Walk into McDonald's and you see this What do?

>>730895209

Casually glance and wonder why I'm in a McDonalds since I don't eat there typically

>>730895330
>I don't eat there typically
>I get my chikun nuggies at the drivethrough

>>730895209
Do that "cum on her clothes without her noticing" thing

>>730895209
Order Chicken Tendies like I normally do.

>>730895209
impregnate

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>>730895209
wonder why you would photoshop a perfectly good image in the first place?

>>730895850
needed more bass

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>>730895209
-M'lady
*tip fedora*
*Gentlemen mode activated.

unrealated picture.

slip my finger up her Filet-o-Fish®

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>>730895850

I'd still hit it

>>730895668
>>730895435

>tendies
>nuggies
>mfw

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>>730895850
would still fuck

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>>730896074

Wind up my arm for the most unholy slap from hell right on her arse

>>730896413
>my arm for
I read that as
>my ant farm

>>730896579
I'd wham her arse with the loudest thunder crack. She'd get diarrhea from the sheer magnitude of my powerful palm strike

>>730895209
smack 500 hundo down on the counter and proceed to fuck her in front of everyone

>>730896851
Stream it!

stick my fist up her arse right to the elbow

>>730895209
>Get behind her
>Get down to tie my shoe
>Wait for the profit

>>730895209
do a 360 then walk away

>>730896954
She ain't worth half a mil bro

>>730895209
Stare. Give a big smile and a thumbs up if she looked my way since we all know what she's doing.

>>730897150
Neither is 50,000

>>730897150
no i mean 500 dollars. shes at McD of course she'll do it. Maybe even for less.

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>>730897195

>>730895209
Walk up to the counter right next to her. Tell the cashier I was thinking about a quarter pounder meal but instead I am going to EAT THAT ASS. Make intense eye contact with her until she either lets me eat her ass or leaves uncomfortably and hopefully she already paid for her meal and take that.

>>730895209
Ask her if she wants some "special sauce" on her patty.

>>730895598
what clothes anon, what clothes?

>>730895209
tell her she will get fat and lucky if she eats here and wendys is way better anyway

>>730895209

Order the Big Pound.

>>730897743
fuck I meant to write ugly

Introduce meat into buns

>>730897743
>>730897846
Samefag. Prove me wrong bitch boy.

>>730895209
Get some mcnuggies

>>730895209
Dry angry ass rape, like any healthy man.

You might call me a white knight, but perhaps she did'nt dress that way to get the attention of some creepy beta's at the mcd.

>>730895668
TENDIEEEEEEEEEEES

>>730895850
aussies. lel

>>730898016
Protip. Women don't dress like that to go unnoticed.

>>730898016
You are a white knight so you naturally safeguard other peoples cum storage but that is a prostitute and probably has more pounded out meat than whats behind the counter.

beat off in a booth, remove my gherkin as per usual, cum in bun and eat

>>730897743
they don't have wendys in australia

>>730898016
>perhaps she did'nt dress that way to get the attention of some creepy beta's
Oh I'm sorry you're right she probably dress that way to get the attention of alpha males like yourself, right? Fucking hypocrite.

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>>730897919
proof

>>730895209
Admire the view whilst I order my Big Tasty with Bacon. Then I will do nothing about it and regret doing so until the day I die. And with the amount of McDonalds I've been chowing down on recntly, that could be soon!

>>730895209
Take a picture, and use it to start a thread on /b/.

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>>730895209
Spread her asscheeks and tell her that her tampon fell out.

>>730895209
Stick an enema tube up her ass then activate the high powered enema machine in my backpack, if anybody complains I tell them I am a professional scientist.

Angel

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>>730895209

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>>730895209
ask Wendy for advice

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>>730899357

>>730895962
You know, the fact that nowadays you can't go into a store with those looks without everyone thinking you are a robber is what's wrong with society.

>>730895209
Whip out the iPhone and take a picture to titilate the weebs of 4chan

>>730899608
who the fuck would rob anywhere in that?

>>730899695
For real, they'd have both the police and the fashion police hot on their tail

>>730899834
jesus people are easily terrified

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>You will never have a hot club slut aching to suck your dick
Why even live bros?

>>730900099
i also won't go into space, you don't see me crying over that

>>730900200
Yeah but almost nobody ever gets to go into space. Getting blown by sluts is a bit more of a regular occurence and you'll have to meet other people who get to do it.

>>730900099
They have great bodies and by the time they reach 25 they've sucked so many cocks that can do wonders with their tongue, but they are superficial and dumb AF.

IMHO 10/10 would fuck again, but seriously don't go any further with them.

>>730900352
>10.48 miles of penis

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>>730900419
>they are superficial and dumb AF.
That's fine. Really not interested in putting my dick in their personality and all that pic related shit.
> would fuck again, but seriously don't go any further with them.
That would be the plan. I know they're vapid idiots. Not that it matters.

>>730895850
Anyone got her tumblr?

>>730898283
probably not a prostitute

I know that mc'donalds, its in melbourne
Most girls dress like this going out in melbourne

>>730901099
>I know that mc'donalds
Of course you do, everybody knows that McDonalds. They're the same shitty layout everywhere. If it wasn't for the AFL shit on the screen behind the counter nobody would have pegged it for AFL territory because it could be anywhere.

>>730901099
What, are you in the photo

>>730895209
start masturbating and just before I cum

WHAM

shove her pussy into my dick and cum

There's something wrong with her dress...

>>730895209
Ask her if i could use her ass as my pillow

>>730902941
>Shove her pussy into my dick
>pussy into dick

WHAT THE FUCK

>>730902941
>pussy into my dick

Hol up.

Probably do nothing because I am not a disgusting rapist you filthy scumbag.

>>730895209
Wonder why I'm in Australia

guys I can't sleep it's 2 am and I feel like killing someone. I can't control my thoughts, I want to take a walk and just do it. what the fuck is wrong with me?what should i do

>>730895209
I'd show her my numbers, and she'd beg me to let her taste my dick....

>>730901711
Nope.
Create your taste is nation wide aussie.
Also the pass-thru for the CYT is an aussie layout

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>>730895850
lol, probably a weird fetishist trying to create a narrative about a cheating wife or sissy trap.

ask the price for an hour

>>730903614
You should lurk at least long enough to know how to start a new thread you lobotomite

>>730895850
Avoid that hoe until see frontside.
Maybe mention that her skirt is out of function.