ITT: We poorly describe a video game and others try to guess.
>Early 2000's combat based From Software game
>Highly customizable character
>Sometimes difficult to navigate stat menu
>Good soundtrack
>Vague and confusing plot
>Player is voiceless protagonist who starts out, choosing a very basic preset
>They suffer from a widespread affliction, plagueing the earth.
>Given purpose by higher ups to protect the current way of living, against violent, monsterous foes.
>Meet interesting allies, and topple bosses ten times your size, becoming more powerful as you go.
>Eventually learn that you and those like you are being used as fodder to perpetuate wealth and power to the higher class, while everyone else rots below.
>Game has many branching paths
>Multiple endings, and the ability to start a new game with your current character.
>In the end, you become the most powerful being left, and none of the endings seem truly good.
>Fun and complex combat
>A, many times desperatly needed, lock on system.
>Could have a more exciting loading screen
>Features moonlight blade as a weapon.
>Game title is 'Adjective' 'Noun'
bump for interest
>>730866715
No one?
I miss these threads.
>early 2000's
>From Software
Too easy and too specific anon
I assume it's Demon Souls?
Here's mine
>old fags want you to scream at giant reptiles until they leave
Dank Souls
>>730867178
You are incorrect though.
It is not Demon Souls.
>poorly describe
>posts a detailed essay
>>730867224
Also Incorrect.
>>730867273
And yet, no one has guessed it correctly.
>>730867240
Wow, rip me. Other than the main souls game I have no clue what other games From Software has made. Time to do some research
>>730867374
It is in no way related to that series.
>youve prepared your whole life for this moment
>you go out and are about to slay a monster
>??????????
>it wants your semen
>it is raping you
>>730867444
Dark Souls?
>>730867415
Oh, is it Armored Core then?
>>730867559
Correct!
Namely 4 Answer
>>730867559
Just about to guess this
>>730867559
Is it really that similar to Dark Souls? That's specific.
>>730867639
Armored Core is about mechs, right? I wonder how they implemented the Moonlight Greatsword
>>730866715
King's Field 4
>>730867783
I don't know. It's Armored Core. Does Kingsfield fit all those points?
>>730866715
Wow that's a super long gliss in your pic.
>>730868099
Dubs know it
fff
>>730868211
And dubs confirm it. fff
>>730866715
I have two:
#1
>2000's
>play as trailer trash
>game takes place over the course of a week
>each day you're tasked w/ mundane shit (dry cleaning, go to work, pick up milk, etc.)
>the game advertised "a living breathing world"
>it's not oblivion
>it had gained controversy for graphic imagery
#2
>you find a baby
>you keep the baby
>other people want the baby
>you befriend weird people, sometimes by fighting them
>shitty checkpoint system
>good soundtrack
>I had my arm cut off to save a friend
>a town worships fast food
>be guy
>in air
>with buddy
>things go well for a month or two or three
>buddy turns jihad outta fucking nowhere
>don't see buddy for a while
>headed towards russian nuclear testing sitewith new buddy
>tactical nuke incoming, it's over
>unless i fly into the fucking silo tunnels
>saves the day
>old buddy is pissed
>old buddy deds new buddy
>you ded old buddy, or you so think
>old buddy becomes narrator of your story
>>730866715
Kings field
>>730868707
postal 2
>>730868890
Ace combat 4?
>>730869096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g31NG8OxhsU
yeah, that's #1
>>730868707
LISA for #2
>>730866715
>Be 1990s
>Choose 3 characters
>Ring doorbell and hide in bushes
>why does alien have pet hampster
>Who's this ugly bitch in the kitchen
>lockedinbasement.jpg
>>730869250
ace combat zero. close enough tho since four, five and zero have basically the same ending
>>730869527
yes... damn
>>730869608
Maniac Mansion
>>730867178
Skyrim.
>>730870082
You got it
>>730866715
No lie anon, I'm a professional bass trombonist and I've played this piece. Literally the most retarded shit ever.
>scientists send sketchy device to parallel dimension
>device fucks up, creates vortex that starts swallowing up the earth
>team goes into the parallel dimension to get the device back
>everything fucks up, time warps, every team member arrives decades apart in the parallel dimension
>you arrive last
>the other team members have gone batshit insane and created a guns-and-sorcery world with low ass resolution
>>730867444
Monster girl quest
>>730867555
Also checked
>>730871030
Sitting with bricks
>get a gun
>gun makes holes
>but not bullet holes
>>730870327
>Trombonist
I thought it was "Tromboner" or did they change that for obvious reasons?
>>730871605
Portal.
>>730871605
portal?
>>730871503
no
that's not even a game
that's not even anything nigga what are you even trying to say
>>730871726
>>730871747
Bingo.
It'd probably be a bit better if I didn't say "but not bullet holes", but I like how it sounds more riddle-y.
>>730866715
Sounds like a Zelda game
>>730866715
I'm like the late 1970's version of Siri. Ask me a question, and I ask one back.
>be porch monkey
>get hentai aids from science man
>kill zombies in New York
>muh daughter
>be gigantic faggot
>have lightsaber
>"world's greatest swordsman"
>actually world's biggest faggot
>feed jellybeans to jizz
>??????
>Profit
>literally no discernable plot other than that.
>Be edgelord
>Go on an adventure with three paid friends
>Mechanic's daughter keeps trying to fuck you
>be such a cuck you never fuck her
>also angst.
>Be ayy
>have space ship made of rap music
>crash because retarded
>ride elevators to find all the pieces
>rocket skates
>>730873745
???
>go on a wild adventure across the universe to commit genocide against an entire species
>finally end up on the right planet
>kill fucking every single one of these ayys
>save one because cute... sorta
>never send a woman to do a man's job.
>>730870327
What position do you play that super low Bb in? And how do you even do a single gliss to get to the high F? I'd imagine they'd all be in first position but fuck me if I know.
>>730874027
Was thinking more of the 80s version, but yes. correct.
>rpg
>kill own family to become strong like daddy
>literal retard bald guy is best friend
>ingame sister is kinda cute, would smash so hard
>settle for angry russian or bitchy black slut
>omnipresent bouncer prevents continuing to next area without posse
>rock's door: shades of limb (and chair of sphere)
>be me
>get new pair of pants from amazon
>spend the next week and a half throwing people through windows and beating them to death
>be dog
>wish you were a jigaboo
>have an onion berate you while you pathetically try to have rhythm
>>730868707
Is the first one The Sims?
>long time ago
>bing, bong, bing, bong, bing, bong, bloop
>bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bloop
>bong bing bong bing bong bloop
You win, hit reset.
>>730873846
Final Fantasy 15
>be sad because middle aged
>hire a jigaboo to steal shit for you
>reunite with fucking scum of the earth friend
>watch friend huff gas and be total degenerate
>rob shit
>>730874749
yup.
>>730874562
>PaRappa the Rapper
>ma nigga
>>730866715
Kingsfield.
>>730874750
gta5
>>730871030
Doom
>be mostly robot
>get cloaking device
>kill sand niggers, russians, basically fucking everybody.
>fuck Prague
>>730871605
Portal
>>730874820
They're supposedly remaking this.
Yes. correct.
>ma nigguh.
>>730874108
Mass Effect?
>>730874880
deus ex: mankind divided
Playing through it now for the first time actually, love it. Human Revolution was outstanding as well.
>>730874968
They already did remake it.
>>730874832
yup. obviously.
>>730875015
I actually played through Mankind Divided four times... including once on permadeath mode.
Good game. Could have been longer... since Human Revolution was like 1/3rd longer.
correct though.
>>730875027
was not aware of that until just now.
>>730873938
Toe jam and earl
The most difficult to control game ever
>>730874562
Parrappa
>>730866715
>Fight war with best friend
>Friend gives you schizophrenia
>You think he kills bad guy
>Yfw you killed bad guy
You summon a genderbent monarch and fuck it them in the ass to power up.
>>730868707
I'll do some more with quicker desc's so less people will guess right:
#1
>synth music and drugs
#2
>bring camera to asylum, patients are loose
#3
>you go to a high school that sucks
#4
>you're a mailman with a powerful USB
#5
>detective werewolf
>throw zippo lighters as weapons
>>730875406
MechWarrior, Sim City, Legend of Kage, Kileak the DNA Imperative,
>>730871914
I liked it too. You did good anon.
>use 1 leg
>enter world of 4 legs
>they only walk on 2 legs
>>730870327
OP here, thank you. |I've been wondering what instrument this could possibly be for.
>>730875438
bo1
>Japanese kung fu fucking guy
>someone kills dad, must avenge
>talk to everyone in town to find clues, need to go to the big city
>insert disc two...
>in big city, need job. Bingo drive forklift
>mini games in the arcade, and darts too, pretty cool
>beat up some gangsters
>SEGA
That's all you get, don't want to give it away.
Good thread, this time OP is not a faggot
>>730875936
shenmue>
>>730866715
>go mid blyat
>>730875572
#1 dunno
#2 Outlast?
#3 Life is Strange? Or maybe Bully.
#4 Postal?
#5 The Wolf Among Us?
>>730875991
Lol that was quick
>>730875572
4, New Vegas?
5, Wolf Among Us
3 is Bully?
No idea for 1 and 2. 1 might be ... Hotline Miami? No idea, never played.
2 is probably one of those Japanese horrors
>>730875572
#2 outlast?
>giant robots
>can fly
>fast and fun action
>>730871030
i really wanna know what this game is...
>middle of fucking nowhere
>let's go grab a case of beer
>>730875936
I'll try a harder one I guess...
>big robot
>fight other big robots
>step on tiny innocent people
SEGA
Get ready, get cold, get Shaun.
>>730876045
2, 3, and 5 were right, with 3 being Bully
>>730876168
4 is New Vegas, 1 is Hotline Miami
Fuck, how do I make this harder?
>mom thinks I have issues because I like fighting and fucking hot bitches
>lol whatever bitch
>bitch ass niggas kills all my bros
>hunt them down and stab them all up
>maybe I do have issues
>>730876453
Heavy Rain
>>730876342
My summer car?
>>730876313
Mechwarrior?
>worm with a gun
>>730877004
Wormz?
>>730877004
Earth worm Jim
>groovy
>>730877004
>>730873355
dead rising 2
>>730877039
>>730877061
nope
>>730877060
aw ye
>>730876689
Nah it's a different Shaun
>>730875850
Winrar
>>730877272
fallout 4
>>730866715
>be bunny
>groovin to beats
>shootin shit
>jumpin
>based Sonic ripoff
>in a world where captain picard is ned stark's dad
>a bunch of shit happens, all hell breaks loose and eventually it's pretty much satan vs a dragon
>>730877505
Oblivion?
> Jojo part 5
> Lupin 3rd
> Death Note
> Star Wars?
> ... that guy sounds like Char Aznable
> Holy shit, it is Char Aznable, but spiky and black instead of red
> And now it's Senator Armstrong!?
> Why am I fighting a cup?
>>730877505
Oblivion
>>730877329
Got it
>two childhood friends
>war
>friends separate
>special rocks
>princess not princess
>friend one fights friend 2 and brothers and others for special rocks
>save the day hide the truth
you're a midget with two swords and you release people who are imprisoned inside of crystals
>>730874108
Has no one really said that this is Metroid yet?
>>730877802
Brave fencer
>>730877770
> Anon being this based
It's Final Fantasy Tactics
>>730873639
no more heroes
>>730877968
Bingo
>>730867178
Skyrim
>regular cars
>Real emotions
(No one will get this one)
>Fighting game
>Made in Japan
>America is run by a ninja
>DESTROYED!
>>730866715
>Game plays you as you play it.
>too many dogs.
>>730877857
you got it
>be rodent
>jump on dem plant tittys
>must save rodent gf
>belt a bitchass rockdude with a cooking implement.
>Nazi teddys
>>730878122
CARS with lighting McQueen ;)
>>730878312
Nope, I said regular cars
>>730866715
Kings field (4) - The ancient city
>>730878353
JUST lighting McQueen?
>>730878296
happy tree friends
>>730866715
>be the one steak that gets away from a butchery spanning the entire land.
> you inherit the land of the previous owner
> previous owner was rich as fuck and could get laid whenever he wanted
> gets bored of this and decided to research into demons and shit
> fucks over several people whilst in the process of his research
> eventually dooms the world
> now you must attempt to stop it, but in the end, [spoiler]it doesn't matter, and it all restarts again.[/spoiler]
>>730877644
>>730877562
fuck I made that too easy, yep
>>730878296
conker's bad fur day
>>730878312
>>730878353
He's just a regular car with regular probs guys
>>730878453
Demon souls?
>>730878482
damn,made it too easy
>>730877634
Persona 5, ez
>>730866715
Obscure game:
>Subby fetishist climbs tower.
>>730878453
Linkin Park - it doesn't even matter
>>730877411
jazz jackrabbit
>>730878415
Kek no. It's multiple regular cars that experience emotions, based on how you move.
>>730878437
Oddworld: Abe's Oddyssey
>MY BALLOON
>Y
>B
>A
>L
>L
>O
>O
>N
>>730878507
Nope
>>730878619
kek didn't realise i typed that.
>>730871768
kek'd
>>730878642
Noice, m8
>>730878648
Iz dis nig haffing sexees wid cars?? Whut???
>>730878668
balloon fight
>who knew pigs could flamin' pigs could fuck elephants up so bad
>kick in the door, it's monsters and memes. Carry the crystal to the next floor while dodging the beams.
More:
#6
>fence to be giant worm-food
#7
>quadruped mammalian meme game
#8
>cartoony raincoat-cladded horror
#9
>getting arrested for accepting a cult bribe to feed family (optional)
#10
>"Shoot the limbs!"
>>730878826
Nope
>>730866715
>football+soup=stunned aliens
>>730878892
meant to reply to >>730876491
>>730878829
rome: total war
>be born to grill
>cockney pigs
>>730878650
Not quite... but I guess it fits
>>730878146
I guess this was too hard.
>WW2
>Allies lose
>1960s
>Resistance Nazis
>game changes depending on who you save.
>>730878453
amnesia a dark descent
>>730878892
#6, Nidhogg
#7, Goat Simulator?
#10 is any Dead Space game
>>730878958
wolfenstein
>climb long ladder
>song plays
>>730866715
Dark souls m8
>>730879096
Mgs
>>730875406
Katamari damaci?
>>730879117
Yup
>>730875406
QWOP
Here's a moderately hard one from the Playstation.
>be a sailor and get lost; meet girl; turns out she's far more lost than you
>OR be the girl
>pick everyone's pockets, break the game
>you can make tons of shit
>you can even make "stolen honor" badges to cheat up a level
>>730875406
Anything on the gamecube
>go here to find your destiny
>it's fucking nothing
>>730878892
10 = dead space?
>>730879096
snaaaaaaaaaaaaake eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeater
>elf bro
>used to be quiet and shy as fuck
>become like pic related but with superpowers by end of last game
>weasels are cool too
>>730879193
Star ocean 2
>masks everywhere
>>730879281
Yup!
>>730879295
Persona 5, again?
>>730879080
all correct
>>730879334
Nope
>original platform isn't made anymore
>>730874264
Baldurs Gate
>>730878932
Lol yep
>>730866715
>Early to mid-2000s Namco RPG
>Protag has amnesia
>farming town is where you start
>have to go into deep dank woods for some shit
>suddenly dragon
>heartofthecards.jpg
>go on quest to find 4 other things
If anyone gets this I'm shocked
>some weird shit happens
>get shot at while shooting
>Immigrant Leprechaun joins secret group
>Kill "bad" people
>Turn on group because group fucked up Spain
>Get redpilled as to who is good and who is evil
>Kill ex group
>I make my own luck
YOU FAGS BETTER GET THE SPECIFIC TITLE OR ELSE.
>>730878777
"You Are The Road"
>could use your taser to stun
>you always set people on fire with it.
>>730879643
>>730879653
Are you both describing Spec Ops: The Line?
>child
>dad leaves you
>mom tries to kill you
>kys eventually
>>730879759
no immigrant leprechauns in the first one
>Bad voice acting
>Bad faces
>Demons 'nd shit
>Good story
>>730866715
armored core
>you died before the game started and everybody laughed at you for it
>but that's not stoppin ya!
>kill things to get cups
>>730879715
syphon filter
>be a rad monster in a bogus setting
>bullet hell
>last boss is your mom
>>730879922
>>730878453
Darkest Dungeon
>OPULENT AND IMPERIUHL
>>730879993
Binding of Isaac
>>730878604
Mighty jill off?
... I think that is the name
no one will guess this really popular game.
>what the fuck?
>there are/were many of you. so many.
>you are all different but more or less want the same
>you hear voices
>you have different personalities and communicate, but ultimately you keep going throught the same steps
>you defy conformity and with help, you wake up
>oh shiiiiit
it's not alfred chicken
>wake up with a rock
>>730880191
Much, much older.
>>730880273
Rust
>>730880226
the talos principle
>>730876313
Titanfall
>>730878453
DOA Beach Volleyball
>>730880313
you betcha
>>730880366
If that is correct then that sounds like a fun game, I'd been considering buying it, but the description is more helpful than the reviews.
>>730874722
patapon? literally any music based game?
>>730880417
Nope
> "I could break you so..."
>>730880437
it's very good, esp if you like games like portal
>HARPIES
>climban monstars
>final boss is you
>join coup to overthrow evil leaders
>weird dream gives you super powers
>>730879993
Since people are having trouble I'll add hints
>based on a non-video game
>three shiny character choices
>>730876495
Assassin's Creed 2?
>"EA sucks big... cock!"
>>730880677
Dishonored 1?
>>730866715
The game that Seath and the Moonlight Greatsword are based on. I think it has the word "King" in the title but I forgot.
Let's see...
>Fly on ostrich
>smash other dudes flying on ostrich
>>730874722
Pong
>>730880669
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS
>>730878892
hint: #8 is on the front page of steam
>>730880803
The latest simcity
>>730880865
yeh
>>730880898
Joust
>>730880669
dragon's dogma
>>730880366
yes. fuck. another one then. guaranteed no one guesses it.
>non official game of well known character
>2 moves
>repetitive song
>learning curve is binary goes from impossible to easy
>max resolution of 480x320 or something
>2 player, japanese
>>730880669
Shadow of the Colossus?
Maybe not.
Castlevania Aria of Sorrow?
>>730878892
Little Nightmares for #8
>>730880973
>>730880934
You got it m8
>>730880969
Yeah thought that might be too easy :p
>>730880898
joust
>>730879295
majora's mask maybe?
>>730881011
nice
now just need someone to guess #9
>>730874722
pawng
>>730875639
Well I'll go ahead and share the answer since I'm off to sleep.
Diablo 2, of course!
Really hoping this is obvious.
>grinding
>in space
>>730879295
hotline miami
>>730881178
Mass Effect
>>730881119
is #9 Papers, Please?
>>730881178
Warframe?
I have a few.
#1
>a fanfiction crossover with no sex
#2
>WW2 with painfully obvious metaphors
#3
>Straight, white, Christian Male in 1950s
>fuck it up
>>730881199
Not THAT kind of grinding
>>730875572
#1 Hotline Miami?
>>730876453
Another settlement needs your help 4
>>730871030
>>730876334
Day of the Tentacle?
>>730880942
Little Nightmares
>there is a plumber
>he wears a tie
>>730881178
eve?
>>730881260
I was pretty sure. Was worth the laugh. Wasted trip dubs for nothing.
>>730881359
Nope
>>730881348
dr mario
>>730881348
plumbers don't wear ties
>>730881348
Fuck you plumbers don't wear ties.
>>730866715
fucking armored core, duh!
>tan tan ta ra ta
>wha-pu!
>saddest ending in history
>it was all a dream
>there is a sequel
>>730881380
Got a chuckle out of me so you kinda win
Let's try again
>fly in space
>kill scary space face
>>730881520
stairfax temperatures
>>730881520
star fox
>>730881520
Star fox
>>730881520
Star fox
>>730881556
Nope
>>730878453
Stardew Valley
>>730881199
>>730881228
>>730881359
It was Destiny
>>730879773
e x p l o s i v e
d i a h e r e e a
>3 way orgy
>your waifu gets kidnapped and turned into a slut
>she likes it, becomes queen of the sluts
>fucks everyone, including you, but mostly everyone else
>obsession with constructing more things
>be me
>get new pair of pants from amazon
>spend the next week and a half throwing people through windows and beating them to death
>>730879614
lost kingdoms??
>>730879614
I'm still waiting on this one. Critical hint is right there.
>>730881741
Nope.
>die
>wake up elsewhere
>everything is poems
>jrpg
>also can fly
>>730881562
It is not Star Fox
>>730881753
yu gi oh psx game where you get card raped at the beginning and its almost impossible and i cant remember the name
>>730881680
Starcraft 2 probably.
>>730879614
Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>730881647
yes
>furries
>stealth
>impossible vehicle segments
>>730881905
Sc1 but close enough
>play as a group of terrorists who during the course of your adventures, the president is murdered.
>you fuck shit up with pigs
>>730881991
Ah, I never played them, just kinda familiarish with the lore and memes
>>730881851
I think that's Forbidden Memories. But no.
>>730879614
More hints:
>there's a boss that looks like a dick. A few actually.
>everyone has colorful hair
>not yugioh
>eventually play as female protag for a bit
>>730882103
Final Fantasy VII
>>730881824
Nobody's gunna guess at this?
>>730882188
yeah, def
>chickenwuss
>dead
>>730881178
sonic adventure 2
>>730881986
sly cooper?
>>730882262
Final Fantasy VIII
Chicken wuss gives it away
>>730879643
ill attempt to make this easier and ill also change it to just one game from the series
>shoot cannibal
>shoot fairy
>shoot chink
>shoot librarian
>shoot maid
>shoot vampire
>shoot vampire's sister
>fap to hentai of characters
>shoot semen
Well known game, hard description
>spend the whole game searching for a mouse in a hole
>has inspired way too much weird porn
>>730882339
who's the dead then?
>die
>wake up elsewhere
>everything is poems
>jrpg
>also can fly
>>730882339
as it should
>Green Land
>Killer Robots
>Mach Speed
>>730881520
No takers?
How about a hint!
>gather stuff to bomb face in the face
>>730878892
even more:
#11
>extra-terrestrial: solitude
#12
>indie game developer makes game on someone else's games
#13
>the game that made the developer of #12 well known
#14
>point and click about a machine that tortures you
#15
>snow and wolves
1.) 3 guys steal stuff
2.) You literally just look for your dad
3.) your hand vagina closes big green vaginas
>>730882264
yep, try this one
>fighting game
>IMPALED
>>730882475 Star Fox?
>pogo stick on the moon
>fencing
>running
>get eaten
>>730882521
1.) Sly Cooper
2.) Fallout 3
3.) SOMA
>>730882607
Nidhogg
>>730882520
11, Alien: Isolation
15, The long dark
>>730882520
#11 alien isolation
#12 frog fractions 2
>indie game, sole dev
>intelligent puzzles
>very short, very weird
>kind of eerie
>not portal
>>730882520
#12, The Beginner's Guide
#13, The Stanley Parable
#14, I Have No Mouth and Must Scream
>dad went missing
>dance
>>730882652
Correct, try >>730882432 since nobody's taking a crack at it.
>>730882521
3 is DA: Inquisition
>>730882582
How has nobody guessed Duck Tales by now?
>>730882414
I'm currently looking for a mouse. Unsure of game.
>>730878122
Stunt Trax FX
>>730882617
You got #2
>>730882723
You got #3
>music is the weapon
>not aerosmith
>not guitar hero/rock band
>>730882772
correct
>>730882653
yes and yes
>>730882665
yes and no (nigga what?)
>>730882693
yes, yes, and yes
I'm running out of games others haven't said yet.
>be president
>aliens take over
>go in the matrix
>shoot dubstep at people
>Digging
>Murder
>Digging Murder
>Murder Digging
>>730882910
brutal legend
>>730882549
No, not Star Fox!
let me give one more..
>BEWARE! I LIVE!
>>730882945
digdug
>>730882936
saints row 4
>>730882414
Undertale, maybe? I know that the game has some mouse holes
>>730882910
not aerosmith means it's not revolution x?
>Fall down hole
>Attacked by a flower
>Rescued by goat
>Travel through caverns meeting weirdos
>Have to kill another goat
>Multiple endings, depending on who you kill/befriend
>>730882987 Not DigDug
>>730882984
got it.
>post apocalypse
>fucking sucks
>>730882987
Yes SR4
>>730883036 Undertale
>>730882936
I feel like this is probably a saints row but I don't know which one
>>730879614
Last hint.
>there is an island where you essentially play a stage of a Namco NES classic to progress (not PacMan)