrow.

>>730927225
meant to say, Brighton anon checking in. No K today.

>>730926222
DL5 here

>>730927237
No kidding?! That's so close!

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0161 mank

>>730926379
Still here, I'm setting up Kik, give me a moment.

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Glastonbury/Somerset!

>>730927237
Nigga, I just said I'm at SW8 too.
Are you a richfag?

Leicester here

>>730925273
Where bouts?
Harrogate here

>>730926490
>>730926717
Cov here

>>730920133

CR0

>>730927521

fucking hell, i work in SW8 just down the road by the ring road

>>730927888
>ring road
no clue

>>730926379
can you take Skype instead? Kik ain't working
ajb.0711 is my Skype.

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>>730927993

>>730928067
Nah. I can only kik, sorry

>>730928112
So you work for either
a) MI6
b) The portuguese cafés
c) The gay spa

>>730920133
Norwich, best city in the UK.

>>730928253
go fuck yourself Norwich is a shithole.

>>730928253
Same

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>>730928184

you're close...

>>730928282
Woah there...

>>730928282
why would you be on this thread if you didn't like shitholes?

>>730928330
>>730928307
You have a point, but still, Norwich is the pit stain of the UK, trust me, I live here.

>>730928373
Norwich is great, i live there too..

>>730928282
What the fuck are you on about, it's not overcrowded, it's old and has a lot of history, it's the most atheistic place in the country, it's extremely white and isn't crammed with mudslimes. It has all the facilities of a big city without having to wait in line anywhere or be crowded. There's next to no crime, and it's quaint as fuck.

Literally 11/10 tier

>>730928302
Anyway, I'm by Riverlight so if you want to go for a pint just gives us a shout. You can tell me all about the people you kill in Syria.

>>730928447
<3 lets have sex

American in London here, your women wear too much makeup and try too hard.

>>730926045
No shit, Glasto master race as well

>>730928501
Only if you're a qt femanon or a really good trap

>>730928626
sorry pal ;)

>>730928534
>wear too much makeup
Agreed.
>try too hard
For the most part they seem chill and minding their own business (?)

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Guess where I'm from.

>>730928667

It's the tiny little dresses that they spend all night trying to keep exactly at the point that covers their tits and snatch at the same time. I'm from California, no stranger to sloots, but this is next level stuff.

>>730928735

Your mothers basement?

>>730920133
SK14 crew reporting in. Spent all day yesterday getting high and drunk. Spent all day today so far getting high. Gonna pour a drink shortly and settle in for the night before finding somewhere to stream the boxing and ordering a Chinese.

Life is good.

>>730928779
That'd be funny if any house in the UK had a basement. But nah I don't live with my parents, or even in the UK anymore. Thanks for reminding me what utter cunts the English are though.

>>730928740
I see. Dont go out much myself so mostly dealing with them in broad day light.

>>730928779
Also it's For fucking Honor, you cant get a more filthy casual game

>>730928897
how big is your neck beard

>>730928820
We partied until about 4am yesterday, ears still ringing today, got extremely drunk.

On the absolute vodka today, chilling with some True Detective S1, will be ordering some Thai curry.

Life is fucking good my friend, live it up.

>>730928973
Don't have one really, well not exclusively, I have stubble everywhere right now. it's not like its WoW my dude you really misjudge the atmostphere of this game. Is anyone who plays any game a neckbeard? I mean I also go to the gym 4 times a week and run with my dogs and shit. Sure on a Saturday night I'll play a game or too with my mates but like otherwise I'm fairly far from a neckbeard.

>>730927457
You get a kik sorted?

Ibstock

>>730929181
Two* I made a mistake.

>>730929181
getting a little defensive over your neck beard there

>>730927587
leicester or leicestershire?

>>730925311
You might die or ruin your life to a point you wish you were dead. Convincing enough?

>>730929242
Idk man is it really a neckbeard if I also have a mustache and like just a general beard? I think it would look as odd as having a neckbeard to shave only the neck.

>>730929208
That's a stock I currently hold, actually. Lot's of faith on it. To the moon it goezzzzzz

>>730929340

your funny

kent/somerset here

>>730929411
Where in Somerset?

>>730929401
To be fair not allot of Scots become neckbeards, country's too harsh for it. Our youth mostly end up just knifing people for a fee smackeroonies now and then if they feel like sword play. I'd never really played games before I left. Moved here and picked it up.

BD11

>>730929595
Few* a few smackeroonies. My phone has a habbit of thinking I pressed the button next to the one I pressed ever since I dropped it.

>>730926222
Ts17

>>730929647
gonna find yer house m8

>>730929691
ok :)

>>730929691
hide yo kids, hide yo wife

I am in Ottershaw, James Cosmo literally lives around the corner, I've seen him at the shop a few times, said "Alright Mr Cosmo" a few times. Nice man.

>>730929691
Where are you then?

London here N7

>>730929945
I'm this guy >>730928820

le67

>>730930121
Seeeenn.

Have a nice evening faggot.

southampton here faggots

>>730923893
You at uni there?

>>730920133
Merciafag here. Waitin on word from Alfred, can't wait to kick some Danish ass soon.

SW17!

>>730923584
>Widnes

Same

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>>730920133
YO13 here.

>>730930626
Jesus I'd hate to look like that.

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>>730928897
On an anonymous message board...

>>730930909
True. Cunts are weak.

>>730929181
That's what a neck beard would say...

>>730920133
bb2 Reporting

>>730930909
I already like them

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>>730930900
Nice dubs. I'm not Jesus btw.

>>730931024
Yes I'm sure it is. Everything I say is exactly what a neckbeard and I only prove your point by even speaking because that's exactly how calling someone a neckbeard works.

>>730931128
Sorry. I meant "Jesus, I'd hate to look like that."

>>730923886
what part

>>730920133
>>730921566
CH42 here

FY1 here

Newcastle area anyone?

>>730927339
>ne25
Seaton delaval here.

>>730931214
He'd be fine with no mustache and a normal hairstyle.

>>730925273
Whats up, York here. Joshua will win, but it will go the full 12.

how to watch the wrestling tonight with joshua and klichzsko online for free pl0x??

Brighton here

>>730931811
>Google.com
>Joshua fight stream
>scroll down
>click
>Profit

>>730931460
I really have to disagree, he looks like he's got some condition or something he just looks so fucking dopey. Like he's brain dead or some shit.

>>730931820
Peacehaven here.

>>730931294
Bs3

M22 and a fuck up

>>730932135
Fair point anon.

Portsmouth here

Liverpool laaaa

Nice and sunny here in Cambridge, but it's still fucking freezing.

>>730920133
La1 here anyone else?

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>>730934478
I live beside you.

M16

>>730934883
what road?

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>>730935365

>>730935516
The high road.

Liverpool

>>730935656
Scouser!

>>730935568
Halton?

>>730935722
Yes. Meet up? I have 420 and whiskey

>>730935817
nah id like my anus to stay intact

>>730935521
That's how remember my postcode!

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>>730935871
I'll just rub up against you.

>>730935995
Rock the block with the M one 6!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PJGHpp7QJg

>>730936120
if your not lying i think its wierd that i probably know you

Durham here, any anons around?

>>730936241
Kek

Manchester M4 and need a new drug dealer. Getting the worst coke recently.

>>730930463
Paki!

>>730936514

Aye, got any green?

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she went to exeter

>>730926045
>>730927496

Wells fag here, anyone know where's showing the fight tonight? Could stream but would rather go out

>>730936871
nah man, not into this shit.

>>730937019

Just never ends... Worth a shot, have good'un where ever you are.

>>730930345
I'm from Sheff Uni

>>730937367
never ends what?

>>730937530

The shortage of green. I don't happen to be in the age range for it anymore, people will quite happily offer me coke or molly, or try buy it off me but no green. And I cry every time :'(

>>730937808
oh well, didn't know there was a specific age range for different types of drugs... I hope you find some soon.

>>730931442
Benton here.

>>730921404
South Shore, Blackpool. You?

>>730929647
Shit son. I'm just down the road.

>>730926166
anyone know Millom, middle of fucking nowhere

>>730938195
Not OP but North Shore here

Sheffield here! YORKSHIRE!!!

>>730931444
Nice trips fam. I'm in Whitley bay near icerink

S10 represent

cf32

>>730938647
S6

>>730938723
Never been to the ice rink but Whitley used to be a decent night out.

>>730920133
L40 here

LL13 Area. HMU on Kik - TL190

>>730936897
name?

Sk10 here anyone want to smoke?

>>730934239
are you that anon from leigh park?

West Midlands/Birmingham here, anyone bored?

>>730920133
North East Yo, Shitty of Culture

I half grew up in England. Sussex and Dorset mostly. Was going to have to move back there due to some tldr family bullshit. So glad it turned out I didn't have to. I could maybe even take the dreary aspect of it but even the shitty areas seam to be way over priced. Then there's the whole sand nigger invasion. Forget it.

>>730940488
Brum boi

>>730939995
I moved from sk7 a few years ago.

North Wales. LL30 reporting in. Bored, hitting the Vodka.

>>730920133
>north west ?
what like the kyle of lochalsh?
you English are fucking directionless.

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>>730938647
>>730938980
DL, Want to meet up and do drugs?

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>>730921566
>>730931309
uncomfortable to have 2 anons in my area

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>>730926222

DL14 reporting in

Pic sort of related

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>>730942837
>DL14

d..DL9

>>730942837
>DL14
>On Drugs

Let me guess, Bishop Auckland?

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>>730943093

That's a bingo!

>Just took this pic

>>730942935

Yo

>>730928253
>City
Not a real city though is it. Jumped up town full of turnip crunching inbreads

>>730942551
kekked at that pic!

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Oldham here. Have some Oldham slags lol

Wolverhampton. Anyone else? WV8

>>730920133
>UK thread. Where you at? Anyone else a fuck up and in the North West?

I'm in the North West, but I am not a fuck up.

>>730938472
Yo, Millom, how is it up there? Apparently there's a castle up there that has my family crest on it, which is fucking chill as it's got two hands holding a bloody scalp, and appropriate as we're an infantry family! Grew up overseas, back here now to get my commission, and I'm up your way for the K2B next weekend. Thought I'd have a look. Is it easy enough to get around up there, or is a rental a good idea? Also props for living in what seems to be the only semi-wild part of England!

>>730928735
Wales