Tell me one good thing that happened to you in the last week,

Saw my gf for the 3rd time, good times

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>>730848808

I found a cute pepe I kinda like.

Show me the worst of 4chan.

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>>730849017
all I have is this brutal gator attack

>>730848808
I went outside yesterday

>>730848808
Learned I can attend my brothers college graduation next month

>>730850101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOREuj10xU

>>730848808
The weather was fantastic on my days off, so I rode my motorcycle all over the place.

>>730848808
I shot a 39 out of 40 qualifying with my M4.
>fuck knows where that last shot landed

>>730850101
me too, not easy some days

>>730850367
right on

>>730850433
congrats anon

>>730850433
Nice.

I hated having to shoot the M9 as part of pre-deployment training. I can't stand that piece of shit. I'd be more effective throwing it at the target.

The wholesomeness in this thread is off the charts

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I was inspired by this post to test a hypothesis from yesterday that if I watch the Blind Melon video with the bumblebee girl it might give me the shove I need to finally kill myself. Thx, OP.

>>730850607
I find it's good to find reasons to do it. Walking to the store for some knickknacks or snacks. Walking the dog instead of taking him out back. Drive by on some weak niggas from the next block over. Just little things, you know what I mean?

>>730850866
I know exactly what you mean.

also
>>730850866
>>730850633
>>730850433
checked

>>730850824
well did it?

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nothing happened. just bad things.

>>730848808
Uh..senpai has talked to me some

>>730852290
She thinks im pretty weird but eh

>>730852164
It's ok next week will be better

I got an A on my biology final.

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>>730852793

Theyre really not. Its been many weeks now, months and years. I am old, tendies basement style.

But thanks.

>>730848808
I don't know how to feel about that image, OP.

This week was tiring. Im just glad its over

>>730848808
I finished reading JoJo part 4, it was top tier

got a job offer from R&D
and finished a project in another department (R&D SAP solutions)

>>730853592
>>730852881
congrats

>>730852164
sorry to hear that anon

>>730853112
Learn a language

I finished my MRSA antibiotics. They made me shit/vomit a decent amount.

>>730849497
Those wolves looks brutal

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>>730853788
more brutal than this?

also checked

>>730850866
Of course anon. Heck if you can do it all in one big trip it feels like an accomplishment

>

>>730853901
Poor doggo. Nature is savage

>>730854001
27?

>>730854001
best greentext I've seen all week

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>>730848808
Good? I got your good right here, cocksucker.

I went out this week and sucked a dick. It was terrible. I don't think I'm nearly as gay as I thought I was. Like, hardly gay. Maybe not even at all gay.

I'm getting drunk now to cope with how mind-bogglingly awfully I've lived the last decade of my life and how I've grown old without bothering to figure out the most rudimentary of things about myself short of making big fat fucking assumptions.

"Good news", he says. Holy shit, commence to drinking

>>730848924
>Saw my gf for the 3rd time

What the fuck does this even mean?

>>730854240
sorry to hear that anon. but on the bright side, at least you learned something about yourself.

>>730854240
>not sucking the dick you want to suck
well that was a big miss steak

i bought some dank weed yesterday, buying some more tomorrow

>>730854619
did you pay more than $40 for it?

>>730854680
bought £20 worth yesterday, and buying another £30 worth tomorrow. so i guess so

>>730854847
sounds like a good deal though. good to hear you didn't get ripped off.

>>730854915
£10 a gram where i am dude. Makes it an extra special occasion when i manage to get ahold of some uk cheese

>>730854240
> I don't think I'm nearly as gay as I thought I was. Like, hardly gay. Maybe not even at all gay.
This is what happens when kids grow up fapping to traps. They suck dick because they don't know if they like dick.

>>730848808
Nothing good has happened to me this week.
>I got my first job for 2 years then declined the offer because I was worried my anxiety was gonna get really bad again.
>I didn't get invited to a mate's stag do that's happening tomorrow even though we used to be bandmates and shit.
>I've got out of bed at 4pm earliest because my depression has got really bad again for the first time in 6 months.
Now I'm drinking 3 bottles of wine because fuck this week.

>>730855450
sorry to hear that anon, hope shit improves

I had sex for the first time in 3 years

>>730855978
how was it?

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>>730855423
Who're you calling a kid? Traps aren't my bag, jack... this is some new bloody fad on /b/ anywho. I grew up practically my whole life with a sneaking suspicion that I might, in fact, like cock. Well over two decades later, I discover, lo and behold, I'm pretty sure I was wrong.

To take yer traps and shove em, pal. I'm going three sheets to the wind tonight

>>730853112
This has a 90's TV cartoon vibe.

>old, tendies basement style
Learn to ride a motorcycle. I'm not saying get a Harley (not a fan, honestly), but get something you can comfortably wander on.

>>730850321
Is that some Open Mike Eagle on my /b/. Hell yeah, man. Real rap isn't dead yet!

>>730855623
It's nice when people are nice.
I am thankful for you being nice.
You seem like a cool person.
All the best to you.

>>730848808
I was working on a firepit i'd been digging and i moved one of the slabs which was like veritcal and there was like a whole ant colony behind it, like a cross section of the tunnels with loads of ants inside it, I had one of the worst weeks of my life like totally dreadful but seeing those ants working away made me happy for some reason. yeah.