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So a girl started working at the takeaway I work at recently.

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So a girl started working at the takeaway I work at recently. She only understands little English, but after a few weeks of us working together, when we were standing next to each other, bored because no customers, I write on a paper slowly "You" then I looked at her, then write "have an amazing" now she's smiling a little but kinda confused looking then I write "bum".

Who wants to see more of this perfect ass? Next I'm going to ask her if we could go to the back so I can legit kiss it.
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>>730801941
Post more of dat ass
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>>730801941
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>>730801941
more ass pls
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>>730802124
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>>730801941
great ass op - any face?
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>>730802292
nah man too risky lol, this was yesterday though I swear she knows I'm checking her ass out because before she never wore skin tight fitting stuff.
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>>730802357
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>>730802357
>>730802390
hnnng I love it when you just know they know you're checkin them out
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>>730801941
where's she from?
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>>730802390
Just fucking look at it man, I'm working there later if its not too busy I'm gonna ask her straight up if I can kiss it. That's all I have for now anyway.
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>>730802666
Romania
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Any luck on getting a piece of her, OP?
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>>730801941
Good job OP. Keep up the good moments like this and you two will be fucking in no time. Don't try too hard but don't make it seem like you lost interest. Maybe try asking what some words/phrases mean/pronounced in her last language and see where it goes
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>>730802679
Love the pantie line too.

Just spunk on it and record it like one of those creep videos
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>>730802679
her face decent? try and smash that asap
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>>730802759
>>730802777
I love the contrasting advice you get around here.

Trips wins though OP.

Remember to post it before the cops arrive
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OP try and get a sneak pic on her face
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>>730802759
Yeah I'll ask how to say 'amazing' in her language or something and refer to her bum?

>>730802777
Lol fuck that man I ain't that weird

>>730802793
Her face is more cute if anything, you wouldn't expect such a fat ass from it
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>>730802882
dude you sure you don't have a face pic of her?
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>>730802712
Romanians girls are fuckers, just do it.
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>>730801941
Ask her if she wants to hang out some time you faggot. Whats the worst shes gonna say, no?
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>>730802357
keep posting ass op
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>>730803131
she doesn't know how to say no in English
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>>730803168
I take some more later and repost this thread lol
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>>730803236
Try some front puzzy shot.
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>>730803226
Even better. It's not rape if she can't say no
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>>730802679
dat ass
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>>730801941
What language does she speak op? Maybe someone here can help
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>>730803388
looks like no undies.
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>>730801941
Obvious signs of a white man thinking he can just move in on a woman because she smiled. Dude you're low key commiting rape.
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>>730801941
Tell her your dick is massive
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Google translate
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>>730803523
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>>730802357
>>730802390
>>730802679
more of that ass
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>>730801941
Pantomime that you want to orally annex her anal Crimea. Try speaking slowly and loudly. Purchase a chocolate glazed donut, rim in violently while making slurping noises and thrusting at her posterior. That's how they do in Romania
source: I'm Romanian, that's how I got my 3rd child bride.
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>>730802679
is she asian?

I wish I was in your situation, play it smoothly OP
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>>730803807
Are you retarded? Read the fucking thread.
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>>730803807
>iz see AZN?
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>>730803807
STOOPIDASS
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>>730803734
>orally annex her anal Crimea
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You from the uk?
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>>730803807
>pictures of amazing ass
>Asian
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>>730803807
>is she asian?

Nailed it, map attached you troglodyte.
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That booty is swooty
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>>730803878
>>730803928
>>730804016
>>730804105

well done virgins, you got me for not wasting my time reading through every reply.

also her ass isn't even that big. That's the power of tight skin clothing.
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>>730803807
>QT: my grandmother is French but my Grandfather was Moroccan
>FaggotAnon: cool, I love asian food!
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>>730803807
Are you retarded?
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>>730804237
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>>730804237
skintight clothing doesn't reveal that she has a nice ass?
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>>730804237
You are not being punished for not being autistic. You are being punished for being a cancerous faggot who asks an easily answered question instead of seeking the answer out himself. You are like those faggots on celeb threads who ask for foot pics instead of just searching themselves. All the pieces are in front of you, but you can't be fucked to put them together.
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>>730803878
>>730803928
>>730804105
>>730804306
>>730804316
>>730804318
>>730804371
samefagging to keep the thread alive x[}
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>>730804453
like I give a fuck about whether I've inconvenienced you
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>>730804473
Butthurt AsianAnon {x}
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>>730804473
xD you got me!
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>>730804515
Welp, you inconvenienced yourself faggot. Now everybody knows that you flunked 4th grade geography. Or as they say in Romania:
Ching chong ling long, edgy faggot desu
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>>730804618
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>>730804473
No retard, we all just think you are retarded
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>>730802882
what language
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>>730804694
Asian.
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>>730804306
>>730804105
>>730803928
>>730803878
>>730804652
>>730804618

I'd like to see this samefag prove hes not
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drop a dumpling,
accidentally trip into her dumplings.
>tounge first
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>>730803317
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>>730804741
Masterful Plan.
Bonus Points: tell us what it smells like.
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You went from a note complimenting her bum to asking if you can kiss it? That's too weird and she's not gonna take it, idk how no one else said this before. Just take it slower than that, unless your goal is to make her feel weird af.
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I don't give a fuck what this thread is about. All I want is more of that ass.
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>>730804740
And we would like to see a world where you didn't get Left Behind as a Child. Thanks Bush.
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>>730804858
You had to post a "le funny meme face" to your own comment, you sure look big and funny in front of your anon-bros.

kys
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>>730804237
>also her ass isn't even that big
>isn't even that big
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>>730804858
>>730804910
>meme face
?
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>>730804910
Dude, you're getting bullied on /b/. Close out of your browser and go outside.
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>>730804855
Seconded. Want more of dat assssss
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>>730804855
this please
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>>730804910
Stop your faggotry, you got btfo for being retarded.
>>730804855
OP, we want some more!
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>>730805087
epic doge meme to go with ur epic burn pal
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>>730805333
Never before has anyone cared this much about seeming like they don't care.
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>be me
>20ish girl moved from Romania to find a better life in America
>find a nice house in a good neighborhood
>going to college to better my education
>not good at English, but trying
>to pay for these classes I need a job
>see ad for a takeaway restaurant
>go in to apply, get the job
>like the job, nice coworkers
>one day I hear a wheezing and turn because I'm curious
>a guy I'd never seen before slides next to me
>most autistic man I've ever seen
>easily 300 pounds with a neck beard
>"so you don't speak English huh?"
>cringe and say "not very good but a little"
>with a twinkle in his eye he writes a note and slides it under my hand
>it says 'you'
>mkay..
>he takes it back and scribbles some more
>now it says 'have an amazing'
>really don't like where this is going, cringe but I think he thinks I'm smiling. Just want to get out of this situation
>he takes it back for the final piece
>'ass'
Someone help me, I think he's taking pictures of me and I don't know how to stop it. All I own are leggings and I can feel his presence whenever I work
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>>730805417
you're the one pretending to be different people whilst posting reaction memes to your own "burns"

at least change the filename of your images if you wanna try that hard
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>>730804473
fake news
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>>730805492
Oooooh, you got me! It was actually ME the whole time! I wanted to seem like a cool customer! Took the piss right out of me pal!
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>>730805435
Kek
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OP here about to show her my dick, hopefully she doesnt laugh at me lol
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>>730805665
Looks fine to me.
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>>730801941
Don't ask to kiss it you idiot. After one note?
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>>730805789
No, that's what Normies do when they meet a cute girl. They flirt with them in a language they don't understand and then kiss their buttocks.
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>>730805892
Kek, his funeral I guess
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Where is she from?
What city is this?
What food place is this?
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>>730803807
Spidey bread now
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Dated a Romanian girl once.

They're fucking semen demons. She was older than me, a virgin, and really fucking eager to do anything.

Second best sex in my life.
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>>730806100
Am Romanian, everyone says that. I never get to meet girls like that. Wtf am I doing wrong?
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>>730806145

Being same culture. Go after Czech girls (also easy).
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>>730806038
Asia, London, Panda Express
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>>730806145
Stop being the town Rapist.
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>>730806254
Isn't Czechia in Asia though?
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>>730806419
Well, so is Romania, sooooo...
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>>730802712
Gypsie scum. She'll probably rob you
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>>730806673
dead meme
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>>730803807
Holy hell everyone is really hating on you.
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>>730806883
Didn't you hear? It's just one guy who is samefagging. Multiple people disproved this, but they are fake news.
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Its 11:00 at night I just read this whole thread.
I'll tell you what happened.
>op post bum of girl he like and want to date
>some people ask for more bum and face
>a heated argument stars abunch of cool meme kids fighting guy who ask for asian
>same fagging
>spiderman
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>>730807514
KYS NIGGER
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>>730803807
retard
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>>730807514
Thanks.
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>>730801941
>>730801941
>>730801941
>>be me
>>20ish girl moved from Romania to find a better life in America
>>find a nice house in a good neighborhood
>>going to college to better my education
>>not good at English, but trying
>>to pay for these classes I need a job
>>see ad for a takeaway restaurant
>>go in to apply, get the job
>>like the job, nice coworkers
>>one day I hear a wheezing and turn because I'm curious
>>a guy I'd never seen before slides next to me
>>most autistic man I've ever seen
>>easily 300 pounds with a neck beard
>>"so you don't speak English huh?"
>>cringe and say "not very good but a little"
>>with a twinkle in his eye he writes a note and slides it under my hand
>>it says 'you'
>>mkay..
>>he takes it back and scribbles some more
>>now it says 'have an amazing'
>>really don't like where this is going, cringe but I think he thinks I'm smiling. Just want to get out of this situation
>>he takes it back for the final piece
>>'ass'
>Someone help me, I think he's taking pictures of me and I don't know how to stop it. All I own are leggings and I can feel his presence whenever I work


This is OP spot on. An autistic obese neck-bearded ugly-ass creep.
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>>730807683
???
>did you just asume my race
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