When/how was /b/'s first time?

>>730783613
never

>>730783613
I was fucked in the ass by some italian guy in a farmers field outside a music festival while high on mdma

>>730783613
What first time?

Almost 12 years go. I was 16.
It was kinda shitty...felt like i was pressured into it. He said "its either now or never" and of course me being the stupid teenager i was chose now

>>730784099
that's funny because my first time was fucking some dude in the ass in a farmers field outside a music festival

>>730784495

God bless naive, optimistic girls like yourself.

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Fuckin sucked.

>17
>horny
>went on BP
>paid a hooker to fuck me
>coudn't thrust properly
>her C section scar made me flaccid
>i put on a fake new york accent the whole time because i was afraid shed hear my real voice
>i felt so disgusting afterwards
>mfw that was my first and only time

>>730784689
Well i was 16 so of course i was naive as fuck haha

>>730784754

How old are you now? There's no shame in paying for a hooker...Trick is to pay up for a decent one.

>>730784614
Well then you're a dick lol
The guy basically just slapped my ass and tookoff, didn't even hug ;_;

>>730784975

Silly faggot. The slap on the ass WAS the hug.

>>730783613
>/b/
>had sex
pick one

>>730784975
how does it feel to get fucked in the ass on mdma?

Oh christ, long story, i'll try to tl;dr greentext it.
>be me
>be with grade 8 boy who I have a huge crush on in gym class
>take his hand and run off with him while nobody is looking
>making out under bushes
>blow him for a bit
>he's horny
>get on all fours and let him enter me
>caught by groundskeeper
>fired by principal and go to prison for a few years
>never allowed to teach again
>never even got my dick sucked by him

>>730784942
20 now. Havent made an attempt at getting laid. I dont think i would have too much of an issue anyway. Not some kind of autistic fuckboy, just extremely busy with my studies and work. Hooker seems to be the best way forward.

How much should i pay /hr? What sites/channels should I survey?

behind a movie theater. shit was cash

>>730785677

I'm a britbong. Generally I order escorts like I order pizza - occasionally when I'm feeling too lazy to put effort in and want to fill the need.

As for cost, I generally pay about £170 for an hour, insist that it's not some eastern bloc whore that's probably lied about her STD tests. The agency also knows not so send Niggers or Arabs unless the girls don't mind some good old raceplay.

>>730785539
It wasn't the greatest cause it was freezing and the guy was kind of rapey and wouldn't slow down.
I'm sure it'd be great if not for the whole shittiness of the rest of the situation lol
It makes it feel really weird though cause it feels like your butthole is just swallowing up dicks. Like every movement seems a lot longer than it actually is.

>>730786281

Getting assfucked is an act of violence anon, and you were in a field. The fuck were you expecting? candle light and meaningful conversation while you spooned under a fur blanket?

>>730786557
You don't have to do it violently.... I just like cuddling and going slow
I probably should have known better that night but I was pretty out of it and he seemed pretty convincing lol

>talk to qt3.14 on online app
>meet up
>drink a bottle
>hit it off really well
>go back to her place
>both lose our virginities
>sex wasn't even awkward just quick
>fucked 2 times that night then one more time the next morning
10/10 would do again

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>>730784754
>i put on a fake new york accent the whole time because i was afraid shed hear my real voice

my. sides.

>>730783613
Never had my first time.

I'm only 27, so there's plenty of time.

My first time having sex fucking was with some boys in my scout troop. We had four of us crammed into that tent, paired off into sleeping bags jacking each other off, sucking each other off, and then finally fucking.

My first time getting fucked? Same group. By the end of the summer we had all fucked and been fucked by each other.

>>730787103
Storytime?

>>730786998
At this point, you'd be better to just wait for your wizard powers.

>>730786998

lol...No there isn't. Better settle in and get used to being a 40 year old virgin my friend.

>>730783613
I remember the first time I died inside. How the kitchen lights were a little yellow.

>>730787192
I was told that there are no wizard powers, that it's all a lie.

>>730787276
>lol...No there isn't. Better settle in and get used to being a 40 year old virgin my friend.
I probably won't live to 40+ though.

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>>730787103

Bear, is that you?

>>730787373
Well then, you're gonna die a virgin. My advice is to get yourself a nice, classy prostitute.

>>730787373
>no wizard powers
Don't listen to him Anakin!

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>>730786104
Niggers galore in my area. Seen a lot of asians. Im thinking the zipperheads might be the way to go, cause i sure as fuck will never fuck with a nigger hooker only to be robbed by taeqwon when he emerges from under the bed

>>730787558
>Well then, you're gonna die a virgin. My advice is to get yourself a nice, classy prostitute.
Too expensive. Also probably illegal where I am.

>>730787578
I ain't seen no wizards yet.

>>730787753
Illegal where I was. I got to try out my NY accent in the process.

Just go for it you pussy

>>730787687

Look. Think of it this way: it's a shitty idea to lowball a hooker, which leaves you paying anywhere between £80 - £180 an hour. That means that you shouldn't settle for something mediocre, and you sure as shit shouldn't pick something up off the street.

Would you eat a burger that's been repeatedly walked on? No. Respect yourself just a little my friend; all women are whores. You may as well buy one that's classy enough to KNOW she is and put the effort in out of choice instead of needing to make ends meet because of ivan the greasy russian pimp that hooked her on meth.

>>730787753

And that, my friend, is why you're a virgin.

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>>730783613
>17

Ironically i refuse to date any girl who isnt a virgin just because im a dick like that and i like my girls pure and odd.

Like a few days ago. Pretty dope letting a random dude fuck you.

>>730788065
I like the way you think, you limey bastard

I was 12 and my sister was 5 and my baby sitter who was 15 told me let's "play house" and I had a decent sized closet so we went in there needless to say we did what "mommy's and daddy's do". Creampied her at the end she told me to never tell anyone but I told a few people the funny thing is my sister or any other family member still doesn't know. Yes I have I did run into her but it wasn't tell I was 22 most awkward thing of my life. Also my ex girlfriend thought I lost my virginity to her.. no I never told her that I did when I was 12 I'm a shitty person but hey we can't all be great

>>730788212

It's refreshing to know someone does.

>>730788224
Sounds like she was probably victim of sexual abuse at some point. Nice score bro

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My first time was when I invited my friend to sleepover (He's a guy like me) when we were 13. I was a pervert from the age of 6 and used my age to slap people on the asses and everybody thought it was cute.

Back to the story, we were sleeping on the same bed and I literally just said "Let's fuck" and he obviously accepted. The thing is, I never got it inside because I was a dumb 13-year old. He sucked me off and we slept. I don't even find men attractive these days.

It seems that it had some sort of effect on my friend though, he's depressed nowadays and only stays at home. Only I know his secret and I'm pretty sure he just wants the D.

The first time I fucked a girl though was when I was 18 years old, until then I wasn't even interested in sex for some reason. We got drunk, I grabbed her head and shoved my dick in her mouth. I casually facefucked her and made her deepthroat my dick, and she apologizing that she couldn't do it well. After that we went to the bathroom and I fucked her on the floor and against the wall.

My old crush was sleeping next to us when this girl sucked me off, it was funny because since that day, my old crush started to advance towards me but I never gave her a chance.

Then I left before the girl's BF came home.

>>730785486
/thread

>>730788138
Nah, other poorfags get sex. It's because I never interact with women. I just don't have any points of interaction with them, because I dislike all the activities that would lead to meeting women.

>>730788058
Maybe once I'm closer to dying.

>>730783613
>when
June 1996

>how
by putting my penis in a vagina

~fin~

>>730788413
>It seems that it had some sort of effect on my friend though, he's depressed nowadays and only stays at home. Only I know his secret and I'm pretty sure he just wants the D.
Why don't you offer to fuck him?

>>730788065

Tried adultwork.com? Usually a good source for escorts.

>>730783613

Drunk as hell. 17 years. Prostitute was paid to me by my boss at the time. Also ate Viagra.
I had no idea what the fuck to do. Did not come.

>>730787163
I can, if you want.

>scout group made up of sheltered white kids, I'm the only white kid from a single parent and without a lot of money
>I'm the one people come to with most problems, and also the one who knows the most about sex and masturbation (maybe 13 at the time? I think a little younger)
>it was the summer everyone was popping their first boners and the four of us were in on this big secret we kept from everyone else
>we were at a big mountain hike from several scout groups, mostly older so we were ignored, during the days we'd go on hikes to secluded areas and jerk off
>that morning we had gone to a clearing, took turns getting naked and sucking each other off for the first time
>this one kid I really, really, liked. His name was Andy, he was blonde, and not quite the youngest but he was just thin and girly
>He was the first one to suck anyone off, and I had him suck me while all the other two watched
>they started jacking off to it
>he doesn't want me to cum in his mouth but I cum so late it ends up all over his face and chest, but he says he likes how it feels, so the others jerk off and cum on him
>he's on his knees covered in three separate loads
>that night we all pile into one tent, lock the zipper door and start pairing up in our sleeping bags, we undressed each other and at first just hugged and humped, pressing our cocks against each other, until we're both breathing heavy and wanting something more
>he asks me to suck him off in return, I kiss every inch of him until I reach his dick, it's small in my hand and I can lick the entire shaft to head in one go
>I suck his cock for a while, then I want to feel what it's like to get cummed on, so I start jerking his cock off an inch from my face
>he has this tiny orgasm, just a few drops land on my lips, I lick it off and taste cum for the first time that night

>>730788589

I have, actually. I usually use them when I'm travelling around.

I've got a bud that constantly takes the piss because I pay for sex. He's married. And he's got kids.

Bitch, is he seriously telling me he's getting laid for free?

>>730783613
Fucked a black hooker when I was 17

>>730788830
Thanks!

>>730788573
I don't like the way he looks.

>>730789089

He's a dude. Unless your dick is in a really strange place, you won't be looking at him.

Stupid faggot.

>17
>dating 16 year old gf
>she wanted to dump me because i wasnt to wild
>both in drumline and were on campus after school
> Making out
>unbuttoned her pants
>She said she didn't think i could go all the way (her kinda teasing me)
>broke into drumline storage room by lock pickin git
>she wasn't to excited
>finally inserted in her
>She literally screamed in pleasure
> didn't understand the feeling at first but she sorta guided me
> came after 2 mins
> she said it was aweosome
>My back was literally bleeding from the scratch marks
> Fucked again after drumline practice in her car

we dated for 2 years but we didnt have too much in common in the end. the sex is the only thing that really kept us together sadly. now shes married with a kid in vermont while im here on /b/

>>730789161
I don't care about his problems. I'm not here to cheer him up. Why pick a useless social outcast when you can fuck a girl who introduces you to more girls.

>>730789089
Just do reverse cowgirl lol

>>730789417

You. I will be your wingman any time.

>>730789440
If he shaved his whole body and loved to cook, I'd consider. For now, he's no use to me. Maybe if he gets himself together.
>>730789572
Aww, you deserve your share.

>be me
>16
>Party that some chick was throwing in the oldest barn in Canada that I knew from my best friend
>Was trying to fuck her qt friend (small, super hot scene girl type)
>Ended up getting stupid drunk with all my buddies because we knew we weren't getting laid
>First time ever smoking weed while super drunk
>I was a mess
>The hot chicks friend (complete hambeast) started looking alright
>She started flirting with me, I flirted back
>10 mins later we were in the tall grass behind the barn fucking
>Whiskey Dick to the extreme plus the fact that she just smelled fucking gross
>ended up nopeing out of that situation after I couldn't cum
>she continued to follow me the entire night
>Party got busted by the actual owners of the barn, and once they left everyone else left
>It was only me, my best friend, the girl he was trying to fuck and the hambeast
>I look outside the tent and the barn is on fire, so bad that there's no saving it now.
>Panic because 16 year old kids from the city without a car or a way back home
>The girl my best friend was trying to fuck shows up with a car full of people, we hop in the back and drive to the nearest mcdonalds and sit in the parking lot (3 am by this point)
>Hambeast is still trying to have a round 2 plshelpme.png
>Cop Cars are zooming past the mcdonalds in the direction of the fire
>One of our friends dad's came and dropped us off near home

Kind of a meh story but it was probably the last night I ever had more than 1 beer.

Age 16, early 90s.
>getting hot and heavy with gf
>two horny people
>both Virgins
>I want to put it inside her
>no protection
>letsdothis.iff
>I slide in, move a bit
>fuckingblowmassiveload.iff
>oh fuck! Panic, pull dick out.
>her first time, my first time
>my dicks covered in blood, is that normal?
>jizz and blood dripping out of pussy
>spend next month that worrying I got her pregnant or broke her pussy.

>>730789702

I know it fucker, which is why you're gonna find me in bed cornholing your mother.

>>730790066
Go ahead, I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

>>730790265

Wait. You took that amazingly sportingly. Is she a looker? Would YOU fuck her?

>be 22
>meet girl at party
>we start dating after a week or so
>take it slow, don't kiss her until a few dates in
>start getting more and more sexual fast
>she's had a boyfriend before who she lost hers to
>I'm still virgin
>finally buy condoms, decide to do it that night
>she's super supportive during it
>first time was good, sex gets better
>date for a year and a few months

Best relationship I've had so far

>2010
>dating qt 3.14 for 2 months
>we make out and have oral a few times
>"so anon, when are we gonna do it for real?"
>uhhhh.idk
>that night buy condamn from walmart
>go to park at night
>i sit in a baseball dugout as she squats on me diq
>felt aight

>>730790366
She's okay, not good enough to fuck though. If a guy wants to fuck my mother, they're welcome to do it. She's not my property, lol

>>730790515

hmm...got a pic?

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>>730790717
You couldn't handle her.

>>730791158

Eh. Better looking than my mum. The tat is especially fap worthy.

>>730784754
>i put on a fake new york accent the whole time because i was afraid shed hear my real voice
I don't even understand why this would have even been necessary...

>>730791437

Don't you know anon? All 17 year old cocks are so massive and legendary, that she'll be addicted to his cock and give up selling her body forever.

From there, she'll fall into a state of desitution; unable to afford her former lifestyle, any kind of drugs, and will instead end up living with the rest of the homeless of NYC in storm sewers and under bridges.

And all because of that one 17 year old with an amazing cock. Yes. Him. Her current living conditions are all his fault god damn it, and now he must make reparations! He must marry her immediately, and feed her the cock she hungers for so much more than meth, heroin or cocaine.

DAMN THAT 17 YEAR OLD VIRGIN.

here we go.

>be 10 year old girl
>step-bro is same age
>night time
>sleep with step-bro & 5 year old sister
>sister is asleep
>step-bro asked me to stroke him
>minutes later i go on top of him
>feel his dick enter, hurts like fuck
>he cums inside me
>never got pregnant

for a few years until we were 13 we kept going. the last time we've done it was unpleasant, i wanted to stop but he kept going until i told his dad on him (he got beat up and was sent away to live with his real mom).

i don't consider this my first, but technically it is. i am currently engaged and i sadly had to tell my fiancé this, surprisingly be took it well after not being told after 3 years.

Smoked a shit ton of weed and started playing footsies with the guy that was left at the gathering, one thing led to another but was actually a pretty good time

All males lose there virginity at birth. Your dick was inside a vagina. So there you go you losed your virginity to your mums.

>>730791851

So...You enabled him, encouraged him, and indulged him - and then when it was no longer convenient for you, you ruined his life and his connection with his dad.

You fucking cunt. I genuinely hope you lead a shitty life, because frankly you deserve every fucking thing you get.

>>730792061
i didn't know what i was doing until i was first introduced to the internet and learned a lot of things. when i realized what we were doing was wrong, i had to do something otherwise i could have gotten pregnant.

also, when i told him to stop, he as well knew it was wrong to continue but he kept going and threatened to sexually hurt me unless i let him. i got scared and told on him.

also, his dad and him are not completely separated. they still talk to each other and he apologized to him. me and him didn't talk often, but when we did, we pretended that it never happened. my dad is planning to visit him (out of state) this summer.

>>730792520

Oh fuck off. I don't know a single 10 year old these days that isn't a little slut in the making that actively gets off on being as much of a cocktease as they can be with a flat assed body.

You all know about sex, You just don't know you WANT sex and this is your step brother's trap. And there's not a single thing wrong with you fucking you dumb cunt - it's not incest.

FUCK, you're dumb.

>>730784689
>girls
Implying that poster isn't a guy

>>730786805
Shut the fuck up faggot no one cares about your gay sex

Fucking horrible.

My aunt got stuck into me when I was 4. Had to do all sorts of shit to her. Her pussy stank of ass.
Years later when i told the family, they didnt believe me and sided with her. Either that or they just wanted it under the carpet. Now i have nothing to do with them. Fucking bitch, I hate her want her dead.

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>>730783613
So it's been like 2 years since I've posted on here let alone replied to a post but here we go.

First time was on my 16th birthday, like pretty much as soon as it hit midnight. Had been kinda seeing this girl for a while, who I'd actually dated back in 8th grade for a bit, we always kinda had an on/off thing. She was really into me but I didn't know if I was down cuz she was all into chemical drugs and shit at the time which I didn't like. Anyways, just got back from a trip in Europe, and I was turning 16. My friend was over with his gf (who was my girl's best friend), and they were hooking up downstairs. After hooking up for a bit with my girl she was like "we should fuck" and I was more nervous than I could ever fucking explain, she told me "meet me outside in a minute", and she left the room to go out to my backyard (I lived in the country with a big property so this was in no way like exhibitionism lol). I was basically shitting myself, being like "what should I do, should I go? etc." and I remember looking in the mirror and being like "alright you little faggot today's the day you become a man", and I went and got a blanket and headed down to my backyard by my pool. I walked past my buddy and his girl in my basement and they kinda did like an "oooohooohhhhhh" sorta thing knowing I was about to get laid, which just made me more nervous. I go outside, and down by my pool I see my girlfriend completely naked just standing there in the moonlight. This girl ended up being crazy and shit, but I won't lie, she was fuckin hot and I instantly got hard. As soon as I reached her she grabbed me and we started kissing, and she told me to "take my pants off", I did, and had the fuckin biggest hard on of all time. She made quick work of starting to blow me, and at this point my brain was fuckin exploding and I was thinking so fast that I could hardly comprehend I was about to get laid.

>>730786998
I'm 29 and have been with 14 women.

Pro tip : life is still shit after sex

Sex actually makes life more difficult.

>>730792010
Except for those virgins delivered through c-section.

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>>730793262
PArt 2/

After she sucked my dick for a couple minutes, she laid down on her back and (me being a virgin, her not being a virgin) she looked at me as though I knew what the fuck to do. I got down on top of her and I dunno if she was tight or not wet enough or if my dick was too big in that position but there was literally ZERO chance that motherfucker was going in that vagina. It literally hurt my dick when she was trying to stuff it in. After kinda trying to fuck like that for like 20 seconds she was like "here let me get on top of you instead" (this was't awkward btw we were like drunk and she was nice about all this), so she got on top of me and she took like half my dick and it was really tight, but felt good and warm and shit. She started riding it and it was at that moment when I saw her with the starry night's sky behind her riding my dick that I realized IM FUCKING GETTING LAID HOLY SHIT, and I distinctly remember laughing so out of place because I was so happy. She rode me for like 30 minutes and I didn't come, I don't think she did either, and then we went back inside, walking in on my buddy fucking his girlfriend as well. We let them be, had a cig, then had a big congrats on fucking hi-five before my girl and I went upstairs and I pounded her relentlessly for like 3 hours straight before busting the FATTEST nut inside her, that she mopped up using the shirt I wore when I saw Iggy Pop. True story.

>>730791851

>be 10
>step-bro is same age
>he cums

Highly improbable. Boys usually hit puberty at around 13.5 years.
12 is rare, 11 is very rare. 10 is extremely rare.

>>730793003
ok but this happened 11 years ago, where most 10 year olds (at least in my area) were stupid and not influenced by social media except shitty Imac G3s where we weren't allowed on any other site.

also i never said it was incest, it was only wrong because of our age and that the risk of pregnancy was high.

idk why you're so heated by a story in /b/ what are you a faggot

>>730783613

I was 16. I was trying to lose it to girl in her bedroom but we both lied and told the other that we weren't virgins because we didn't want to sound lame. Her pussy was so tight I literally could not get my cock inside her. Not trying to say I have a giant dick cuz i dont just that she was virginal and tryint to put anything in there bigger than a tampon hurt her like crazy. It took us so long to figure out how to get my dick inside her without her screaming in pain lol i fingerbanged her for like an hour hahaha nostalgic af

>>730793003

Yeah, you know... maybe you should not be hanging around with 10 year-old girls.

>>730793754
that explains why i never got pregnant after 3 years.

>>730793870

Because little bitches like you make life shitty for everyone. YOU break up families. YOU ruin men's lives.

And you think you deserve happiness? Fuck you. What's to stop you turning on the tears if one night your poor, son of a bitch husband decides he wants to fuck you in a way you don't like and going to the police to tell them you were raped?

Fuck you. And don't tell us that it's something that you would never do to someone you care about, because you already (apparently) did.

>>730794112

Why? It's not like I don't have some fucking self control dude. Girls get sexualised early.

>>730794112
Lol amen "I dont know a single 10 year old that isn't a little slut in the making" pffffftfttttttt

>>730794122
You being a male explains it better

>>730794141
Lol dude she just said that she didn't want to keep fuckin and the kid kept fucking her so she punished him by telling his dad, that's pretty fair if a chick was like hey please stop fucking me, Id just stop and be like shit are you ok? chill the fuck out ya sounding rapey as fuck

>>730793870

11 years ago kids were already getting in trouble for using the webcam.
Kids always mess around during prepuberty, and shit like this happens all the time, and has been happening since the dawn of the species.

What do you think inspired the works of a man like Vladimir Nabokov?

>>730794344

You can't rape a whore. And all women are.

Stop fucking whiteknighting.

>>730794454
Clearly ya just don't get pussy cuz you're ugly or weird or both so you've got some fuckin complex thinkin chicks are whores. I'm not a piece of shit and I happen to love women so maybe there's a correlation there hahah

>>730794203

The fact that you describe something as natural as the onset of puberty as "a little slut in the making" shows exactly where you're coming from, and where your mind is at.

>Be 21
>there is a tranny who is in live with me
>after a year being friends with her i decide to start a relationship
>late at night, im staying at her house (not the first time but we never did anything before)
>she asks if we should kiss
>my first kiss
>she starts touching my body
>feels so weird in a good way
>she start going down until she gets to my dick
>at that moment i couldnt realize if she was actually touching my dick or i was imaging/dreaming it because it felt so weird and i was kinda sleepy
I guess thats all
It felt fantastic, like literally that first time was better than most of the times i has had sex (including with girls)
For those pervs wondering, after the greentext i grabbed hers and made her cum a lot. And after 6months dating we had anal for the first time, that would be my first time doing penetration.

>>730794435
Clear pedo is clear

>>730793974
She could have been incredibly nervous too, or had a thicker than usual hymen.

The girl I popped had me moving my legs like you would in those football tackle drills, trying to get traction on the bed. That fucking thing did NOT want to pop and I had nowhere good to brace my feet lol.

Then for awhile after that every time she came was like a meat vice, I couldn't move inside her until her orgasm passed, it really frustrated her a few times before all the fucking we did stretched things out to normal.

>>730794141
Yea dude tried ignoring her and telling her to shut up and keep fucking, I'm not finding much fault with her throwing a fuck you back at him. He could have been decent, instead he was a fuck, he did it to himself.

>>730794454
Well you clearly have a healthy view of women and should be listened to.. O_o

>>730794583

Yeah that hymen variation is crazy. I popped a girls with my fingers by accident once. Super thin. Yeah after we figured it out we fucked like crazy all the time

>>730794141
>women should please men in any way they choose, even if the women in question do not want to
>reporting rape makes you a cunt

Ok anon, you've got some problems.

>>730794807
Ignore his type, either lvl 99 virgin or had gf stolen by a Chad.
Sorry anon, I had to tap dat ass.

>>730794970
kek

>>730794141
Anon, tell your mom she still owes me fifty for letting her suck my dick ok?
-chad

>>730784614
Keep the Reddit switcharoo to Reddit you piece of animal shit

>>730783613
I fucked a girl in the ass in the back if my car.
I had her ride in top so she could take it at her own pace but she sat on my dick full force and I came after like 4 mins of her just pounding herself on my dick.
I guess it was okay, the penetration was kinda painfully tight(dunno why they say the anal ring is the only tight part of it) and my dick was sore for awhile afterwards, but cuddling a girl after you fill her with your cum, staying in her until you're too soft to stay in became a fetish of mine afterwards.

>>730793204
You can literally only speak for yourself

jesus so much gay shit in this thread i cant even jack off tonite... oh well guess that'll make it better tmr.

goodnight, b

>>730785591
Fucking what

>>730786998
Dude...the older you get the higher the expectations in you as a sexpartner. Start as early as you can or you will be out of competition. There's nothing wrong with getting yourself a escort girl.

Mostly even better than a real gf.

>>730795254
I don't care about gay sex but now that anon got all upset I want to hear more stories on gay sex.

>>730795529
Not at all true. Faggot.

>>730785591
Best story so far

When i lost it to a girl or i lost it to a guy?

>>730783613
> having sex

Fucking newb

>>730795252
That sounds pretty hot. =)

How old were you and her?

>>730795609
Which Part exactly. Expectations or the Escort Thing?

>>730784614
Reddit tier garbage. Keep that shit off of here you unfunny cunts.

>>730783613
When I broke both my arms and my mom had to help me bath....Green text story?

>>730795529
>escort
>better than a real gf

I guess that would depend on what you want, if you just want to fuck on the pay as you go plan then that would be the way to do it.

If you want an actual relationship though then paying an escort for GFE may not cut it.

>>730795666
Me 17 her 16.
And it was pretty hot, Satan.

>>730795866
Casts too rough on your peen to wack it anon?

>>730795948
If I was back in (my)teens again I'd try for some anal. At the time I was just so happy to be fucking it didn't even cross my mind.

>>730795866
Fuck off to leddit.

>>730783613
>When/how was /b/'s first time?

"was"?
I'd rather say "will be (I hope)".

Whats sex? Everyone keeps saying it

>>730796270
When you put your peepee to vajayjay

>>730796967
Or just bounce up and down on a dick in your butt. Way better than vagoos

>be 18
>attractive but socially awkward
>meet girl I knew on internets for the first time at park
>we go back to the woods
>nocondom.jpeg
>"just make sure you pull out"
>lol.didn't
>haven't talked to her since

>>730784251
Kekked

Fucked first girl when I was 14, I'm pretty suprised because I lasted pretty long and went twice, was surprised about how shitty condoms actually feel

>>730795220
That was here first newfag. Always remember the Nazi Grandpa

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>>730784754
>i put on a fake new york accent the whole time because i was afraid shed hear my real voice

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>>730791437
>>730791793
>>730786867
it was so she couldn't go to the cops and do a police line up by sound of voice. i didn't want her putting me in jail for paying for a prostitute.

>24
>Trip to Turkey to meet up with a girl I met five years prior in China
>Amazing time
>The end

I dressed like a slutty trap and let an old man use me as a deputy

17, in a hallway drunk. Was okay apart from the fact that I don't remember much of it.

I ended up working with the same girl at my current job.

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>>730784754
>i put on a fake new york accent the whole time because i was afraid shed hear my real voice
I'm leaving this website, I've seen everything

>>730784689
>girls
projecting your thirst?

>>730783613
>me 14
>she 15
>fingerfucking her for months now
>thin small boobs
>perfectly round ass
>she decided to wrap her legs around me while fucking
>constantly saying "it hurts but it's good"
>we fucked everyday after that for about 7 months or so
>she was stupidly prude and every new thing was very exciting to her

>>730794909
/b/ got cucked

>>730794736
>>730794807
>>730794909

When did /b/ turn into /c/uck...

>>730803940
Around the time /r/thedonald invaded 4chan and started calling everything 'cuck'

>>730783613
never am virgin till the day i die ;w;

>>730804252
>thinking cuck started with trump
Well you just showed your new card.

Sucked, some blonde 15 year old when I was 13.....
I discovered I'm anorgasmic then and wouldn't come to know it's a medical condition until almost 20 years later after it's already ruined 2 decades of my life after girl after girl cheated on me cuz they couldn't please me

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>>730783613
>tfw someone else took jenn's cherry

>>730804374
>new
LOL

No it started with the nazi fucks, who just happen to be Trumpnuggets, that invaded /pol and /r/thedonald

Anyone using 'cuck' as a slur comes off as a fucking inbred moron.

>be 17
>girlfriend is 16
>she's 4-10 with c-cups that look huge on that tiny frame
>we've gotten to second base plenty of times
>even headed to third base but always caught in a run-down and tagged out
>her parents are out and I'm going for the grand slam
>in her bed, been fooling around for an hour
>slide into her (she was a virgin)
>as soon as I'm in we hear her parent's car in the driveway
>get dressed faster than ever before
>sitting on couch when they walk in
>gf says she's going to do laundry in the basement, tells me to follow her
>go into the basement, she grabs an old blanket and spreads it on the floor
>drop trousers, she lifts her skirt and I finish what I started upstairs

>>730792520
And you look at him as like an evil rapist cuz you said stop....

Seriously!

I wish they invented body swap technology so all you females would stop being whiny cunts cuz you'd finally understand how hard it is to stop as a male, MUCH LESS a teenaged male.


It's be the equivalent of someone saying here is a million dollars and a potion for the most perfect body ever, no zits or working out with huge tits and perfect hair 24/7 free for anyone who takes it first.....
But your boyfriend says "stop, don't take it"
My dick if you could stop...

I'm 32 years old and love my wife more than life itself... Yet I still have trouble slowing down much less instantly stopping when she says stop cuz she is getting sore.
Anorgasmic btw I can literally fuck for hours upon hours so I pity the poor 20 year old
Love her so damned much, tastiest pussy ever too

>after 11 weeks the much older than me girl id been seeing finally invites me over to her house, says roommate is gone
>on the train ride over, take a picture of my face to catalogue my last picture as a virgin
>get into bed with her after arriving, we slowly take off our clothing
>her vagina is extremely hairy, but i decide to try going down anyways
>smells like absoulte death, globs of vaginal goo oozing out of her fetid crease into my mouth
>insert dick, huge glob of bloody mucus poops out of her vagina onto my dick
>grab it and fling it across the room so that she doesnt see it and get embarresed
>cum in about 30 seconds

best day of my life

>>730783613
It was alright. My girlfriend rode me in my truck. didn't get to cum though since we were both virgins.

In a forest...

Tip: is a bad Idea for a first time

>>730783613
It wasn't

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>>730783613
never had one

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>>730784754
The voice of a real martyr

>>730796967
How can i try this withoughthe a gurl also am over 18 definitely yes

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