I got this girl totally drunk in my toilets. What should I do ?

Experts say that all women need is a bowl of eggs.

>>730856364
timestamp that shit

Kiss her until she pukes in your mouth
Then swallow

>>730856364
Poop on head

>>730856364
Why's your toilet paper fuckin blue?

>>730856364
Drown that bitch then rape

>>730856516
this

>>730856364
fake

>>730856476
+1

>>730856364
get her naked

>>730856541
Because I love to feel my anus swimming in a blue ocean

Mike no

>>730856563
Rape,
then drown,
then rape again...

>>730856464
oh fuck i was about to say it

>>730856364
timestamp on her forehead,or gtfo

Keep on dreaming

be kind, do you best to make her feel better...

just shove your dick somewhere in her and post pics..

We're going to bed, but i need to know what to do

>>730856364
Keep the hair out of her mouth and when she's done let her sleep in your bed if you haven't arranged anywhere else for her to sleep.

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In bed, ideas ?

>>730857263
>>730856914
These are good people, listen to them anon.

>>730857558
Yes, thanks for asking. The answer is simple.
Post pics of tits.

>>730857558
How about just letting her sleep?

>>730857558
Let her sleep, take care till she's sober.

just let her sleep it off

WE NEED TIMESTAMP

i care a lot about this girl, but she only calls me when she's drunk

>>730856364
Strip her naked, take a massive shit all over her and the bed. Pull duvet back up and let her sleep

>>730857558
"/b/" on forehead. with the quotation marks

>>730857842
>TIMESTAMP
I donno what timestamp is

>>730857558
Have a trashcan or something close, she might puke. Also, make sure she's lying on her side, like in the pic, never face up

>inb4 cuck

Err... I mean... TITS OR GTFO or something

>>730856364
Be op ask what to do
Be op does nothing anyone suggests
Be op be a troll

>>730857558
idk, finger her and take pictures or something

FUCK EGGS FEED HER GRAHAM CRACKERS

>>730857558
get blanket off her first post results

>>730857558
get in bed with her, cuckfag...

>>730857982
Write on paper todays date

>>730857558
Cum glue her eyes shut then wake her up 3 hours later and film it, upload it to /b/

>>730858363
i do not want to sleep with a girl with a his breath smelled of alcohol

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>>730856364
If dubs, then let her sleep undisturbed all night and make her a nice cooked breakfast in the morning (including eggs and bacon).

>>730858461
what for ?

>>730857558
Let her sleep, you take the couch. Check on her in a while to make sure she didn't choke on her puke in bed.

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>>730856364

>>730858662
To prove it's not fake...

CHECK THIS

>>730858506
>permavirgin confirmed

She'll probably be down for it. Just don't kiss her. Climb in bed with her, see what she does, if she freaks out tell her it's your bed and she can get the fuck out of it.

>>730858884
Jump in bed with her n see how she reacts. Will she respond when you talk to her or is she totally out of it?

>>730858943
She slowly responds if i talk louder

>>730858568
This means you post pics of her OP
>>730856364

>>730858884
post her cooter

I think im gonna roll another one, get to bed and fuck her in the morning.

>>730859068
Dude if she's responding be like "Why are you in my bed?" See what she says back.

>>730859393
OP confirmed for faggot who won't deliver

kys mate she'll get up in the morning way too hungover to fuck by the look of it. It's now or never. If she climbed in your bed like that she prob wants it

>>730858884
evaluate: possible future fuck? then stay chill. It will never get better than this? check for xanax, break half pill, give with water and have your way

>>730859441
she knows she's in my bed, she wants me closer, wondering what for...

>>730856364
That's a dude

>>730859521
>>730858884
>Girl wasted on toilet, then on bed
>She prolly wants that

lol

>>730859607
bro if you dont do something you will regret forever. trust me on this.. just dont fkn rape her

>>730859636
Ur a gigantic pussy mate

>>730856364
RAPE

>>730859607
Ok get closer then jesus how much more do u need to hear

Sage this thread faggot OP isn't going to deliver.

>>730859703
im not going to rape her
but when im gettin high i like to do weird things

>>730858568
Where's the potatoes? Frickin Euros.

Kill her

>>730859736
Are you Roosh V?

Post face I think I know her

>>730856464
TOP K E K
that's what I thought at first

>>730856364
Hold her hair back before she pukes all over herself and your bathroom. Geeze think long term.

Fuck her in the butthole cmon and send sum noods

Go to the kitchen and get a nice tall glass of water with ice, go to the bedroom and be really sweet and gentle and say sorry to wake you but thought you would be thirsty, When she sits up to drink the water then lightly touch her back in a loving way so she gets used to contact and see how she react. When she drinks situate her hair so it's behind her ears and she feels taken care of. When she lays back down lay behind her and put an arm around her... if she starts grinding her booty on you then you're in...

>>730860265
What are you planning to do with that? I'm curious

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RIP OUT HER LUNGS

>>730860265
what the fuck OP? are you a girl? why do you have a dildo at hand?

>>730860377
This is actually a well planned, reasonably respectful strategy, I endorse this

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??

>>730860265
taking the right steps I see..

>>730860484
>he doesnt dildo his boypucci
lmao, fucking faggot

>>730860484
Im not a girl but I have a lot of sex toys. Not all for me. And Im not gay but I used to use it with girls.

>>730860377
I was going to also say maybe bring her a big comfy t-shirt to put on, that way she'll probably take her bra off and just be there in her panties. Less obstacles that way.

>>730856364
Pull her head out.

Tits?

>>730860645
im not going to do anything wrong, that's just for the /b/ and even if she wakes up she will be glad to have this close to her mouth, trust me

>>730860265
Guys,we are witnessing something great today.Someone please screencap this later,so future generations can witness it too

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I can tell this is gonna turn out lame.
>sage

>>730860265
touch her lips with your fingers, if it flies, stick a finger in her mouth. if that works too, pull pants down and do your dick. post pics

>>730860919
Would you want me to do the same if it was your mom in my bed insteaf of her ?

>>730861047
yes, as long as you posted the pics

So are we gonna see sum fuk? Or nah?

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Roll

>>730861047
oh,come on,stop it anon,fucking mom jokes,what are you,12 y/o?

there is something i did not tell ya guys, im her little brother...

>>730857681
>>730857766
>>730858032
>>730858820
>>730860285

cucks

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Ich would fuck all ya grandmommys

Cum on her face

>>730856364
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE WHERE DID YOU GET BLUE TOILET PAPER I THOUGHT THAT STOPPED BEING MADE IN THE 80S WTF ANNON

>>730861194
gtfo spanks

>>730861209
it was not a joke, it was to make him realize that people who care about this girl would not bad things happen to her, like he probaby does not want his mom be hurt

>>730861397
>>730861397
>>730861397
>>730861397
>>730861397

Wake her up and ask her 'Excuse Me (Insert Bitches Name), Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?'

>>730861397
lol

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>>730861397
we need to know

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>>730861515
This

>>730861515
omg... im gonna do this, what to say then if she agrees?!

>>730861448
Who gives a shit you fucking pussy, we want to see sum fuk

haha include me in the /r/4chan screencap

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Floralys. ITS european tp. We come closer anon

>>730861584
i made it myself, im one of the last toiler paper handmade artisan

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>>730861590
at that point she wont be able to say much with your cock 2cm down her throat.

You need to baptise her with your holy water op.

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>>730856464
Kek

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>>730861783
You just had to give this away to the newfags didnt you. you couldnt just let this one slide, could you?

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I found it, its german tp.

>toilets
why do you have more than one?

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>>730861736
teach me master senpai.

OP, you're trashing a good thread by being a pussy ass shit.

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do something op. we are losing people in here

>>730862011
one for pee and one for poo.

OP, deliver the pics

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OP Go for it

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>>730862031
fuck off, Randy Bobandy

>>730862106
like a public restroom?

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You should go to the store and feed her a block of this stufff. she wont remember a thing

Jerk off onto her face

>>730861590
talk about out lord and savior jesus?

That's it.I'm going to screencap this

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>>730862400
Put me in the screenshot daddy xox

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>>730862400

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>>730860265

>>730862317
ok

>>730862400
why? "Another day OP was a fag"?

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Gotcha

Raep is the only correct answer, OP!

>>730856364
leave her alone asshole.

Is op kill?

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>>730862717
fuck is wrong with you.

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if dubs op is faggot and abandon thread.

praise kek

>>730856364
get her out of your toilets

>>730862317
Absolute faggot

>>730862631
gg ezpz

>>730862717
gtfo cuck!!

>>730856364
Face fuck her. Make her gag that vomit back up on your cock.

If she just drank beer and shes not a fat cow, then she'll just puke back up that beer.

>>730862620

This

>>730856364
Rip OP

>>730862983
uh oh "alpha" alert. i hope that redpill is made of cyanide

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>>730863057
My dick is now hard as a fucking diamond, please do this OP

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>>730863191
>people still saying alpha as if it means a shit
>mfw

>>730863249
>
bump

>>730863317
alfalfa

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>>730863317
mfw you try to play it cool as if you're not rampaging in you basement.

DO SOMETHING ALREADY THIS IS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OP DONT BE A FAG AND DO SOMETHING THIS IS GIVING ME ANXIETY

>>730862317
f

>>730858884
Stuck your cock on her face

Op, do you have a Halloween mask?

don't you fukwits undertstand that op is out of pictures?

drown her in the toilet

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>>730863465

>>730857669
>>730857766
>>730858032
>>730858820
betafags

>>730857681

take her to the basement and duck tape her hands and ankles. And then go to sleep. Wait for her screams to wake you.

>>730858884
op is a cool dude

Maybe the OP Passout to

OP is a cheeky bastard lol

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>>730862317

>>730863781
Despite that this genuine and OP is just busy guzzling his cum to post?

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>>730862317

POST OP,GODDAMMIT.WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

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>>730862317

You have to eat all the eggs

>>730864634
sauce?

>>730864634
Disgusting?

>>730862317
Don't

>>730864634
whew

dat looks like real rape

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>>730863887

op please,i want to sleep,fucking post something already,so we all can laugh,i can finish this fucking screencap and go to sleep finally

>>730865254
Seriously, stop fucking around and finish this thread. You're wasting our fucking time.

>>730865254
Same

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OP OP OP OP OP OP !!!!!!!111!1!!!

Fuck this shit

OP pls

Fuck you OP.I'm done.Its your fault that i will post this screencap unfinished tomorrow.Fuck you

>>730856364
Flush.

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OP is a nigger

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According to shrek there is only one thing you can do when a situation like this arises.

>>730866289
impressive.

>>730866530
ok

Get in here

>>730865284

>>730866530
Accurate

>>730864905
No it doesn't. She isn't even resisting.

>>730866530
oh look,another faggot

>>730866863
>Bait

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Just do what this motherfucker did

>>730856364
Inb4flush?

>>730856364
Pic of her feet?

>>730864634
They probably saved her life by raping her.
It looks like she had water in her lounge which they pumped out, by accident

>>730866959
It's not bait.

I reject the notion that girls magically turn into children who can't be held accountable for their behavior while intoxicated.

They are held accountable for drunk driving, they should be held accountable for fucking while drunk. Those men are clearly not forcing her.

>>730867855
I'll take the bait. Her body is limp and she's puking all over the place, it doesn't get any less consensual than that.

>>730856364
Rape

>>730867958
You don't know that. It could have been her idea to have sex.

>>730856364
>What should I do ?
Her clothes should be removed for her safety.

>>730868037
And if someone takes her phone she may have wanted to gift it away!

OP is fag? OP is fag

>>730856364
move her, take shit but don't flush. replace her. set up camera for response