Hey /b/ I want to kill myself but make it look like it was an

If you live in a mountainous area, drive your car off a cliff with a long drop

>>730776237
Make a suicide note with your left hand so people would start thinking you didn't actually wrote it.

>>730776574
Sounds painful

Strangle yourself with a belt while watching scat porn in your chair naked. It will look like you accidentally died trying to get off

put a charcoal grill in an empty bathtub, light it, towels under the door, close the vents, put on some music and go to sleep.

>>730776237
>Steal fast car
>Make a noose, and tie the end of it somewhere under the car
>Put brick on gas pedal on nearest highway
>Climb on the roof of the car and surf it for as long as you can
>Jump once satisfied

Go out with a bang, Anon.

>>730776862
Would this actually work?

Jump off a building youll die before you hit the ground. Leave a note saying you were pushed off. No one would question if it was suicide.

>>730777904
Yes. Carbon Monoxide poising is a painless way to die that you dont notice

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>>730778808

Post pic of yourself at beach. Swim or paddle into ocean on raft with bricks. Put bricks in pockets, shoot yourself in head, fall into sea. Nobody questions drowning in the ocean since it happens so much.

>>730777705
Neat idea, but without adequate steering you would be in the ditch in 1/4 of a second

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>>730779978

>>730780680
kek

>>730776862
may have to do this soon

>>730780680
Holy shit 10/10

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>>730780680
God damnit

>>730776237
Why do you care how it looks?
You'll be dead, it won't matter to you.

>>730776237
Get into motorcycling and be as reckless as possible

>>730776862
You should get drunk as well approximately so you pass out quicker you may get sick and shit and vomit. Also let it burn outside until the smoke dies down so the charcoal is cooking and take it into bathroom let the carbon monoxide build up and then go in there. Apparently this is a no turning back method as it can leave you brain damaged if you change your mind or if anyone finds you and tries to save you.

>>730782199
Approximately? I meant *apparently

>>730780680
10 / 10

>>730782199
>can leave you brain damaged if you change your mind or if anyone finds you and tries to save you

That scares me

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>>730776237
Oh look, another attention whore
Goes to show how much of a loser you are, grats

>>730783072
Yeah I'd like to know what the success rate is. But when you Google "carbon monoxide no signs of struggle" heaps come up, so it must be okay if you do it correctly

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Suicide is not badass

>>730776237

>>730776237
Do you want to make it look like an accident so your family still gets the life insurance money?

>>730785075
Not OP, but.
You know, honestly, I never thought about doing it like that. I've attempted before so they'd put two and two together and they'd get hounded before anyone got any money, so it wouldn't work out, unfortunately.

But yeah, that'd actually be a decent way to go if you had some relatives you wanted to do some good for before you died.

>>730776237
unless you have health problems causing you unbearable pain every day do not do it

Don't make it look like an accident. Frame someone first, then kill yourself.

>>730776237
drive a lot and drive? idk

>>730776237
Hypothetically?
Well, off the top of my head you could get a small handgun, and two dozen helium balloons. Tie the balloons to the trigger guard of the gun, making sure you keep a good firing grip on it. Go outside and make sure there are no witnesses around. Point the gun at your forehead and put your other hand over the breach or next to the cylinder if it's a revolver. Shoot yourself between the eyes. The gunshot residue will be all over both hands making it look like you tried to wrestle the gun away from an attacker. When you go limp and fall back, the gun will be carried away by the balloons. If you use good balloons, maybe across county lines. Bam. Your suicide now looks like a murder or accidental shooting.

>>730787392
I've got a few more if that one doesn't tickle you right.

helium/exit bag.
painless and cheap.

Dont fucking kill yourself you retard

>>730788026
Newfag

>>730776707
4 u

>Keep car in garage
>Keep telling people you can't sleep recently
>Go in car when really tired and start up
>Fall asleep in car and die from carbon monoxide poisoning
Looks accidental and painless

choke and die on chicken nuggets

>>730776707
Drive faster

>>730778538
kek

>>730788961
This, but take a couple Ambien (Trazadone, Vicodin, Diphenhydramine... Whatever, something that would explain you passing out and staying out) first.

>>730776237
>take classes, get a motorcycle licence
>work enough to save up for a brand new sportsbike
>take it for a spin, feelsgoodman
>realize you are in control of your life, if you can accomplish transforming from a loser to a biker, you can do anything
>dont kill yourself

what happened to me

>>730787756
plz

Gas leak explosion or od on shit

>>730787392
fecking kek nice
>>730787756
gib more you fucking faggot wtf

>>730776237
Are you Candian by any chance? You got catphished about an hour ago?
Welcome /b/rother, embrace the hate.

>>730793286
LMFAO post the classic shoe on head pic

>>730780680
Can someone screencap this?

>>730776707
Not if the drop is big enough.
There will, however, be intense fear and instant regret once you do it.

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>>730780680
This guy

>>730776237
>I want to commit suicide
>I want it to be painless

If you're not afraid of death then there's no reason to be afraid of pain you colossal pussy