my girlfriend wants to be fucked by a dog >what do

Wear a Scooby Doo costume.

>>730918030
she is secretly asking for a dog anon.

Give her to me because obviously you're not freaky enough for her

Indulge her, who cares if you puke watching it? This is about her needs anon. You love her don't you?

Cover the floor in newspaper.

>>730918682
I agree, he really needs to step up his game and bring her a dog.

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>>730918030
is this like a ... "i was fucked at a really early age by a dog and i have a furry fetish" or "i wanna try something kinky"

>>730918162
/thread

>>730918030
>sit in the corner
>wank
>cry

>tfw cucked by a dog

Tell her men are dogs

Buy a very violent dog.

>>730919250
Now they both get to be Duke's bitches!

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>>730918172
i know she wants one but now idk if i will buy one
>>730918682
but its fucking disgusting
how can i even fuck her after she does that ?

>>730918030
Film it. Share with us

>>730919484
>i know she wants one but now idk if i will buy one
Buy it faggot
>but its fucking disgusting
how can i even fuck her after she does that ?
You don't, that's what the dog is for.

>>730918850
its more like "hey i have a weird fetish and i would like to be fucked by a dog one day"

>>730918030
Get a bad dragon cock sheath with a knot.

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>>730919591
yadda yadda, she was fucked by a dog already
if you wanna go through with it ask her what kind of dog it is and find out that it's the same type of dog her family had when she was ~ 12

>>730919484

At least she wants to fuck a dog and not a nigger

>>730919582
wwyd if your gf was fucked everyday by your dog ?

>>730919692
Fuck the dog to establish dominance.

get her a female dog and fuck it infront of her

>>730919692
Jerk off to her getting fucked by the dog, what else?

>>730919672
i already asked it and she said she would like to be fucked by a big dog like a doberman, labrador something like that
and i don't think she had a dog like that

>>730918030
Give her to me OP
She's obviously wasted on you

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>>730919819
it would make sense because well... the dog's gotta reach her

that's one hell of a dilemma

>>730918030
Roleplay just a bit. Buy her a collar and make her wear it and totally do her like an animal. Just take her. She'll love it.

>>730919801
you need to go to a fucking asylum dude

>>730919819
Big dog huh? Get her a fucking 100lb+ beast, and see if she doesn't regret it then

>>730918030
Could be worse. At least she doesnt want to fuck a nigger.

>>730918030
> go to craigslist
> find same breed
> make and sell pure breed puppera
Idk shouldnt be difficult unless you love her in a wierd way

>>730919691
what if she wants a Black Labrador?

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>>730920176
pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world though

>>730919964
Why tho? Your gf can want to get fucked by a dog but I can't jerk off to it? Double-standards man.

>>730919936
you think so ?
>>730920037
she's gonna die
>>730920135
i want her to be fucked by me not by a dog or idk

>>730918030
Buy her a horse.

Show pics of girlfriend. Then I'll tell you if it's weird or not

>>730920290
seeing my gf getting fucked by a dog isnt something that makes me want to cum

>>730920468
i can't but she's asian, she's 18 and she's like 5'3"

>>730920619
No wonder she wants a dog to eat her out.

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>>730918030
Get her a BD dildo first

>>730920716
why

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>>730920806
Cause asians eat dogs

>>730918030
Take to home a pitbull,if the bitch stood still wanting to be fucked by a dog,take her off of your life.

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>>730920263

Whats with all the pit haters on here? Oh i forgot you're a bunch of beta fags, who is afraid of everything. Fuck me man, why i do I even come to this place still?

>>730920932
but dogs dont eat asians

>>730918030
Go give a dog a handjob.

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>>730921210

Because they are shit tier dogs.

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>>730921210
There are so many breeds out there who can do other things than barking and attacking humans.

Dude, she has a fetish. Either you go with the flow or you dump her. Personally, if a girl I was with wanted to fuck a dog, I'd go with the flow and enjoy the show. Different strokes for different folks.

>>730921210

it's a useless breed only niggers and wannabe tough faggots want, they're not even good looking and it just says GHETTO

>>730921210
Pretty much true and you know it anon

>>730921422
>>730921450
>>730921625
>>730921715


Spoken like people who've never owned a pitbull. Enjoy your cuck dogs

>>730921887

lemme guess your pit is the sweetest loving dog in the world who only mauled 10 kids by now

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Let her. Better a loyal dogfucker than a cheating nigger lover

Op, Dude, let her who cares. The dog dsnt threaten your love in ANY way and she trusts you enough to tell you. That means something

>>730922324
Exactly. It's an animal, not a dude>>730922324

>>730922324
Yeah, the only thing that threatens your love is the nigger she isn't telling you about

>>730918030
Agree to it, record it, after she's finished fucking it for the first time immediately break up with her for being a disgusting skank and then send the video to everyone on her facebook

>>730919484
She obviously doesnt want to be fucked by you faggot so dont worry about that

>>730920841
Nice sausages fatass

>>730921887
Ok we will

>>730922324
sure but... you know its still weird and she's still being fucked by something else than my dick or my fingers
i don't even want to buy her a toy (she didnt ask me anyway) so a dog is even worse but yeah i know she still loves me

realize caucasian woman are beasts

>>730923529
i want my asian girlfriend to get fucked by a dog.

lets swap

>>730923529
That Fido you're buying her is your replacement you dumb faggot. At the very least agree to it if she agrees to one or some of your kinks.. Gotta get something out of it if you're gonna spend the rest of the relationship watching that dog go balls deep in your woman while she makes noises and moans that she never did with you.. Look at OP.. Getting talked into being cucked by a stupid dog

>>730923529
>i don't even want to buy her a toy
how retarded can you possibly get? don't tell me you get jealous when she fucking masturbates with her fingers too...

>>730923899
What a a faggot, right anon?

>>730918030
b-come singles?

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>>730923855
i'm not buying her a dog if she wants to get fucked by one she will have to do it without telling me don't worry
>>730923899
i am when she uses a teddybear

>>730924333
Show your girls ass. I'll tell you whether it's good enough to justify being a greedy faggot

>>730924471
i don't have a pic of her ass

>>730918030

Tell her it's fine but only if you get to fuck a horse.

Horse pussy is the best thing a male can ever feel on his dick.

i dont know never had one

>>730924747
Why not? She won't let you take pics? What do you have?

>>730924834
Second on that list is your mom's mouth

>>730922891
:(

>>730923529
you get jealous of toys? are you sure you're old enough to be here? she might be the one who wants to fuck a dog, but you clearly need therapy more than her. that insecurity of yours is gonna sabotage everything in your life if you don't nip it in the bud

>>730925265
Don't listen to these faggy autists anon, you're cool in my book

>>730918162
firts post, best post

>>730925435
:)

>>730918030

Make it fucking happen. You would be retarded not to, anon.