hai /b/ when you wake up in the morning, whats the first thing

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Make pee pee

i have a cup of tea

sorts your head out much better than a wake and bake

>>730862375
Fondle my wife then have her make me breakfast

>>730862375
I go on /b and check reddit to make sure the world isn't ending

>>730862375
>bong hoot

are you me?

>>730862510
Wot after peep?

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I wish I was young enough to still wake and bake without any negative consequences.

On the plus side, with responsibility comes the money for ridiculous gadgets.

>>730862510
then shower after..? I hope...

>>730862870
poo poo silly

I get trips

>>730862579
for you maybe lol :P

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>>730862751
>reddit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>730862375

>>730862893
Pfft. you are not too old, come on now
hate sharpstone -_-
teeth break too easy

>>730862375
drink the glass of water i left from the night before so i can wash out the taste of raw sewage

>>730862612
sounds like a good morning routine

>>730862862
I dunno..
are you me?

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tits or gtfo slut

who the fuck calls it >hoot?

>>730863098
It is, only thing better is if i wake up and fuck her. Her pussy smells better than a hot meal

>>730863155
show me your tits first bb
and I dunno, me? Im from canada so maybe thats why?

>>730863155
>assuming that pic is OP

never assume anon, when you assume you make an ass out of you and me

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>>730862991
>>730862751
Oh my lawd

Its Happening.

Get in the shower.

>>730863155
O jee! Our gosh !! the misogyny!! What shall we do

>>730863056
Came with the volcano (individual seller deal), I've found it pretty decent so far as the weed doesn't stick unlike previous grinders I've had. I doubt I'll ever use it enough to break the teeth, a quarter lasts me 2 - 3 months.

>>730863315
holy fucking shit.. thats gone in like 3 days tops for me...

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>>730862375
That bong is dirty af. disgusting.

>>730863272
he assumed right though..
this time atleast lol

>>730863315
fellow light weight? i buy an 1/8 a month

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>>730863272
leme see dem titteis den

Naaww brahh, u doing it all wrong. The only way to truly wake up in the morning is with a fresh hit of Salvia duuude.

>>730863445
its broken at the base so I taped it. If I use anything to clean it the tape will come off, trust me I've tried water and salt. It's dannnkk

>>730863546
fuck eh
give me some then xD

>>730863138
holy shit ...
maybe I am

>>730862375
Naaww brahh the only way you going to reallly wake up in the morning is with a fresh, delicious hit of Salvia duuuude

>>730863395
Hah, that used to be me, unfortunately if I fucked up at work through lack of concentration I could cause several hundred thousand pounds worth of damage and enjoy some lengthy civil court cases.

I did manage to get through a half ounce of weed in Amsterdam in four days last month though, felt like shit for a week afterwards but it's comforting to know I haven't lost it!

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a fat j of uk cheese is whats needed.

>>730863534
I have no titties, sorry xD

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>>730863534
ok...faggot

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>>730863700
dude...
we are eachother...

>>730863751
Cheese makes me paranoid dude. I prefer a nice cup of lsd coffee, make sure you let it cool down a bit before adding the acid, otherwise it doesn't work as well

>>730863795
nicer titties than mine dude.

>>730863968
bullshit, i demand that you post them

>>730863496
I don't think so, just disciplined about my usage due to said responsibilities. I tend to vape a gram a time three nights a month.

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>>730863907
Fusion...
complete...

>>730863795
Awwwhh yeah just when I was starting to think I was a faggut I managed to knock one out to a stunning pair of tits

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>>730863926

heroin on toast is nice

>>730864090
ahh, i smoke nightly and only one or two bowls a night, not counting breaks

>>730864167
thanks anon

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>>730862375

When I wake up I usually rip the biggest fart of the day (all the gas build up from rotting guys from smoking and shit) then I have a cigarette this usually makes me have to shit once or twice depending on how much Oatmeal Crisp I ate the day before. I open up visual studio, hit the bong and smoke weed / watch simpsons / code for about 12 hours. Then fall asleep back on the couch and repeat this everyday.

The next day I usually wake up and rip the biggest fart of the day then I have a cigarette

I fart a lot

i empty my urinal and wash my face

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>>730864345
Your life sounds oddly awesome.

>>730864197
Ah yeas the good ole, heroin toast mix, being picky I do enjoy fentanyl on toast a little bt more than skag n bread but that's just a personal preference

>>730864503
A bowl of paracetamol'os with warm milk is a treat in the morning too.

>>730862862
I am you guys as too.

>>730864374
how do you empty a urinal? i thought they have a drain for that

>>730864502
maybe but i didn't hear any mention of a girlfriend in there.

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>>730864051
ok... I warned you..

>>730864639
who needs a girlfriend when you can let out a satisfying fart every morning. Now thats called living

Stay liberated and free dude

>>730864219
There's something to be said for that, I find with the amount I take I'm generally too fucked to concentrate on a book or a film. Unfortunately my girlfriend is a medic, pretty anti-drugs and would give me shit if I used it that frequently even in small amounts.

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>>730864610
assimilate

smoke a cigarette

>>730864678
you're right, those are gross, they can't even compare to these beauties
>>730863795

>>730864722
you know...you're right, i retract my previous statement...have a good night anon and godspeed

>>730864809
right?
So perfect, I wish they were mine :c

>>730864748
im an insomniac so i mostly do it to sleep, pills don't work I've been through like a dozen

>>730864602
You got to be careful Morty, If that guy catches you with a box of his paracetamolos, he come bursting in through a window and just starts kicking the shit out of you. But it's worth the risk. They melt in your mouth

>>730864920
it's alright, some guys prefer a nice ass

>>730864678
Do you have a Snapchat? I can post mine so you're not flooded

>>730865193
post tits, and you can have it

>>730864345

visual studio... C#?

>>730865277
I want it from the grill tho
I'm a dude

>>730862375
If you wake up next to moot do a lil Poot and then you aquire all of the loot

>>730865398
Dr java

>>730865425
still applies

>>730865511
Are you the grill? Prove it hot stuff

>>730865507

What you designing?

>>730865551
k 1 sec

>>730865193
Lol i dont have a snap..

>>730864678
Your tits aren't bad at all anon anon. Fuck, the thought of lying in bed naked smoking pot with you is very nice indeed, I haven't encountered a girl who smokes pot in eight years since I was at university.

>>730865835
you're too kind :p
for me, every day is 420 B)

>>730865671
yea prove it..
Lol, Im the girl xD

>>730865484
sounds like a plan

>>730864678
Hey femanon, I like your tits and that you're not afraid to post with a time stamp

Do you rate dicks? Been feeling down about mine lately

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>>730866166

>>730866166
thank you, sometimes i'll do requests..
send a pic and i'll rate it for ya

>>730866267
Where do I send it to

>>730866231
This gif made me uncomfortable

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>>730866473

hi guys

>>730866623
hey jeff. its me satan

>>730866473
i dunno :p

>>730866682
I can post my Snapchat if you'll add me

>>730862375
shower

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>>730862375
This is now a stoned owl threadz.
POAST EM NAO!

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>>730866166

Wait, if this was a fair request for rating then you shouldn't create bias with the only judge by qualifying the request with sympathy. How will you then know fr sure if it was a true rating or a lie to make you feel better about your tiny dick? The correct way to issue such a request in a way that fairly judges the peen is "I would like to request for you to give a superficial yet unbiased rating of a photo that I will post upon your approval. This rating is to be done of one or more photos in the most exaggerated angles possible to attempt to show a larger than normal length and girth. Thank you for your time."

>>730864678
Pussy?

Depends on how hung over I am. Usually I'll get a glass of water and then read the usual sites. If I'm hung over I'll drink a glass of milk. And a bong hit helps. Some mornings a bong hit is the correct answer.

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>>730866877
forget the time stamp..
I tried making a thread a couple days ago and it instantly died....>

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>>730867135
pussy?

>>730867432
I ain't even mad, I like cats. Just the one or do you have more?

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>>730864678
do you live in Washington state?

>>730867380
Show your tits with a time stamp

>>730862375
>make coffee
>shit

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>>730867735
yup. Father and son haha
both unimpressed that I woke them for the picture..

>>730867763
Do you?

>>730867852
fucking already did..

>>730867763
no, canada

>>730868036
Where

>>730868066
>>730864678
.....

>>730867984
Ha, I've got three myself. Two are p young but the oldest is p old and is always pissed when he has to wake up

>>730867998
Yep, just east of Seattle in a city called Redmond.

>>730867984
Rolling for face

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>>730868066
see
>>730864678

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>>730868156
I have 3 right now too, got my friends cat but I wanna keep her.

>>730863315
Look up the SLX grinder, too lazy to post a pic but it has a food grade ceramic coating on the aluminum. Inb4 aluminum is cheap. Most high end grinders are made from space grade aluminum.

>>730862375
remember that my life is still terrible

>>730868290
Do it, she's puurr-tty

I spit mad pussy game yo

PS I like your boobs, got a bra pic?

>>730868332
How is it for collecting pollen? That is the weak point of my grinder to be fair and if you're not very gentle scraping it from the catcher, it does stick and smear on the base. I also think the seive is too fine, seems to have partially blocked too quickly.

>>730868505
xD
time stamped pic or just from my nudey pic collection?

>>730868290
Serious question, how many of the cats are named after lion king characters?

>>730868756
more nude pics pl0x

>>730868756
I prefer time stamped stuff because this is /b/ but whatever you're feeling

>>730868809
0.
Baxter,Junior and Lulu

>>730869125
That is for the best. Also more pics of you. Youre a qt

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>>730869395>>730868830
>>730868880
eh, I thought I'd give er a try xD
here you go, sorry the pic looks awkward.. Im just awkward in general

>>730869660
Very nice. More posts, less clothes please.

>>730869660
Nice booty next?

>>>>>Any chance we'll see a bong in your pussy? 3=D

>>730868061
Vancouver?

>>>>> spill the water in

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>>730870001
less clothes doesnt mean more nudity xD

I like to take mushrooms in the morning

>>730870541
Still keeps getting better though.

>>730870294
nooo

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>>730870169
>>730870931
maybe a bit better, but that doesnt mean its good xD

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>>730870541
your bong looks as nasty as your bleached hair

Have either of them ever been cleaned thoroughly?

>>730871158
I clean them just as much as you clean your asshole

>>730870541
Show your cunt

>>730871096
You dont see anyone complaining though. Keep em coming!

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>>730862375
drink 24 oz of malt liquor

>>730871262
Every day in the shower?

>>730862375
I GO DOWNTSTAIRS THEN IM LIKE FUCK I NEED TO PISS BAD THEN I GO BACK UPSTAIRS TO PISS THEN I GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS AND MAKE A COFFEE

>>730869660
Hurrah thanks for doing the bra pic

My cats can't show their appreciation. But I can. So thanks.

Sorry was afk for a bit. Got any plans besides petting pussy?

let me at that snap tho

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>>730871905
>>730871353
petting my own pussy

>>730872114
sorry its upside down...

>>730872114
Would you mind putting an egg in your pussy? Pleeeease

>>730871486
exactly

>>730872235
no, no eggs xD
and just no. honestly dont think it would fit..

>>730872169
>>730872114
Ha, was not expecting that

God damn you're hot tho. I'd love to go down on you. Do you mind if I post my snap?

We can swap cat pics n stuff
>we both know what n stuff means

>>730872114
>>730872169
niceee would lick

Can you write ice cream on your timestamp!!!!!!! I have a better with a friend

>>730872368
A bet*

>>730872312
I've seen it done ;) she had a hard time getting it in and out though

>>730872368
what kind of bet..?

>>730872114
Not bad actually. I was expecting roast beef. Very good, 7/10 pussy

>>730872344
not hot at all xD
you can if you want, I'll try to download it again on my fossil phone

>>730872615
thanks haha, not sure what a good pussy looks like soo..

>>730872743
Any chance you have a picture with biting your lower lip?

>>730872663
Lemme know if you succeed in downloading it! I'll post mine if you do

Nice pics, damn. I know this is a weed thread but I'm impressed with you. More pussy? Surprise me

>>730872561
He has to stick something up his bum

>>730872663
wtf r u takin pics with now

>>730864678
This is a dude. Why is everyone replying?

>>730873354
laptop?

>>730873401
you just jelly

>>730873401
She posted her cunt

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>>730873352
>>730873025
>>730872882

>>730873794
I like your hair

>>730873512
Seeing this pictures is awesome but its starting to make me wonder what character you would play as in mario kart.

>>730873794
Write ice cream please I will die a happy man thing

>>730873794
can you add me on kik?
steven1352

>>730873889
These*

>>730873889
peach :3

>>730873794
Favorite place for a guy to nut?
Are you a virgin

>>730874054
on my pussy
and no, only had sex with 2ppl

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pee, shower, coffee, 2 hits of pot, roll out

>>730873871
thanks lol

>>730874050
niceeee

>>730863029
Sauce?

>>730874129
>>730874176
On and not in? Interesting....
Why? Also everyone butt stuff

More nips? :)

>>730874308
both I guess. I dunno...lol

>>730874514
Do you like anal?

>>730873794
>>730874514
Cat guy here did you get sc to work?

>>730874690
yes I do

>>730874758
yes I have it now

>>730874881
pic of timestamp proof

>>730874881
>>730874854
ASL?
Post pic to prove its you

Why are you so comfortable showing your face?

>>730875043
A pic with ice cream on timestamp

>>730875149
probably because my face is more tolerable to look at than my body xD

FOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTTTTKKKKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYY

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>>730875043
k

>>730874979
whats it to you anyways? xD

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>>730862375
Wake N' Bake

>>730862375
First thing I do is go PT then head to the mess hall for chow

>>730875769
Aww why cover the nips? You're a little too harsh on yourself.

tits or gets.

check'm

>>730875469
They're both great that kinda sounds wrong now that I read it lol what do you like to do? Or what do you do

>>730875769
post ur snapchat

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>>730874322
looks like my tits are cross eyed xD
but here, im getting lazy with pics lol

>>730875769
ON canada?

>>730876046
Awkward.. how's highschool?

>>730876103
This pic is great, more cats too?

>>730876032
they are ugly lol...

>>730862375
browse /b/ because im not dead wank then college classes

>>730876159
I graduated 3.5 years ago..

>>730876103
Lol nice battle scars from the cat.

>>730876303
Well OP if you get Snapchat >>730874998
Otherwise have a good night!

>>730876046
I teach piano lessons to kids lol..
spend too much time on /b/ during my down time tbh..

>>730876209
Theyre cute. Your pictures are general are cute. face tits and all

>>730876209
Nah keep em coming, we love them otherwise the thread would be dead

>>730876393
check it hunn

>>730875769
montreal here if your around
post more pussy

>>730876363
thanks xD
people ask if I cut myself.. awkward

>>730876546
Nah nothing, but you might not be OP anyway

>>730876638
you sure?

>>730876609
Idiots haha. Huge difference.

>>730876745
I'm an idiot. But you've got great boobs

Cats inbound?

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>>730876517
>>730876490
>>730876189

>>730876862
spread that pretty pussy for us

>>730876796
no doubt, if they were cutting scars I'd be a pussy for even trying lol, not even deep cuts xD

open my eyes

>>730876862
Oh yeah, let em hang!

>>730876862
What kinda music do you like? since theres discussion between picture posts lol

More gifs would be great

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>>730877002
not much to let hang lol

>>730877509
Damn nice. Any more pussy play?

>>730877124
rap mainly

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>>730877738
>>730877421

>>730878166
Amazing, any gif of pussy play?

>>730877509
qttt yny more booty pics?

>>730878166
Put something in your ass

>>730878166
Like it rough? I'd love to grab your tits hard while pounding you from behind.

Pussy

>>730862893
i hate fucking vaping out of a plastic bag

>>730863029
would look cooler if the bong wasnt INSIDE her fucking mouth lol

>>730862375
Degenerate drug users like yourself are worthless to society. Jut kill yourself, you won't be missed

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>>730878627
>>730878362

>>730878775
dude.. its a plant
Kill yourself for thinking its a drug xD

>>730878783
Sharpie in the pooper come on

Gif of the freakiest thing you'll do

>>730878838
>either bait or doesnt understand what a drug is

just live stream

>>730878783
Get a few fingers in there? Keep that shirt off too, your body is great.

>>730878884
Second

>>730878783
Holymoley and chance you can get one of just a pic. Getting me diamonds

>>730878592
>>730878376
last pic /b/ going to the bar

>>730879052
cum for us my dude

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>>730879140

>>730878838
You're flooding your neurotransmitters with drugs. Don't try that "it's a plant" bullshit. You fucking junkie

>>730879140
Getting some positive reinforcement before trying to get fucked tonight. I like it.

>>730879140
dont be a stranger if that you leaving OP post more in the fututre

>>730862375
brush my teeth

>>730879140
Why? Gonna get dick?

>>730879204
Just finger yourself, it'll take less than a min for a gif. Come on babe, you know you're wet.

>>730879204
Something in your ass before you go?

>>730879325
so wet from posting nudes of myself that make me look like shit xD mhm.

>>730879378
you are a pain in my ass, does that count?

>>730879289
hun I already got it

>>730879417
No, unless I actually get to fuck it And I would

>>730879504
From who

>>730879386
Bruh you dont look like shit. Errone in this thread would tap that in a heartbeat. You look good.

>>730879386
At least show that hole :)

>>730879550
:$

>>730879628
who fuckrd you? asshole ps

>>730879710
op gone?

>>730879879
Looks like it. Goodbye forever OP, love youuuuuuuuu

Bye op, find ya later. West coast Canada confirmed.

>>730880540
How can you confirm

>>730872114
noice!

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why would you expose yourself like this without even earning money?
do you have a good relationship with your parents?
do you intend to have children in the future?

legit questions

Can you bring a guy home from the bar for us?

Bump for more

>>730881796

>>730881796
Sounds like OP has gone to the bar. Nothing left but /b/ros with /b/oners

>>730862375
When I wake up in the morning I'm usually feeling like P Diddy.

>>730882042
Bros with boners
/b/'s new slogan?

Anyone get her contact info

>>730882655
She added one dude on snapchat but only because he provided his name, she never gave hers

>>730882932
fuck
wonder if he'll post it for us
did she say if she'll make more threads

>>730882932
Nope not that I read. She seemed to enjoy posting though so who knows.

>>730883170
meant to reply to
>>730883046

>>730883170
guess we should just make weed threads and see if she appears

>>730879283
do you not eat breakfast?

>>730883611
Yeah. She plays as peach on mariokart so I deem her peachchan unless someone has a better name.

>>730883803
I think that's taken but usually it takes several threads of posts to give a girl a chan name

Is my autism showing yet?

>>730884056
fag

>>730884443
k

Clean your nasty ass glass

>>730862510
something tells me you should be in /adv/ during this, er, troubling time in your life

>>730878783
Finger bum

burn outs need to fucking die

>>730885968
This

Wake, Bake, piss, then plan out my day.

Love waking up at like 6am and toking up before anybody around me is even up or functioning.