YLYL

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It's time.

>>730837382
Lost

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>>730836880

got yer back, op!

your post sucks tho

>>730837458
Lost

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>>730837458

>>730837382
Witty.

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>>730837498

>>730836880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfsJi3o2w-w&feature=youtu.be

>>730836880

https://youtu.be/Foq_BWmdq9Q

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https://youtu.be/W_b25nUW7H0

>>730838120
Faggot Origins: Pink Guy

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>>730838358
love this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0bdjyhD0o8
sure

> be me at 26 year old
> put flyer out for tutoring
> get call to tutor 14 year old girl
> tutor her for almost a year
> cool kid. Great_body.jpg
> TYFTT
> invited to her 15th bday party
> 2 months later mom and bf going to Cuba for two weeks
> "anon can you still tutor / check in on daughter"
> yes
> day 1 unsupervised
> show up and she's in a bikini
> she says mother left money on the table
> envelope on table has $400 cash
> bin envelope
> what's this? note in bin with my name. Says $550 for tutoring, babysit, and snacks
> bring note to her attention, where is the rest? she starts crying. Brings $150 from her room
> please don't tell mom boohoo sobbing
> great idea
> you can keep $50 if you take bikini off
> obvious shock
> no more cry. Smiles.
> bikini on the floor
> super erection
> you can keep another $50 if I can touch she agrees.
> finger banging within the hour
> keep the last $50 if we do this everyday. She agrees.
> turned into fucking. Fucked her nearly every day for a week and a half.
> night before mother's return. Watching bondage porn.
> it would be hot to tie you up.
> naively agrees
> tie hands with mother's bf's necktie
> fucking her and decided to try anal
> no anon. It'll be hurt
> plz plz plz
> okay
> just the tip. Already saying stop
> sorry. No breaks
> sodomize her
> she's sobbing. Plz stop anon. It hurts. Plz stop.
> amazingcum.exe
> still crying. Why did you rape me anon?
> realize is rape. Feels.
> a week later she comes to my apparent. I forgive you anon. I got you too excited. My fault.
> fuck her again. more anal fuck. Blame her.
> 6 months after initial anal rape she hangs herself. Never told anyone about rape because she was ashamed.
> mother's bf wore the necktie to funeral.

It's funny because it was amazing how easy it was and it started my like of rape.

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one of my favs

>>730838177
This is true at least. Every day, for 6 months, I fucked this fruit at least once a day. Got a good inch and a half from it, pretty satisfied with the results.

>>730837382
ya fuckin got me

this shit is retarded

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>>730840444
check'd

>>730838847
topical

>>730837960
My fucking sides

>>730841717
You posted this in the other thread. Its still not funny. Kill yourself.

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>>730842110

>>730842461
>>730842500
What is this?

>>730842506
>only trips can stop him. dubs power him up.

>>730842461
>>730842500
>>730842534
>>730842564
why did you just pour a gallon of piss down the drain

>>730842547

My piss jug ritual

>>730842642
shitter was clogged

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>>730842642

It was full man

>>730837960
circular reasoning

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>>730837555
that is deep

>>730837555
has got to be false. if false gets marked wrong, teacher can't be trusted

>>730839071
Yeah that never happened and you're kind of sad for writing it

Did her tits also feel like bags of sand?

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a classic

>>730839071
lol

>>730842706
logical but christ man, you need to be drinking more water. that piss could pass for black tea

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>>730842706
>>730843684

>>730836880
Is this shit what passes for humor these days?
>no wonder the banana shows up

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>>730843531
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERpad7Rn8V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTGkpzAoHxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHhT_dlXQ1A =

>>730838177
are those maggots on the ground?

>>730844257
wish i could pop one that big fat Natty baby

>>730844309
Them there is the seeds of the penetrated

>>730839071
Pics or it didn't happen faggot

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Nothing is funny to me

>>730844436
>seeds of the penetrated
sounds like an LGTB political band kek

>>730842396
oh boi

>>730844257
YOU JUST KNOW

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who else /bananaenthusiast/ here?

I really, really, really like this thread.

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frankly i'd rather have spideys than those fucking bananas

>>730843910
Need sauce

>>730837272
Would be funny if holocaust ever happened.

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>>730845506
true

>>730836880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNui_FAkIQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7DnHmQ8tE4

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Not ylyl but yfyl

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>>730837795

>>730837382
I've been had.

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>>730845036

>>730837960
I fucking hope that really happened :DDD

>>730843894

kek what a faggot.

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>>730837382

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>>730845036

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>>730846194

>>730840633
this looks just like a kid i went to high school with who was obsessed with Fear Factory, was a major technophobe, and was convinced he was a lesbian

>>730837960

I remember that song

>>730845693
Oh hey I remember starting that. It was everything above (not including) mememaker.us. glad to see someone continued my monstrosity

>>730847149

what is this, a banana for ants? fuck you.

>>730837555
False.

What is a pronoun.

>>730840444
>>730845665
>>730846100
>>730837779
>>730837570
>newfags are surprised by old as fuck greentext

This place is dead

>>730844274
not even that funny, but fucking lost

>>730847254
You mean, you dont really really like this picture?

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>>730847377
>finds something funny
>sees again
>still funny

mfw that makes me a newfag

>>730844506
lost

>>730836988
What the fuck!

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>>730836880
https://youtu.be/ttjrRrEzG2Q

>>730845348
Fukin lost

>>730842396
Wtf a deep water Jew top kek

>>730838358
Don't know why but I lost hard on this one

>>730838358
i never realized this before, but the signature looks like a dick.

>>730848836
It's like no one can google - a deep water Jew is a fish.

>>730837043
?

>>730837382
Everyone who still laughs at this is a fucking newfag. I have seen it 10^99 times now.

Still good bread though.

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>>730838847
>the tens of dollars

>>730838067
HA IT SAYS DICKS.......

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>>730844436
>seeds of the penetrated
fucking kek

>>730850049
your moral outrage is palpable.

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>>730845298
Wolf and the seven goats

>>730850049
My fucking sides.

>>730850049
Real talk tho, is he really a fucking Cuck?

>>730838561
Lost

Wow this thread is weak

>>730850694
His wife is 4/25
So about right on the black guy scale

>>730842500
I've done this

>>730845587
I didnt fart so I win lol get good :)

>>730851180
boogie is one of the few people on youtube who I feel is a legitimately wholesome human being

doesn't mean I agree with everything he says cause there's been a few things that I thought were kinda bullshit

but on the whole he seems like a great dude

>>730842461
>>730842500
Been there, done that. Not cool. Bad times in my parent's basement after I lost my job.

>>730851625
are u the one that takes the pictures of him getting cucked?

>>730845587
normally I fucking hate poland ball but this was aight

>>730845450
Must be too tired, but I don't get it, guessing it's a referral to black dicks or so

>>730851625
Good God Boogie GTFO

>>730852318
lost

>>730837382
wasnt funny at all, too predictable..

>>730842500
nasty

>>730836988
this made me laugh because its so strange. I want more l ike this

>>730837795
>too busy jerking off to traps to save the full size

>>730839633
get that evil off my /b/

>>730838411
Pink guy
Pink omega
Pink lord

>>730852656
same

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>>730837795

>>730842884
jesus fucking christ I lost it

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>>730845298
Pervert........
Jk I read it too actually, but I hope u enjoy being a bifag

>>730844655

i lost

>>730854034
hot damn

>>730847019
I own the VHS tape with this episode on it

>>730853988
I know this feeling. Better than sex.

>>730841717
lolololol nice meme xdd

>>730842634
kek

>>730854374

>ng-rs

not sure how to pronounce this one.

>>730850083
this is literally something my mom would say
she has mental health issues

>>730853988
Too bad this boot loaded the ammo belt with the projectile facing her.

>>730854034
Now I know the backstory. Gonna fap to that awesome ass, one more time.

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>>730838561
I'm fucking dead

>>730854034
full set? also, it's obviously a lie.

>>730837555
why the fuck did i lose to this

>>730853806
My nigga leffy

>>730854034
Nice, a creative way of surreptitiously posting cp.

>>730843399
jesus christ

>>730852627
I want stew to put his crusty sock in my mouth

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>>730853988
Why the fuck are the rounds fed backwards? At first I thought she had that M2 pointed uprange

>>730845587
>France
>particiating after 1940

>>730855206

That shouldn't even be possible. They could key the entrance so the belt only fits when facing the correct direction.

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>>730855144
>engy dashers
gotchu covered pham

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>>730842396
>deepwater jew

>>730856121
Do you have the other plague doctor ones?

>>730836988
why is she black in the second image?

>>730842706
making a meme out of yourself hah?

>>730841266

Had cancer all last year. Cured. This killed me.

Thanks, fucker.

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>>730856440
No, but there is a thread up that I stole this from

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>>730855144
Nice dubs ledasha

>>730847377
>Captain Chromosome gets triggered at seeing an old greentext

Fucking hang yourself retard. You're useless to society.

>>730848836
mermaid?

>>730853706
Nice MLP toys you fucking fat faggot.

https://youtu.be/vn6BsOX5MHs

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>>730842706

This is actually how humans discovered phosphorus.

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>>730844309
Yeah. It's like, you know how that Subway guy who lost all that weight and did the adverts saying Subway was what made him thing, but it was really a training regimen that would have bested a long distance runner?

This is like that, but he stuck maggots up his arse to make his dick bigger, then said it was fucking a fruit so people didn't know he stuck maggots up his arse.

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>>730837795

>>730837555
HAHHAHAA THE TEACHER MADE A QUIZ ONLINE... AND THE RESPONSES GOT MISPLACED FOR ONE, LEADING TO THE TRUE/FALSE ANSWERS FOR A QUESTION THAT WASN'T A TRUE/FALSE QUESTION!

AHHAHAHAHAA ITS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY HAHAHA

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>>730838238
We're hiring at my place at the moment, I'm giving my boss this advice.

>>730853062
Praise Kek

>>730842396
Deep water jew
Mysides.mp3

>>730851625
Boogie's good people. That's why people here give him shit. Nothing worse than a decent person to /b/.

>>730854167
Never though i would see a Sabaton Meme on /b/

>>730836983
lol'd

>>730846388
Fucking lost m8

>>730854034
girls really have no idea how easy life is for them.
guys don't care if you are socially crippled and plays a lot of video games with an ass like that.

>>730852448
Kek

>>730855553
>cp
15 year olds are not children you mong.

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>>730845506
Remember guys, it's still April...

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>>730852228

The asker is Swedish

>>730852228
dumme jävel

>>730860374
In your mothers mouth

>>730845267
sniggered

>>730842396
Kek'd

>>730838238
I forgot about those videos

>>730837779
kys

>>730838117
haha funny!

>>730847377
> people have your taste in humour
> resort to calling them newfags
> rope yourself

>>730858969
Moar like this plz

>>730843399
What's this board that doesn't know how to calculate averages is?

>>730853062
Nice kek tho. pulled it off

>>730837555
Is that mycourses?

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>>730858969

>>730842396
fucking lost holy kek

>>730842500
How hard is it to get up and go piss in a toilet? That's so fucked up

>>730839633
Fuck u and may the powers that be have mercy on ur soul for u truly havent learned or suffered enough to know how disgusting that shit is

>>730842581
Kek

>>730837960
Sides are orbiting the edge of the universe

>>730838561
nice post man thanks for sharing, just lost

>>730842396
*teleports behind you*

>>730845547
kek

>>730844309
Idiot

>>730846100
HEY, THATS PRETTY GOOD

>>730848480
Samsung WIN

See. If Apple did this, they would have not replied. Cucks

>>730837736
Acid and tequila counter each other

>>730837288
lost
and check'd

>>730863017
I WAS AFRAID OF THIS

>>730857979
I don't get it.

>>730846221
...hirts

>>730848920
That's an Aussie rugby player