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What should I do to this fucker DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE

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What should I do to this fucker
DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE
I will take the first request ending in 1
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it has to be torture dont lie
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piss in the toilet and hold him in your hands so he can watch
thats it
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>>730831946
Free him
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>>730831998
Nope
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>>730831946
Name it kekistani and suck on its head
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>>730831946

Give him a big ol lick from his head to his tail
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eat it, post picure of tail out of mouth
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>>730832056
but this 1 at the end of my post says otherwise
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Swallow him whole.
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eat it
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call him Eppel
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Lick it
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>>730831946
Feed it bugs, duh
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shit on it
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>>730831946
suck his dick
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rape
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Put it's tail down your urethra.
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Give it a good life with lots of cuddling and treats until it passes away from old age
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Kill it.
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>>730831946
Attempt to fuck it.
At least hot glue it.
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bite of half of it
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Knit it a hat
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>>730832239
This plus name it Gucci jr
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Pet it
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Kiss him
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Put in mouth and suck
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Feeed it bugs.
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>>730832255
At least I got dubs.
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>>730832265
Bump
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free it
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Raise it as your son.
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take a piece of poop and put him on it
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catch him some gross insect, the only good bug is a dead bug. Then after he's done eating, you should let him go.
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Tell it a joke
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Stick it up your ass
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Put it in your asshole
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let it go.
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Pet him and love him, until he dies comfortably from old age.
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Name it Gucci Jr.
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>>730832265
Bump again lol
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>>730831946
Helium balloons.
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>>730831946
Look up what it needs and give it the best life possible.
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>>730831946
Find another of his kind so he doesn't feel alone
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>>730832351
Aww yiss
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be kind to it and give it a kiss
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Kiss it
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>>730832351
>>730832361
Winmars
Either let it go or keep as pet
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Get it drunk with some beer or something.
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No zeros yet!
Status update
He is happy
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Lick it's pooper
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PUT IN MOUTH
PUT IN MOUTH
PUT IN MOUTH
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>>730832351
wait
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>>730832351
OP will deliver...
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>>730832420
>No zeros yet!
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>>730832351
Winrar
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>>730832351
lick his butthole first so he has something to remember you by
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>>730832361
Fuck you faggot
Overruled
Microwave in 5second increments util it pops
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>>730832351
thank you
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>>730832351
>>730832451

730832551 get
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>>730832510
np, papper.
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>>730832371
Liberal cuck
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>>730832498
Nah
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>>730832119
>>730832129
>>730832099
Vore may be my fetish but I'm not sure I want to see that
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Done>>730832351
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>>730832640
Threads bait anyway
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>>730832583
liberal cuck, the new knee-jerk word to replace autism.

so neat.
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>>730832351
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>>730832739
good man, op. many bugs shall die for you in tribute.
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>>730831946
>DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TORTURE

And yet you're asking here?
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>>730832758
>autist wants people to stop using autist as an insult
It isn't the word that's insulting. It's you. Your very existence
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>>730832739
Good job OP
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>>730832758
what does "knee-jerk" mean? ive never heard this expression before
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>>730832944
?
why are you spazzing out at me? i was just pointing something out.
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>>730832265
Agreed, Gucci Jr deserves better
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>>730832982
in this instance it means quick reaction. like w/o even thinking just blurt out the first insult you can think of. here it's libcuck/autist lately.
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Today is the day lizard kings join together and rejoice in OPs name.
ALL HAIL KEK
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>>730832982
It means automatic or unthinking
doctors hit the mallet on your knee and it jerks without your input
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>>730832982
Other than the faggot not really using the phrase correctly it means a quick reaction
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>>730833177
KEK confirms it!
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>>730832758
ok I I'll re phrase that
>hipster faggot everyone should be equal and no living thing should ever die ever even my vegan friendly vegetables and fruit are gently air blasted to sadly remove any bugs that my call them a home I only drink fair trade coffie hand picked by downtrodden individuals from poverty stricken villages in 3rd world country's liberal cuck
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>>730833037
You don't seem very intelligent.
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>>730833200
actually it was perfect, you're just too stupid to understand context.
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Freeze it
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>>730833263
you keep going on...but for what purpose? i guess i'm your insult sounding board. knock yourself out, socrates.
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>>730831946
4chan space program

https://youtu.be/GeUx5sdp3qM
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>>730832944
He gunna be salty now
Kek
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>>730833281
OP catch it again and unfreeze it in 10 years.
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>>730833369
I'm not the same person you think I am genius.
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>>730833534
wow, an identity mistake on an anonymous board...shocking, indeed i must be dumb as dirt.
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>>730833705
>i must be dumb as dirt
Well at least you agree
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>>730833794
well, i'm glad we cleared all that up. thank you, your posts have been incredibly stimulating and refreshing.
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>>730833218
PRAISE BE TO KEK!!
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