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Do you pass the toilet paper test?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Do you pass the toilet paper test?
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i passed
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>>730840196
That dick is so big It makes me feel uncomfortable. And not in a way where I'm intimidated. That just looks like a hassle. Like fuck man how are you supposed to find a girl that can actually take that? It looks like they wouldn't even be able to give you a good blowjob in case it doesn't fit In their pussy. Fuck that shit.
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>>730840735
you're an idiot with no depth perception, notice the fucking shadow dumb cunt
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>>730840735
the one on the left just has small toilet rolls
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I'm the same length of the roll but too thick to fit inside
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Anyone got a big cock around Houston I could suck?
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>>730841007
Prove it faggot, I bet you have a little clitty
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>>730841324
Not super big but I wish I was there...
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>>730840735
the dick on the left is sitting pretty high up. the balls aren't even touching the table.
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>>730841468
Don't have to be super big I gag pretty easily :P
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>>730841365
I can't take a picture right now but it is around 4 inches last I measured
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>>730841578
Maybe I can shove it all in your mouth with your tongue out, and you can tickle my balls with your tongue :)
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fuck yea nigga
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>>730841730
I could try, might gag a bit
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>>730841654
4 inches in circumference? That's kinda thin for most people, the average is 4.6.
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>>730841841
Would you swallow and clean up?
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>>730841824
That's kinda skinny for a dick
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>>730840196
dick in first photo is above the toilet rolls, to make it appear bigger.
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>>730842085
Mhm, I would, could bring friends too
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>>730841939
isn't it 5.5 tho?
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>>730842240
That's length, circumference is about 4.6.
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>>730840196
im 7 inches

how many inches is a toilet paper roll?
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>>730842225
What would your friends do? I'll send you a pic of my dick in a sec if you tell me.
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>>730840196
Nope.
>mfw still 2 FBs and my friends' GF wants me to fuck her ass because her BF is so big it hurts
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>>730842384
>im 7 inches
For once, that's true.
>how many inches is a toilet paper roll?
iirc it's right at 5 inches.
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>>730842443
Mean your friends I could suck you all off
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>>730842384
7.1 inches
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I was sticking my dick through the other end of a toilet paper roll when I was 12

Is this really a test for people
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>>730842889
my fucking sides.
>>730843000
>Is this really a test for people
yes, insecure people like us.
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>>730842731
ok so i pass whoopdy doo

>>730842889
cheeky scrublord
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ugh I already jacked off for the day. Alright I'll try to make this happen.
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>>730842820
Or you and my gf can both suck me off, she'll make sure you get all the cum though.
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>>730843000
Yes, sadly some males have been born into becoming full-time cucks with tiny dicks
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>>730843224
Is that suppose to be erect?
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>>730843224
Or I could lick your cum out of her :P and yeah I'd gag on that thing
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only 1 girl has told me i'm kinda big

i know its thing but fucc
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I already jacked it once so don't judge too harshly.
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>>730840735

Femanon here, hate to break it to you but most girls can take a big dick just fine. It hurts, but hurts in a (very, very) good way.

I feel sorry for you guys, some of you really get the short hand of the stick genetically. I mean we can have small boobs but there will always be a guy whos into that. Literally none of my friends or I or any wokman i know has ever said they prefer little dicks to big ones.
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>>730840900
what about it
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>>730843385
That would be hot. If you wanted, you could have a turn with her too, then maybe I'd have a turn with your ass.
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I'm 17
8.5 inches
The bitches love it
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>>730843838
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>>730840196
90% of you have dicks between 5 and 6.5 inches.
Stop obsessing over dick, you are going to turn super beta and eventually turn gay. Just settle down, its not worth the stress.
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>>730840735

I know what you're saying.
People have been raving about having a big dick since the beginning of time, but honestly having a monster like that is just a fucking disability.
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Average Penis: 5x4.6
Toilet Paper Roll: 4x6
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>>730843717
nice bait you cuck cunt
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>>730843838
>>730843717
R8?
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>>730843630
You couldn't fit that thick meat stick in that TP Roll, could ya? Really nice cock.
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>>730843951
lol 6 inches is average not 5
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>>730843630
thats fucking thicccc-girthy, can i succ?
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>>730843717
Ever had a guy hit your anterior/posterior fornix?

>feelsgood.jpg
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>>730843838
95% of women couldn't even take that and feel comfortable at all.
>>730843900
Actually it was seen as better from Egypt all the way to Rome to have a small dick. Big dicks were seen as grotesque which is why they were always given to demons and satyrs because they were hideous and heroes and saviors were given small dicks.
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>>730841939
4 inches long
Circumference i have no idea
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>>730840196
it's funny how this whole thread is just OP calling dicks small or thin to try and make dudes insecure. He probably has an extremely small dick himself and is so bitter and angry about it that he wants to lower the confidence of dudes with average sized dicks.
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>>730844046

Oh ive been bottomed out loads of times, my ex had a legit monster.

The only time ive ever cum from penetrative sex was with him.
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>>730841824
That FUPA game strong. Leave the computer every once in a while.
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ITT: /r/smalldickproblems
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>>730844019
No, I hate to break it to you but the average is actually 5, regardless of race. People have dicks 6.3+ is the equivalency to 5/100 people.
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>>730843838
MODSMODSMODS!!!
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>>730843482

can someone boost my confidence?

feel like i have weird dimensions
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>>730843873
tfw a hermaphrodite has a bigger dickunt than some guys in the world
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>>730844211
lol no im sorry i hate to break it to you but 6 is average
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>>730843900
Actually the Romans whose general beliefs where a heavy portion of the world's through they're existence was that large cocks were a sign of barbarism. Often linked to the Germanic tribes.
I think the idea was that a roman smaller cock would rise to the occasion whereas the Germanic barbarians were baser level and had no tact or control of them selves and their nature
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>>730844095
Very true. In ancient and super machismo Greece a good dick was an uncircumcised and average or slightly smaller than average dick size. Also they saw circumcised dicks as barbaric and disgusting.
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>>730844211
Nigga that's BS and you know it. I guess Dubs do lie sometimes.
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>>730844095
how did it change
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>>730844276
Nope.
http://www.averageheight.co/average-penis-size-by-country
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/28/want-to-know-which-country-has-the-biggest-penises-in-the-world-5083922/
http://brobible.com/life/article/average-penis-size-study/
http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/what-does-science-say-about-average-penis-sizes-from-around-the-world/
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>>730844426

>REEEEE STOP HURTING MY SELF ESTEEM!
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>>730844555
Media and the spread of the porn/modeling industry as time went on.
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>>730844556

wow this is really getting to you, you actually went and looked up 5 different sources of info on dick size?
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>>730844120
THIS
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>>730844594
>ANYONE THAT POSTS ACTUAL FACTS IS ONLY DOING SO TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEIR SIZE
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>>730843717
The weirdest part is imagining a guy typing this out while keeping a straight face.
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>>730844703
It took 30 seconds of google dude, sooooooo hard to do.
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>>730844555
>it
high culture?
it's almost gone.
culture is now the vulgar domain the of the masses- largely thanks to contemp philos focusing on the individual and financial access/incentive.
whereas earlier- not so much
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>>730844426
He's right, its around 5-5.2. 5.5 is obviously pretty much just as common, but the difference between a 5 inch penis and a 5.5 inch penis is basically half the tip and pretty much negligible. But the average across the globe in every country is the diffrence of 0-.2 inches.
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How's my cock?
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>>730840196
Lol the muzzie on the left BTFO outta the bong on the right. No wonder all your women are destined for the hijab
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>>730840196
I can just fit a roll around when hard and around 2" sticking out at the other end ... Fun way of delivering a full roll to the gf when the one on the toilet is empty and she forgot to check
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>mfw no one realizes OPs pic is the same dick
>sure feels good being a grower so my dick doesn't have to touch the toilet bowl
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Im serious you bunch of beta fucks. You all are going to turn gay if you keep obsessing over your dick size and others. Pretty soon all your 9 inch dick will get hard for is a sword fight with a 9 inch black cock. Stop stressing, if your ancestors dick was enough to get a bitch knocked up, yours is enough.
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>>730845026
If you can fit in the TP Roll you're on the thin side, but regardless lets see that cock's full length, pls.
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>>730845428
God no, please don't post that ever again.
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>>730845428
EWW EWWWW!!! is this a clit?!
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>>730845416
>same dick
>one got jew'd
I agree with the grower statement tho
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>>730843717
tits or GTFO
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>>730845439
>on the thin side

Dude like 1% of the world has a penis as thick as a toilet paper roll. Its literally 1.4 inches thicker than the average penis. Do you know how actually rare it is to have a penis with a 6+ inch girth? Pretty damn rare. I'm not sure where the whole toilet paper roll thing started anyways.
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Yup
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>>730845439
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>>730843717
Girls who don't live in America or Canada, don't care how big you are. Like the Philippines or Japan
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>>730840912
That's because he placed his cock closer to the camera
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>>730843717

Implying shallow vaginas dont exist.

Also tits or gtfo
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>>730845416
Same, I'm 3 inches soft and 6.5 inches hard. It's like a magic trick every time I get an erection.
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>>730845555
>>730845526
Yea that pic is the only one that would get your faggots attention, stop stressing about your dick. We all have good sized wieners, ding dongs, piss sticks, etc, etc.
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no
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>>730845750
Girls in America and Canada don't give a fuck either outside of the minority. Only men give a shit about their stupid dicks.
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>>730845428
...This pic make me hard...
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>>730845658
it started because it's reliable, and it's not 1% sorry to break it to you.
>>730845742
Not bad M8, lose some weigh tho and your cock WILL get bigger, that fat on your pelvis is eating up at least an inch.
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>>730846016
>>730845750
this russian girl def fetishized my dick size, you're both wrong/coping
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>>730842384
Why is the head so big? Looks like a UFO landed on your dick
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>>730846048
Sure its not champ.
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ok.. so i cant even get the head in... im erect and pushing but its just to tight along my pink tip. it wont go even alittle. does that mean im thicker than normal? do i pass the test?
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>>730846048
4.6 inches is the average thickness so 6+ inches thick would be very rare unless you live in deepest darkest Africa.
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>>730846048
No it started because some loser was taking a shit and jerking it at the same time and realized the empty toilet paper roll would be a good idea.
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>>730846117
>fetishized a 6.05 inch penis

Ok? Also wanna know how I know the length of that? A woman's plam size is typically 2.91 inches in length.
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>>730840196
girls only like 7-11 men. Faggots love golders green red bull challenge.
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>>730846379
Toilet rolls come in different sizes, just measure yourself with a textiles tape measure. The average thickness is about 4.6 globally.
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Only the jews push the big dick meme. You aren't jews are you?
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>>730843717
Fag detected
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don't have tp rolls around so i grabbed this sorry,
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>>730846502
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OP is a faggot and so are the rest of you who obsess about dick in this thread. Later beta fucks, hope you find that big black cock one day that you always dream about.
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>>730840196
Do Americans make less wider toilet paper rolls than Europeans? I tried to mouth up my roll and I couldn't, though dick enters it, my girth is above average btw
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>>730846735
........that's hot.
>>730846813
Bigga, that's gay.
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>>730846967
Ours are 4 inches in length and 6 inches around typically.
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>>730846502
7.5", 8" if I push down the fat

can't fit in tp tube
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>>730840196
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>>730846586


I was wondering about that. Ive tried all brands. soft it goes in some but once head swells it only gets half way covered. cock itself would be much wider than tube if it did go in all the way. head would be out the other end with alil meat. 7 and half inchs hard though. wheres my damn textile messuring tape
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Sup guys is my dick big enough?
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>>730847263
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>>730847479
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>>730845866
>Implying shallow vaginas dont exist.
true. Not big by any standards and have bottom'd out on several girls
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>>730847479
Thats sexy af
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>>730847479
I want to reach in there and pull it out.
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>>730846735
where did you get the doll ?
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>>730847479
Thats what i call one massive foreskin
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>>730846735
More? you have a nice dick anon
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>>730847656
She could have sex with him
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What is the minimum length I have to be in order to be worthy of human contact?
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>>730848064
Taking that photo, thank you very much
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>>730848132
5.5 if I'm being honest.
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>>730847159
Just measured European roll default - 5.5 inches in circumference, 3.6 inches long.

I'm a tall man, don't know if head and mouth size is proportional to human height but I can't put 5.5 around in my mouth.
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>>730848235
Oh shit, I'm like 4.5. Should I just an hero?
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>>730848363
Fuck off with that gay ass shit
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>>730848310
Fuck no. The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>730848444

>trannys
>gay

lol
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>>730840196
LMAO look at perspective. That tiny dick is in the same level as tp roll, on right here has that dick way closer to the camera. Even balls don't touch the table
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>>730848363
I want to suck and swallow her girl cock and warm cum, it;s not gay because it's a girl.
>>730848511
My nigga
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>>730848511
Hey if you like a guy with boobs, you're gay. simple as that
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>>730848310
4 inches here
lets start a club
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>>730848612
>guy
>boobs
are you retarded?
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>>730848510
A lot man, a lot.
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>>730843000

^this
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>>730848132
Like 4.5 inches. Its not gonna be great for her but you're gonna get some sex just fine, especially dependent on the size of the girl. 5-6 is what satisfies most women.
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>>730848231
Ur welcome
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>>730848678
Yeah you think a girl grows a fully functioning dick outta nowhere ?

Fuck you, its a guy with boobs. A trans. Which in turn, logically, makes you ultra-gay. Not regular gay, ultra-gay
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>>730846011
wtf?, where the vagina???
kek
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>>730848929
>being this retarded
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>>730848929
Its not about the dick/vagina, its about the femininity and masculinity.
>>730848363
Reverse searching isn't helping, any sauce?
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>>730848917
Fuck. I can't make people happy in real life or in bed.
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>>730848444
And salivating over each others dick pics isn't, fuck off normie, I do what I want
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>>730849342
Best learn to use your tongue and fingers and incorporate toys into the sex.

Also a woman will always take a smaller dick from a man she loves over a bigger dick from a one night stands.
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>>730847754
She is a Morphoa ball jointed doll from dollzone
But dollzone stopped making the cute dolls and started making pretentious artsy garbage now.

>>730847887
thanks
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>>730849266
Sooo.. say you liked a girl you thought was hot. Later on you find out she is a trans, and is undergoing a sex change, but still havent removed the dick yet. And you'd be into that, which automatically makes you gay dude..

>>730849118
by logic
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>>730849447
Well now I'm double fucked over. I have to find a girl that will love me, then break out my 4 incher and disappoint.
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>>730847887
>>730849516
forgot pic
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>>730849660
>Sooo.. say you liked a girl you thought was hot. Later on you find out she is a trans, and is undergoing a sex change, but still havent removed the dick yet. And you'd be into that, which automatically makes you gay

Its only gay if balls touch newfag.
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>>730849266
No sauce but heres some good info and pics.

http://shemalestardb.com/stars/E/Emmy_6/
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>>730849740
>>730846735
holy shit that's really hot for some reason and like that Anon was right you do have a nice cock, do you have and pics of you cumming on her?
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>>730845026
Thats really thin

I have 5.25 inch girth and mine can't fit
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>>730849837
Typical normie porn logic, GTFO
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>it is taller than a toilet paper for a half of it
>cant fit, no chance whatsoever, dick too wide

Did i pass the test? will i be able to please a girl?
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>>730850036
would like to seethis in webm form
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>>730849837
Basically, what you just admitted, is that you're a gay twat who got no realistic grasp of your own sexuality yet, you fucking faggot

way to go on your own backfire, you fucking newfag
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Cut in half and wrapped it around
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>>730849963
>>730850169
>>730850438
How to spot people who are new to 4chan.
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>>730850213
Yup, GG m8.
>>730850318
Saaame.
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>>730842889
You from the republic of congo
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Im sick of what 4chan has become. A bunch of normies having a pissing contest in this post. This is just cancer.
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>>730850558
Oh, you wannabe oldfag ?

Then prove it, you cretin
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>>730840196
The big one just looks painful if it went in....the little one tho is just sad.
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>>730850734
Wasn't even him, but if you don't get the its only gay if balls touch meme then you are most certainly new as fuck.
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No... its an old as fuck phrase from the golden age of porn, that was never an original meme
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>>730850945
>>730851150

one of you is correct here.. but which one..
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>>730843717
>>730843717
tits or
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>>730843224
It looks like a fucking baby bird
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>>730840735
Shit anon. 10 pound babies slide out of that hole. 99% of dicks fit just fine
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>>730840196
They aren't even taken from the same perspective.
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>>730843717
traps are not femanons so nice try
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Yes i do
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>>730851150
>>730851359
It began on /b/ back in 06. Straight up originated on 4chan.
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>>730851548
They don't slide out of that hole without massive pain and tearing.
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>>730843717
why compare small dicks to small tits? I've met some loose-cunted bitches in my day. that's a fucking bummer, and is the female equivalent of a small dick.
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Listen here niggers, if you're under nine inches you cannot pleasure women.
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Sure do pal
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So whats the unanimous size for TO rolls in the US. I believe ours are 4.5 long and 5.5 girth/circumference.
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>>730852065
I guess 99.99% of people aren't pleasuring anybody.
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>>730852133
4 length, 6 circumference
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>>730843717
Hate to break it you but I have literally had girls refuse to take my dick because they said it was to thick. Also had to stop once because she said it was more pain than pleasure
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>>730850318
>>730850036
very shitty quality and she was wearing this ugly outfit
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The TP test was made to inflate men's egos. My penis is almost exactly 5.5 inches when fully erect. It fits snugly in a TP roll. I feel like I am the epitome of an average penis. I'd say it's accurate for an average size
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I came here to talk about dicks, the best dicks to be precise.
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>>730852408
I got divorced because of that. She simply couldn´t take it and didn´t want to be licked and fingerfucked anymore.
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>>730840196
You mean the test where I stack some shit and then stand over it and take a picture at just the right angle to make my dick look big?

No, I just have a big dick.
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Is there an universal fact that all toilet paper rolls are same sized?
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>>730852595
holy shit you really came through. that was a lot hotter than expected, do you have anymore? otherwise I'm just gonna fap and cum to this.
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How are you supposed to compete against dicks like this?

Her BBC Challenge

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=614709081l
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Yeah
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>>730843717
Femanon
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>>730853045
Thanks. Thats all i got to post now. Im about to go work.
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>>730853487
Thin af bruh.
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>>730853648
Hey no biggie, thx bro! Have a nice day at work too.
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>>730853853
Fag.
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>>730852732
This. Although I didn't realize this was a thing that other people did lol I can only fit my head in soft and I'm pretty average maybe a bit above but not much. 6 inch with a raging boner probably around 5.5 normally. I thought I was clever in making chicks think my average dick was like mandingo's. Although maybe I'm pretty thick because textile tape measure says 5 5/8 inch circumference if the anons saying 4.6 is average are right
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>>730853722
It's actually just average girth at 5.5, except my length is pretty big at 8
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>>730843224
your dick looks like a wasps nest
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>>730840196
My dick is like 5.5". It's never been a problem. Plus I know how to use my tongue.

That said, I'm bi, and would totally bend over for the dick on the left.
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>7x5.5
feels good man
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>>730854250
Those are hornets though.
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>>730853487
The tip looks like morgen freemans face
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>>730854863
Because it's black huh? Fucking racist
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>>730845742
that dick looks photoshopped
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>>730855343
kek, why?
>>730855178
It does kinda look him :D
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>>730855343
I'm glad someone else thought so. I didn't wanna be "the only faggot."
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>>730855343
Yep. The angle seems off.
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>>730844255
lol, youre bigger than me and that turns me on so id let you fuck me and id worship your cock.

dont worry dude
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>there are actually people who does not pass
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>>730840196
yes
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>>730843717
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Guys, maybe you can help me out, here. I did the thing. I passed. But just barely. Which is weird. I measured the roll after I did this, and it was 4.3. So I imagine I went up to 4.4, as just a bit stuck out at the end. What I don't understand is why. I'm usually at ~5.25, which would put me noticeably out the other end. Why did I shrink? I jerked off earlier, if that matters. Maybe it some sort of nerves?
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>>730848310
>>730848235
>>730848665
I'm 7 inches and I still feel small, how do you guys even cope, just not thinking about it?
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>>730857364
What. What sort of weenie are you? If you feel small, hold a ruler up to it and then think about the fact that your dick going inside would be like the equivalent of that much ruler going inside. Weenie.
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>>730857648
Idk man, I feel like 8 inches is the cutoff for a legit "big dick" and it hurts to get this close just to fail, I'd honestly trade some length for girth.
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>>730845026
Needs to be thicker
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>>730857997
Jelq then. It might not work, but it can't hurt to try. Also consider that for a lot of women that's already too big. And be sure to cram your fatpad down for an accurate measurement. Unless you don't have any, in which case, RIP.
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>>730843630
So it's true you gingers cum fire
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R8
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>>730859127
Guess how big??
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>>730858790
I'm a /fit/fag, like 12% bodyfat, no fatpad.
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>>730859176
Looks like the white version of mine so definitely 8 inches
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>>730842384
dude I see you in like every dick thread, get a life
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>>730859751
But, you're in every dick thread too, apparently?
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fuck just did it, dick actually fit :'( did it last year and it did not fit, fucking different toilet roll tubes
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>>730859540
Was about 7.3" at time I think
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>>730840196
of course it can
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>>730859855
Oh neat check my dubs faggot.
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>>730860212
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>>730860407
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>>730860442
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>>730843717
I have 21 cm (dunno how many inches it is) and i´ve had real issues with some girls.
Thank god my actual gf can take it fine in every position, but according to my experience it´s not usual.
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>>730860442
Dat watermark tho
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>>730860583
21 CM = 8.26771654 IN
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>>730860571
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>>730860704
greeeasy
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>>730840900
you can see his balls resting on the counter lol. its not like its 2 ft up
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>>730850213
nice filename pedercino jedna
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>>730860704
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>>730860924
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>>730860969
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>>730860969
that you?
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>>730860924
Fuck I want more of this..
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>>730850213

Did you write the picture name?

Croatian?
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now package of bagels test. can you fit?
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>>730859855
never claimed I had a life tho
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>>730862056
no
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>>730862597
shame, such a perfect cock.
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>>730862597
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>>730862873
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>>730862999
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>>730843000
my problem is i can't fit my head through the tp tube
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>>730863126
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>>730863279
>>
>>730863279

That's fucking gross. It looks like an angry old man xD
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>>730863279
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, It looks disgusting and it's bent.
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>>730863279
holy jesus fucking what
>>
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>>730863600
>>730864062
>>730864234
don't lie, ud suck it
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>>730864569
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>>730854250

those are bald faced hornets u retard
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>>730864448
Never skip dick day
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>>730864569
Dear fucking God no, it looks so fucked and why are your balls so fucking tiny?
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7 inches but a rumor has spread that I have a small chub chub
Feels bad man
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>>730840196
>Measuring from behind the balls
>SOMETHING ONLY A NIGGER WOULD DO
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>>730840196
nice phimosis
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Big enough? (Thicker than papers hole)
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>>730842384
>>730842731
>>730842889

USA TP used to be standard 4.5" by 4.5" until the manufacturers started toying around with the sizes to fool the customers. Now they are frequently 4.1" width but not always. You have to read the package because they all play games with it now.

Bottom line - the TP tube used to be a good dick measure back in the day. Not anymore.
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Ofc homeslice
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Is it
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>>730864647
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>>730867332
That is one ugly dick
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>>730863279
>delicious
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>>730864569
You can use me
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DAMN IT TO FUCK /b/!! STOP REMINDING ME I HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND THAT I WILL NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN!!
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>>730849425
i will give him 500 to shave his eyebrows
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>>730852408
what's your girth fam?
>>
femanon here, what do you guys say is a good size for a guy? just curious to hear a guys perspective.

always preferred around 7 but you fuckers all seem to be nearer 5
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I tried but my counters to short so I had to rest my dick on the rolls
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>>730867332
>>730868956
this is a pretty good size desu
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>>730869386
that botched circumcision did one hell of a job to the curve of your cock bro. shit looks like something you'd seen in a funhouse of mirros.
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>>730869645
yeah it was probably done by some kike unfortunately. But from what my gf tells me curves are better than perfectly straight
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.
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>>730869458
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>>730871087
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>>730871783
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>>730864569

what are you taking to shrink your balls and are you doing so to make your dicklet look bigger, Sally?
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>>730864647
what a hairy fagcuck!
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>>730869386
Underside dick pics always look bigger
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