Rekt bread

>>730846673
>>730846866
darwin at his best

>>730846703
Story?

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>>730846673
Best Darwin Award recipient ever!

>>730846673
i don't get it, did he get his head cut off or what?

>>730847168
in china if you dont kill someone in a car accident you need to pay their medical bills, most drivers kill someone they hit if the accident didn't cause death to save money

>>730847353
i guess he ran into the rotor blade

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>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad

>>730847353
Running into a helicopter blade... Of course he got decapitated.

>>730847367
reminds me when you have to kill a horse because it broke its leg

>>730847545
I watched it like 6 times and I just see a faggot falling down lol

>>730847606
kinda but this one isn't for putting them outta their misery, it's to stop you from getting miserable cuz the medical bills

>>730847367
kek

>>730847698
they hit a power line didnt they

>>730847864
no, its mustard gas

>>730847553
Story?

>>730846703
comeon america just wipe out china. no one will miss it.

>>730847619
>>730847652
I've never seen that. Thanks 4 the upload.

>>730847716
"aw man this poor bastard, well i dont want to pay for him though" *stab*

>>730847406
wtf why

>>730848185
kek

>>730847353
I don't think it decapited him, but he definately got de-brained

>>730847669

If you look closely you can just a bit of pink mist just before he falls. He doesn't get decapitated, but the top of his gets smashed.

>>730846613
What s the story on this

>>730848255
"what do you mean the phone repair costs $300? fuck this im out"

>>730848322
>>730848388
chirst you guys must have eagle eyes

But i like subtle gore better than explicit one anyways, gives much better chills

>>730847367
funniest part is it actually sounds like a reasonable explanation for Chinkistan

Can I phone gag get some gifs

>>730846503
>spotter backs of
>redshirted spotter doesn't provide any support
srsly why are people so fucking shitty?

>>730847619
That poor fucking horse. It wasn't his fault he was being ridden by a Spanish cunt.

>>730847931
Guy runs into fire

>>730847698
It was good of him to indicate when driving away. Really thoughtful and courteous. What a nice guy.

>>730846613
Out of all the rekt threads I've seen..
This shit is fuckt up fam

>>730848873
that vid has been on near every rekt thread ive seen

>>730847698
Think he'll be ok?

>>730846866
OUUUUUCH

>>730847698
>>730847864
>they hit a power line didnt they
yep, faggots could have disconnected him with a piece of wood (a broom, shovel handle, 2X4 or something) or given him a quick kick with rubber soled shoes - although he probably would have been dead anyways.

>>730846673
Fucking hell. Even I know not to approach a helicopter from uphill.

>>730849217
He couldn't have survuved that. But I'm surprised the other two guys got away. usually the muscles in the hands are clenching immediately. Maybe the one victim just acted as a conduit and "saved" the other two fools

>>730849133
lol, i havent.

Guess im just a newfag

>>730848572
>implying spotters can do anything if the weight suddenly slips from your hands
there is no one with reflexes that quick, that's why 99% of all gym fatalities occur while benching.

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>>730847979

>>730848959
All of these vids are what 95% of recent rekt threads are. The exception being the horse and bull one, which is new(I haven't seen it yet) must be a sin to post OC or new content ever

>>730849360
>He couldn't have survuved that.
I know a couple linesmen, you'd be surprised what people can occasionally survive, although more often than not you're dead once you hit the line at those voltages.
>Maybe the one victim just acted as a conduit and "saved" the other two fools
Yep, he was the path of least resistance. But the others were far from safe if they hadn't let go quickly.

>>730849389
they can spot with hands under the bar.....

>>730849389
Pretty sure they're supposed to have their hands cupped and ready.

>>730849771
Nah that's too hard. Just stand there like a dummy watching.

>>730849771
not at those weights: if your muscles are not fully tensed, it will just slam your hands down without absorbing too much force.

if it comes to commoto cordis (which doesn't even require all that much force) - you're done. or if your sternum/ribs shatter and impale your heart/main blood vessels.

spotters for serious weight can only help if you fail the lift in a controlled matter, with slips like that only safeties or luck can save you.

>>730847493
This guy gives story in post, Be like this guy.

>>730847698
Why weren't they wearing Rubber gloves and shoes?

>>730850279
you'd think there would be abetter system by now to prevent accidents like this. Idk, like straps taht suddenly straighten out when the weight gos down too fast (like seatbelts)

>>730849589
>AreYouKiddingMeCarl?.jpg
that horse video was around when Moses wore short pants.
The airplane one is new. >>730846640

>>730850710
It's almost as though they weren't expecting to walk it into a high voltage power line.

>>730850739
Or even a simple metal cage to swing over the chest when lifting excessive weights like this.

>>730846640
>be me
>Blind
>decide it's a good idea to enter a flying show
>Have I ever flown a plane?
>I've never even seen a plane.
>Feel self start moving
>Sudden stop
>Either this is flying, or I hit something.
>Oh Shit.jpg
>Their fault
>Shouldn't let blind people fly.

>>730850992
Safety. If you're doing stupid shit like this, and there are power lines even remotely close, take precautions. There are like 800 of these videos I've seen. You'd think they'd learn to not be retards

rollerino

>>730848321
to be "de-brained", you need a brain to begin with

>>730847979
No nerve gas. They were electrocuted.

>>730850739
There are, either safety bars or chains - but people don't use them because "what's the worst that could happen." Occasionally accidents like this show the safety gear that would have prevented them just standing in the background unused.

Even experienced spotters are of limited use when something happens so quick - and usually it does.

>>730850710
You can see the current burning trough his rubber soles at first before he goes spastic. At extremely high voltages not even rubber gear will save you - especially if you're standing on the ground as opposed to being up on the pole. Still, they could have given him a couple hard kicks and I doubt the current would have time to burn trough them - especially with him being the ground. downside of that - if they slip and hit the metal: they're toast too.

>>730851373
??? This isn't a fap Roulette thread...

ALSO>>730851111

>>730851234
>Safety

China.

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>>730851136
>Or even a simple metal cage to swing over the chest when lifting excessive weights like this.
That would be a bit overkill and would prevent you from doing the exercise properly, the existing systems work great - if you bother to use them.

>>730851158
Fucking niggers are so stupid

>>730848255
I've heard that he made a bet he could stay standing for ten seconds after taking a bullet to the heart

>>730846866
Don't hit the gas don't hit the-
>*CRRRRRACK*
Oh man ya did it now you silly clown!
>(laugh track)

>>730847931
Don't take drugs near fires

>>730851839
I read in another thread that the guy was heartbroken or something and comitted suicide in front of someone to get back at as protest

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>>730851424

>>730852095
with the bet explanation it was said he started a timer on the phone before placing it on the counter

but who the fuck knows

>>730847168

If he lives the guys gotta pay his medical bills for the rest of his life.

If he dies, one off funeral cost

>>730852189
lmao well that must have been one hell of a bet then some "play this bet with us and if you win your family will not get killed" shit

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>>730847931
Nigga how retarded are you

>>730850123
this
>>730849389
>there is no one with reflexes that quick
keep yours hand under the bar and always be prepared for the full force of the weight if the person benching fails. only need to keep your hands an inch under to negate the added weight momentum gives.

those two sacks of shit should be charged and imprisoned for manslaughter. even just a single man standing behind could've prevented that death.

>>730851431
>Still, they could have given him a couple hard kicks
that's retarded. you'll get yourself electricuted if you try this shit

you have to put a fucktonne of momentum capable of pushing not only the victim but yourself out of the currents reach.
otherwise you'll just electricute yourself and there'll be two fried dummies stinking up the place rather than just one.

>>730846866
This is what happens when you don't understand physics, or have a fucking common sense.

Totally deserve it

>>730847493
thanks for the story anon

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>>730850279
Are you retarded?
>uhhhh the spotters couldn't keep their hands under the bar in case he slips they were just there to look at him

>>730852402
>keep yours hand under the bar and always be prepared for the full force of the weight if the person benching fails.
yeah that's why that approach fails to prevent serious injury in the vast majority of cases where the weight suddenly slips - even with the most experienced spotters.

>even just a single man standing behind could've prevented that death.
top kek: in order to be ready to catch that weight you would need to interfere with the lifter in such a way that makes accidents much more likely. and yeah, catching ~240kg in an almost upright row position is fucking easy and you can totally still hang on to that weight even if it breaks your wrists.

>>730846866
>fat woman rushes in to help but only makes it worse
>second fat woman rushes in making it worser still

Top kek. Hopefully the paramedics weren't fat women.

>>730851262
MOTHERFUCKER

>>730847553
This shit makes me laugh every time idk why
Guy had to have been high as fuck

>>730852597
I'm assuming they're wearing thick rubber soled boots. That could (or not, I said it was very risky) give just enough protection for it to work. I'd only try it if the guy owed me a ton of cash.

>>730852997
Fuck off, mate. Go try spotting someone lifting that much weight with a suicide grip and see how well you'd be able to pull that off. The spotters can only really help if you manage to hold onto the weight and control it at least somewhat. That's why they call it suicide grip.

>>730853216
Not sure why she thought she could counter 8000 pounda.

>>730847652
I can't express how sad watching this made me and I don't even like horses

>>730853413
orthopedic surgery tends look pretty medieval like that. you need to be able to swing a hammer for that job.

>>730846503
Did he dead?

>>730853479
lol wat?

If the spotters can't hold the weight, why the fuck are they even stood there? To add decoration?

>>730853602
As the tile says, the show must go on even if a dancer has a seizure.

>>730853479
kekekek wtf???

>>730853700
Looks like a stroke or seizure to me

>>730853425
The spotters were there to ease some weight off of him if it fell on his chest. Nobody's saying they could lift it off of him, you moron. They're there to make the situation not as lethalin the event of a slip

Now PLEASE die you inbred dumbass. I'm blown away by your idiocracy

>>730853602
>>730853700
I heard she had a seizure from the lights.

>>730853652
For the 3rd time:
>The spotters can only really help if you manage to hold onto the weight and control it at least somewhat.
Or if you're pushing baby weight and the spotters are a lot stronger than you: but where the fuck are you going to find spotters that are a lot stronger than guys competing for the regional/national/whatever title.

>>730847493

laughed at the dance part a little too much

>>730853918
So why didn't the spotters have their hands anywhere near the bar?

No matter how you cut this, the spotters were useless cunts.

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>>730847493
Shit anon. Thanks for the story. Heres a cute girl for ya, free of charge.

>>730853602
>>730853685

The thing is, if something happens on stage (I work in theatre) teh actors are trained to go on, no matter what.

We've had actors faint, scenery collapse, patrons die (this happens more often that you would imagine) The actors keep on going unless told otherwise by stage management.

>>730854072
lol that is insane

>>730854324
wow life is so fucked up.

>>730854205
It's a weird thing to see stage hands manhandling a corpse out while a show is in full swing.

>>730846731
kek'd

>>730854072
Kinda weird since I doubt the audience would still be focused on the actual show at that point.

>>730853770
>They're there to make the situation not as lethalin the event of a slip
They are there to make a controlled failure safe and TRY to do something about an uncontrolled slip - which (as I am saying this whole time) is very fucking unlikely - and almost every time they fail at that even when they are very experienced and strong. Again: they don't call it a fucking suicide grip for nothing, that shit has killed more people in the gym and on the platform than anything else.

>The spotters were there to ease some weight off of him if it fell on his chest.
Even if they manage to absorb half the force - half of 250kg is enough to cause lethal damage.
Once the bar hits the sternum - the damage is mostly done. If he is not mortally injured at that point then he will probably be alright.

Bottom line: if you're not using bands/chains or bars, you're just asking for this shit.

>I'm blown away by your idiocracy
You're blown away by my rule trough foolishness? Go read a book and maybe lift some weights.

>>730850893
Airplane isnt new either

>>730851158
Dude took it like a fucking champ

>>730854072
Lel maybe in whatever ridiculous non-union community theatre you work in. If someone in the company or in the house has a medical emergency, nobody is going to distract first responders by continuing the fucking show while everybody pretends not to notice. Equity would have their fucking heads.

>>730846866

What the fuck did she think was going to happen?

>muh equal pay

>>730854015
>No matter how you cut this, the spotters were useless cunts.
I'm not saying that those are the best spotters ever, far from it. But even if they did everything right they still would have been able to do very little to save him.

The lifters technique is to blame first and foremost, then the organizer for not supply safety gear, then the spotters.

>>730847698
Nerve gas?

>>730854567
They don't have unions in Korea..

>>730847979
They must've been practicing that dance for years to get the timing down so well

>>730853455
this is the most fucked thing ive seen this month. source?

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>>730846866
when one of the rescuers running up to save your already cooling corpse, has only one arm...etc

>>730854515
He can do the worm

>>730851158
Explanation?

>>730854435
that dudes hair is fucking weird

>>730854567
No, a national company you retard. I guess you're from the USA of litigation?

Things are a bit different in the UK. The theatre here has some archaic customs.

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>>730854813
Classic old school vs new school.

>>730854509
The sort of people who perform on stage are such massive narcissists they genuinely believe everyone is glued to them and only them.

>>730854813
That was satisfying.

>>730847406
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>730855069
Maybe, but still, their training tells them to carry on no matter what.

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>>730853479
pfffffff

>>730855172
You'd have to be really braindead to actually carry on

>>730855025
amerifag culture happenings in africa.

>>730854509
Dead patron are usually left in their seats until the end or interval. To be honest, most aren't found until it seats are pretty much cleared. You get a lot of elderly people coming by themselves.

>>730847493
I'm glad I watched this before reading the story. It's funnier in my head because I imagined the man was robbing the store and the the cashier an hero'ed to save him the effort.

>>730855172
>their training

You mean the director yelling at them and the idea of being fired.

The spotter was th e main reason why th e bar fell they did not have a spotter watching over but two guys on the side the guy on the right started to lift on one end which causes the imbalance that lead to dropping the bar

>>730855380
But that's what they're trained/told to do.

The show must go on.

It actually takes a lot of composure to carry on when it's all going to shit around you.

In one play I saw huge parts of the scenes collapse, and in a fight scene one of the actors was actually knocked out cold.

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>>730854577
her at the end

>>730847619
>>730847652
was honestly watching in empathy with that first one but I thought the second one was pretty badass tbh

>>730847553
did he killt?

>>730853413
some surgeries can be pretty barbaric like that.
like when you get your wisdom teeth pulled

>>730847553
>acid
>harmless

>>730854324
topjej

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>>730851424
wtf do you think all the smoke is dummy?

>>730855597
>the guy on the right started to lift on one end

No he fucking doesn't you stupid blind cunt.

>>730855837
Fuck i gotta get mine taken out soon.

>>730854401
Justice was served that day

>>730855751
>But that's what they're trained/told to do.
Sure, and only a braindead zombie would actually do it.

>>730854401
BEGONE THOT

How does he not I saw it pretty clearly I lift all the time Mr keyboard warrior I think I know what bad spotting looks like

>>730854401
Diminished responsibility. That was the denoument of a lifetime of emotional abuse. Good for him

>>730851792
well what do you think happened to you soon after birth you yank cut fag faggot?

>>730847979
It's a good thing they all let go. They could have gotten seriously hurt if they held on any longer.

>>730851228
>thinking this is real

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>>730855022

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>>730854577
>Filename

>>730855597
>the guy on the right started to lift on one end
Nope, the lifter was just starting to get it up slightly uneven.

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>>730847493
>>parents break into interpretive dance
superior posting.
Thanks anon.

>>730856013
>I saw it pretty clearly

You're fucking blind. You didn't see shit you stupid cunt.

>>730855948
That was in Korea. If they don;t do their jobs whatever it is, it could mean family members being killed or even getting killed themselves.

>>730851158
How did the jews get Africa? America got Kellog

>>730856136
?

>>730855172
>But Romeo isn't supposed to die until Act V
>Nigger do I look like I give a shit? You go out there and seduce that corpse.

>>730856013
>How does he not I saw it pretty clearly I lift all the time
If you did, then you would know the dimension of an Olympic bar. His hands were at least a couple cm from the bar. Also learn to fucking quote posts.

>>730856168

They all have the same tit size. Is this a social-psychological thing, where we befriend those that look/act the same?

>>730856135
Heuheuheuheuheuheuehue

>>730856174
Oh my god dude chill honestly normal people don't throw a fit and talk shit unless they trying to compensate for something

>>730853880
Can confirm.
I had an ex with epilepsy.
She didn't have them because of photo sensitivity though, they were more stress induced. looks just like the seizures she had.

They weren't usually dangerous just harsh and confusing for her, so everyone else just continuing wasn't that surprising especially if everything they've worked for was riding on this one gig.

>>730856202
>it could mean family members being killed or even getting killed themselves
over some faggy dance show? lol it isnt north korea dumbass

>>730856247
What's there to explain: the spotter wasn't touching the bar. The lifter just got his left arm up farther than the right before failing: making it kinda look like the spotter nudged it up.

>>730854324
Whaaat?!

>>730854401
ya know what? she swung first, and no judge is going to find him guilty. And that's the right decision here - how many lick does it take, am i right?

>>730856389
Shut the fuck up you stupid blind cunt.

>>730854435
that dog needs putting down as well, it just watchs at 12 seconds then runs away

>>730856405
I said it was Korea, I did not say which Kore. Don;t assume.

>>730846613
I don't think this is real honestly it can't be

>>730851262
I want to kill this fucker

>>730855046
>I guess you're from the United States of America of litigation?

I thought you guys were supposed to be better than us at words.

>>730856512
Again with the insults bro lmao youre pathetic

>>730856479
Cab you guys just fucking drop the shit about the bar. Your killing a good rekt thread. Take your fucking debate to /pol.. Fucking jerks,..

>>730856564
people dont get killed over dance shows in south korea

>>730856687
>Fucking jerks
lel

>>730850279
You're a fucking idiot and have never lifted in your life if you think those two idiots were spotting properly. Also even if they couldnt keep the weight up on their own, they'd still put up enough resistance to decrease the force applied by a drop of the barbell alone

>what is impulse

>>730856649
>Again with the insults
>youre pathetic

How does a blind man like you even type so quickly? Do you dictate to your boyfriend?

I'm sorry bro they just can't accept th e truth

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>>730856697
It could be North, how the fuck do you know which Korea it is?

>>730856799
Just keep on going bruh youd stop think you're pretty fucking funny if your pussy was met me

>>730854813
Holy shit, that's one bad dude.

>>730853479
Asian aren't human beings

>>730856950
You both need to stop and just walk away.

>>730856902
Look at that pussy at the 3 second mark - gotta sucker punch the man to get a hand up.

Any like, really deserved rekts? I've only seen a few before.

>>730854049
that's a dude

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>>730856843

>>730857147
my dick cares not.

>>730856294
Yeah, it's not widely known but before deciding to be friends girls usually go somewhere private, show each other their tits, and then decide on tit compatibility before proceeding. Depicted is a very well balanced friend group of equally titted girls.

>>730855879
The smoke was inside of them. they were all holding sic bong rips

>>730856950
I'm sorry do you speak English?

>>730857238
Fucking auto correct bro

>>730846503
>leveraged the weight to far off his wrist
>1 out of 3 spotters in position
he was doomed the second he put his hands on the bar

>>730857147
Its not a dude. I would give you sauce but you didnt ask.

>>730857338
So you agree that the spotters were not doing their job properly

>>730856083
is it not?

>>730857351
I like dudes so give me sauce please

>>730856768
>You're a fucking idiot and have never lifted in your life if you think those two idiots were spotting properly.
They weren't (like most spotters at smaller meets), but even if they were there was little they could have done.

>they'd still put up enough resistance to decrease the force applied by a drop of the barbell alone
Unlikely that would have saved him, there are accidents where the spotters did everything right and it still wasn't enough.

For fucks sake: it's not that the spotter were great or that a proper spotters can't help a bit with a slip. It's just that slips at those weights usually end up badly if you don't have chains or bars - regardless of how well spotters do.

There is a big difference between theory and practice. Just take a look at videos of similar shit happening at meets with great spotters: still a fucking goreshow.

>>730854515
I can't help but laugh. But dammit, what are the odds???

>>730847545
>>730847484
If u run to a rotor blade like that the blade just break, and the helicopter just cant take off

Thats like scenes like this are just exageraited
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDrYp0LApwU

>>730856639
You're retarded, I said 'USA' not 'United States of America of litigation'

Nice try, faggot.

>>730854435
We all know what was served for dinner that night

>>730857407
nope, but even if they did - he was fucked the second he unracked it.

>>730857589
>what are the odds???
100%

>>730846703
Typical blacks.

>>730857635
Karma is a bitch

>>730847406
>>"You know... If I could do it again, I'd probably pointed it at my head instead."

>>730856083
Being that retarded to think it's fake

>>730849389
>implying spotters can do anything if the weight suddenly slips from your hands

if they do their job properly they can that's the whole point of spotting.

>>730851431
Yeah, even with rubber soled shoes you'd still get electrocuted. You can see in the video the one guy tried to kick him away and backed off pretty quick.

When a power line gets downed its possible to get electrocuted even from the different in potential of the ground, its why linesmen will do kind of a shuffle keeping the knees together. High voltage is scary stuff.

>>730856135
I remember watching that game, shit was cash

>>730856843
lol why you have a cam in my house ???

>>730857656
no three grown ass men who lift could have caught the bar before it even dropped if they were doing their job. clearly you don't know how to spot either.

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>>730851195

>>730854515
god works in mysterious ways

>>730857190
>>730857351
I likes dudes provide sauce. My dick cares not aswel

>>730857589
there is no such thing as coincidence

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>>730851262

>>730846673
love how everyone runs away after like they thought there was a master sniper on the hill

>>730854577
Serves her right

>>730854401
Post the whole fucking webm at least

>>730851764
i lift in the power rack. im lucky though cause when i push my upper back in the bench and lift my sternum the rails are about an inch under my chest so when i hit failure all i need to do is relax my back and lower my chest and the bar hovers above me.

>>730851141
what i want to know is why you think this guy is blind. those are aviator shades meant to block the sun. show me a link otherwise.

>>730854920
That filename XD

>>730856135
ppl are such silly chimps i wanna be a fish

>>730846503
>spotter is wearing weight belt for what?
>lifter isnt wearing any support
>his pelvic thrust is a sign its too much weight for him since hes trying to get into a decline position
>1st spotter backs off immediately
>2nd spotter isnt paying attention for dick
>3rd spotter seems like he actually cares at least enough to help him lift the weight

>>730856135
Am I the only one who thinks they lost on purpose? Everything about how they played just tells me they had no intention of actually winning the game.

>>730858023
And they say niggers are superior to whites

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>>730855841
>topjej
j is next to k
topkek

>>730853599
"During the competition, however, the spotters did not succeed to catch the bar in time. Everything happened very quickly. With the torn diaphragm and broken ribs the sportsman was brought to hospital.

UPDATE: The injury appeared to be fatal. Igor died in hospital from heart concussion."

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>>730853479
Asians dont give a fuck, though in the last second you can see the shadowy figure of death rushing towards her body to search the empty husk for a soul

>>730853596
this, I laughed my ass off at that kid shooting himself in front of his dad, but this just makes me sad.

>>730858430
The guy behind him is who I was referring to... no sited person would not see A FUCKING PLANE

>>730855879
Fuckin electricity frying their bodies

>>730853455
this nibba think he the terminator wit his fuckin ass

>>730851195
no eye or dick torture you demented fucks. id rather watch bones breaking.

>>730854755
yep

>>730858581
A world cup semifinal? IN brazil??? No way, football is like a religion over there.

>>730851424
yep, nerve gas is no joke.

>>730857606
You are fucking stupid. Basic flight deck training teaches you to keep your head down below the rotors at all times. Even with a helmet on the blade will still hit with enough force to split the helmet and your head. Yes it will damage the blade as well but not without spreading your brains all over the flight deck.

>>730858422
>when i push my upper back in the bench and lift my sternum the rails are about an inch under my chest so when i hit failure all i need to do is relax my back and lower my chest and the bar hovers above me.
that's the idea: even if it were to slip - a bruise (from initial contact, if you didn't have the chance to collapse your arch) is better than cracked sternum.

>>730847979
don't you just hate nerve gas...

>>730857845
Thank you

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>>730858819
Which is why it would be perfect for them to take a dive. The way the government treated the people in the favelas in order to "clean up", the amount of money spent on building the stadium while there are record highs of starving and homeless people, the list goes on.

Plus its not uncommon for high level football to actually have predecided matches, its just not talked about because everyone is so passionate about it.

>>730859248
oh shit. wtf??

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>>730859248
Jesus.

>>730846731
>gets stabbed
>attempts to pull out blade even tho its rule 1 not to remove the object if it is lodged because it could be holding the blood back like a dam

>>730859257
>soccer stars making millions are fucking secret revolutionaries (with a retarded plan)
sounds about right

>>730859257
Mate, you're high, they were just completely outclassed, that's all there is to it. Once that second goal was in there was no stopping the german machine.

>>730858226
Cringe

>>730857407
no the spotters where not in place. for a single rep max they should have had their hands just lightly off the bar ready to grab incase of failure. he should have chalked his hands for a firmer grip and above all he have first placed his hands on the bar with the hands life line in line with the bar then rotated his wrists till a line was formed from the middle of the hand down through the wrists. his hands should looked like he just lined the bar up with his knuckles which puts the weight to far forward and risks slipping when using heavy workloads.

>>730859511
Take into consideration that most of those players grew up in those favelas, or favelas like them, and the police just swooped in and cleared them out with deadly force. Just because someone makes millions they dont have to become heartless.

>>730847553
So THIS is the burning man festival everyone's been talking about

>>730858023
dat final crit tho

>>730859578
I just dont see how they could perform that bad all of a sudden

>>730846640
Lel. Honkey shouldve died.

>>730855515

why do niggers behave like this??

>>730860035
They are born fucking attention whores and need to get attention to confirm their existence.

>>730859976
Again, they were outclassed. It happens. Germany had a great fucking team.

>>730854049
Name? Pls

>>730860035
it's like gay parade but for niggers. they aim to manifest they're here, among us and that we should respect them.