What to do now. Why does it look like a monster.

Lift her shirt up more for us?

>>730845493
cause you put fuckin red lines all over it faggot

>>730845493
Why dont you lift your girlfriends?

>>730845740
>>730845610

Anyway

What to do

>>730845610
And pull down those pants. Stick your dick in her and see if you can see if it shows up on the screen

>>730845493
kek

>>730845493
Because it is. Your life is over. Good job, buddy.

>>730845897
The examination is already over idiot.

>>730845919
I am kinda happy but I am so fucking afraid. And fuck you she is not a monster, i am not either, I am just a little retarded manchild.

>>730846043
kek'd

Congratulations OP. You will do fine.

>>730845493
It has a giant benor, you should feel proud

>>730845493
Tits or get the fuck out

>>730845493
OP
> did you knock up Charlize Thereon?

Good fucking job /b/ro

>>730846043
kek

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>inb4 pic related

kill it

>>730845876
Hit on the nurse

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>>730846406
>You will do fine.

Everyone is like this. My mom, sister, friends. How are you so sure? I can't even cook or wash my things, she is doing it all the time, how should I be able to take care of a kid maan I am fraking out. On the other hand I can't wait to play legos with my kid, or teach my son how to play football, or play teaparty with my daughter.

>>730846556
I just googled it that bitch is 41 so no.

>>730846666
We didn't use protection so it won't happen, 100% mine.

>>730845876
get the dad starter pack and improvise from there

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>>730845493

top kek

lets try the dubs!

>>730846931
That would be tough. I hope my genes are not so shit.

Dubs and you train your kid to be Batman.

>>730847244
checked

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>>730846811
Whoa whoa whoa.
> full fucking stop

Are you implying that your chick is superior to Charlize Theron?

for the trips !11

>>730847244
kek I am doing fight workouts at my local gym

If I will win the lottery he or she will be the next vigilante rest assured anon

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>>730847288

>>730847244
So wait. If OP is batmans father doesnt that mean he has to die?
RIP OP

>>730847340
>batman
>dead parents

>>730847290
Of course she is superior she is 21, not a 41 years old grandma

>>730847413
>>730847469
If I can live 8 more years to see my company rise up, having a big castle great gf and then i ddie it was worth for it

>>730847579
She look 41 tho

But Is there anyone who can help me how to NOT freak out?

>>730847801
I will take that as a compliment

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>>730847854
Just think about that your son might become the new hitler
Not the hero we deserve, bit the hero we need

Also post your girl's titties

>>730847854
What's there to freak out about? You have a family. A lot of people are lonely neckbeards who will never know what that's like.

>>730847579
>If I can live 8 more years to see my company rise up, having a big castle great gf and then i ddie it was worth for it

and this attitude is why people telly you that you'll do just fine

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>>730846811
>IT'S IN THE FRAKKING WOMB!

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>>730845493
Go to the Body, Rock!!!!!!

>>730848176
Yeah but as I said I am a manchild. I am working, working out spending time with my gf, play a little vidya and browse 4chin a little.

I don't know how to cook, wash my clothes, get dressed so I look great (my gf helps with me with that), tie my necktie, or anything. I never held a baby in my arms in my 28 years, I think it would fall down instantly. I am not ready or I don't know.

>>730848416
Topkek

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You are not helping guys

Other anons who had a prego gf had a thread full of advices

>>730848747
I'm sure nobody ever thinks they're ready, but all you can do it take it day by day.

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>>730849094
Then follow same advice retard
What makes you are special

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>>730850141
What makes you think you are special*

>>730850141
>>730850299
I never read them, I just saw the replies.

it bleeds for a week each month and doesn't die. i don't know what you're doing with that monster either.

>>730845493

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>>730851121
Get lost dickbreath

Its not over anon.

21 months ago I was in the same place. But now I have a 1 year old daughter thats my reason for getting up in the morning. At least momma looks hot.

Also, post her tits or gtfo fagot.

>>730851994
Because she cries and you can't get any sleep?

>>730853015
Shes slept through the night since she was 4 months old, she walked before a year old and is 90 th percentile in height. I make god tier children is why.

>>730845493
how does it feel to be a cuck?

>>730845493
Nathan?

Punch her hard in the stomach then fuck what comes out.. or like get a nandos i dunno