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ITT: Prove you aren't a millennial.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: Prove you aren't a millennial.
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>>730829667
I remember when ring-pulls came away from the cans
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millennial is a pointless term that means nothing.
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What the fuck is a millennial?
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>>730829667
Born in the 80s
Voted for Trump
Actually WANT a war with north korea.
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>>730829884
Millennial detected.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>730829667
Windows 3.1
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>>730829975
Unless you were born before 1982, you're a millenial
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Okay... Well fuck. I'm out of here!
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>>730829667

There's only 2 genders.
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clinging on with 99
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>>730829667
I'm a millennial and I worked 14 and a half hours yesterday
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>>730830059
>Windows 3.1
>First sold 1992
You're probably a millenial
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>>730829975
So...your a millennial then
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>>730830108
>Millenials: 1982 - 2004
You're a millenial
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>>730829951
Born between the early 80's and early 00's
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>>730830077
wtf no
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>>730830141
At least I tried :(((((((
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>>730830250
Oh God, kill yourself
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I'll prove shit to you
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>>730829667
I wasn't born in the 90s

Non cuck dates are 1990-2010
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ITT
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>>730829667
Autistic people were called spastics when I was in school.
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>>730830369
Millennials are 1982 - 2004
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>>730829667
drftryguthuy
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>>730830077
this
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So anyone thats under 35 years old is a millenial? Thats 99% of this board. Jesus christ if you're here and NOT a millenial im surprised you haven't killed yourself yet
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Gen X here, fuck millennials
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What the fuck does someone born in 1982 have ANYTHING in common with someone born in 2004??

One was born in the COLD WAR, one was born AFTER 9/11, one grew up using MS FUCKING DOS and the other had iPhones with the entire internet at their fingertips.

It's complete trash. All of these "All Millenials are X Y Z" statements just show how retarded you are.
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>>730830190
It's 1980-1994. 1995 and beyond is Gen Z or post millennial. Millennials grew up around computers and grew into mobile phones while gen Z were born with mobile phones and grew into smart phones.
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>>730830059
Windows was better back in the old days. The simplicity just meant there was less to go wrong.

They don't make things like they used to.
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>>730829667
because i was born i 1999
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just saying, personally, I don't have a lot in common with most 12 year olds

calling bullshit on the 1982 starting point
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>>730830614
You sound like a fucking retard
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>>730829667
I believe in investing in passive income and guaranteed returns, rather than doling out cash like halloween candy and expecting the next gen to pick up the tab while I retire with lavish social moneys.
Oh wait shit that makes me a millennial.
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>>730830614
>Me need simple to make not break :(

Use a mac then retard
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>>730830476
Mostly just pedophiles in that age bracket.

Smart enough not to get caught by weaning themselves onto loli.
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>>730829667
transformer cartoons
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>>730830625
wait I'm retarded i didn't read the post
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>>730830526

Pussy millenial
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still have a walkman
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>>730830653
No one cares what you think, or whether you have anything in common with 12 year olds.

The dates are what they are, if you think that says anything about how you should behave or act etc, then you're a retard.
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>>730830077
the cut off is 1995, dude.

Plus I'm republican and have my own car, job and house.

Mellennials are stupid, college-aged and younger americans who are either democrats or full blown communists.

We should honestly strip their voting rights and put them all in camps until they fucking grow up.
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The girls i fucked in high school had hairy bushes. Thats all the proof needed.
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>>730829667
I know what a video cassette is
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>>730830961
it looks like you're angrily adamant about both the date range, and that it doesn't matter

are you sure you are not a retard yourself
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Kids are getting stupider.
Kids never go outside anymore.
Kids are missing out on life.
I was born at the perfect time to grow up sane and informed.
I was born at the perfect time, period.
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>>730829667
Im so glad im not a stupid millennial. I was born in 1990.
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im a freestyler
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>>730831181
So you are a baby boomer?
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>>730829667
Biker Grove was shit. There! Get out of that one you fat gay CUNTS!
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>>730831238
No, I just bought an ebook and learned to talk like someone over 35.
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>>730830965
The wiki says 2000
Typical millenial trying to be special snowflake.
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I watched the challenger shuttle blow up live on TV at school in first grade.
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>>730829667
Millennials dont remember big box tv's. They only ever saw flat screens.
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>>730829667
I had a betamax player, an atari 7800, and i remember when OP wasn't a faggot
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>>730831463
Lies i was born in 1999 and i used to have a box tv
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I believe that Adolf Hitler truely was an artist. He expressed his feelings through freedom marches and putting the poor and homeless in places where they are better off. Therefore, Hitler did nothing wrong you faggots.
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>>730831594
you are just a poorfag
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>>730830526
Its an age group kiddo. Not a "we have things in common" club.

You are so typical millennial getting all triggered.
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TV was bigger than the table it was on. Car was old and crusty and I saw 9/11 happen.
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>>730831629
Hitler was a good painter, but he was a shit artist.
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>>730831629
Mighty proud of you
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80% of you idiots do not even know what a millennial is.
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>>730831731
There's no point in grouping if nothing can be said about that group as a whole.
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>>730829667
I flew on Braniff airlines.
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>>730831732
Seeing 9-11 means you are a millenial. Genz is after 9-11.
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>>730829667

/b/ is nothing but millennials.

Range from early 1980s - 2000. 4chan began in 2003. The age of pure faggottry is 23 and younger.

Oldfags are millennials. Moot is a millennial. Newfags are millennials.
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>>730831871 Niggers aren't people either.
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I had a rotary dial phone...in my kitchen.
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>>730829667
I've used a rolodex.
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>>730829667
All this new music is pointless babble and garbage.... Nirvana is my favorite band
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>>730830994
Word.
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>>730831800
It's hilarious seeing people whine about millennials, when they are the millennials
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>>730831812
The grouping is usually for marketing. And its fairly accurate. Both people from 1982 and 2004 are usually more online and good with tech. Using social media, etc. That kinda shit.
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>>730831995
Still have one.
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>>730831463
Boi i play melee I got more experience with CRTs then you'll ever have faggot
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I'm from the next generation
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>>730832039
Also they forget about how older generations hated us back then.
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>>730830190
>1982- 2004
I had no clue the world ended already? Wtf am i now
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>>730832014
This happens to everyone. Its a sad wake up call to how old you are now...
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>>730832062
Mein neger
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>>730830190
So my 13 year old daughter born in 2004 is a millennial?
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born in '98 fuck all yall
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>>730830777
Prove that you are an millenial lol
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>>730831354
I mean anyone born AFTER 95 is millenial.
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>>730832268
Greeting fellow millennial. Fuck the haters right? XD *holds up spork*
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>>730832268
>98
>born only a couple of years before the first ep of futurama
>actually over 18 now
Fuck.
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>>730830663
Amd stock to da moon
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I was born 2 years after Freddie Mercury died, am I a millenial?
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>>730832401
Wtf so by your logic. Gen x is what????

You are all fucked.
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When you'd run out of hours on your free AOL trial CD

So you go to a store that has free trials, take another CD

>BOOM MORE FREE INTERNET!
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>>730829667
Squeezits with the mystery flavor tablets.
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>>730832272
Either non-native english speaker or no idea how grammar works. Either way you're inferior.
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>>730829667
I enjoy using a command line interface and remember what it was like before the US shit their pants over 9/11.
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>>730829667
Proof enough?
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>>730832584
>dat dank dialup tone
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>>730832401
no, that's gen Z or whatever
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>>730832401
>It's this way because I say so
>Fuck the people who actually research and study this
The butthurt from people who just found out they are millennials is amazing
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>>730829667
We used BBC computers at our school.
And had the green tortoise with the pencil on the underside.
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Used to get off to a singular picture on a floppy disk
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not enough mana.
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>>730829667
Is 24 years old Generation Z or Millennial?
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>>730832651
How do you even know how to internet, grandpa? Kek
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>>730829667
I own books.
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>>730832786
Millennial.
Gen z is born after 9-11.
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>>730830590
untrue, 2001 is millenial ending
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>>730832268
98 = not a millennial, you're Gen Z. Welcome to the club
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THESE are the thunderbirds.
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I was born before the game tyberian sun was made.
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>>730832863
millennial = thousand years
wouldn't 2000 be the cutoff then?
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>>730832826
>I own books.
Just like every other millenial, owns them but doesn't actually read them. An hero sil vous plaît!
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>>730832867
gen z are autists born after 2002, all of them fuck about on their phones all the time
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I used to do all my masturbating with the help of Kazaa
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>>730832867
I love seeing these millennials trying to hard to not be millennials. Lmao.. why are some millennials like this? Seriously.. why do you refuse to accept you are a millennial?
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>>730832976
Most of them do all the shit that I would have been called a nerd for.
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>>730832958
true - i was wrong
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>>730829667
DOS 4.55
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>>730833025
edonkee masterrace
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>>730833083
like take selfies with a duck face?
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>>730833095
Millekneeall detexted
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>>730829667
Generations in general are fake
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>>730832943
<--- This
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>>730831181
>I was born at the perfect time, period.
When?

1971 here - there is no more perfect year to have been born.
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>>730833165
im born in 2001 but i never used phones, only laptops - which is why everyone in my class is shit at IT, when i get an A in the exam without revision
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except, 1990
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>>730829667
I learnt spreadsheet on Multiplan.
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>>730829667
In this thread, sour old fucks
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I live in a trailer and I fuck my cousin. I voted for Trump.
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>>730833539
You aren't dead from liver failure, so you're a millennial.
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Im not yuropean so im not a cuck
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>>730833428
Not even that, just retards who don't know what a millennial is
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>>730829667
I have a job
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>>730833668
whats this?
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>>730833715
Alien scanner with no aerial.
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>>730833715
fucking millennials...
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>>730833715
Old primitive technology used by ancient Amerilards to check their heart rates because of diabetes.
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>>730833715
vcr
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I've never missed a mortgage payment
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>>730830614
You sound like a fucking millennial.
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20 years is a huge gap considering how technology seriously skyrocketed in the a smaller time frame. apparently those who grew up without internet, those who grew up on 56k internet, and those who grew up with handheld broadband all are similar.
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>>730829667
I know what the magic school bus is.
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Millennial here and I fucking hate the term and the people that use it. I think it's pointless.
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I watched Bill Nye the science guy before he got shilled out by liberals.
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>>730829667
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Workbench 3.1
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"I did *not have* sexual *relations* with that woman."
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I had Prodigy in monochrome
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>>730834165
You also don't know what a millennial is.
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>>730829667
>born in 1981 I am safe.
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>>730833668
Most millennials dont know what this is.
People only people born before 1982 will remember thism
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>>730834064
Peak millennial here.
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>>730834413
I was in school until 2005 and that shit was still being used when I left, including the VCR.
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>>730834133
On top of this, only non-millennials care about generations, and they use the word to sound "hip" and modern, but in the eyes of most millennials, they sound old as fuck.

The latest generation is "Generation Z", like... how stupid can you get with names? Oh look, "Generation Z", so cool, wow. Faggots.
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>>730834165
Found the millennial. Ewwww.
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>>730833668
We had one in my class that whole TV in the classroom shit
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I was born in 1970
I remember when iran released 52 American hostages who had been held for 444 days & the egyptian president Anwar sadat was assassinated
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>>730834524
You sound like the most millennial person in the entire planet. Yuck. I bet you voted for bernie.
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I did not go to school with niggers
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>>730834661
I'm not trying to prove I'm not millennial. I'm trying to prove that millennials don't care about categorising people into generations, and someone should put an end to it.
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Wasnt Dark souls released 1982?
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I am a millennial but i hate that the word basically means sjw now. It used to mean so much more.
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>>730830034
>implying you can't be those things and still be a millennial

>>730830994
fucking lucky
>tfw the only girls in my generation who have hairy bushes are gross sjws
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In west europe born and raised
in the 00's was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And shitposting on the forums of school
When a couple of shitposters who were up to no good
Started shouting 4chan my neighborhood
I got in one little thread on /b/ and my brain got scarred.
getting called faggot is all that it took i'm now a sucker for cock?


nvm it sounded better in my head. back to lurking
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>>730834749
I know. My point stands.
Also i cringed.
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>>730834892
>west europe
Cuck and millenial, yikes
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>>730830994
/thread
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>>730831463
CRT 4life
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>>730834985
honestly Norway, not sure i'd even call it part of europe. Doesen't make me less of a cuck
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I spent my childhood outside.
Throwing knives in the ground and shit.

1st phone in high school

fuck im old
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>>730829975
Millenial date range

Anyone born between

1980-1995
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>>730835147
Millenials born after 1980 pleb
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>>730834749
>we don't care
>someone should put an end to it
on point kiddo
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>>730835251
You're also a millenial
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>>730834858

>It used to mean so much more.
I remember.
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>>730831594
This
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>>730831463
>millenials don't remember CRTs
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Suddenly being generation X isn't so bad
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Anyone member IRC? Or mIRC?
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I voted Trump
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>>730835565
whats this?
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>>730830965
Early 80's to early 00's

>>730829667
I am one. 90% of everyone on here is. And if they really aren't, they are either far too old to be wasting there time on /b/ or underage
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ITT: massive faggotry and circlejerking. This is just pathetic
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>>730835702
A precursor to 4chan, chat site sorta. Could have wrong acronym, been a looong time. 1997-98ish
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>>730835738
Fuck you Gen Z
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>>730835821
>yfw 4chan was created by a milenial in the millenial year of 2003
Checkm8 trumptards
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>>730832244
>having a 13 year old daughter
You lying fuck
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>>730835829
How did you know
Btw you can throw around """"""insults""""" and shit based on age but it means fucking nothing. This thread is pathetic
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>>730829667
i dont understand the music or fashion of today,
everything annoys me and politics seems important where i didnt give a shit before
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>>730829667
ITT:OP trying to bait underaged anons to sell them out to the mods
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>>730829667
All of my hardships are self inflicted, and it's my responsibility to overcome them.
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>>730829884
Millenials are pointless and mean nothing.
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>>730836427
I feel you.
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A lot of faggots in this thread are stating with certainty when the millennial cohort ends.
>it depends on who you ask
>could be 95, 97, 99 or 00
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it's just a term 23 yo fags use to shame 19 yo fags let's be real despite both being nearly in the same generation. Gen X is full of useless stoners and crack addicts born in the 70s to early 80's, gen y is early 80's to mid/late 90's and gen z is mid/late 90s onward(Millenials), defined for basically growing up with digital shit.
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trump is k
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no millennials are early 80s to mid/late 90s

wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
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I watched the last episode of M*A*S*H.Goodbye, Farewell and Amen is a television film that served as the 256th and final episode of the American television series M*A*S*H. Closing out the series' 11th season, the 2½ hour episode first aired on CBS on February 28, 1983.
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>>730830965
kys fascist lover
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I have smoked a cigarette, legally, in a a restaurant in california.
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I saw the second plane hit the tower live on CNN before I had to go to work.
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>>730838096
nice one
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first computer had 48k ram
most of childhood tv had just 4 channels
only option of takeaway was chip shops
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>>730832244
No she is a Gen Z (mid 1990's - early 2000's) you are safe, sort of.
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Shit happened since, enough said
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Born in 94. Is that wonderful period of time growing up being told I can do whatever I want to do I can achieve whatever I want to achieve only to grow up to have none of it happened
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>>730838933
fuck em right in the pussy
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>>730829667
First pc in 1995. I was 5 years old.
486 possessor and Dimond Monster graphics card with 128Mb ram and a wopping 5Gb HDD.
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>>730829667
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This was my first phone
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>>730836478
everyone is meaningless and mean nothing
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>>730839454
that sounds like gothic emo bs.. pff possessor yea bite my dick
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>>730829667
But I am.
And I bet most here are.
I have a hard time imagining more than 5% of people on /b/ being born in the 70s or earlier.
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>>730833025
When I was a kid, I fapped to some penthouse magazines I stole from my uncle's garage. WTF even is an Internet?

I'm still a Millennial though apparently. I was born in 84
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>>730837689
Daaamn, I'm a millennial but me and my dad used to watch this at night.
Good memories, still remember the title theme.
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>>730830965
>college age and younger
>1980's

you are either retarded, cant subtract, or you are under the impression people go to college for +10 years. So which is it?

oh and sorry, political affiliation plays no role in deciding if you are a millennial. Learn what words mean before you post next time.
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>>730840413
Im an ancient 84yo fag so shut your candyass
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