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I literary just took this photo less than a minute ago >prove

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I literary just took this photo less than a minute ago
>prove your not ugly
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>>730765230
You first
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you ARE ugly tho
you look 12
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Am I ugly?
(Bad ass fucking concert btw)
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>>730765230
Man or woman
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>>730765230
Show feet and legs
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>>730765509
Well the girls seem to think it's cute
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>>730765650
shut up normie
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>>730765581
Look like a hockey player
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>>730765716
The concert was at a hockey arena lmfao
I go to the gym so I'm flattered you say that <3 (no homo)
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>>730765517
Fuck off Weston
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>>730765588
I have man parts
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>>730765230
>literary
>your
Another "OP is a retard" thread
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>prove you're not ugly

Afraid I can't do that. I look like someone who got their facial features stapled on with the precision of a guy who's blindfolded, throwing darts at a wall.
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I'm the best looking out of all you tards.
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>>730766629
Most likely to rape someone
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>>730766310
If dubs you have to post a time stamped face pic
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>>730766629
Don't you gave a 14 year old girlfriend to attend to?
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Paranoid
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>>730766629
Except your forehead is pinched in so it looks like you have brain damage. But hey, girls love that "I'm mentally defective" look
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>>730765987
who is weston?
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>>730767261
Fuck off Weston
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I took this photo less than a minute ago as well
>checkmate
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>>730767644
Did someone draw your eyebrows on with a sharpie?
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>>730766629
You look like you smell like hummus.
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>>730767239
Look like an awkward teen
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>>730767938
It's shrek you fuckwad
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OP here, this is now a roasting thread. Here's a fresh pic of me at an angle
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>>730769097
Forgot pic but I'm not retarded I swear
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i'm from pakistan
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>>730768877
Is it the eyes or something?
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>>730769268
We can tell
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>>730769268
You look like you have nasty dick cheese and you smell like curry and vinegar and stale rat shit
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>>730767644
Watch out rock lee...
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>>730769718
You look young, immature
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>>730765581
Cute
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When did /b/ become the #1 place for teens who already know they look good to come and get jerked off by strangers and feed their ego?
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>>730765650
No they don't. You're not fooling anyone OP you massive, insecure faggot.
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>>730770543
>they look good to come and get jerked off by strangers
Son, I got bad news for you. You are a faggot.
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>>730767644
dubs get, 3 cheers for rock lee
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>>730767644
I can tell you have a unibrow and you shave the center
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>>730771184
Believe what u wanna believe
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OP is sexy wtf are u guys on about
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>>730765230
You got some nice dick sucking lips op
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>>730765230
Damn u cute
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>>730769183
I've seen heroin addicts with more meat on them
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>>730765581
get a new haircut and you'll look better
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me
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>>730769777
>You look like you have nasty dick cheese

I take it you are a dick cheese expert. Played with a lot of cheese have you. You want some of mine?
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>>730765581

I want to suck your toes so bad
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>>730769268
>'m from pakistan

And you are wearing the logo of the logo of the Argentine Football Association on your jacket
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>>730772110
...You'll cover your nipples but not your dick?

What a weirdo.
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Son, is that you?
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>>730772755
Embarrassed cause I have man boobs
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>>730772958
yeh your right i admit it
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>>730765987
Oh fuck off Sean
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Why do i fucking look like a 15 year old
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>>730773108
Fuck off john
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>>730765581
how big is it?
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>>730773157
You sure you are old enough to be on this site?
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>>730772110
You look like you've tried to put a empty wine bottle up your ass before
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>>730766629
Wes? Is that you?
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>>730773241
Ofc dude, i hit 18 7th of march
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>>730772958
So what, most guys nowadays have some man-boobery. You look fine anyway, just show everything.

>>730773157
You don't look 15.. more like 18-19. You're really cute though.
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>>730766629
Alright fine you're the best looking guy here but PLEASE DON'T BOMB US PLEASE HOLY SHIT PUT THE BOMB DOWN
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>>730773403
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>>730773157
I'd let you fuck my boi puss you game?
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>>730773157
You look like you smell like Doritos and axe body spray on an unshowered armpit
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>>730773620
Maybe... Do you have any pics of ya :3
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>>730773467
You look like you'd poke holes in my condom. Would let you sit on my face
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>>730773467
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>>730773726
Gorgeous eyes dude
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Camera broke, you boys already know why
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>>730773726
Does your step mom know you used her eye liner?
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>>730765517
Show feet
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>>730773732
Soon to be serial killer or school shooter
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>>730773732
You look like you insult people on Xbox live and you cry and throw your controller a lot, and when your dad tells you to stop you mutter that you hate him under your breath
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so many ugly persons here
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>>730773571
You should just redirect everyone to your portfolio at your tumblr page, Mr. Stumpycok.
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>>730773157
I've got a gigantic cock as well
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>>730774146
Lay off the meth, you look like you are tweaked out of your fucking mind
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>>730774122
>>730774142
heh, I guess I never realized how bad my resting bitch face is.
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>>730774146
You try to fight 13 year olds at your local skate park, and ask strangers if they have an extra cig
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>>730774221
you think
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>>730773758
No I just wanted to confirm you were gay. You have that look
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>>730774146
jesus christ you look like a disney character
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>>730774325
that is an awesome shirt
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>>730774325
Trap or female I can't tell could go either way
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>>730774325
Fuck me/10
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>>730774325
Sigh. You know the rules...
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>>730774142
I feel like you're projecting.
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>>730774325
Holy shit you're cute. I'd bang the living hell out of you.
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>>730774325
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>>730774457
>>730774490
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Why expose my tits yet? Why not get a little out of you first?
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>>730767239
Mods
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>>730774613
Fake. Abandon thread.
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>>730774613
Can I see your feminine bensi?
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>>730774356
Im bi, but i like girls more than boys, just haven't met a good choice of a male
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>>730774325
>>730774457
>>730774490
>>730774613
>>730774707
https://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/674909335
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>>730774613
Hnnnnng somebody whip they dick out
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>>730774613
doesn't look like you have much in the way of boobs
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>>730774221
you must have link then?
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>>730773571
Creepy room. It's oddly empty. Like your staying at your grandma's house for a few days.
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>>730774745
I got you niggers for a fee moments at least. Fuck you too white knight anon
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>>730774613
Op here, snapchat is T.sizzle5609,
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>>730765230
Would fuck that ass.
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>>730774597
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>>730774719
Look like you're angry cuz someone stuck too small of a dildo up your ass and it got lost
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>>730774848
You got baited nigger
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>>730774719
Hot
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>>730774848
Fuck nvm
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>>730774830
I don't think you understand what a white knight is.

Some mouth breather pretending to be some bitch is just annoying.
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>>730774719
You look someone who would make a women switch seats if you say next to one on a train, also you have a pocket knife collection
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>>730774995
I don't think YOU know what a white knight is. It is literally someone that comes to someone else's aid, with those "someone else's" being the newfags and summerfags. If your gonna correct someone do so without that 47th chromosome
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>>730774221
going to tell us his tumblr
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>>730774719
You've skipped all leg days haven't you?
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>>730775209
Someones aid? Who the hell did I "aid"? I just pointed out that you're a retard.

>>730775232
http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
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>>730774719
that "pose"
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>>730775424
Can you comprehend English nigger? You aided the newfags and summerfags that didn't know it was CP. Literally said it in the post, but I guess libtard kikes like you need a shekel as incentive.
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>>730775561
You look like you're a deformed clone of a small Asian boy forced to grow at an increased rate. The deformity of your face makes you look like you have down syndrome.
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>>730774146
Your face is too big for your head
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>>730775323
wtf nigga
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>>730775424
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>>730775561
most punchable face on this thread
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>>730775905
nope
this is >>730774613
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>>730775561
Your a closet homo who insists they're straight, and you are a liberal feminist
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>>730775725
>>730775905
Savage guys. Thanks :)
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>>730775363
>MySpace
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>>730775614
So.. you're mad that you only lasted for 2 posts and you're insulting me because of your failure?

I mean... maybe you should actually "try" next time.
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>>730765230
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>>730776148
You look like a satisfied stoner who only got a job to buy weed, and like a K-Mart Dylan Sprouse. I honestly think your face is longer than the blunts you roll.
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>>730776148
Your eyes are to far apart so you take every picture at this same, somewhat flattering angle that conceals it just slightly
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>>730776075
Close on the first guess, bi. And way off actually.
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Just fuck my shit up, /b/.
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please dont bully this shit is old
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>>730775232
Thanks nice tumblr
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Shit. I have to be at work in 15 minutes. Look more like shit then usual.
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>>730773157
Cringed hard.
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>>730776148
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>>730776380
Poo in loo shitskin faggot boi.
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>>730776373
That shirt doesn't hide your tits.
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>>730776380
O.j Simpsons' pudgy autistic son who wears track pants and constantly smells like shit odour
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>>730776373
You'll never run in the 90's
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>>730776867
>and constantly smells like shit odour
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I'm a big ol' faggot.
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>>730776903
Is there something wrong with your brain?
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>>730776867
>>730776685
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>itt losers & weirdos posting pics of who they wish they looked like
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>>730777047
If I killed you and sold you for meat, your forehead could feed Africa for a week.
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>>730767644
wreck it ralph
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>>730771704
Dude you are posting on b 2 scenarios
1 Chicks are not into you and you are a fag
2 Chicks are into you and you are posting on b and not smashing the puss which also makes you a fag
You are a fag
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>>730765230
I would rather look like me, than any of these little fuck boys. I don't need to be pretty to be me.
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>>730777061
I honestly don't even know how that pic turned out like that. I look like one of those deformed kids that look like birds
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R8 famam I ugly?
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>>730776148
do you have twin sisters??
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>>730777047
Op here, new pic for new roasts. Also you look like you've tried to molest your younger cousin and live in a trailer with your drunk obese father
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>>730767644
If you shook your nose inside a girl's pussy you could probably reach the womb, you fucking Jew.
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>>730777383
You look like a normalized version of steve buscemi
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>>730777383
You look like you shove cocaine into dead mules for profit and beat your mother.
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>>730777375
I wasn't even going for that, I actually meant that you can't tell that a bright as fuck flash is covering most of the picture. From what I can see, you don't look deformed
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>>730777383
Did someone hit you on top of your head really hard with a shovel?
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777 get
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>>730777697
kek
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>>730777370
That ankle monitor would stop you from going outside anyway, so I guess your looks don't matter.
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>>730777370
what up hacksaw?
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>>730777269
My brother bombards me with forehead/hairline jokes every time I post a selfie, so while I appreciate the effort, it's a no from me.
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>>730777777
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>>730776148
>>730777401
answer me stewart
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>>730777432
You look like the younger cousin I'm about to molest, baby.
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Fatass reporting in.
Roast me
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>>730777370
The top of your head looks like some dropped a boiled egg onto an unswept floor
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>>730777627
Oh. Well thanks, anon! I'm actually the same person in this post >>730775561
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>>730777370
Cope harder

bald fuck
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>>730777747
1/10 Come on you can do better than that son.
>>730777786
Who the fuck is Hacksaw?
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>>730777942
I already ate, no thanks.
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I havent even chabged outta my lame work clothes.
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>>730777383
are you balding?
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>>730777338
Maximus kekus
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>>730778115
Those eyes <3
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>>730778115
Your eyebrows look drawn on, your lipgloss looks cheap, and you have the beauty filter on Smartphones cranked up to 8.
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>>730777942
You look like you cry every time you see your reflection, googled "hairstyles that make you look thinner" and have Mountain Dew and ramen noodle breath
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>>730778115
show bewbs
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>>730777981
6/10 did lol
>>730778063
Nope.jpg
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>>730778115
Post a pic without your eyebrows colored in.
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>>730777916
I'd be the one force molesting you, faggot
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>>730765230
You look like that wealthy mass shooter, the one who drove a bmw?
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>>730778115
the rules
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>>730778083
I don't know, you look like a "hacksaw"
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>>730778115
I get the vibe that the only six inches you get are because of your job.
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>>730777047

Your hairline is running from your big ass forehead like you ran from your child molesting father.
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>>730778115
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>>730778310
Come get me nigger, I can take it.
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>>730778210
Thanks anon

>>730778240
Of course my eyebrows are drawn on. I dont have any seeing as i have alopecia.

Also uh...im not wearing lip gloss lol.
Just plain as lips and i can take a screen shot with the filter level so u can see. Its literally at 1 lmfao
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>>730775323
The jews have assembled their army
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>>730778350
Never heard of them ether.

Come on /b/ you can do better than this...
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>>730778313
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE
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>>730778115
You leave your used pads on you apartment bathroom floor and you pussy smells like sour anchovie paste
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>>730778305
Theyre not "colored in" i dont have any period.
I dont work makeup alot but i literally wear eyebrows everyday
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>>730778465
Anytime :) Moar?
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>>730778465
Look I
I'm spaghetti-ing right now leave me alone I haven't seen a girl in years
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>>730778376
I'm going to fuck Bob and Winston both in the ass and shove my cat-shit coated cock down your throat and you'll love it like the slut you are.
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>>730778493
Is this from when you were recording your White Pride podcast?
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This was me a few weeks ago.
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>>730773726
Ramsay Bolton/10

Thats a good thing btw
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>>730778367
I have a boyfriend and before him i was going thru a pretty big slut phase. Have had plenty of dicks thanks lol
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>>730778493
>>730777370
you look like that retard south tesas fails or what ever he goes by on jewtube
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>>730775735
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Yeah, I know my facial hair is gay
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>>730778493
You shave your head because your balding is so bad you can't even salvage your hair with any haircut. You compensate with a massive beard.

The beard isn't doing you any favors with the ladies, either.
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>>730778681
Nope fresh off of chem for a week. But that one was better.
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>>730778493
You're an average looking dude is all, man. If you're really attractive, people will try to find tiny faults to make you seem ugly. If you're ugly as fuck...Well RIP. You just fall on that median line of "Not really anything wrong or overly impressive" other than the fact that you're bald
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>>730777914
No,got a bigger sister but she aint cute or shit
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>>730778115
All roasts aside, you cute. Keep on keepin' on, femanon.
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>>730777370
Swear I saw you on the d-train today, NYC. Or was it just your MRA alt-right clone?
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>>730778737
I dunno, I don't got anything.
Nice emoji hand faggot
Like, this has been going on for a while I'm exhausted.
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>>730778515
Kek you got me. OP requires more flavour in his pork roast. Come one you pussys enough of the weak shit
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>>730778701
screencapped this
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>>730778924
>this
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>>730778263
so u saying the hair worked?
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>>730769268
you have good facial assdeaddicks don't fear bro
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>>730767644
looks like pepe
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>>730778683

This was more recently
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>>730778115
I'd give you a footlong
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>>730778781
5/10 not bad, but not the /b/ I remember... Also shaved it before starting chemo. This was taken a week after I finish therapy.
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>>730778953
Do you actually require so much attention that you'll post multiple pictures here again trying to live off the hype that at least one of your threads has gotten somewhat relevant in the past 1 year of you being on /b/? Fuck off you cuck.
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>>730778953
nigga are you even old enough to be using this website?
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>>730779064
What gender are you and how often do you eat food you've dropped onto the floor
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>>730778615
Well i have pictures of me looking less bummy...i typically am not fond of my bum attire when im out if work
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>>730776148
Rate me
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>>730778115
Wow, very cute
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>>730779213
10/10 would let you dominate me
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>>730779101
Well it's a start
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>>730767644
LOL
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fuck you i know im ugly as shit
i have the face of a potato and the personality of that same potato
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>>730779213
come on show us those fatties
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>>730779213
You look like Mr. Potatohead had a sex change,
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>>730778970
Okay? Point being?
Not like im gonna deny it lol
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>>730778701
Do you only have a boyfriend because you know your minimum wage making ass can't survive alone?
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>>730778926
Never been to NYC, sorry.
>>730778707
Close enouph. It's Texas not Tesas... Also Fail, not fails.
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>>730767644
top kek
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>>730774457
You dont obviously...
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>>730779252
Get a crew cut for maximum wet pussy
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>>730779213
YoU look like an overweight autist who had a sex change. Also don't let these desperate /b/tards make you feel attractive, your Not
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>>730767644
I CANT
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>>730779417
what ever your fucking channle sucks fucking more dick than your mum
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>>730774146
you look like if handsome squidward had a baby with Gaston from beauty and the beast
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>>730779477
Ive got smthing like that going, but longer on the top, i like to keep it longer cuz it hides my odd head shape
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>>730778924
Thanks dear

>>730779297
Thank you kindly

>>730779298
Ew i literally wanna throw up at the thought of dominating a man

>>730779331
Nah

>>730779338
Cool

>>730779405
Nah i survived a long time without one lol he just sorta showed up outta no where.
Like i said.i was going thru a hoe phase. He managed to settle me down...hell he didnt even have a job when we met lol
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>>730765230
Here you go
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should i kill myself or play Gamecube?
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>>730767644
I had to try really, really hard to look as retarded as you.
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>>730779717
Im chubby at best.


And.honey they arent the ones who make me feel attracitve lol i knew that long before then haha
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>>730779717
>your
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>>730779995
You look like you get molested by your uncle and weigh 98 pounds
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>>730777370
>>730778493
What the fuck is up with your left ear man?!
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>>730765517
not bad but the no mustache thing gives off a kkk/ rapist vibe
try growing it in and conecting with beard
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>>730780147
I'd smash
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>>730780147
How many meat subs have you ever had at once in your mouth?
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>>730780147
Goddamn please show your titz
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>>730774719
My name jeff
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>>730779064

If you're a bloke you might want to cut your hair as you are andro as fuck.
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It's pretty early in the morning here, but here's one
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>>730780133
Top fucking kek
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>>730780147
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>>730780147
hot as fuck
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>>730780147
Ok your /soc/ tier faggotry is killing me. Please go take a shower and eat an apple
>>
>>730780106
play some melee then hang yourself with the controller
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>>730780147
That non glossy lipstick is freaking me out. Do you have any pics with glossy lipstick, you're very attractive.
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>>730765230
>i literary
Think again
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>>730765581
Well... this is the kind of followers of the new chili peppers.... sad
>>
>>730780544
>>730780544

dubs confirm

I actually do have Melee. I'll hang myself if i lose to a level 9.
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>>730767644
You seem like a cool dude
Those are some of the most impressive eyebrows I have seen
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>>730780368
Only 1 lol
Well i had a threesome way back then but it wasnt like i was gobblin both at once
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>>730780417
You look like you swear at your mom and you plan on joining the military for the purpose of legally killing people
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>>730780476
>take a shower and eat an apple.


I dont....wha?
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>>730780147
Bitch your nose is an enigma
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old pic
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ITT: Validation the forum board

Jesus fuck you sad cunts really need someone to stroke you?
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>>730767239
People could do shots out of your chin dimple
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>>730780590
Its called matte lipstick dear anon haha

I dont wear glossy lipsticks really. Im not a fan. I mean my natural lips are as shiny as i get haha
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>>730780919
>I don't...wha?
Ok now it's really time to go, your giving me diabetes
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>>730780784
Ok then

how many meat subs did you ever have spill their mayonnaise on your face at the same time?
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>>730781111
Dammit. Well regardless, you look good with or without make up.
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>>730780961
yeah creep
u offerin' ?
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>>730780920
Im so pale my nose just sort of blends into my face
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>>730780147
Please stop posting. You're hideous.
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>>730781232
Lol once again just 1.

I never took a double load to the face.

In fact im not even a fan of 2 guys at once. I just did it because the dude i was in love with at the time wanted to and i couldnt say no to him.
Wouldnt do it again ever
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OK this thread now has a "give the average looking femanon as many compliments as we can because she's the only female we've interacted with in 3 months" kinda vibe. Goodnight sweet princes
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>>730781733
Lmfao yea okay
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>>730781866
No you are, but I bet your loving all these compliments from all these lovely desperate virgin cave trolls!
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>>730781111
Damn lady, any more pics? You're fucking cute
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>>730781765
Ever brought Subway into your sex play?
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>>730782019
>tryhard
There's a dick rate thread over at >>/lgbt/ that you're missing out on you little fannie bandit
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>>730765230
OP is a massive faggot
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>>730765581
fag detected
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>>730782212
>white knighting this hard
Just bring that virgin ass here already, I could smell it from a mile away
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