i proudly drive a mini cooper. fuck all the people who say i

Nice car Faggot

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even has this bad ass decal on the back.

>>730815643
I was given one of those as a rental once. I'm 6'5" and I was shocked how comfortable and roomy it was. Fun to drive too.

>>730815792
exactly. people are always thinking they are a mouse cage, but it's damn roomy. comfortable seats too.

>>730815792
They have bmw engines now

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>>730815643

ITT: Faggots justifying driving girlpowrr cars.

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>>730816248
what do you drive?

>>730816443
1973 Firebird T/A with the 455 super duty.

>>730816541
ya right. i drive a space shuttle

>>730815792
This.. I'm only 6'1"but thought the same thing until I was invited to a Mini Dealer event. Man was I shocked. On my second one now. I have a 130 mile round trip drive for work every day.. getting 30mpg does not suck.

>>730816541
I also have a huge belt buckle, cowboy boots and a cb radio.

>>730816625
No, you drive a mini.

>>730816732
That's 79 buckaroo.

>>730816268
This is usually how it looks when I wash my Mini... minus the chicks with dicks in their bikini bottoms... ok minus the chicks all together. But it looks like this in my mind.

most of the mechanics ive worked with say minis are lots of fun. ive never driven one but id give it a go

>>730816541
burt reynolds is gay. like you.

>>730815643
There ace little cars, nothing wrong with it
>2nd class driving is better than 1st class walking

>>730815643
Why are they called mini's?
oh and they are fucking gay actually

>>730816826
To be fair, one of those girls is probably the owner.

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>>730817010
like fucking a fat girl is better than wanking

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My wife's getting one. Can't wait to drive it. I don't care if they're considered gay. Only a beta lets other people sway them from getting what they want.

>>730815643
My best friend has one. It's fun as fuck. Haters dicks must be pretty small to think driving a mini is gay, considering the rally heritage and BMW engine.

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>>730817576
Fat girls are fun to drive too.

>>730815643
Okay, we get it bro. Youre not gay. Stop yelling at us. Your car on the other hand is a little faggot.

a machine can't be gay

>>730817763
fat girls fall in love too quickly. plus they always want to go to Denny's/IHOP afterwards

>>730817736
Its gay lol

>>730817736
have you ever sucked your friend's cock?

>>730817576
nope

>>730817903
>Its
Oh, look. A retard with invalid opinions.
>>730817979
Nope. Never even thought of it. Apparently cock sucking is something on your mind quite often. Perhaps you calling things gay is your closet door creeping open?

>>730818067
kek

>>730818067
cash, grass, or ass. no one rides for free

>>730818232
>babby boy watched a movie once
So special.

>>730816541
I've been in one of those. Scary as fuck.

>>730818304
do you even popular culture bro?

>>730818365
I was popular culturing before your balls dropped, "bro".

>>730815643
>2017
>thinking a car makes you gay
wut

>>730818449
Are you a eunuch then?

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>>730818449
>bragging you're an old man on /b/

>>730818581
People with no personal masculine accomplishments in life need to nitpick the lives of others to make themselves feel less pathetic.

>>730818671
>reaction images after 2010

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its better than a pt cruiser

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>>730818715

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>>730817895
Kek

>>730815643
YOU are gay!

>>730818716
>cruiser
Makes me see shiny leather and thick black moustaches with mirrored glasses

>>730818921
>is new
>continually proves how new he is
Time to grow out of it like everyone else did 7 years ago. I realize facebook/reddit told you that's a thing we still do here but it really isn't, other than other tourists like yourself.

>>730815643
You're a faggot Ian

>>730816818
That's a big 10-4, Cleetus.

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>>730815643
have you considered maybe you just look gay so when they see you driving it that is the only time people can bring the topic up?